The Western Sentinel from Iola, Kansas • 5

HUMOROUS. OLDEST AND ORIGIWAU in, I Correspondence. OCTOR THE WESTERN SEKTIXEL Correspondence to insure publication mus received no Uwn-than Wednesday moru- bng. ED. llittier, La Harpe.

YEIDAY, MARCH JiyJW. ADVERTISED UTTERS? Advertised Letters. Marriage Licenses. James A. Willie, Bronson, Mattio E.

Geo. A.Wonnell.Iola, Olive A. Hopkins, Wm. Corns, Wise, Stella Broedlove, Chas. J.

Peterson Elsraore, Mary Cbnady, Howard La Harpe, Lizzie M. Hunt, CvHawley is quite sick with pneu 23. 21. 48. 36.

IV. 23. 21. 20. 18.

-rartv at the thelay o', the 1-oum inr au Boston Tianscrlpt. "-Dora "Daisy says s-he is only just hk her. She's always calling Up rhe past. Yonkers --'Evrrs-bbdv shyS iny dansUtcr ffot hr beauty from me. What do yi to that?" -That it 1b i-nkind of her to take from dear, yen look nice, in that dre; but it wc a bfap oj Soncy." Wifie-Freddle, dear, whaS.

do I care for mot.cy when it is a question of pleasliiR yoor'-Tit-Bits. vor futWuldr rmo, io West Kansas City Mo. monia at his homo, cast of here. Mrs. bv the'atate, Riirnhart and his sister Carl I KBBUior 1 moat List of JetteTi STOining uncalled" ft the Iola, TbtoWtTort Office, March, 1 Hoaly have both been on the i.

Sf niCClliFB. OUl UIB UCllci tt rr- Q'J5 (RO UBI" John Wood had the misfortune to gei one of his fingers mashed off 12 1887'. Brown. 4. Jarbol.Ed.1' Smith.

Claud, Whalov. Joaeph, Campbell. F. A. Spencer.

Erwin. Woods. Emma, Wilao W. 8. Chiirch- Erftetainment, tanner lack of defstopmt- boc-kwhe.

dizzi-wms perfectly Wetf. T. nh'HtAlBClirfcO. A drama, the "Spy of uettysourg, will be played at the school house next Saturday Proceeds to go Persona 'callftg'ipr the" above, will BTU uwww mw-. A Musical and Library entertainment as given at the M.

E. church. Monday -vomnandwasthe best rendered cf toward purchasing a library, von i please Bay, "advertised." Absolutely Pure but I' think he if jou don't pretty leader. you' were to nttended in thecity. fiint'il IP anv staee.

causing uu SYPnlL (l-istolr. pain In and out mercury. illAinnnCl or enlarged veins of sft miss it for it will be good. Mr. White has bought him a farm Missouri, but will not m6ve to it at present.

He intendte to return to ISe- Hnon. i. Im nnntliatWI VUUtM at" find that 1 hnu lost an every pen.y of it-would Celebrated for -its great leav-Jbvng strength and hcalthfulness. Assure the food against alum and all forms of adulteration common to the (Sieap bracks. RoAfc Baking Powder Co.

NeW York. instrumental musici-recitations and dec THEWEEK'S RECORD lamations.whichwould hav been a cred a iiu.iiiiri mm npnuermtaorruiiai. ual wealino's, eure(f without surgical op- The number in the rac for the post-nffl, ha Himmerod down to three. Two WOUHI apolis "Journal? -Safe hs i.t....iA iie a rJf Irnfffl Smcltzer, ThfisOlos.br Miss Nellie Buy Drugf Campbell A C. UPTuR.E GURtD 7 of them will surely be disappointed.

bodk Tocts ana rociry v- out. a new Elmet Stansbcrry is working ior "Whv. he (locsn know PILESrFlSTULApc-sr- District court convenes, Mondajr. Take yoor Prescriptions to Caml AC. and Miss Hall ie Shank, were sang a superb manner, also the duett by Mrs.

