The Ottawa Journal from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada • Page 22

22 Monday, Dkember 7, 1970 1 Below The Hill by DAVE BROWN The Ottawa Journal POWER PLAY: To create interest and, give its subcommittees more muscle, -the Pineview-Clearview-Grenfell Glen Property Owners' Association did something a little different this year. Members went through their area looking for persons' with special aptitudes or interests, to fill matching jobs. As a result, the police committee is now headed by RCMP Assistant Commissioner Cyril Kirk. Russ Jackson reports for recreation. Fire committee is in the hands of dominion fire Commissioner Ross Switzer, and design draftsman Tom Newton reports for engineering.

Horticulture is in the hands of jprofessional engineer Farrell Chown. Burke Starinard is to co-ordinate these committees, and Ken McAlpine is in charge of special tasks Chairman of the association is Mrs. George Ofr and vice-chairman is I. E. Erdman.

Mary Hide is secretary and Burns, honorary vice-chairman. CAPITAL CAPERS: Skf patrollers aro sUrting to get together after the long summer lay-off, 'and here's one of their stories being kicked around. jit involves patroller Leon Blauer, who has a fancy car, that he puts much time, effort and pride into. During the' summer, so they say, his car developed a shimmy at 30 miles an hour. Ho immediately nursed it into the nearest garage to have it checked.

After leaning on the vtMtRosHc, SURGERY. 11 Slip mechanic, and warning him that he was not dealing with just any car and to be very careful, he waited for the results. While he waited, he drew mental pictures of a repair bill that would break him. It didn't take long for the mechanic to spot the trouble. In front of witnesses, he said: "Flat tire." BANK AND SPARKS: Ernie Ingram passes along this definition.

Dieting the fine for exceeding the feed limit If you can get a close look at he lapel buttons being worn by NCC chairman Douglas Fullerton and many of 'his staff, you'll see they, say: "Bike for a Better City." The buttons were picked up in New York where the bike movement is big. Watch for the NCC to push in that direction next summer, with more bike trails and more encouragement J. K. Wyllie, executive vice-president of the Public Service Alliance, for Yukon Territory this week to bring 700 public servants into their first negotiated work contract Peter H. Quinn has.

moved to Carleton University as personnel officer, from a MARMADUKE "1 know you didn't win the Kentucky Derby, so. you must be showing your Christmas spirit. FARRISWHEEL 1 Men for the Job And Learned Friends similar position at Atomic Energy Ad and Sales Club expects about 20 of its past presidents, to attendance at its meeting at the Holiday Inn Tuesday night. Guest Speaker is to be Keith Garrett, president of Canadian Advertising and Sales Aossociation. The club was formed 34 years ago.

vv LEGAL SLIPS: Ottawa lawyers at annexation hearings at Smits Falls last week brightened up the otherwise tedious hearings by confusing a few names. It started when R. B. Hutton, representing Smiths Falls, received -a message and told Ottawa, lawyer Don Diplock: "Don, you are wanted on the telephone." Mr. Diplock returned moments later, with the comment that he hoped the caretaker of the church where they were did not get too many calls.

The caretaker's name was Niblock, and it was causing confusion! Mr. Hutton apologized for the mistake A little later hvthe hearings, Walter Baker, representing North Elmsley Township, asked that the town's application to annex part of the township be withdrawn: "That is if Mr. Nutton will withdraw the town's application." Mr. Hutton considered the mistake made in his name, and quipped: "It was my hearing I apologized for, not my sanity!" T. FANCY THAT: School teacher passes along this overheard conversation.

TwO little guys were talking Grey Cup. Says one: "Boy, did my dad ever get funny. He left early to watch the game with some friends and came home late and mom locked him out of the PARTING SHOT: Trustees standing for election in today's school board elections not only have -to beat each other, and the weather, but they have to fight regional" government. Regional trucks have been going around pulling election posters off public property. GOREN ON BRIDGE BY CHARLES H.

GOREN ANSWERS TO BRIDGE QUIZ Q. 1 As South, vulnerable, you hold: 4A10 9642 7K3 OKI J1I3 The bidding has proceeded: South West North East Pass Pass 1 Past What is your response? A. Whllt normally wa- would five partner a little leeway when he has opened In the third Mat, in this instance it might be putting too much pressure on him to merely Jump in spades, so we would gamble it eut by leaping right to game. Q. 2 Both sides vulnerable, and as South you hold: 6AK104 7108IS42 OAS A The bidding has proceeded South West North East 1 Pass 2 Pass 2 Pass 3 Pass '3 Pass 4 Past 8 1 What do you bid now? A.

Five clubs. While -partner has not shown 'outstanding strength, he is to-be relied oa for a seven card suit. Your weakness in hearts' should not be a deterrent, for partner is marked with a singleton at most. With two of the suit he should have returned to hearts after the three spade bid. Q.

3 As South, vulnerable, you hold: A53 OK10 94 4QJ73 The bidding has proceeded: North East South West 1 4 Pass 10 is) 3 4 Pass What do you bid now? A. Three spades, a cue bid suggesting slam possibilities. Your hand is worth 14 points in support of clubs and partner has opened and jumped. You. will support clubs on the next round and the extent of your raise will depend on partner's next bid.

