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Friday, September 23, 1927 BERGEN EVEN INT. RECORD Page Ter Stanley THE OLD HOME TOWN 2fergen Hurtling StemrJ. Jumping Meridians LINTON WELLS and NELS LE ROY JORGENSEX ESTABLISHED 19S L' Published dally (pt Sunday) Br THE BERGEN EVENING RECORD CORPORATION John Bon. President anil Treasurer: Matt Ely. Vic-President anil Serretarr.

BERGEN EVENING RECORD BUILDING. ni-iti main street, hackensack. Telrpbeaea, t771-t77t-lJ7S-t774-t" Haeaanaara. her an! her te.ir to disappear lit smiles? It Is Mother! And w'len darldy loses his job. an-J believed he'll not get another for a long.

Ions: time, who is It strokes his hair and tells him to the silver lining thi fringes eveiy cloud, and speeds him on his wty a word of cheer? II i Mother, and tiicre'a no one can tak'i her place. Presidents may Jie, or he euc-reded: governors may shine and mayors be at claimed by the people, r.ut," night, in the seclusion of the home, iht most important people In the world are gathered then Path r. Mother, and the kiddies. There have been scientists, great inventors. rat writeri, and host of oth.rs who have accomplichcd great Hut along with them b-" others, never heard of, to whom scientists.

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ne eonint stand it. N0if tin Roga-s won. by whatever ods. it tas the end. hor:" he shouted to pilot.

Je've got to fight." "They u-re almost to the be.cn The boattan. a young fellow, by sea sun. but diminut size, without reply With last, dextrous twist, he sent the power boi broadside to the beach just as seemed they must up on sands. The stopped. Simmy, his fnus clench and hi, V-e blazing.

ieapt knee-deep the water, just sailors reatJ Bjily Canes ship. He saw friend dive into th, cockpit an, emerge with a pistol The vanda) halted for a seco unnerved, asjt was trained on then! Jimmy, hurting OVer the sand con. sctous thahis pilot wa, behind him. gave ittle gasp. He was shooting across the water now.

with every ounce of power that the small launch possessed and behind him, with a great churning of the water at her stern, the Faus-tania was resuming her way. Wildly he signalled to Billy Crane, who was circling overhead in bewilderment. At last he made himself understood. Scarcely a- hundred feet overhead. Billy leaned over, nodded and waved agreement: then he pointed his hip shoreward and circled tentatively over the landing place.

Passing the seaplane. Jimmy heard the motors sputter. Uraham, his features set, stood up as he approached. "Keep going!" he cried. "I'll get ashore." Jimmy nodded.

There was no doubt that, within a few seconds, Graham could manage enough power to taxi to the beach unaided. His motors had not been damaged. The it I 1 Subscription Rates: Slnela copy. 9c; One Month (In advance). 75c: One Year (In edvanet).

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mats Tie a revolver'" he 1. "iM-ii. -van thi, Audit Week By IMIUOTIIV IOl4il.AS. speedboat tore on. TC tfdlS 1 SOON HAVE 1V V( UNCALLED fjjgff i 1 WHEN EVER A DDDEFROM HooTSTOWN ST'AJty WflhL DROPS INTO JOES THE aflm practical jokers on main street IByML Vf? BURN A RAG, WITH THIS feeSULT- Lucy ljtttimcr.

was beginning to be a very successful firm of Interior decorators the firm heln'-f solely and entirely the fair-haired, bright-eyed Lucy. tell a VerJpistol when they one?" In a secort he knew, thev woul recover fromlheir first surprise and see from itlodd shape that in weapon Cranjhcld was merelv th, pistol carried- flyers for emergency use In jsnalling. Its wnr5-projectile wai flash of- fire like a Roman Candli, Jimmy stunted, caught himsrif and came on. trhe young pilot the speedboat p.3 at his side now a wrench in grimy hands, grinned. 1 "Come on!" I Behind him, jmy heard the roar of the seaplanemotor, but it a vague lmpresn.

As he got his feet, a scant kndred yards fj-Mn where Crane's pie stood purrins with its propellj barely turning he heard a shoutttom one of Rogers's men: I "It's no pistol, Idamn fools! It's only a signal gunLet's go!" There was a bliing flash as thev FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1927. 1 HELPING THE DEMOCRATS WIN. Bergen in the Democratic column again is a novelty I winch may be pregnant with omen. Even Senator Arthur Whitney carried the county in 1925 by 11,500 over A. Harry Moore when the Democratic nominee for Governor won the state by 38,428.