Rev. Pallium and Miss Hattie Shank, hv Miss Susio Goll, organ- Ing. (Book on above diseases tree ior hmn KNOCKED OUT. Sanator Hanna's bill allowing cities of the Srst, second and third class to purchase and construct plants for supply-. nrwn.

tor rower, at' work for John Noah Holt is now Oh If est, Sr. ist. The Guitar music by Mr. nuu was excellently rendered. ner: known ior nhysiclim won A brother of came over ilid' rminion flft a nd Integrity.

and ing tneir owu hk'i skill D. P. Northrup leu ounoay cago. Kad Parkinson ia reading law in Kansas City. White Enameled Iron- Beds at'Cul- anything about PntaROulo do the joplc whohi he sclU bis book.

Chicago Kecord. 1JjckTrn' me frauklyv hrn Smoflthcbore gets to telling hia army cwrlc-nees. don't you sometimes wiMi ViU wish thattbe war had occnrml 50 years Tratiscript Iwow It Wan was knoekeil out in tho bouse, murbnaj from Missouri last week and has near Mo- Miss Higginif, Elocutionist, was. "Star of the Evening." Her easy and Ho promTscsmade that cannot be fuimietr. by a vote of 58 to 47.

John is working at present for C. Medicines furnished atsnall c.staniitp. secure frdm obsnrvatian. TO THE CITIZENS OF IOLA. graceful transitions from patiios to comedy -r hope, to fear, sublimity, to ridicule, proved het to bo a veritable "Mocking Tlio esereises closed with a par Fellow citizens-For man years we Treatment never aw ronnltatloi and Urinary Analys5 t.

fiamblo -nreached his farewell nno of the summer JVCV. Inrfn audianco. ia" puu nave a Knrmal Institute- held here, my boy how was it tha-t you. who know nothing about painting, gofc so ole "Barbara Fritchie and Stonewall Mr. G.

has been with us three years he is not rttpecting to be returned. He by a member of Duryea's Fifth bertson's. See those Fine Couches son's. do to Mrs. Goehorn'a for Easter Hats and Bonnets.

Miss Ada Wright returned from St. Jce, Sunday. We are daily receiving New Goods J. waa Ofllce hours. 9 to 4 and 7 to 8.

Sunday, 10 to 13. E1 ft WTO interest to mm. yoHn? an i old, by rfiSTS mail sealed tor 6 cents stamps. Call er address in strict oonfldenca DR. H.

J. WHITTIER, to Wiat Ninth Near Janotion) Kansas CiU Mo. Y. 7x)uave3. During the stay of the teachers attending these institutes an average of perhaps 83,000 yearly has been- spent with tola's people.

xu thia vpar in the strife for ad tM.4 fibsurb I ntood and gazed at it. goes with the well wishes oi an Haiit Oisett went to Wichita Thus I' We A mtr admiration; wVirt ia "A E. of Iola? fTnuria.v tn attend her sister who is sick t.h name on a petition sent to sen riarno up as an i- got my ThnrufViv RveninK. at 8 o'clock, at tne ator Lamb, St Topeka, asking to use his FEAT. voaifVnf.f,-of the bride'B parents, Miss WONDERFUL vance prices let us not forget the teachers and students and fail tb extend to ITnrf RTM Mr.

XlOWfcll influence1 in favor of a bill permitting civ ies of the Third class to purchase a gas All wish them The preset Congress wasdetermmed to out do tho notoriovitl billion dollar Congress in it'-x reck'leS. extravagance. The jobs that werS put up for looting the public treasury wbuld put to sharilo the ware united in marriage. It KnpraUeieln tho ni.tor, of DTT DiviiiR. A few more facts about the recovery ri'f tb- reci from the Alfonso MU plant.

0 course we Know jur, a. Culbertson. W. T. Stevenson, ot MoranJ was in" tbwn, Wednesday.

Judge Smith had' a tussle with the Grippe last week. Henry Lambeth, of MoranV was in a rdpViHRn trin down life' pathway. them our very lowest rate ot accommodation. Can we not. make an especial low rate for them? It will be a great fa-i i -nof nlfviHiirfi to mo if 1 Mrs.

