The Scranton News from Scranton, Kansas • 4

County Notes. rather than a criminal. School Column. The Scranton News Osage City is making an effort E. Tbuesd; and Publisher.

Lbwillin Editor. Published Each Thursday at Carbondale, Kas. Application Iii'i been made for ail mission hrougb the mails as secoud class mail. 91.00 Pr Ytar. Senator elect Warner's campaign expenses were $28.90 and the Missouri legislature has established a precedent that will be frowned on by many ambitious legislators in all sections of our great country.

Spain wants back from Cuba the guns she left there in the haste with which she removed recently from the Western Hemisphere, and Cuba wants them as little souvenirs of past "good feeling." The case has its peculiar things of humor. Thursday, Apeil6, 1905 Whenever things in New York John Hutchison went home sick Monday noon. Florence Longden visited the High School Monday morning. Miss Crumb of Topeka gave the first instructions to some of the Seniors Tuesday night. One1 of the English History' pupils informs us that the Irish rebellion was especially bitter at Vinegar Hill The Pleasant Valley school gave-a very pleasant and interesting program at their school house last Friday evening.

The eighth grade pupils of district, No. 25, took their final ex. a mi nation at the Scranton High School Saturday. Mrs. C.

K. Sellards, Miss Viv Harmonious Effects. get a little dull they try Nan Patterson again. Dowie is said to have paid $1,500,000 in gold for 2,000,000 acres of land in Mexico. can easily be had by the use of our Wall Paper.

The walls cau be papered to to get a canning factory and laundry. Osage City seems to think that the early bird catches the worm and is already advertising a Fourth of July celebration for that city. Owen O'Farrell, the old man who was tried at Lyndon last fall for insanity, was struck by a Missouri-Pacific train in Topeka last Monday and later died as a result of the injuries received. O'Farell was a miser. He owned a farm near Auburn but spent most of his time in Topeka.

Mr, and Mrs. Sam Michaels celebrated their crystal wedding anniversary last Sunday by serving a big dinner to the following relatives and friends; Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Michaels; Messrs.

John, Frank and Park Michaels and their families Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Jarboe, of Quenemo; Mr.

and Mrs. A. Jarboe and daughter Fannie of this city. Burlingame Enterprise. Co.

First Regiment, K. N. is about to be mustered out on account of lack of interest on meet the other requirements of the decorations. Good wall pa Not to be entirely behind Kansas and Missippi, Illinois will take a fall out of the tobacco per makes the home more cheer ful, and pleasinig to the eye, but trust. ian Ledgerwood and Miss Effie- They are trying to raise a fuss because members of the Pennsylvania legislature are recorded in the roll-calls even though they are away from the Capital at the time.

One would think that the Pennyslvanians would finally become accustomed to having their Jones, the two latter from Law The dove of peace is a little hy about hovering over Russia for she fears a stray bomb might rence, were visiting the Scranton schools Friday. blow off all her feathers. If anyone asks you whether voting done by proxy. it should be the proper kind. In fact that is a necessary adjunct to the pleasing and happy home.

Keflect, and you will come to the conclusion that if your home is not already wall papered, you will have it done immediately. We will help you make your selections from our choice wall papers. J. Cook, Judging from the number of 'passes" he has taken, one might not Caeser was an Irishman, tell them he was; propterea quod It is said that when Kuropatkin when he arrived at the Rhine he "proposed to Bridge-it." was minister of war, he told the Czar that the Russians could whip the Japanese. "General" Kuropatkin differs widely on the subject from "Minister" of War naturally conclude that Oyama is a member of a state legislature.

If "time is money" to Mrs, Chadwick she ought to be able to cash those "ten years" in prison an Ohio judge has just given her. Gov. Hoch declares the fight between Kansas and the Standard oil company will be to the finish. Hoch is not a quitter either. Kansas.

