The Vancouver Sun from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada • 38

38 The VANCOUVER SUN: Dec. 28, 1970 CARROLL RIQHTEZR'O "I 15 THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO PROTECT MYSELF? I HAVE THE TERRIBLE FEELINS THAT, A5 I GROW OLPER; IT'S NOT. 60IN6 TO 6ET AW EASIER LIFE IS "(VERY HARD I (Vv- I TRY WEARJN6 A -F PLEASE i me oocto? 55 I i0 JJvu TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29, 1970 GENERAL TENDENCIES: A fine day and evening for you to think in terms of organizing the practical and material aspects of your life. This will enable you to operate more efficiently. Also, you will be able to show those about that you are endowed with good common sense that stands you in good stead always.

ARIES (Mar. 21 to Apr. 19) Involving yourself iff career or government matters that ire important is wise early in the morning and thereby make your position more enviable. Bigwig gives you backing that means a great deal. TAURUS (Apr.

20 to May 20) Getting into new activities that will please persons who are important to your welfare makes this a most productive day. Using proven precepts Impresses one favorably who thinks as you do. Stand up for whatever you think is right. GEMINI (May 21 to June 21) It may mean hard work, but 71'. ''J'WV 1 41 I iVi'1fL II LOOKS LIKE HfcKD Ur TOR it is wise to start early and keep the promises you made to others.

This makes a good impression on mate. He or she can then increase your happiness. MOON CHILDREN (June 22 to July 21) Come to the right agreement with allies on the policy level and start an uptrend toward success. You get the backing of practical persons. (Try not to lose your temper, especially at home.

Be wise. BY UNCLE BEN Here are some jokes and riddles for your holiday reading. These have been sent in by Sun-Ray readers from all over B.C. LEO (July 22 to Aug. 21) Begin the hard-core work you have to do and forget all that playing around.

Accomplish a great deal. Show co-workers that you are most efficient at your duties and gain their admiration. VIRGO (Aug. 22 to Sept. 22) This is a day to do pretty much as you please and have a delightful time to spend with friends.

Do a good deal of entertaining yourself. Some special attention shown to mate can yield fine favors. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) You are able to put those Ideas across now and get support of kin that has been impossible in the past.

Find the right appliances that will make your house operate better. Have greater harmony there, too. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) You find safe and sane ways to get ideas across to others that mean a good deal to you.

An ideal day for much activity, Keep appointments on time. Take it very easy tonight. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) You have excellent ideas for adding to your income and security and if you put them in motion quickly, fine success can be yours.

Listen to the suggestions made by experts. Show that you have ability. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 20) Show others that you admire them.

State what your aims are and you gain their goodwill. Attend parties to which you are invited. Dress elegantly and make a good impression on others. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 to Feb.

19) If you get together with experts in your field of endeavor and then when alone study how to make real progress, you get right results. Prepare for the future in a most practical way. Don't be extravagant PISCES (Feb. 20 to Mar. 20) There has been much tension lately but now you are able to do those things which can help you to get ahead more quickly.

Joining with those who admire you at hobbies is good. Raise your morale. IF YOUR CHILD IS BORN TODAY he or she will be one of those persevering young people who has the willpower to gain whatever desires are uppermost in the consciousness. Although it may take some time to carry through with them, your offspring will not discourage easily -and will have the vision to know that anything worthwhile is worth laboring for in order to gain success. A real genius at organizational matters.

What has a soul that cant be saved? A shoe. Two boats with only one man aboard. What is it? A pair of shoes on one man. A pancake lying in the What is it? The moon. What is It nobody wants but wouldn't give up If they had it? A bald head.

What is a golden plough worth? A rain in May. The Arrows of God can't be counted. What are they? Rain. What is the biggest room in the world? Room for improvement. Who was the greatest actor in the Bible? Samson because he brought down the house.

What should you keep after you have given it to someone? Your word. What did the earth say to the rain? If this keeps up my name is mud. Did you bear the story of the empty box?" Nothing in it. What is the least dangerous kind of robbery? Safe robbery. You can thank Sun-Ray Diane Murphy for the humor items above.

Bertha Jang, who lives in this city, submitted the following: Who are the best aero- bats in your house? THIS COVETEP PLACK COOLTHAT SPY TALK TORSI PEOPLE FEATHER GOES TO OUR NEW SPY! (GEEi) SHHHI V.infuAl SUSPECT I'M A THAT CRAFTY CLOAK AN' CUTTER "7 MfflE) SPV ANP IT'LL KING 0' CRYPTIC WW VWjOIVTHE.WHOLE STELLAR CSLLAR-PWEILIN' COMPELLED n-v'ITi AS 4A FUNNY THEy "I I HARP TO REMEMBER THAT I'M I I SuPPENLY LEFT HEARS A SHARP 'TWAMSf-P SAY SKIINS WAS IN- HERE ANP THAT A LOT MO A VEIL OF POWPERy SHOW APPEARS HB IzSX IN SWITZERLAND OF ROCK CITY RESIDENTS ARE I BY SIR ARTHUR CONAN HOPING 1 BREAK Atf NECK PS-ST 1 OL f--mmmukf- PONT lUi PHAVE OU MEARP AWVTHIW5 FROM I fwHEW SHE 6ET5 IN WO 1 SIT IM THE CAR MY PAU6HTER I MATTER MOW LATE HAVE 1 I JUNE, WOULD HXI MIND 7 AND MOVE IT fl LP v-. jjgfff I A HE'S SHOWIN(3 J5S Z' NW I ASSUME A CONCENTRATE OrA iiS RJIJ- A. ME HOW HE V. THE. LOTUS LEVITATION AAA 's VERONICA.