Kato'Miller, we are glad "to say Wright, our big, iionusome, gou-a tmstpo. but we are satisfied that he nrobablv the most romaru.c vor i is much better; 1 ovn oits-of famous uiS.j- are sent to knows enough to write Wright right, Is and board for our teach- 1 i The in VnctnrV nati Hpeure room of Ft1. Scott is visit- Clap name3 iiave como uu ttpiirv Maughan. TtUndn' (InmO ITT Mrs. Hennaman it ssihle that his name to the petition ex-1 0tmrv OW rate.

iKM v-w t- ,1 Tlnvhnr Kill IS maclfi inw off Point Gando." Stevenson of Mo ing her brother Geo. jxiver Oiiiu "v- I will do for our man. and tell me what you was forged by some illiterate cuss, who didn't know enough- to do anything cuse for public plunder in tne, iaso uy: of the present Congress. An amount Grand Canwy. about four o'clock the afternoon of February W.

I- i.tmc teachers. Yours truly, Grant Billbe, Sec, ran. Mrs, Danforth has gone tb Parsons to stay a month. Mr. Wiley Mitchell, who has returned from a nleasanivisit amon? relatives and which may exceed or 000,000, was asked ostensibly for the jm-.

WftWment of rivers in localities' so re- town, Wednesday. I A fine line of Cutlery fully warranted at W. L. Bartels A Son. A new a inn' has been put up in front ot Rickett's shoe store.

The latest styles in Noveltier and Ornaments at Mrs. GosbWs. Mrs. Dr. Dwees, of Kansas iCityS at-' tended Mrsft Reimert's Quick Meal Gasoline Stoves, sold by G.

W. Cox, whilom real estate agent, who claimed, to hail from Anderson, Indiana, and spent his time in Iola, dur- teacher's AsFOclatlrfn. friends in Kentucky, and Tennessee, wo in town Tuesdays mote that they are almost wholly un-, known to the public. It would appear from the printed list that an eqtial divis hu the last winter, wanning his shins at Iola.Marcm oin, Tn the absence of the president, Mrs. MyW, Prof.

Myler was called to. tho hLmwyhbors stoves, left the city with a i otinr'' at tho School anrWonosa that reminded several of his Minutes of the Feb. meeting read and creditors of sundry unpaid bins, that he House to night to devise puius t'we Lallarpo's greas'natuml advantages, will report W. L. Bartels A ieaa ium ion of the spoils was to be mauo gressman getting about for, his, share.

This money will be distributed in the Congressmen's home districts a-morig their healers 'and hooters, and, hanceaof re-eleftion tie- to ty improvements neglected to pass through the clearing to city impro aa Wn prwied into our eonndouoo house line i Oando rock. She bad -valuable, c-uraco and ten boxes each containini. 10 000 rewly minted Spanish gold (Iw dams) each, of neatly the -alu-, of Engnai eovercign. This specie Was stored In mall triangular room or lazaretto in the run of the ship---, that is, jt over the screw- an bdo three deck5-andv it waa. stAscquenrly found to be at a depth of 20 S-3 fathoru-, or 160 feet.

The best1, opinion then toed 5 fathoms oil tb practicable limit of continuous There were threo'divers Alcst- pnder Loriiberti David Tester nnd ltrc-crick'J. lavicrv The specie was below three decks, which had to be The idea of making a ho in the side of tbe steamer by nn explosive was aban- With a view fnr itn hrttss approved. The program was xneu up and the following petsorts responded for duty: Miss Mitchell presented a most pleasing Rose Hill. IlWJWW-l to the tune of $5, which will cause us to mtnember him with a solicitude border i MisS Berth Eoupe spent tho day last Wednesday with Miss Nora Weaver. rrv, nhnitrlv Viova cumo up to be at and instructive paper, on u.

ptiory Ward. She brought out tho char-LwistlcsofMrs. Ward, in a bold and Humboldt uougut band. In shooting off thfl'tie at'the last shoot of the Iola Gun Club, Coffield won the medal. The cheapen forjtile land8 noW open theUnitel SVitas are ing on anxiety.

