The Western Call from Beloit, Kansas • 5

THE WESTERN CALL, FRIDAY, JULY 26, 1901. MONKEY DASHES Business Cards, The Reason for It. Astronomers tell us that the present exceedingly warm weather is due to the recent change in position of the planets Why ia Russ9ll Sage? Because he gives Henry Clews. Jupiter an! Saturn, which are now 1 It should be easy to liquidate a saloon-keepers affai rs. The secret a woman is compelled to keep is untold agony.

An up-to-date woman is frequently away behind her age. E. W. ALLISON, DAILY, M. D.

-i Office hours: 10:30 a. jn. to 3:30 p. ra. I I I Office In New York Store Block.

Beloit.Kans. Over Branch Bros. Hardware. DR. D- S.

BRIEN, BELOIT, KANSAS. BELOIT, KANSAS. OLDEST PRACTICIONER IN L. D. BEIL, THE CITY.

Office over Flndley's Jewelry Store, Main BONDED ABSTRACTER. Street. 'Phone No. 30. Calls answered prompt-Real Estate, Loan, Rental and Insurance Agent Real Estate and Mercantile Exchange.

TS "NT Care of non-resident property solicited. VTm -E. i IN Office in State Bank Building, VETERINARY SURGEON. nearer to the earth than at any time before in ages past. Planets are known to attract each other and at present these two are exerting a tremendous combined influence upon the earth and its atmosphereic conditions, causing a warmth unknown for many years past.

Astronomers also say that these planets will take their own time about moving away, and we'll simply have to make the best of it. The one consolation offered, is that this'pbenomenon is unlikely to occur again within thousands of years. 'w When To Deliver Only Mail. According to a Washington dispatch the post office department will soon issue an order prohibiting all rural de'-livery mail carriers from carrying on any other business of barter or trade, while performing their regular duties as carriers. It seems that lately their has considerable complaint received at the department headquarters, stating that many of the rural delivery carriers have been making a practice of delivering or gelling including groceries dry goods and liquors brought from town along their routes.

This practice seemed also to have been encouraged by the local dealers in the goods, with an eye to business. It is alleged that the carriers plied this branch trade so industriously that the delivery of the mail was often delayed an unreasonable length of time, and other, phases of negligance to the surface. The department had somewhat recently informed the carriers that they might deliver and carry packages for persons living along their routes but scarcely expected, so wholesale a scale of business as When was the jugular vein? it saw the proud flesh. When some men feel blue they get drunk and paint things red. HORSES When a woman doesn't worry she worries because she doesn't.

SPECIALTY 12... Call at or 'Phone to Van Hook's Barn, when in need of my services. E. E. BREWER, M.

D. Office over Postofflce building, Beloit, Kansas Residence, two blocks north of opera house Office Hours: 9 to 11 a. a to 5 p.m. Office telephone, No. 31.

Night calls promptly attended. When a tongue-tied woman attempts to talk it is an utter failure. ARRIVAL ANDDEPARTURE. Father Heitz went down to Concordia Monday morning, Wm. Evert returned from El Reno, Oklahoma, Saturday noon.

J. T. Barnes left Monday morning for the scene of excitement at El Miss Mabel Freeman went to Glasco Friday morning for a short visit. H. Grethen, the marble man made a business trip to Concordia Monday.

Mrs. Charles Whittlesey left Saturday morning for, her home in Chicago. Miss Bessie Jett of Kansas City is visiting Mrs. Julian Nance this week. D.

A. Seaman and wife went to Scottsville Friday morning and spent the day. Mrs. Pearson returned from a several days visit at Simpson Saturday evening. Carlos Dam and Frank Crotz returned from El Reno, Oklahoma, Saturday evening.

Mrs. T. M. Baldwin returned from a six week's visit in Pennsylvania, Saturday evening. J.

J. Abercrombie spent Sunday at Waconda Springs, returning home Monday morning. Nnte Kinslow left for El Reno, Oklahoma. Friday morning to be in on the drawing for land. Craig Graham left Saturday even-nig for Oklahoma to register with the hope of securing a c'a'm.

Mis Lena Douglass of Beloit has been visiting Mrs. Knight the past week. Jamestown Optimist. Miss Lena Triop and brother Newell, returned Friday evening from a visit with an aunt in Linn. Mrs.

William G. Dickie returned Monday morning to Topeka, after a week's visit with relatives here. E. GRAHAM-DUM, 'BELOIT, KANSAS, MAKES THE BEST A woman's idea of a perfect man is one who thinks she is perfect. Burning Fire Guards.

