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r30 Thursday, April 17, 1975 The OttaWa Journal BELOW the HILL 4, Ghess (Flashback on Canada) Dave Brown snowstorm curled his hair. TALK-STOPPER: Some time ago within the-past year, among those who decided to attend a school reunion at St Pat's, was Finance Minister John Turner Over a few drinks for old time's sake, the boys got down to the business of comparing notes and current status Engineers talked about the bridges they built and doctors about the lives they saved and the guys who weren't doing so hot tended to brag a bit The school wit was spotted by Mr. Turner, who after the usual hawarya asked what he was doing. Mr. Wit ez-' plained he had gone into the computer programming field and had worked his way up to such-and-such a level in the income tax hierachy.

The finance minister gave the expected that's-' nice, and began to move on. When he was some distance away, the wag shouted: "By the way John. What have you been doing since you left school?" Mr. Turner appeared to be at a loss for words. CAPITAL CAPERS: During that recent snowstorm that crippled the capital, one of those who was uptown and didn't want to risk the slippery drive home was printer Bill Polsky.

He was at Place de Ville at the time, and decided to call home and say he would wait out the storm. He dropped Into Rinal-do's hairdressing shop and asked to use a telephone. Sure, -they said, but every time he tried to pick up a telephone, it rang. Customers were plugging the lines with cancellations He waited. There were no customers', so Rinaldo was waiting too.

They killed time, three hours of it, by playing with hair-styles Polsky left the place with hair that was teased, trimmed, styled and included a permanent a while i there were so many wires attached to my head I was picking up television on my Apparently it was fun for a few days, but the ribbing got a little too heavy. This week Polsky was trying to make another appointment, to get his hair straightened a bit. He was running out of, smart crack- backs. NEWFIE KNOW-HOW: Former Ottawa detective Jim Pitt-man, now a resident of Lunenburg, N.S. the Kissing Bridge Road, third house on the writes to tell this story about one of bis favorite people Jim was a boy there was an aging Newfoundlander, a former sailor, who used to spin tall tales for the boys.

"And you had to believe everything he said or he'd cuff you across the The old. sea-dog is still around and still spinning. Jim and a few friends were listening to him over a few pints recently. Older now, the boys weren't afraid to question facts The story the old man started telling was about a woman he had known in Newfoundland. "And well, byes, she had 48 children." They stopped him there, while they went about the mathematical possibilities, including twins and triplets, and concluded it was Throughout their figuring the old man waited patiently.

When they were finished, he began again: "Yer right byes. It were a man." And he kept the story going. BROWNED OFF: Out in Baysbore, John Simpson is telling a sad tax-time tale He picked up his completed form from his accountant and left it in the kitchen of his home, figuring since both his wife and daughter work at the data centre, somebody could take it in. He expected a rebate. But some-" body went on a housecleaning spree and the form went out -with the junk mail The accountant was able to provide some duplicates, but John spent a lot of time on the telephone trying to round up new receipts and T4 slips.

Many of the calls were long distance That task completed, the accountant was put back to work. Between telephone bills, and probably additional accountant's fees, he says -he'll be happy to break even. PARTING SHOT: There can be no doubt spring is here. The Men's Club of Rothwell United Church has started taking orders for its annual fertilizer sale. Call John McLeod at 824-3067 and he can make arrangements to save you a trip to the store "by having it delivered And on Carting Avenue city crews have began repairing damage to the lawns in the medians, annually destroyed by road salt Object of the game is to get them green in time for next winter's road salt and they almost always make it.

THE FAMILY CIRCUS By BU Keane Canadian snip fastest in By BOB BOWMAN 'i The Maritimes have been deicribedas "Cinderella provinces with their, hands always out for aid from the rest of Canada." This is not a fair evaluation because the Maritimes have paid a high' price for joining Canada. Before Confederation they were the wealthiest of the British North American" colonies, per Their merchant fleet was the fourth largest in the world, and' was busy carrying goods to and from many nations. After joining Confedera-tion the people of the Maritimes were forced to pay high prices for goods from Quebec i and Ontario protected by tar- ShipbuildingVwas a leading industry in the Maritimes. Some of the most famous vessels in the world came from" there. One of them was the Marco Pplo launched at Saint Jphn on April .17, 186S.