Chairman Thomson and his new Republican County Committee indorsed the constitutional amendments and Thomson went about making speeches for them. It is true that these addresses were far from profound. Mainly they were a repetition of the fabrications of Edge and Stokes, especially with respect to the fourth amendment which no man could honestly and frankly discuss without admitting its hopeless blunders and its rank partisanship. An intelligent electorate in Bergen looked through and beyond Thomson, saw the truth and voted the other way. Overnight the magnificent majorities of the county faded to insignificent figures and in the case of the most important proposal resulted in a Democratic victory.

Evidently there little confldence anywhere, cither in the chariman or in his committee's recommendations. "And I'm not pinning any notions on myself." Lucy was wont to say when friends made flattering; com- ments on her artistic ability. "If; Dad hadn't taught me to keep book. In so simple a manner that 1 know just exactly where I Htand financially I could not have done It. It Isn't so much artistic conceptions that make success as to know where the dollars and dimes are doing the most Rood.

My books are always written right up to the day." Jn view of the hard-boiled facts then It was a bit of a surprise that I.ucy took the course she did a few days later, but as a matter of fact, she had a particularly pleasant motive behind her action. The motive was, however, known only to Lucy. fthe was standing chatting with the owner of a charming tea-roorr. charming because Lucy herself Jimmy, crouching In the stern with every muscle in his body strained toward their goal, glanced aside toward the promontory behind which the Vulture was hidden. In that very moment there was a violent roar from an airplane's motors: a second later, his fists clenched as he watched a big ship heave Itself out of the growth atop the promontory and point its nose Into the sky.

"A good eight-minute start!" groaned Jimmy. Eight minutes! were as good as a day now, where the race had resolved itself Into a thing of split seconds! He couldn't win not now, he told himself over and oer again. He could only keep on trying until it was over fighting to the finish merely because It was not in him to surrender. But unless Roger's plane met with an accident, with Roosevelt Field only a few minutes away, how could be overcome his rival's lead at this stage? He shook his head sternly. It did not matter.

He must keep on on and on, until there was no more to be done and defeat came In spite of him. That was what Natalie would wish the rule by which he had lived. Billy Crane was gliding down, his wheels only a few yards above the earth now. He had found his landing place. Jimmy watched him critically with mute approval of his pupil.

For a second, he almost forgot everything but Crane's dexterous landing, when he was suddenly recalled to himself by a shout started forward, the boathool; raised for damage.l searing streak of red shot out frij the cockpit nf Billy's plane. 1 three m-n brought up. startll half blinded by the flash. In I next second, Jimmy was upon thh. He saw the in the same instant, his went Then he gave a crylf anguish a'i the young pilot, wlthl groan, sanlt had decorated It In the alluringly i warm shades of a summer aunset when she noticed a most attractive young man sitting In a perfect sea of books and bills and receipts.

I "What hi!" said Lucy, "who Is your friend?" Mrs. Le Mar laughed. she Avalanches have been known to start when someone kicked away an icicle. There is another election at hand to the sand under I fierce bloiu- nection between the word and this HOW IT STARTED By JEAN NEWTON what made it out. My books show the identical figures." "What's that your books you from oneof the b( was clearing himse.l and the Bergen organization goes into the campaign dis 5ks.

Billy tne cock-his han'l. meaning. As a matter of fact, however, it is nothing but a con-j traction of the Anglo-Saxon word! pit. With the pistol credited. It must defend its unpopular course in the special he reached the groun "At 'em, fellers!" Jimmy, wild-eyed fury and rage, jasnea out wnihoth fist told me but he was speaking to himself for Lucy had fluttered TO BK "DISHED" OCT.

quickly out and into the big show There are few of us who at some room. time or another have not nursed and She returned a second later and I expressed the sentiment that we deposited a number of books on the werc "dished" out of that which desk beside Donald. i -e expected and to which we felt "I I wanted them all verified." we were entitled, she told him. "And if you aren't I The word "dished" seems to bear doing anything this evening and aii the earmarks of slang, and at Ho was aware that twlblows hnj struck mm: ne was tbit dizzy said a bit chestlly, 'is my auditor Since Lucy Lattimer, made my tea-rooms so lovely business has become so overpowering tha.t I had to resort to help In the way of bookkeeping these orgies of Income tax people mustn't find any flaws. Friends recommended me to Donald McLean as being a very deserving accountant Just rising to success, so behold Donald!" Lucy smiled softly.