The appearance of a heavy black cloud approaching slowly from the east somewhat startled the people of Beloit last Thursday evening, with what seemed to.be the prospect of a storm. On nearer view, the cloud was found to be only a large squad of Africans, who had been burning fire guards along the Union Pacific railroad tracks along the Solomon branch. Owing to the numerous fires lately started by engine sparks, this precaution was thought a necessary one. AND PH0T0S Dr. W.

D. Shackelford, DENTIST. Office over Soper's Hardware Store There are only two inmates of the county jail at present, both men. "When in need of first class work, you will find my Studio over Bunch's Drug Store. carriers that in which some of the saw fit to engage.

Mrs. Willey has been confined to the house with illness for the past week. After a woman passes a certain age she is willing to get married on S. W. KINCAID, Dentist.

Office over New York Store. Beloit, Kansas E. Gr. DENMAN, IMPLEMENT DEALER HANDLES ALL, KINDS OF.MACHINERY Lots of Clouds. If this section of the country had been visited with as much rain as it has witlf clouds we would have been Ringling's circus is headed this way.

It will show at Topeka on August sixth. compelled to go and come in boats. We don't believe we ever saw as manv Some Fine Work. call job printers and they, are artists have been turning out some fine jobs of embossed printing lately the same kind of pointing you get in the sweH offices in the cities. The Call printers are the only ones in the western country who are up-to-snufF in the line of embossing.

It costs but a trifle more than ordinary printing, and after the dies are made they belong to the customers and can be used for some time before new ones are needed. Many of our customers own their dies, and all they have to do is to say "duplicate my last order" and we will do the rest. Let us serve you. meaningless clouds as have made their appearance so far this summer. We The ice man with his radiant countenance is in an enviable position these warm days.

would like to see them come together J. W. McGHEE, Expert Auctioneer. Cries Sales in all parts of Mitchell and adjoining counties. Over twenty years' experience.

Address Beloit, Kansas. W. M. McNEELEY, Photographer. Studio across the street east of opera house.

Satisfactory work at reasonable prices. N. Mill St. THE MIDLAND RESTAURANT. A.

B. COTTON, Prop. Meals and short order lunch at all hours. Cool summer drinks, fresh fruit, etc. Everything neat and clean.

South Mill St. 1 and get in a general free-for-all mixup Re has the best line of Windmills and Pumps in the city. A. Z. SEAGER, HOM(EOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON -maybe some of them would get knocked down.

From appearances Frank Flicker of Osborne died Saturday morning in great agony from the effects of a spider bite. A SPECIALTY STOMACH TROUBLES The reply made now to any invitation extended is often, "I'll be there if it rains between now and then." Serenaders. Miss Emma Reed SDent the. week For the last several weeks at various with Hael Bratlc and Miaa Chnbbic White hose and those of light, delicate tints are now the proper thing along with patent leather low shoes. we don't they will fall any other way.

"I wish to truthfully state to you and the readers of these few lines that your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is without question, the best and only cure for dyspepsia that I have ever come in contact with, and I have used many other preparations. John Beam, West Middlesex, Pa. No preparation equals Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, as it contains all the natural diges-tants. It will digest all kinds of food and can't help but do you good. Bunch Drug Co.

BELOIT, KANSAS. BELOIT STEAM LAUNDRY U. G. MERCER, Prop. Best equipped laundry in the state.

Our work speaks for itself. Satisfaction guaranteed. E. Court St. intervals, a crowd of young serenaders at Beloit.

-Cawker City Ledger, have been out in the evening with stringed instruments serenading their Ml89 Millr wlth friends. Most of these young men pos- Vy Vtmg house of Topeka sees rood voices and as they sing all spent last Friday with Mrs. U. D. Beil.

the late, catchy airs in a bright way, I George Carney went up to Glen their visits are a pleasure to all in the Elder Sunday and spent the day with A citizen of Osborne has imported some frogs and will endeavor to start up a froggery, of the good-to-eat kind. friends. He returned to this city Mon The Minneapolis Review has been removed to Perry, Oklahoma, which still leaves three papers in that town. vicinity of the music. There is a commendable enthusiasm for music displayed among the vonng men of the High school which should be day.

W. B. Deshler went to Delphos Monday morning to continue the arrangements for his new store at that N. L. WILSON, Real Estate Dealer.

and Insurance Agent. Business for non-residents carefully looked after. 108 E. Court St. New Typewriter.

Jared Abercrombie ia sporting a fine new Hartford typewriter since the first place. The two "hello" girls at Concordia struck for higher wages last week, and failing to receive the raise have of the week. It is one of the latest im the quantity of food taken is Mrs. W. C.