She was supposed to be a drogher car- rylrig timber between New Brunswick atrd Britain but proved to' have a great deal of A british company needed fast sailing! ships to carry people to Australia 'where there was'a, gold rush and converted it to a passenger liner. It was an amazing 5.00 Recital (S) Whirs New O(PBS) Zoom -r, Fllntstones C5) O(G) Gllligan's Island Tarzan 03 (30) Let Champions CD Truth or Consequences CB Mannbt S.13 il Quest (0) (bw) 55 Stock Market Report (0) (bw)' i 5J0 The Way We See It (S) QTBA(O) OOOO Psitridge Family O(PBS) ITV Utilization CsJ Nws jf, O(G) Heian's Heroes (0 It's Your Move 6.00 Plnocchio Gallery Talk (O) (bw) Review O(PBS) Aviation Weather w-ci) Mission Impossible O(G) (D News City at Six Adam-12 Tout a I'heure' fQ (30) Pari parlt, Jass Jase CD Bewitched 6.15 Art In the Community (0) (bw), 6.30 KYSS (S) (0), CD News O(PBS) French Lessons 'a Rhode O(G) Movie 11 "To Find A Rainbow" (1971). A real life, adventure film: chronicling the journeys of a Utah fan-t ily exploring the wildlife, canyons streams and National. Parks of scenic Utah and Wyoming. Narra- tor: Lawrence Dobkin.

Let Make a Deal 7.00 For Kids, Other People (0) (S) OfPBS) International Report 4 Hee Haw CsD Sunshine The Way We See It The Waltons 1 Telejoumal National 03 (30) News fQ A Right To Know Karen -O New Faces 7.30 TBA (0) (S) Energy Conference Special Red Flshe- Show QD Bob Crane Show Rue des Pignons' 03 Cinema 0D (B Funny Farm (30) Cinema "Quentin Durward- (1964). Historical drama. Stars Robert Taylor and Kay Kendall (C). 8J0 Gary Michaels Show (0) (bw) OOQOBO NHL Playoffs Philadelphia Flyers at Toronto Maple Leafs. tao i 6J0 7.00 7J0 76 tM 8J0 8.

9.00 wHi, VWrtyl irdfcatln8l' I CD Today Show 7 03 University 03 Ed Allen 03 University 03 (0 Canada A.M. O(PBS) America CQ Bonjour Montreal OOO) 0ECA O(PBS) Sesame Street CsJ Phil Donahue Shew Captain Kangaroo Mon Ami 03 Romper loom 03 Definition Friendly Giant 03 tes Bouts rfChou f3 Celebrity Sweepstakes O(PBS) Physics Quebec Schools Joker's Wild En mouvement 03 Kareen's Yoga 03 Pay Cards O(PBS) Ripptes En Mouvement OD 36-24-36 OOO Mon Ami O(PBS) Science Cs) Wheal of Fortune 4 Gambit i Mon eolri de poys e'est 03 Pour vous mesdames 03 The Community 03 The AM Show -(30) Cast Ca Cut Friendly Giant O(PBS) Picture Book Math CD Canadian Schools O(PBS) Elementary Math ti) High Rollers Now You See It Au iardin de Pierrot 03 Dick Van Dyke (bw) (30) Pour Vous Mesdames O(PBS) Children and the Uw Clsk Depart CD Mr. Drtttup O(PBS) Teaching Children with Special Needs QD Hollywood Squares x- conversion. The illustrated London News wrote "It is ceiled with maple and the pilasters are panelled with rich-1 i ornamented and silver glass, coins' of the various countries being a feature of the decoration." Marco Polo, under her c.ap tain "Bully" Forbes, broke all speed records between i a i p. Australia and was advertised as the "Fastest Ship in the World." On her first boyage to -Australia, carrying 93 0 passengers, Marco Polo made the return trip in six months, Her fastest trip between' London and Melbourne was 76 THURSDAY, APRIL 17, 1975 O(PBS) Family at Wav (s) Bob Hope Show v-.

O(G) Movie "The Girl Most Likely" (1957). A romance-minded girl dreams of marrying a wealthy, handsome Problems arise when she Is -tondecide between three men of desperate characters. Stars f-. Cliff Robertson 'and Jane Powell WWNY Movie 0 Fu" (1972). A half- -7 Budhist monk flees mainland China to the U.S.

west Pilot for the TV series. Stars David Carradine and Barry Sullivart (B). 03 Q3 Streets of San Francisco Mike Stone 'and Steve Keller investigate a complaint of child abuse which later turns Into ho-v micide, when the stepfather of the beaten child is shot 8.30 The, Scene (S) 1.00 About Animals (0) (S) O(PBS) Inside Albany GO Movin' On CD 03 Police Surgeon Dr. Locke tries to help a one-time football star from being used by a couple of cheap gamblers as a poker shill and a patsy for murder. 9J0 Motorsports (S) Recital (0) (bw) OQU Conference Federate Provlnclale C3 Vral du Faux 03 Maclear Maclear- travels to the mining town of Elliot LsKe, Ontario for this examination of Industrial disease and accidents.