While doing a business on strictly credit basis, he claimed to be a great admirer of, MeKimey, and a at.mniious advocate of "Sound Money," the spelling school Wednesday night! pend largely upon the Congressmen efforts in their behalf. It is little wonder that -tho expenditures of tho government exceed its in view of extrava-igance-such as this. But the "Old cry I That is all the tariff wll soon be raised cover tho retreat dt clean style, which showed careful prep wo will eive him a pointer just now, ihut cu: liouidato his account aration and research. Miss Grace BostwicK gate" a model t.ft in orthoerapy for primary grades. located hi Teas.

last. A large numDcr irom xuia wu. attendance. Allen Center schcJdl came 07Cr Friday- ovening to pay Baclt a visit. In -tfrMth wlfh nv kind -of moheV MeX- fk) to JVXlilS rvesittuuiun vvim ua, Babbit metal, doned.

the fear Bcmff tnat xuv tniffht be Lambert reeor-jted seven boxes. Tester two boxes and DavicH none, the d'ver had to descend to the lazarctte andlift the box.weig ii.nat.hA larpesi anu wi uoi.af3, wickbis ui those public1 plunderers, if or a peop.o as rreat arfbtfr selves we certainly ooiiinn. Twehticsth Tb'ia was a very clear and comprehensive recitation. These who' were not present missod a great treat. w.thout waiting the consent ot any oiu-tr nation on earth.

Wo understand that toe mellow rays of his beaming counte- py a very ueipuroa u.v ing nearly two hundred-weight, After a mental solo we aujourneu Century. i. Vio nrpsfiliril stock in the city. j. pepp p.

Dental Parlors over Northrup'a (Soods Store. tinrrv Thomas, who hnjrbaen anna on to tne uccn nhrdrfinz their lustrous lignt s. Dry Chi- .1:20, at which time' we were to nwr Died: Atrher residence in'this city, at 6--30 'o'clock, Thursday morning, Mrs. Sarah A. Topr, wife of Beth 'Tozei-, in theofth.

year of hvr age. The funeral services will be mWw residence, at'll o'clock, iia ria- uuu r- 11111.1 iU n.v. I il Don't -l-otAbco Cplt and Smoke' Vonr tUe If y0u want to quit 1 over the unsophisticated citizens of Cha-i nuto. They want-to deal with him gently pounds to caon aquaro This ia'-aid to be a.feat cltogetner in the' history of uivirs. Subject of 'Musie in ttie ovuu dfecussed'by prof'Hoagland, but we were disappointed, as he was called away on Vw.

pn.rlv train. i 1(1 Hi if. CI It Olil aiHl TCn.Tn.HlU!. cago for over a week ori re turned Sunday morning. for its an honor to aay people to have so distinguished gentlemen sojourn in their (Mi at, ure IS'm iSoVwoS heroic fellows t-neisw r.r.tl rrove wnat Thcv Khowcu tbe J.

-j divcrs'erc 1 Miss Lucy Gray read a very interesting paper oil "Methods of teaching History. She advocated the topical method afod Sunday morning, liov. i. d- i-the E. officiating.

Mrs. Tozer's illness dntes back to a-bout-three years ago, when sbo received your own urupws. midst. We dosire to wtnsper gentiy his ear, that if he desires to conclude a treaty of peace with us, that he wants to ojnie baok tolola, and liquidate his ht- cure pluck, oridur.icce r.na iepvi out tho operatlona. lambert made Jm dips -being submerged cltog-ethcr Ws lonsest immersion beinfr i-ninjury from'which slio never tuny For thd last six months she t.ln bills, otherwise the mercury may sud vetv aply presented her plan ot woi h.

M- Billbe in commenting on this sub-ject'suKgested that- the geographical Vila- T-Mfti-vN. iiicn u-w'" Mrs. Goshorn returned- on tho noon train, Sunday, frfltt a two week's- bust-1 ntss trip to Chicago. Mr. Crawford and wifV of this city left Wednesday to take up their abode at the Masonic Home1, at Wichita.