Hoffmeister and Fred-too large or the quality too rich, heart die, went to Wacona Springs Monday burn is likely to follow, and especially evening to remain throughout the so if the digestion has been weakened week. proved makes and does very nice work. The details connected with everyday business is much easier attended to in this store since thio addition. Jared believes in keeping up with the times. Mankato is to have a new republican paper about the first of August.

E. It. Dillan, Edwin Thompson and Mr. Williamson are promoters of the BELOIT STAR STEAM LAUNDRY. CULP McHUGH.

Best work at reasonable prices. South Mill street. JOS. RUMMEL, Bakery Goods and Fancy Groceries. Short Order Lunch at all hours.

East Court Street. GEO. V. RANSOM, 7 Merchant Tailor. Cleaning and Repairing- a Specialty.

Pants from $4.50 up, Suits from $18. up. Office in Finnigan building up stairs. South Mill Street. Dr.

F. B. HOriE. Physician and Surgeon. Special attention to Diseases nf Women and Children.

Office over Beloit State Bank. Beloit. Kansas THE CORNER PHARMACY. The place to get your pure drugs, prescriptions accurately compounded, fancv toilet articles, druggists sundries, etc. F.

F. SORGATZ, Mgr. by constipation. Eat slowly and not too freely of easily digested food. Masticate the food thoroughly.

Let six hours elapse between meals and when yo'i feel a fullness and weight in the region of the stomach after eating, indicating that you have eaten too much, take one of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets and the heartburn may be avoided. For sale by Bunch Drug Company. KENDALL WILSON, Barbers and Hairdressers. Bath Rooms in connection. Good workmen employed.

Under Beloit State Bank. TROUTFELT SLOAN, Manufacturprs of FINE HIGH GRADE CIGARS. Our cigars are smoked all over the state. Factory No. 196.

South Mill St. Beloit, Kansas. We have ceased to wonder why the natives in tropical countries dress mainly in a broad grin. This kind of weather makes us wonder why they do not discard the grin. Concordia For Sale.

I have forty head of cattle for sale, consisting of cows with calves at foot, and yearling heifers, most of them are high-grade herefords. Will sell one or forty. For further particulars, address, F. M. Robb, Jewell City, Kansas.

R. F. D. No. 1.

Being asked by her companion while out driving if she believed in palmistry, an Ellis girl answered: "If I could see the lines in one hand I could foretell that. we would have a "pleasant drive. "Osborne Connty News. Hugh Conn came down Glen Elder Monday morning where ne has been visiting his son, Charles, and family. Art Newburger went down to Scottsville Friday morning to look after business connected with the store at that place.

Mrs. Miller of Jewell is the guest of Mrs. G. W. Port for several days.

Mrs. Miller was formerly Miss Jessie Postlethwaite. Miss Minnie Shungel of Beloit visited at the Commercial Hotel on her way to Oregon and California. Jamestown Optimist. Mr.

and Mrs. Harrell who have been the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Ma-haffa left Satudray morning for Okol-ono. Mississippi.

DanO'Rourke and Miss Nelle Flan-nery went down to Concordia Sundav morning: and spent the day with the O'Rourke family. Mrs. W. F. Kent arrived home from -Kansas City Saturday evening where she had been visiting her son, George the past week.

MUNRO'S ART STUDIO is the place to get the best photos in Beloit. All work guaranteed satisfactory or money refunded. Cheapest prices always prevail. First door north of City Hall on Hersey Avenue. Picnic Party.

Last Friday evening Miss Lisenbys and her force of assistants went for a picnic at William's grove taking their lunch along and enjoying a thoroughly pleasant time in the woods. The pleasure of the occasion was marred at its close bv drowning of Miss Etta'Cochran's horse which had been'turned loose, along with some A Poor Millionaire Lately starved in London because he could not digest his food. Early use of Dr. King's New Life Pills would have saved him. They strengthen the stomach, aid digestion, promote assimilation, improve appetite.

Price 25c. Money back if not satisfeed. Sold by The Corner Pharmacy, F. F. Sorgatz, Manager.

The same woman, of Ottawa, who offers $1,000 cash to the first person offering proof of the existence of a living God, will look like 30 cents Mexican money, when this interesting question is decided for her. Qov. Riddle. On and after June the 1 to Septem others. The party consisted of Misses Lisenby, Porterfield, Hoffmeister, Elsie and Maud Perkins, Miss Miller of Salina.

Mesdames Beil, Goudy, and Maxwell. ber 15, 1901, inclusive final return limit October 31st low rates will be made by Chicago Lumber and Coal Co, Sell Good Bright Lumber, Rock Springs and Black Diamond Coal. Get Their Prices Before Buying Elsewhere. Telephone 9. Beloit.