He looks at possible ways to make work places safer, and. the question of who is responsible for compen-. sating victims and their 1 (30) Route des Pionrtlers tV35 (30) L'ONF 8.45 (30) Conference de du Minlrtre des Finances 10.00 Motorsports Ottawa1 (SK $. Music In the Schoqls (0) O(PBS) Evening Edition S) O(G) News Fleche du Temps CD Tout la villa en. parte A3 03 Kung Fu 1115 CD (30) Loto Perfect 10J0 Polish Chronicle (0) (bw) OOO All Around the Circle vj O(PBS) Drama Series Tonight Show f- Joey Bishop is guest host Movie "Chamber of Horrors" (1966).

Hor- ror drama Stars Patrick O'Neal 1 and Cesare Danoue (C). 03 (30) News CD On the Buses FRIDAY, APRIL 18, 1975 Love of Life' Court scolaires d'Ontario OD McGowan and Company 10.50 03 Quest 11.00 Recettes de Juliette CD Sesame Street' Q(PBS) American Heritage Gfl Jackpot Young and Restless 03 Personnalltes Definition Q3 Kareen's Yoga 1U0 Animaux Chez Eire O(PBS) Washington Straight Talk CsD Blank Cheque Search for Tomorrow Recettes de Juliette 03 Pep 75 03 The Art ot Cooking 03 Romper Room (30) Personnalltes 11 Si QD News -v ,12.00 'Luncheon Date O(PBS) Electric Company Noon Report (bw) (sj Truth or Consequences All My Children 13 Mini-fee 03 Les PHts Bonshommes CD Flipper, 03 The Fllntstones (30) Destlns Anlmes 12J0 Msrv Griffin (bw) Mathematical Rela tionshlpt 1 GD First Udles Diaries GO How to Survive a Marriage As the World Turns Les Coqueluchte 03 (30) Les Tannnnts CD Kingston Calendar 03 Matinee Movie (bw) CD Movie Matinee 12.45 O(PBS) All About You CD Afternoon Movie 1.00 Four for the Road Cl(PBS) Alive and About I Bob Newhart Show The Guiding Light 1J0 Platform Bon Appetlji days and on that occasion she was one week faster than a -new steamer on the route. Eventually Marco Polo spread her huge white sails and 'came home to die on Cape Cavendish Reef, Prince Island. Other Events April 17: 1615-Fort La Tour at Saint 4 "John was captured d'Aulnay Charnisay. 18SS-Charlottetown was in- corporated.

1866 Nova Scotia legislature .1, union with Canada. 1918 House of Commons held I its first secret session. TV programs and highlights CBFT Montreal CHOW (0) Ottawa Cablavlsion GO WPTZ (8) Skyline Cablevislon CBMT CBOT s. -Ottawa O(G) GLOBAL PBS Norwood WWNV Pembroke Plsttsburgh Montreal Television Watertown CD ra -fa 130) CB0FT CFTM CKWS CFCF 1 CJOH CFVO Ottawa Montreal Kingston j. Montreal Ottawa Outaouals TV MOVIES ARE RATED: Excellent (A).

Good (B). Fair (C). Poor (D). Unrated 00. (bw) dsnotes black and white.

11.00 CD 03 (Q News O(G) Sports Probe Tonights topic is "sexism- In sport" 'Special' guest is Abby. Political Science lec- turer at Guelph University and prime contender for a gold medal at the 76 Appelez-mol Use 03 La Couleur du-Temps (30) Cinema 23JJ0 "Hatari" (1962). African advert-' ture. Stars John Wayne and Elsa Martlnelli (C). 11.15 03 Sans Pantoufles 110 Night Report -CD News i 03 Pulse 03 Sportsline 1U0 CBOT Tonight Montreal Tonight, Q(G) Movie Code Namet Jaguar" (1966).

An agent must discover the tral-, tor in the joint Spanish U.S. Command and locate the televi-t sion cameras and Russian relay. station spying on U.S. Naval ao tivities. Stars Ray Danton and -Pascale Petit (C).