Remember the Opting of Spring and Summer MiUiucry, at Mrs. Goshorn commencing Saturday, March 20th. Htl.cumatkin Qulkl Cured After having been confined to the house for eleven days and paying out Tower inaaew vi-r enfftiug up, denly knock the top off hia thermometer. Bishop will hold in thfi Presbvterian church COT minutes, lis teir.g' CO wasconnnoa-io uor uw. (1 She was ret'idoct this city 31 years, was charter member of Salem points should bo stucuea aioujj tory events, duftng inimcrsioa nrd was suo- Da vies made.

S3 dips chapter, No. 4 Order of the Eastern on Friday evening, March, 12th. lhe jftWged 893 minutes, bbjocgestimnier-jon being SO minutes, brft he could nof Trof. Picken next reaa -the new discoveries of electricity many of these were almost beyond belief. Meeting adjourned until April 3, when the associotlonHvill meet'at'Hnmboldti Died: At her home in Iola on Thurs- $25, in doctor bills witnout Frank Dolson of Sault Ste.

Marie, Mich, was cured by one bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm, ob-ting 25 cents and has not since beenHroublecf with that complaint. For sale by J. bell druggist public are cordially icVitedtO aitena. Santa Fk Route. Corbctt-Fitzsimmons, Athlete Exhibition, Carson City, Nevada, March, day, March, 4, mrs, xvv.v.

A mm the name of Jorita- is puttiag up a carpenter shop 20 40 feet on tuc alley south of Taylor's lumber yard. Mrs. Allison-has moVed into the Ot-. MnrliHnn avenue. Mr.

ir in the year or ner Tho funeral services were held at the at o'clock Sunday afternoon, 17thi, 1807. Kate, ivanaas uny sonCitv-, $05,00 Round Trip. ln resiueuuc ui. Otton having jftoyedon his farm. James McGasn located three famiH and five carlotbds of stuff at Piqua.

Tho i families carae'from near Ottumwa, Iowa. H. L. Real Estate, Insurance and f.niin aeront. Farms and Cit- irot no' low down as W.iazaiem-, beit'fT too great for him.

Tester one fit, Lambert was for time peTSly-cd in his ldgf. Two feubse- iaPnt tfosucccsBful -ttetapts were mad bv' contractors with. the. vnderwr iters rn theprinciplebfaocurcnopay, Us T'ceovcr -the tost Probably th last 1 0.000 ill never The' divers were paid- good wages ard per cent. on the gold otklition to thtethey 'were of eouwe boarded ami' bonw 50 was give- for enc.b -box Lambert rff-oHved Tester 1.275 and Dav.w --v.

TVo-'unfiprwriters' efetimaw' or Qur friend W. A. Cowan had a frightful dream the other night. He dreampt that he was in a battle (of course it was r.nlv a dreaml and saw his friend H. L.

March 7, 1897. Rev. L.C. JJeatty, The remains were intered1 in the city cometry. Santa Fe Route.

"Departmcnt-Kncattipfincnt!" ri A Oh'anute, Kan Easter property for saloJ and ex- ds, April, 21st. Orib Fare for Bound WAGONS, 1 Do you sa that Car of fino Stuftft-baker Wagontand Buggies. A. W. Beck's When the council' was establishing fire limits', ii' should Have established Henderson shot into smithereens, and was arourd hunting Henderson the next morning with lint and.

bandnges, fearing that his drefatn might be a reality. He jhango: Represents none but trip. First class insurance comp.i- thinks if a dream be so dread, what can malitv he: and declares that he will never (hp. cost of the' salvage Mcloreccmmon-iri- the operation was 10 per cent. cWot vrtts 13.925 per c.bnl.

i 1 mnnow nn OF Pattern Hats and nannt. t. tro to war as a volunteer unless cow limits, which should tie co-estensiv with the city limits. Instead of buying gas pints' let tho a dozen more nies, anu iuan most favorablo terms. hebedraftcdj i racnea- Iola; Kaiits.

city council put i Umna. and the people will rise up SHOOT. ova ww ine Mrs.Goshorn's huA thmrverkl'v' shoot i-nrrntiv deeper "7. in the future, but it is doubtful whether (here will ver be a rJ.ore bcrdic than that cf tbe Alfonso Xws, rostumid of tbe f.prefW. and call them blesBed.