Se had got the Information she wanted without even asking for it. "Saves a of worry, too, doesn't It?" she commented, and turned away from too but that did not mattt Fiercely "disherit," which is the old form for our present word "disinherit." That "dished" is a legitimate word Is further evidenced by the following passage which we find in Byron's epic "Don Juan." "Where is Frummel? Dished?" Though obsolete, the word seems to have struck a popular note, and has become strongly entrenched in our everyday vocabulary. election campaign, carry the odium of the rotten Kaiser bill and apologize for a leader who has formed about him a kitchen cabinet, composed of distrusted agents, among them the favored printers who were caught looting the county treasury. These are not the foundations upon which successful political parties are built in intelligent communities bke Bergen. he tore Into the men A moment laier iiuiMwith a'l- impotent cry, fell bacshind would like to stay and have dinner nerce diow ana lanaea inst the first glance one might perhaps be justified in so considering it; for there docs not seem to be any con body of his plane.

then realised that their YeB were coming on him en Se. saw the wicked boathrl raiao( from his pilot. The latter was pointing to the promontory behind which the Vulture was hidden. Jimmy first sought the plane which was carrying his rival to victory; but it was already far off, winging its way toward the field. He looked down and gave a little gasp.

The bushes had parted and three men had suddenly appeared, hurrying down the sandy slope of the hill toward the plane that Billy Crane had Just brought to the ground. Jimmy paid no heed to the wild sputter of Graham's engines now, as he raced toward the beach. The men were members of Rogers's rough-looking crew and their purpose was only too apparent. Two of them had long, wicked boathooks. They were laughing and had broken into a run now.

Crane, Jimmy saw as he neared the beach, had' seen them, too. His eyes nai'-row-ed fiercely. These men, who probably loved a fight and were getting a bimus much interest in uonaia. again, above his eyes, andfc threw any of these mediums shall be However, when she returned io her big office Lucy took up the telenhone book before she removed up a hand weakly to pri self. Crack! with me no no not now, Donald I must see an important client right away, and I mustn't give him crimson cushions for his yacht when he decidedly wants green which I will do if you make my heart turn upside down this way." Hut before he released her Donald said swiftly, "You fraud, you knciw you owed me one at least for all this work you have given" me for notn-ing." "It won't be for nothing Donald," said Lucy coftly.

(Copyright, McClnre Newspaper Syndicate.) He stood stunneo tor when the blow am not ianinuil her sea green hat which would release her glorious curls of red Bold to their own sweet way. Anion the McLeans she found the one she wanted. After that she typed a most buslnoss-like note and went straight out to post It. Havlna- heard. In the course of a DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W.

CORDON WORDS OFTEN MISUSED: Do not say "shall we go Borne place?" Say "some where." OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED: gorge, rronounce gorj, as in "go," as in "lord." OFTEN MISSPELLED: quadrennial; two n's. SYNONYMS: little, small, minute, diminutive, mlscroscopic, tiny, miniature. WORD STUDY: "Use a word three times and it is yours. Let us increase our vocabulary by mastering one word each day. Today's word: DISPARAGE; to criticise unjustly; depreciate; belittle.

"He made a disparaging remark about me." CUMBERLAND'S VOTE. Chairman of the Republican State Commitiee Edward C. Stokes does not now live in Cumberland County, but he spent nearly all of his life there. Though he maintains a bachelor's residence in Tren- he iclized that he was s'tg at the boathook where It InyL th, ground. The wiclder of it, Vtn a.

broken curse, staggered bal.a,,. Jimmy stared at the blood snin subject to expulsion unless he can give a satisfactory explanation. Some organizations are known to realize $1,000 and more on some of these entertainment or fair programs, and boast that this form of illegitimate advertising is expected to be the biggest department of financial gain in their undertakings, knowing full well that the merchants get little or nothing in return. mull or two. that Donaia UOWn nis arm.

I lie oilier would tnke over the auditing of her fell back as ha ing about him wildly. books, Lucy proceeded with a Manx, the old Gaelic tongue. Is strange course. gradually becoming extinct. Less Most carefully she put away all; than a thousand on Isle of Man now Ki'ly Crane laughed nysteiltlr.