03 Simply Charlotte .11.45 Late Movie (bw) "Bwana Devil" (1953). When two man-eating 1 1 disrupt the building of an African railroad, -big game hunters ere called In. Stars Robert Stack and Barbara Brltton (C)J (- 11.50 Dusty Trails Playhouse 'Kid From. 1950)1 A kindly rancher hires Billy the Kid and then Is murdered, by outlaws, The Kid vows vengeance and sets out on the murderers' trail. Stars Audie Murphy and Gale Storm (C).

Rock Concert Guests tonight are Todd "gren, Wishbone Ash and Graham Central Station. CO Loto Perfects 12JJ0 GO Tomorrow Show 5 Les Evasions Celebres Movie i Race" (1944). Story of a German officer who escapes when the Nazi, empire Is crum- blmg and continues to plot a' German Victory. Stars Lloyd Bridges "end Nancy Gates (C). 03 Midnight Movie (bw) "Sons and Lovers" (1960).

D. H. Lawrence's story about the unu-' sually affectionate bond between a coal- miner's son and his mother. Stars Trevor Howard and Wendy Miller (B). 03 Midnight at the Movies (bw) rin the French Style" 0963).

Stars Jear Seberg and Stanley Baker (C). us 1.40 2.00 2J0 3.00 140 4JW -4 JO 4JJ0 O(G) Canadian Cavalcade Edge of Night News 03 An Jour le Jour (30) Affairs a tout le monde femme d'auJounThul O(PBS) Cover to Cover O(PBS) America- Town and Country Cs 03 Another World That Girt General Hospital (30) Cinema (bw) CD Edge of Night O(PBS) Yoga and You O(G) Alphabet of Life Match Game Cinema (bw) 03 Cine Vendrsdi (bw) 03 He Knows, She Knows CI CD Juliette O(PBS) Sesame Street (s) Somerset O(G) That Talk Show Tattletalee C9 03 Whaf the Good Word CD Take Thirty (s) Mere Griffin Show Price I- Right 03 Another World Q3 He Knows, 8he Knows CD Family Court O(PBS) Mister Rogers O(G) Doctor In the House Whee' of Fortune Bobino 03 (30) Patofville 03 It's. Your Move fj Gary Michaels (S) CD Dr. Zenk O(PBS) Electric Company Highway One A journey along the Trans-Canada frorn Calgary to Victoria, B.C. O(G) Hollywood Squares Truth or Consequence Le Major Plum-Poudlng -03 Jinny 03 Pay Cards 63 The Lucy Show (30) Bouts D'Chou, Quest (0) (bw) iLJ 3 fil a By O.

M. UDAIN Blaelw-10 nm, Whit 1) PIku. Whtta to play and win Grtff USA vf. OudKlwnov, Bulgaria (Albtna, 1974) (Solution ngxt wak) Solution to lt Mik'i problem (Paluus): KV, 1. N-BS.

TM Hollow Crown With J3-ytrld USSR arondmaittr, Anatoly Korpov. now In posstulon of the world title gift from FIDE sftor Bobby. Flichor't reruwl to oo cspt soma conditions of match, all concerned ara left In an- ambarrasslng; Ituatlon. and Fischer It well awara of that. What win ha; do now? will ha retire completely from international competition.

Paul Morphy did a century ago after reaching the top. Like Morphy ha la now financially In-: dependent. Morphy aspired to become a lawyer, following In the footsteps of hit deceased father It didn't work out be was not accepted In that role. That, and the onset of the Civil War drova Mm Into retreat. Ha died In 1K4, age 47, a recluse In New Orleans, mora than slightly unbalanced "the Kid and sorrow of chess." His garnet on, however, and have never been out of print.

Fischer, almost Ms equal In artistry. It a lot tougher. Ha hat no other ambitions euttloa of chess, which bea always professed to lovei so why should he retire at 32? UntH ha reveals his plant and FIDE must "be getting fidgety about that-queuing games are In order. Karat Coming Estonian Grandmaster, Paul Keres, has lust won an Important International at Tallinn, with I2VMV In a field which included Sposaky, Talmanov, Bronsteln, Hort, Lombardy, Olafsson, Lengyel, Nel Glpslta, ate. An astonishing performance as he It nearly SO, attar 40 years on the big Under an arrongement with the Chess Federation of Canada, he will arrive in Montreal the end pf April, spending ten days giving general and clock slrriuls, as well at coaching promising luniort, and then move on to Toronto Vancouver, for similar' programs.

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