The Vancouver Sun from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada • 48

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WALKS PAST I (Sls JIAMY.J1AAMYll)S.' I 1 1( BEHEVEI, THE FIFTH? 1 SPOT ACROSS THE -v fff THt I PfT JIM WITHOUT A 6LAI VJ SJ ll tW AOF Yfl.RllDDY? J. V- STREET' I Ilf2-J1. 2A JMiu Ut I By UNCLE BEN 'I'm a tomboy," writes Sun-Kay Glenda WXfcr1 WHAT IF YOU5E WILL fZ-Z DOMT 71 i fcr. 6URELV A CHEAP BUT I VOUR STRUOSLIN'J ME- ff fX I' IxpensivelvdressepI I font? vouiLFiNuui V-- Sktl 1 THUS ISNTTJOING rjT OUT (UwSJXb rf'ZuPV "You sure sleeP sound' Mr- Wilson! I bet that JHFOfUWZlJlfeE j) phone rang a million times!" l)llmmSlmf BRIDGE by Jacoby Nixon, who lives in North Surrey, "so my hobbies are quite different from other girls. I enjoy reading, all kinds of sports and play-fighting with other kids.

I also love animals and I have two pets, a cat called Dinky and a dog named Brew." This Sun-Ray also plays the organ, but confesses, "I don't like school. I am an average student, but the teacher tells me that I have a great imagination for writing stories and poetry." Stanley Janzen, of Matsqui, had to change schools when the one he attends regularly was flooded out Phillip Janzen, Stanley's brother, enjoys horseback riding, fishing and baseball. "For pets I have a calf, a dog and a Welsh pony called Patches. I live on a 45-acre farm, here we have 13 head of beef cattle." Joanne Fauteur reports that her school's Junior Red Cross organization has collected $72 Margot Paris seems to find it difficult to write her monthly letter because she is involved in baseball and a lot of other activities such as reading, art work and puppetry. Michael Hagen, a Burnaby Sun-Ray, was one of those who thought that there wouldn't be any snow last winter and of course got a big surprise when the deep freeze did come.

He made the best of it by sleighing down the steep hills near his home. This summer he hopes to make good use of the under-water mask and snorkle which he re sponse demands that the opening bidder show a singleton if he has one by bidding that suit. A corollary is that when either partner feels that he has bid everything, he signs off by bidding game in the agreed suit. North has a very strong hand in support of spades, 14 to 16 ,,,1 4V 5 4 EAST 1 1 S-3 S-4 2 10 9 5 H-8 7 6 4 3 2 I IF 1 I D-J 9 5 A 8 i vfc a Kin 1 vy if t-i iprn iLivs -aa i rnT 1 nnTmo r70 points depending on how he counts his points. Playing the Jacoby two no-trump he res i TSlT'S ONE OF A GOLFER, ARE YOU HAVEN'T 1 HE DISS UP 1 ES? SOUTH (D) JV HERE? SEEN SOME SWELLcUr A 10 8 6 INVITED VOU BEAUTIFUL jtt-sL- A ARCHIE -4 IV WORMS' JJl A TO PLAY AT AND ffifeT PLAY 1 V-Cj -K HIS EXPENSIVE 7 1 A), 2 -r COURSES IN prtF fifhKgZl 1 I IW C-A 8 2 Athe country ITS-t! 11 ttf H.ittMMM'M i.M I Both vulnerable ponds with that bid and South dutifully shows his singleton heart.

This discourages North. His ace of hearts holds little ViW IW Mfet MW A s3r f-. West North East value as a singleton and he signs off by jumping to four South 1 3 Pass Pass Pass 2 NT, 4 spades. South looks unhappy but Pass comes to the conclusion that North is not interested in that Opening lead: From time to time an singleton heart and passes at game. ing bridge player comes up with a bidding system he calls 1 i l.

iu bbw i tf ttuB'iiL'aa i Even game requires some his own. Today there are so many ways of bidding that THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW! By Shorten Whipple care. South must win the opening club, draw trumps, cash the heart and the other high club and throw West in with a third Sun-Ray Birthdays APRIL Si Kurpn Alrnmorapk. Klwin An there can be no system. On the other hand, there are lots of bids that can be claimed by some bridge player as his own invention.

One of our inventions is the derson, Wilfred Ansers, Diane club. Then he must cover whatever diamond West leads to hold his losses to one club and Bargen, Brenda Barley, Mlenaei Bethune. Diane Bevan, Tommy Blake. Kim Bllndback. Sandra two diamonds.

Bohnert, Billy Booth. Cynthia Jacoby two no-trump. This two no-trump bid does not signify any desire to play in no-trump. Rather it is used by an un- SUN-RAY JOKES AND RIDDLES Here's a list of books that passed hand in response to a Bowes, txyslall BrurKer, Brian Burtwell, Chris Cameron, Vlcki Cameron, Diane Campbell, Nanoy Campbell, Lesley Carlaw. Danny Chapelas, Cindy Chapman, Lorne Church, J'Anne Claridse, Debbie ColledKe, Janice Croft.