"Orahnm!" he cried.v her books and every evidence of a spealt their native ninguage. Swinging anout, jimmy ton he as- the is still looked upon Cumberland County caught sight of the naval sea Its rose almost against that By Dwig A few yards nearer his friend lccder. Stokes a short automatic resting on crook of his arm. TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS. Stinervisnr nf Pnlicfl Allen's at- taught school in "Put your hands up.

you hir Cumberland, was elected tention is called herein to the re- the. officer commanded cris thence to the Assembly and peated traffic violations in Hack from their employer on the side, had apparently deserted from the yacht and gone off on their own particular brand of deviltry. They were going to wreck Billy's land-plane and spike the last of Jimmy Brandon's guns! They might be called to account for It, but that would avail little; that flashed through Jimmy mind, too, as the speedboat neared the shore. Rogers would deny knowledge of them; they were a mongrel crew, anyhow. In all probability picked for Just this type of work, and secretly his wealth would set them free from any consequences.

The Faustania was out of sight. Who could ever prove who they were or, for that matter, that Billy Crane had not Injured his plane in landing. But, beyond that what did It matter what was proved or dis 'High-up and back away from ship." well-conducted business at least aa far as bookkeeping went and got together Just her statements, check stubs and as little as ahe felt expedient for the success of her idea. And when on the Monday morning sharp at nine o'clock Donald arrived to audit the books of Lucy Lattimer, he wonderea Just how he was going to manage to sit beside Lucy for perhaps a full week and keep his mind affixed to the business of auditing. HIS heart quaked at the task, but he went bravely at It.

Lucy herself was -more than nleaserf at having a full week ahead ensack during the early morning The sailors obeyed. They wo thoroughly cowed. In the presern hours. At the intersections of Main and of Grahsm's uniform, underneath tl jumper he wore, and the busine like pistol, all the brute courap which had sent them so gieeiinu to tneir randnli3m evaporated. Cra ham eroded.

"Clo ahead. Jim." he said. "Pi when, upon coming Into lovely vour hest I'll take care of the! tivdsahd this kid. too." He his head sidewlse toward the offl.ee she could gae upon ner ami-tor and realize that the presence of a man In the place was for once well rather thrllly. "Have you kept no books all? miAatlnneri Donald.

boat pilot, who was Just sitting, proved, once the race was lost? Jimmy knew he would never light the thing afterward. It would be a sorry business the vanquished bringing up a thing of that sort. to the Senate and afterwards to the Governorship. Last Fall Cumberland elected Hettinger to the Assembly by a vote of 9,239 over Mbore, Democrat, who received but 2,388 votes, a three and a half times majority. This is about how Cumberland usually gees.

But on Tuesday something unlooked for seems to have happened in the great Republican leader's pocket bailiwick. According to the returns Cumberland cast 1,555 votes for the fourth amendment and 1,895 against it. Considering that Chairman dazedly. (To bs continued.) vnt hook." Lucv told him and Anderson streets and Main and Ward streets, motorists are repeatedly ignoring red lights on the automatic beacons. This condition is particularly true between 6:45 and 7:15.

Most of the automobiles on the highways at 'that time contain business men. Apparently many of them are late for work, as tiros -and again they pass the stop signal. They do not attempt to "beat" the red light; they deliberately ignore it Motor truck drivers, singly and in fleets, are among the worst violators. Supervisor Allen would do law-abiding motorists a favor gased most Innocently back at him, "Then you aon even anow uci er you are making or IobIiiuT" "No," said Lucy, and hoped she might be forgiben for yarning so easily, "but I kind of think I'm Ing to be successful." And If there was anything behind what Lucy said as she continued to gaxe In that cllnglng-vlne fashion at Donald, he did not for the moment by stationing one of his men in Stokes spent so many of, his days, first as a pedagogue and know It So audit week went on happily. Lucy, of course, could not be In her show rooms all the time an i must needs be out among clients I and wholesale houses.

She did. how- ever, rush things a hit while out. i and each time the door of the office opened and admitted the firm of Lucy Lattimer, Donald trie.) his best not to look up with the that vicinity from time to time, thus ending repeated hairbreath escapes from accidents. Incidentally, the enforcing of the hour time limit parking ordinance, particularly after dark, seems to have lapsed. Now that a new parking space has been opened opposite the city's Walt Mason, Himself The World's Most Famous Rhymster THE OM GAMK.

