The Daily Wamegan from Wamego, Kansas • 3

The ice cream season is close at WAMEGO rfABKETS. "3 Wamego, April 8, 1887, t- 'ORalB BASKET. NEWS 0, A forost fire was reported razing in that is the time to buy sauerkraut and blue grass of Peck. Mr II Asm ussen is building quite an addition to his house. PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL Bifihop William Taylor has named his missionary steamer to be used on the Upper Congo for his wife, Annlo Tho new ladies1 club at Boston is cnlled the "Monograph," and itrchtel intellectual diet will be modern hisWy, Boston plobe.

TheodorQ Parker once ol Bcecher as the "preacher -of the Plymouth pulpit whose, sounding-board was the Rocky Mountains." The two best female violinists in the United States aro Miss Duke, daughter of Gonoral Basil Duke, of The Daily Wamegan. v. OlUcliU Wlrectory. rOTTAWAlOMIE COUNTY OFFICEliS. Treasurer Smith Clerk I AY Zimmerman.

Register Campbell. Probate Judge ......0 Huffman. Clerk DUt Court .1 Uoatutlor. Surreyor Alvoril. Bupt, Pub.

Instruction -G 0 heat- L. Growl, Attorney 3 A Msaiugeri Leonard, amcgo, ilartiriok, Onaga. Bnylos, Garrison. Judge of 23rd Judiolnl District, It Spilmaa. Time of holili nj court, First Monday luFcbra" ary, third Monday in May and fourth Monday in State Senator, 8 Codding.

Representatives 49th Arnold; 6.h,Thoj. Beattie. Card. 1H. FIJXNKY, Attorney at Law.

hand. Conrad Solter died al bis home in Wabaunsee Co. a few days since after a very brief illness. "We warrant the Dhrystal Baking Powder. We have already sold six cases of it, and it gives good satisfac tion.

A local council of the order known as the "Grand Orient was instituted in our city last evening at the K. P. hall. This order is said to have originated in Constantinople and is quite popular. The home of Rev.

Coulter was taken possession of by the ladies of the It. Wednesday night, who came laden with packages and bundles insisting on finding the kitchen, mucu to me surprise of the inmates. Although Mr. C. was absent no fear was apprehended by Mrs.

Coulter, us they all appeared very friendly. A very pleas ant, evening was enjoye and many tokens of esteem and friendship will make it an evening never to be forgot ten by the family. Dressmaking Parlors. Miss Lee A of wishes lo inform the ladies of Wamego that she is about to open a fashion and dress waking parlor in the rooms over Mr. J.

V. Tuttle's Bargain Store, in the Belt's building. MissCroff is an experienced dressmaker, having had 6 years experience, aud makes a specialty of cutting aud fitting by all the latest systems, and Invites the Jadies to Sive her a call. TO REST. 60 acre farm 2 mileu N.

E. of metro, good house. Enquire of Wa- i Leach. SELL1NU OUT AT COST. Good will be sold at cost at Dr.

Tbayers Drug Store for one month before going out ot business. Now ts your time to bv. I. Jr. THAYER.

Look at These Prices. 4 papers pins. 10c 4 papers 10c 6 baxes matches 24 sheets paper and 24 envelopes, 10c Lamp chimneys all sizes 5c Coal oil the very best 20c a gal. at JonN V. Tuttle's Bargain Store.

Lousville Lodge No. i70 A. O. W. will give a supper and entertaiment in thier hall in Louisville Saterdav ev ening, April lOtb, for the benefit of the Lodge.

Everybody cordially invited. Juy order or the committee on arrang- ments ES. Felt, Eecorder. H0TICE. A series of Bible lectures are in pro gress at the old court house in Louis ville.

The subjects discussed are of deep interest to all. A free invitation is extended. Come and listen. Elder W. W.

Stebbins. a EATEB 81RVICES. Easier services will be held at the A. M. E.

church, April 10, 1887. PROGRAMME. 1 PART Li 1. Singing. All hail the power of Je sus name.