Kansas. the Missouri Pacific to Colorado and Utah points. Rate of $24.50 is made to Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo for round trip. During last May an infant child of our neighbor was suffering from cholera infantum. The doctors had given The price paid for three gallons of Kansas City beer last week was the life of innocent Tom Scruggs, probably life sentence for guilty Thomas Redmond and a fifty dollar fine for the saloon keeper who sold the beer.

Belleville Freeman. Mrs. W. T. Brown and son, who up all hopes of recovery.

I took a bot-, jjave been the guests of Mrs. J. A. tie of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Brown and family, returned to Kansas Wanted Quick. Rags wanted at the Call office, pay good reasonable price.

Will Be Extended. City, Monday morning. Mrs. J. S.

Parks of Beloit, and her mother, Mrs. Whittlesey, of Chicago visited Mrs F. "Mitchell Tuesday. Cawker City Ledger. Miss Mabel Annan and Harry An It is said that the city water mains Diarrhoea Remedy to the house, telling them I felt sure it would do good if used according to directions.

In two days time the child had fully recovered. The child is now vigorous and healthy. I have recommended this remedy frequently and have never known it to fail. Mrs. Curtis Baker, Bookwater, Ohio.

Sold by Bunch Drug Company. are soon to be extended to a point north from the school house along Mill Yon Have wieara 5 street, that the property holders at that end of the line may have the benefit of the city water supply. If you want some "just as good" "I About: leooy make it myself, remedy, try an imitation Rocky Mountain Tea. Twill make yon sick and keep you sick. Ask your druggist.

No Demand for Eggs. The eastern packing houses have issued word that they want no more eggs shipped to them, present weather being to warm too handle them. It is said that in unloading a box of eggs shipped to Kansas City from the west recently, several little chickens, were discovered, which' had hatched en-route. One Osborne county man claims that one of his hens actually laid a chicken last week. Not Teddy Roosevelt, but Teddy Barcafer, 0- THE FAVORITE LINE TO THE Epworth League Convention, San Francisco, July, 1901, WILL BE THE UNION PACIFIC.

All Ccmpetitio Distance. The fast trains of the Union Pacific reach San Francisco thirteen hours ahead of all competitors. If you are in no hurry, take a slow train by one of the detour routes; but if you want to get there without delay, take the historic and only direct route, the Union Pacific. $45.00 from Missouri River, with cor. respondingly low rates frominte-N rior points on the Union Pacific- PAMPHLETS: All About California and How to Get There.

and full information cheerfully furnished upon application. JULIAN NANCE, Agent. itummeiis nrsi-ciass up-10-uaie uaKer. vveii, he is with us again and we are once more better than ever prepared to give you the best Bread, Pies, Cakes, Cookies, and in fact everything in the bakery at GREATLY nan went up to Waconda Springs on the 5 :35 train Sunday afternoon returning on the evening train. Mrs.

I. J. Gray and little daughter returned Friday evening from Oklahoma, where she has been with her husband the past several weeks. Pete Spellman and wife came up from Glasco Saturday evening and spent Sunday with Mrs. Spellman 's parents, Mr.

and Mrs. M. Grotz. Sam Heberly went to Colorado Springs last Saturday night to be with his wife who is reported worse. Minneapolis Messenger.

Mrs. Heberly was formerly Miss Bella Jones, sister to Mrs Julian Nance. Montague Lesler of the law firm of Lesler Comfort of New York City, a former Columbia college law student, spent last Friday in Beloit transacting business and incidentally visiting with Frank Lutz, an old friend. Sigmund Blumenfield left Monday morning for the Chicago markets, to lay in a fine fall stock of goods for the Blue Store. Miss Maude Simpson Dyspepsia Cure REDUCED PRICES.

We cater to your Digests what you eat. sngurest wisues, guaranteeing at an ums the best goods at cheapest possible prices. Come in and see us. Yours for the best, "I am indebted to One Minute Cough Cure for my present good health and my life. I was treated in vain by doctors for lung trouble following la grippe.

I took One Minute Cough Cure and recovered my health." Mr. E. H. Wise, Madison, Ga. Bunch Drug For Sale Two excellent good milch cows and two fine calves for sale.

One cow is fresh with calf by her side and the This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. It gives instant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured aftereverything else failed.

It prevents formation of gas on the stomach, relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take. It can't help but do you good Prepared only by E. O.

De Chicago, Tbe $1. bottle contains times the 50c. size. .0 Joseph Rummell. will assist at the store during his ab 8 other will soon be fresh.

Inquire of sence, and Miss Cloe Pace act as book-Bell Son, at the Beloit cafe. 50-tf. keeper..