Howard Davies, John Davis. Debbie Demar. Gerald Der Woon. Barry Docherty. Dolores Dotzler, Karen Eagle.

Dale Evasin. Rodger Fornslau, Michael Ferguson. Paul Florkevlch. Mary Ford, Christine Gale, Andrea Gidinski, Kathleen Golevlc, Diane Gration. Donald Hanlev.

Douglas Hansen. one-spade or one-heart opening ceived at Christmas Trudy van Wieringen has been attending a first aid and home nursing course at the community centre near her home Last February Margaret Pepper was given a rabbit which she named Goldie. "We have a big cage for him." Dennis Dionne, whose home is in the Abbotsford area, is eight years old. His brother had a birthday last month and Dennis gave him a popgun One of those who enjoyed the recent boat show is Lesley Van Wunckel, of Port Moody. Lesley's cannon markmanship in the pirate cave won a pirate hat, an eye patch and two "gold" coins that were really chocolate "I am looking forward to summer," states George Bartz.

"Two of my favorite sports are swimming and baseball. I also enjoy skating and I would like to take up skiing." George is also in his second year as a Cub. Nancy Colp, whose mother is a school teacher, has a tree fort in the apple tree near her home. "We call it the Apple Blossom Fort. Apples grow on the tree in summer and we eat them." Sandy Furness, of Burnaby, collects postcards and enjoys swimming.

Her pet cat is seven years old "I live on a farm and I have a pony," writes Cathy Vollebregt, who lives in the Rosedale area. "I go to Brownies and I'm almost finished the test for the golden bar." "Our water pipes froze up," reports Lorrie Todd, whose home is in Merritt in the B.C. Interior. "During the cold weather last winter we had to drink snow water for a while. During the cold weather I memorized the Sun-Ray Promise." "Thank you for putting my name in the birthday column," states Daren Grieve, who lives in North Surrey.

"Last week my mom and dad were in San Francisco. At school I am learning to write. I passed the stage one test in swimming." "I live where your newsprint is made," reports Lorraine Blackwell. "My dad works in the paper mill. I am in grade two at school." "Last month my name was in the birthday list," states Alyson Peat, of Vancouver.

"I cut it out and put it in my Sun-Ray scrap-book." were never written submitted and forces to game in partner's suit. It takes the place of the by Louuise Barclay: About Old Standard American forcing jump raise and releases the jump raise to become a limit bid; highly invitational, but not Sheila Heagle. Karen Heimlich. Sandra Heimlich. John Helme, Wally Holowayrh'jk.

Andy Hor- Faithful, by Guy Zer; Using Your Noodle, by Mac A. Rooney; Walking In The Rain, by Yule B. Wet; How To Cook, by Edie Gormie; How To Make Better Grades, by Fay Ling; Words, by Dick Shon Arey; How To Set forcing. The Jacoby two no-trump re nai, rneima Jackson. Bieni joei.

Rosemary Jolliffe. Mary Keast. David Kelly, Robyn Kendall. Kpnnpth KprnHn. Mark Kerswell.

Steven Koch, Jimmy Lane. Marilyn Langton, Karen McKay, Christopher McLean, Jamie McNulty, Linda Morry. Doug Murphy, Kim-berley Newell, Gary Nugent. Danny O'Rullivan, Lvnn Peahody. Edward Preston.

Allison Ramsay, BlTT STARTIMcr H3 CAR T1 SftTT VJELL! TrfAT ATOUGHIE ijffl 4SfStT" Brenda Reene. Bradly Rempel. Laurie Robertson, Bryan Rolls. Kathryn Sandve, Lynda Selgneu-ret. Gwen Shaw, Manuel Sllvey.

Alexander Sllvey. Gary Strerfel, Pat Sturgeon, Cindy Sudermen, Seven Wonders of Ancient World Here are today's facts taken from the 1969 World Almanac: The seven wonders of the ancient world were: Pyramids of Egypt; Hanging Gardens of Babylon; Statue of Zeus at Olym-pia; Temple of Artemis at Epnesus; Mausoleum at Hali-carnassus; The Colossus of Rhodes; and the Pharos of Hair, by Bobby Pins; One Hundred Years, by Ann Teek; Reducing Fractions, by Lois Terms; A Visit To The Library, by Lota Books. What clothes do dogs put on for fast trips? Pants. What are people called who ride in Greyhound buses? Passengers. What would you call a thief who steals ham? A hamburglar.

Kainy suaeyko, Karen sunnus. Susan Rzantal. Diane Thorpe. Pauline Tlsserand. Grenda Tweed-hope, Alan Vande Voorde, Glen Watts.

Michael Welrion. Kevin Williams, Alexander Wray, Chris zeigier. What is a cabbage? The age of a taxi.".