2. Responsive reading. 3. Prayer. 4.

Singing, Come all ye people, etc, 5. Recitation by five little girls Subject, Scripture lesson. 0. Responsive reading. 7.

Singing. St a way-worn trav- elwr, etc. 8. Recitation by. Miss Martha Dil- lard.

Subject, The Missionary far (- i TAUT 2.1 i 1. Missionary catechism. 2. flurktho voice of Jesus crying, etc. i 8.

Recitation by six boys. Subject What shall i give. 4. Essay by Miss Lue Dillard. Sub ject, the reponsibility of the church to evangelize the world.

-6, Si'riging. Over the ocean tvave. 6. Essay by Miss Mary Cyru, Subject, Ten thousand dollars for Africa. 7.

Collection. 8. Recitation. Subject, Missionary by Mr. Douglas Clieualt, Miss Mary, Cyrus, Mr.

Frank Williams, Miss Martha Dillard, Mr. Robert Moore and Miss Sallie Williams. 0. Singing. A rod of Jesus shall arise, elc 10.

Essay by the pastor. Subject, African Methodism as missionary. 11. Cloning.1 Responsive reading. Doxology.

Rev.B. J. Cyrus, pastor. FAUMEIW, Send 10 ceiiti to the Prickly Ash Bitteus St. Louis.

und get a Copy Of A complete system, teaching how to break and train horses in a mild and gentle way, requiring r.o elaborate apparatus, not hiii? more than can be found in any stable in the country a rope and a ktrap. Every one handling horses should nave a copy. GOOD WAGES AHEAD. Gnonrti Pimaon Portland, Maine, cna gtre you work that you ean do aud live at hotnt, utakiug great pay. You are ita rted free.

Cam-tnl unt ueeiled. Both tfXti. All naeii. Cut thli out aud write onoet no harm will be dune if jrou oonnludo not to go to work, aftor you learn a I. particular! Ireo.

liuat p.iylug work iu hll world. SLERl'LUSS NIGHTS mado miser-fllile by that terrible cough. Billion's 2 tire is the remedy for you. WILL YOU HUFFISH with rys. I'Mnsbi and Liver Comnluintl Shlloli's Is tjaurimteed to cure you.

hern, Ho 2 66370. 2. red 68-6 60-60 22-21 26-26 20-22 8100 1126 1 IS 1 on 95 5 70 60 25 3 Mixed hi te rrrr la, IftX l.i...lI.I...M Mr Vloob, bbab "jiKo SHirarorr. Floor Jack Prort (patent) per iok Yosei Patent jrPnlmetto arCtoldon Eagle oaderland -Comfrrt Qrahnm flour, 251b saoki Bolted earn meal Sblpstuff ton 12 00 Braa n. 11 00 CornH'' 12 CO 6-7 21-21 rRODVCX MABKBT EggsV doi i.

1 ouiier ft Potatoes afar tyei Sweet Potatoea bushel 751 25 Oaiom 1 LITB STOCK MABKIT. Shipping Cattl 804 00 Butohera' cattle 2 262 60 Uoga 4765 00 1 BAtrt. y. F. Ramsey, 3 hofiT.

186 from B.S, Ileal, at IfiW. F. Jtamscy, 3 hog from J. Ubel, T. 270 at 81.65, 2 from MoCluro, ar.

325 at $175, and 3 from Weylrewat $1.75, J. E. Peddicord, 4 hogs from E. Niion, t. 280 6 from w.

Martin, ar. 217 at 11.75, 7 from A. woboter, eholoo, ar, 27S, and 4 from J. Ijenhor nt 81-65 J. B.

Podilcord, hogs, av, 220 from Crarea Bro. at 84.76. G. II. Cox.

18 good hoi, av. 231 at 81.75 from Ebert. F. Ramioy, 7 hois, good. ar.

200 lbs. at 81.76, from Brockist, ar. 220 at 84 60, 8 from Coughria ar. 210 at 84.75. THE JOB LOT OF BOOTS 1 SHOES, secured of late and on sale at T.