Q. 4 Neither side vulnerable, and as South you hold: 4A43 0642853 The bidding has proceeded: West North East Pass Pass 10 Pass What do you bid now? A. One heart. No thought should be given to a jump bid. The old fashioned player would undergo a quick change in blood pressure at the thought of having passed three honor tricks.

In point of fact this hand is worth only 11 points and If partner passes one heart, no game will be Q. 5 Neither side vulnerable, and as South you hold: 4AC2 OJ3 4Q42 The bidding has proceeded: South West North East Pass Pass IV Pass 37" Pass 3 NT Pass What do you bid now? A. Pass. You have a S-J-S-X distribution, one of the best for no and with in all suits you should prefer to play, for nine tricks. 1 Q.

6 East-West vulnerable and as South you hold: 4KQM742 OS52 4Q7I The bidding has proceeded: Sooth West North. East 3 4 Pass 4 Past 7 What do' you bid A. Pass. Partner presumably heard you bid three spades, announcing that your hand is worthless in anything else. If he bids four hearts it is in the belief that he expects to make the contract in his own hand.

Dont be a. nursemaid. Q. 7 Both sides vulnerable, and as South you hold: 4A8S2 The bidding has proceeded: South. West North East 1 Pass .20 Pass 2 NT Pass 47 Pas 7 What do you bid now? A.

Our preference is for six hearts; It is true that we have only IS points in high cards, but valued at hearts our hand is worth three more points after North supports the suit, one for. each of the doubletons and one for the fifth card of the supported heart suit. Q. 8 You are South, vulnerable, and you hold: 4AJ10 7KS7642 4AK83 The bidding has proceeded: South West North East IS? 2 0 Dble. Pan What do you bid now? A.

Pass. It is true thtt we are normally reluctant to leave in a low level double when void of the adverse suit. In this case, however, we have more than enough defensive values to justify our opening bid; and it Is very probable that partner -Is short In hearts when he chooses to a nonvulnerable opponent THE; FAMILY CIRCUS By Bil Kcane j. sx if sr i ii 1 "otw I Br.i-n.rWT-, I Irk" VtL Forgive me, I usually don't indulge in this practice, ttut I've been caught up in the wage-price spiral." Ooohl I learned that word school! We tell the pollcel" rr was. a PEuaoiis YES--Bin' Y0U wsr re right back: i have to to keep me from leaving: i MEAL, CAPTAIN.

MAY HAVE AN AFTER- MAKE A PHONE WONPER WHY? PERHAPS THERE'S I HAVE MY PINNER PRINK ON A BACK WAY WHERE I CAN Jv Basford MONTREAL (CP) David Leighton, chairman of the Canadian Consumer Council says suggestions made during the, council's symposium on mis leading advertising will be in cluded in recommendations to Consumer Affairs Minister Ron Basford. Mr. Leighton told the closing session of the two day symposium Saturday the council will meet in Ottawa next Jan. 25 and one of the main items of business will be to draw, up a set of recommendations to the minister. He said, the recommendations will bebased on the symposium which examined a report on misleading advertising prepared especially for the council' by Montreal lawyer Ronald Cohen.

The council now will, study the suggestions raised during the symposium whcih brought to ton On Misleading fear Suaae sor of business administration at the University of Western On tario and now director of the Banff School of Fine Arts, said the symposium confirmed that the consumer doesn't trust the advertising industry. He said the distrust of ad vertisers poses, a threat to those who are honest and consequently, legitimate business is bound to lose unless something is done to rid the industry "of misleading and dishonest iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iijHiiiiiiiiiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiHiimiiiiiiiiiiiiim stions Advertising gether about 75 persons cross-' section of academic, advertising, govern ment and consumer interests, recommendations will be' made directly to the min ister, and our discussion on misleading advertising will be in cluded in these i Mr. Leighton, former profes Mr. Leighton said other, con sumer meetings which he had attended showed a strong hostile consumer reaction against mis leading advertisements. "The future of the very existence of the advertlsihgindustry is on the line here." SLIM IN HOSPITAL LONDON (AP) Field Mar shal Slim, who com manded the British 14th Army in Burma and swept the Japa nese from the Indian frontier in the Second World War, collapsed at his home today.

The 79-year-old soldier and former governor-general of Australia was taken to hospital in critical condition. He has been in failing health for several years. ---rtfy Programs and Highlights a CBFT Montreal CBMT Montreal Ottawa Cablevision WWNY Watertown CB0T Ottawa CB0FT Ottawa CH0V Pembroka CD CFTM Montreal S) WPTZ Pittsburgh CKWS Kingston Alcohol Cut Sho. Beethoven's Life, Says Psychiatrist LONDON (AP) A British psychiatrist suggested today that Beethoven's career was cut short by alcohol. Writing in the Journal of Alcoholism, Dr.

J. S. Madden says an on the Ger-man composer found his liver "shrunken to tjalf its proper size, leathery in consistency and greenish-blue in anoS i his spleen more than double its proper size. Beethoven had a "brain and eind capable of many years of usical productivity, had his life not been shortened by valco-hol," the doctor concluded. Beethoven died in 1827 at the age of 57 after turning out more great music than almost any man in history.

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