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(Tins will not be sent unless this coupon is signed by at least one parent) SUN-RAY BIRTHDAYS The pitchers and the tumblers. Who are the best bookkeepers? People who never return books. My first is a circle, my second a cross. If you meet me beware of the toss. What am An ox.

How can you make 15 bushels of corn from one bushel? By popping it. Here are two from Susan Peladeau: There was this sign outside of a kennel in New York city: The Only Love Money Can Buy, Puppies For Sale. A teacher making a trip with a group of children had lunch in a restaurant that had a slot machine in it. The teacher was telling the children about the evils of gam. bling, when she decided to show them how it worked.

She marched up to the machine, put a nickel in, pulled the handle and hit the jackpot. Bradley Dahl, who lives in Surrey, sent in these: Teacher: "Ricky you have been punished every day this week. What have you to say? Ricky: "I'm sure glad it's Friday." Lady: "How long will the next bus be?" Disgusted Driver: "The same as this one lady 46 feet." Teacher: "Unlike us the Eskimos use fish instead of money when they trade." Jim: "They must have an awful time getting gum out of a slot Hempstak, Jody Hesketh, Ste-phan Hess, Stuart Hlngs, John Homenuke, Bradley Houston, David Hyde. Dawn Jackson Debra Jackson, Valgeet Johl, Michael Jung, Marian Karlsen, Mike Kelly.Bradley Lee, Kathy Lewis, Bruce MacKer.zle, Allen McLel-lan, Norman MacDonald, Lloyi 1 1 1 Lorraine Marion, Scott Melville, Kathy Menhnick. Gary Monk, Mark Monkman, Marta Morgan, Mark Morler, Wendy Mutch, Jason Nicholson, Katlue Nlxon, Toni O'Keeffe, Karen Olson, Barry Flatt, Allan Price, James Seed, Cathy Rhodes, Jeremy Rogers, Steven Ross.

Kathryn Sandercock, Denise Smith, George Smith, Carolann St. Croix, Hollle Stallnecht, Ricky Streifel, Michael Sullivan, Steven Swanson, Alan Sweeten, Cindy Tomlinson, Tim Turner, Vincent Verlaan, Krlsta Waters. 11 Gold: Prefix 12 "Yes, 13 Is not well 18 Covered 22 Varnish component 24 bleu!" 26 Shopping plazas 27 German naval vessel 28 Fast's partner 29 Manu- facturer 31 Native Alaskan 32 Of Norway 33 Cause of many accidents 36 Drive off 40 Alleged 41 Vibration 44 Having left i will 47 Small abodttj 2 words 49 Pair 51 Passenger vessels 53 Brief and pithy 55 Hasty 56 Notice 57 Progeny 58 Charge 60 Trick 61 Style of printing: Abbr. 62 Welshman 65 U.S. party: Abbr.

Puzzle lost in mail. BRIDGE NORTH 10 3 10 5 2 D-A 10 9 C-A 5 WEST (D) 9 6 H-A KQ J76 D-7 4 C-6 3 2 EAST 7 5 9 4 8 6 2 10 7 4 SOUTH S-A 8 4 2 H-8 3 D-5 3 C-9 8 Both vulnerable West North East South Pass ID Pass IS 2H Pass Pass 5S Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: Oswald: "I watched a pretty good player make four spades with today's hand. He was very proud of the way he guessed the end position." Jim: You say he was a pretty good player. Obviously, he wasn't a very good player because he wouldn't have needed to guess the end Oswald: "That's correct. West won the ace and king of hearts and shifted to the four of diamonds in spite of his partner's high-low in hearts.

BRAIN by Jdcoby South played the ace of diamonds. Then he ran off all his trumps while discarding down to the queen of diamonds and ace-queen of clubs in dummy. East, discarding in back of dummy wound up holding' the king-eight of diamonds and the singleton king of clubs. It was up to South to decide if East had blanked the diamond king and kept the club king guarded. South did make the right decision." Jim: "Most of our readers will have seen that South could have avoided that final guess if he had just used the in the code word ARCH." Oswald: stand for Review the bidding.

If South had reviewed the bidding he would have seen that West had dealt and passed when holding six hearts to the four top honors. This would mark East with both minor-suit kings." Jim: "The sure thing play would be to lead dummy's last heart at trick four to make sure that East didn't hold another card in that suit Then South could draw trumps, lead his second diamond and play dummy's nine. East would be between that rock and a hard place with no lead to help him." TEASER MONDAY, DECEMBER 28 Louise Alekselen, Dawn Al-f Eugene Armstrong, Cathy Bacchus, Linda Balchln, Mary-Ellen Barton, Tonl Beck, Gerald Bennle, Paul Teresa Bourelle, Kevin Black, Tony Boily, Joe Bowcott, Colleen Bradley, Tricia Brnlth-walte, Ricky Brownell, Betty Busby. Steve Cairns, Douglas Carter, Mark Cathers, Grant Coldlcutt, Mark Cook, Mike Cornelius, David Crossley, Eleanor Crum, Norma-Ann Crump, Kathy Curr, Colleen Dally, Randy Davis, Robin Davis, Jennie Dragan, Susan Ducklaw, James Dyck. Cathy Eaton, Sandra Edgar, Lucien Ekkebus, Carol Ferraro, Gordon Ferraro, Christopher Fleming, Teresa Fornarl, Heather Fraser, Bonnie Fraser, Brian Gormo, Randall Gustln, Janice ACROSS 1 Bottle size 5 porridge: Pea soup 10 Mutton fish 14 Archaic 15 Within the law 16 Pier 17 Not speechless 19 River of Russia 20 Sanity 21 Demands return 23 Deer hunters' necessities 25 Asterisk 26 Group of draft animals: 2 words 30 Water bodies 34 Dwelling 35 Emily--: Can.

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