Santa Fe Route. LiJ 31 Annua? Measiah Concert, Lindfiftorg, 'Ooramorieine Saturday, Hi wnui: AorilC 16th. Ode Kouna Bin. TW oooor w- last Friday Thc score stood as follows-: J. S.

Tumor Dr. Po'Vtor A.H. i. Gun Goes: At a dance the Spreewaiacr bv the pecullrlt: ot Mrw, 51 ll March, and' coDtinu-j ing through the following i Annual Kansas unribtian instantly vhen the ttme, from whst vilH-pe a -woman i or Sri hai cerw. Paints that are better than I niOUl AOIJBJvn.

Sedtt tri eacr. Lio sicicnoss may wjut jauu tlcirtn nf nbrmirp ffinn itb. nnft are, iwuuu anv other that are sold at the Price, arid lf UIO on suddenly. DuiwMr to load the gunMWiit UfceS James Wakeueld H. P.Brigham i trip" of fctin-rob i frcmewofh in Jtorp.

1 hu time to get ready tnose ex- as Good as any otner mat u.r more moue. CO" A AUSHBBMAS; C. B. PennellU goioK to build a new in'ttie dfcy, on his property week. After two weolcs in Chicago, studying latost Paris do-sighs, I will be prepared' to Fred Heilman.

Frank Canatuty ..8 plosionscaueooiseasw. colds, any "attack, whatever r.Uicr Uf nftMitaieansTre- fill, hiit'lt i rcuwoopJaiTi i no, Tnrrer tflflin b. i on ire which is; MiS, awvv. DlOOO Tailor Merchant thmvn bvVliv ciindHT ol' yiirds In ton xti, LCoflteld' R. H.

Bennett J. W. Haney I 4SA lhe vor tio finest and hest or wtiraanmin il i OI Dili ao-uth of the ptfblic sctool building. It will be 16 80 feet with an 14 -0 Jectandakifieben adition w- Mil tJbkv attention of ottf rehcters to v- 1 i Keeps on hand alleys ii C. W.

Gardnr. i selected stock df Stylish Mil Are you geuma i yo? appetite p6or? AVeyou losino; that snap, cfcergy and vfgd that mAitclear-heaed- rybr whdle" stem with cmTT'S EMULSION of fVnrJif (V in of Tieco gooas iu linery -ever brought to' Iola thead of mFarm Meld and MreUda in another' We wlU iuisH this popular paper rfith the Setjnki- THE CHEAPEST FBKtlLTfl LANDS NCjW OPEN F'CR SETTLEMENT IN THE UNITED STATES ARE LOCATED Nonwittlt!" i yon i select frrfnv. Ladies-desiring Easter llats lEine Work A Specialty. Cod-liver pit It i the essence and Bbnlicts; arc especially one year for $1.25. lamer paper this amount.

No Is the' tile to' isub'-ctibo. Henry F. Dyer and A. Ford of iflidt b. yor nr door ceiphbor.

yet M.Joaea-Oh, nc); plt-n. do yoi, think of he) -You know 1 1 nh the bf v. speflk iM but H.ljroKjfjro!; The Miasduri, Kansas and' Texas I-tailway. willf- have e'xeorston rates to the' sde'tion oh Mar' 16th, April of nourishment, it ooes nov nauseate, docs not trouble the irerms Reasonable, 1T1V Stock' Second door north 1 of 6th and 20th. For maps and furtnor in TV P.rm.

yr-zt i trn.ioo m.v cm 1 ni" J' stomacnv" that disease fobs you ot. A book telling more about it scat ixt. AsMortt. SCOW A U0WW.I AX A VV1 before purchasing. J.

CIosiioiw. fotmalion, addrces the nearest mm Agent, or: McNutt, 10-14 Union Kn.rt'i!'City,...MOj. Norte, Colorado, arrived Bunaay, ior the purpose of buying liori hornbd for breeding purposes. Mr. Dyor is Btopptag with Win.

Cation, south of Humboldt, and Mr. Tord went threbfjh Mawhfdl. Mo.