Scranton, Kuropatkin. The latter is now in a condition to give an expert opinion to the former. the part of our citizens to keep it here. We dislike very much to see Burlingame lose the Company but unless it can be immediately recruited with suitable young men who reside within the town or country close by, it will surely have to go. The fact is the greater part of the equipment is already packed and ready to.

be Burlingame Enterprise. Mail and Breeze Fables. work for a sick statesman on a vacation. The New Way For smoking meat. Use A Wisconsin man is in jail Wrights Condensed Smoke.

No need of smoke houses. Just apply charged with stealing $100,00 from the Standard oil trust. If that man lived in Kansas or Texas he would be hailed as a hero it with a brush, that's all there is Sold by Bunten, the drug- If Secretary Hay can arrange peace between Russia and Japan it will be a right good piece of gist Cheap Cask Store Is Headquarters for Corn, Kaffir Corn, Millet, Alfalfa, Timothy an English Blueg'rass and BulK Garden Seeds. A number of the boys from the Grammar grade went out to Pleasant Valley to play base ball Friday afternoon. The game resulted in their defeat at the rate of 10 to 7.

John Meek took his books home Monday morning preparatory to going to Topeka where he will be employed by the Continental Creamery Co. As Johnnie was one'of the leading members of his-class he will be missed a great deal. If You Would Be Young. Keep in the sunlight nothing-beautiful or sweet grows or ripens-in the darkness. Avoid fear in all its varied forms of expression; it is the-greatest enemy of the human race.

ri Avoid excesses of all kinds; they are injurious. The long-life must be a temperate life. Don't live to eat, but eat to live. Many of ur ills are due to-overeating, to eating the wrong things, and to irregular eating. Don't allow yourself to think on your birthday that you are a-year older and so much nearer the end.

Never look on the dark side; take sunny views of everything; a sunny thought drives away the shadows. Be a child; live simple and naturally and keep clear of entangling alliances and complications-of all kinds. Cultivate the spirit of contentment all discontent and dissatisfaction brings age furrows prematurely to the face. Form a habit of throwing off before going to bed at night all the cares and anxieties of the day everything which can possibly cause mental wear and tear or deprive you of rest. McCall's Magazine.

Also Hay, Oats, Corn Chop, Bran, Oil There was a run on a bank in a certain town and among the men most insistent on crowding up to the cashier's window was a large, heavy-jawed man who told his neighbers in the line that he didn't propose to let any blamed bank rob him out of his money. He finally reached the window and gave his name to the cashier, who looked over his accounts and then said: "You are overdrawn just $6 80, and if you will pay it now it will save us the trouble of sending you a notice." Moral Often the people who are the least hurt squeal the loudest. A Kansas man died and presented himself at the pearly gates, asking for jadmission. "I have here," said he digging down into his side pocket, "several letters of recommendation from well known Kansas politicians." "Hold on," said Peter, as he looked over the letters. "I happen to know those fellows.

These letters read all right, but the chances are that a lot of the writers will be up here in person in a few days and will tell me private-lythat you are no good on earth, and that they just gave you these letters to get rid of you." Moral Letters of recommendation generally mean mighty little. Meal, Shorts, hAc. FLOUR! Until April 15, to reduce our stock of Flour we will sell Kansas Patent, sack $1.40 Golden Crown, straight patent $1.30 Pride, $1.30 This is a low price for flour with wheat at present prices. Low Rate Spring' Trips To vSunny California You can go to California any day between Harch ist and May 15th for $25.00, a little more than half fare one way. We will pay at all times the Market Prices on Butter, Eggs and Poultry.

Our Spring Stock of Dry Goods just in and our stocks of Merchandise in other lines are very complete and will be sold as low as the lowest. Thanking you for past patronage and soliciting your future favors, we remain, Yours to please, TlhomasiS Ivey. iScranton Kansas. All the way. Travel comfortably in Pullman tourist or chair car.

An unusual opportunity to inspect California farm lands. Ask J. P. Wolfe, Agent A.T.4S. P.

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