It seems the nations still must build big navies, in the old time way, that othef. people may be killed, if they perchance should get too gay; the- divers oceans must be filled with ships that are designed to slay. The nations made a gestur fine, some years ago, as you recall; they'd cut down the Imposing line of battleships, both large and small, and leave some para-sangs of brine without occasion for a brawl. Then PPP'5' weary of the tax that war's accoutrements imply, remarked. "Perchance we may relax and know some comfort by and by; the burden that has galled our backs we may lay down before we die.

And that will be a splendid thing, it will encourage and elate, to see disgusted nations bring their navies to tne junkyard gate; and joyously we'll dance and sing and try to keep our smiles on straight." It soemed the world was growing sane and weary of the threat of strife, convinced at last that war is vain, a waste of treasure, time and life; but we, alas, were fooled again it still clings to its butcher knirc-The sad-eyed toilers everywhere, the men who have to pay tne bill, regard the tidings with despair, and pack their heavy loa uphill; that load they'll always have to bear, that nations mar be fixed to kill. A nation that is nearly broke, and getting deeper in the hole, whose cities teem with Idle folk existing Jn a pauper dole, exclaims with pride, "Just watch my smoke a thousand cruisers is my goal!" Then other nations, exerciseo, resolve they won't be left behind, and so, as may have been surmised, the taxes grow and grip and grind: and still we tain we're civilized, with instincts gentle and refined. feeling of Joy that entrance gave him. "I think you are going to have a big Income tax to pay mm fairly things are loos- largest theatre, there is no excuse I year." ha told her: "i f. uf.

1 ing up well for you then as a political preceptor, in teaching the people of Cumberland and their children the principles of what he calls "abstract organic law," it is scarcely to be imagined that they are ignorant, like the people of the other counties who voted against that amend- ment. Can it be possible that they are at last in revolt against their life-long guide, philosopher and friend? "Oh, I'm glad to know i mua-dllng through some way you're h.in" added, and cast occupy Main Btreet curbs in their entirety from Passaic street to the Susquehanna railroad tracks. glance at Donald which necessitated the adding of an entire column all COMMUNICATION Another day passed and Donald gafle her exact figures, and, In spite of herself. Lucy's thorough bmlne" head sprang Into Its own. It not to be put out of business by thU bluff Idea she was trying to P'it over on Donald.

ni. rm so glad that's exactly "AI.WAVK IIKUTTMNti." Editor Evening Record: Dear Sir: -Arthur Hilpbane's belief that people In a million are nobodies Is typical of Ilrlsbane. mOGRAM ADVERTISING. One of the impositions inflicted on business men is the programs, It Is also l.vplcnl of nrlsbnnc that By EDWIN It's A Cruel World "CAP" STUBBS I kj fwie. PlFCE- CRJ'H- rONfMr THrSNHS, MV MO.

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Is one In a million. It Is well not to tnke this prolific writer and e'litor too seriously, even though he, himself, does One Frederick Oastler, a tenchcr of languages, killed himself, leaving a note aying "I am nobod I never was anybody." II was tias-tler's note which caused llrishiinc to comment on the nothingness of usually issued for club minstrels, church affairs, society entertainments and benefit shows. The Hackensack Business Men's Association has' at last taken a step at may place a ban on this costly nuisance. At its luncheon-meeting on the great majority of humans. Tuesday a resolution was passed to the effect that no member of the association shall plaqp an advertisement in any periodical, program or book other than a newspaper having a sworn paid circulation or which is entered in the postoffice as second-class matter.

At best advertisements in programs of all sorts are holdup schemes for the money charged for the space Is out of all reason. It Is further resolved that any t. it im Milt, let us consliier. To the girl whose dn.ldv get up at daybreak to go to his day's work, mid for whose hnnie-cnmlnu she so Impatiently waits each evening, Ihere k' someone of more importance to l.er thun the PreMdrnl of the rnlt-d Stales, the governor of the the mayor of the town in ivtilth che lives, or the boss for whom her iladrty works. That one is her dndily.

And 'hera's Mother! When Ihe little kid-lie's doll meets with accident, or her doguie Is lout, any one of numerous little trivialities wlilen causes her little heart to almost hrcak, befalls her, who Is the most Important person In the whole wnrlii to that little kliMl" mcmrwr "v.i.... Who Is It that clasps her In found placing an advertisement in tender aims ud sympathize with.