MILLS', has caused a GENUINE 0 0 They were bought at sacrifice of the manufacturer, who had to have money at cost. The public in Wamego are reaping the reward, as they are being sold nt a nominal price. Other large -invoices will soon arrive, nil from the famous house of the WalKer'a, Boston, Mass. Misses school shoes $1 00, $1.25, and up to 2's 31.50 per pair; also great reduction on ladies' and gents' shoes. Will have the genii ine kangaroo shoes for ladies and gents.

They am the (lighest and pleasautest of any leather known for summer wear. I M. J. ALibKA, BLACK SMITH, 'WMmogo, TCpbvti. This shop Is Jnrt north ot tha depot; Is larg and oonTeaient.

All kinds ot plows, wagoru, koraovshoeing and othar work promptly doaa at lala was Darling SJehristen, fine Job Printers, SEAL ubber Stamp Stereotypert, Stencil Etc Etta, Northat Cor. 8th 4 KAS. AYE, Writ for Catalofui andPrtoo Floral Giddo 188T. Sow mdr, eentalna i Colorttl Plates, hundra.lt nf Illuttra-Uont. and naari M0 paojs-M Ganlanirif and Flnwar Culture.

an4 over 1M conmmlnf an Illuatratwl Mat Kt nanrir all tba TL0WUI aa YIOSTABH8 artivn. with d. rarilons how in mm tti.m. aoara th bert HEED1, PLANT! AND Jlt'LHH a ba pnicurarl, with pneaa 9 each. This book mnllort fraa on af c-nu.

snrl tha 10 canta ma dadnctad frntn Ilia flraS arnar nnt Kar on Inia rftd In a irarrlan.rtr wh dratm rnnt. froah laodi, ahould have tlill mrk. Wfor 10 Iha nillllnna of parsons who hava plsntad ur Icauj, Bi-v oni.T Vira'i rirsn ar ITsaimi-AaTsn. JAMES VICK, SEEDSMAN. Koc neater, 5a Y.

"OUR DEPORTMENT," By JOHN YOUNG, A. M. In ftH pnoHanr tn Ihn hnnlr hiiBlnMUL nrotitthlV fid ttrvnk tviT inihlUlitfl hna, fur It up, ntaehtHi a Mk 8qtMl toour I portrnenta" int fmm, im'w OOOiOQO t-h dfirtund cutttlnuM. A book for it MIItT, uiu rniiowinw win iuhvit vnm Ttr nnntliar 1500. hnothfir ffWO.

another tOOIL unothur Niinihor 4000, Bitothr anlhr I7(NL Another lluo, niiot-lisr l0ti, ui other IfMD, another INM, nd moihi ot tftnli hAvts luld ovar lw ooplM by pfnxnM csiirKaa, Aiitoii doubting tttU will girt hmm mm PrieM nf hook and M. Ouifll. ftl.Ot Trm nurtnt MmnJ. Bond fur outfit and rirti ta Swmjuy hi, piCKf.R?0n A QO DETROIT, MICH. timber land west of Fort Jefferson, L.

Much damage was done. Mrs. Helen M. Gousrar held a farewell reception in Leavenworth' on the 7th. All classes ot citizens were represented.

The Ameer of Afghanistan has sent for a British engineer to dlscuns the construction of a railway from Cabul to Herat. Mr. Thoebe, of Covington. Speaker Carlisle's opponent in the Congressional contest, doelures that he has not abandoned the flgbl i C-' The imports into Great Britain during March were 13,000 greater than in the same month last year while the exports increased tMUO.OOO. S.

N. Brickhouse wholesale boots and shoes. Norfolk, assigned With. liabilities, and. ample aSsqts.

Uause, bad collections. jn a collision between Missouri Pacific freight trains at Vassar, man named Whitmore was seriously injured and several cars damaged. The town of Kuty in Austrian Galicia has been almost completely destroyed by fire. About VX) persons are homeless. The fire was of incendiary origin.

Fire at the South Omaha stock yards the otuor day destroyed 400 tons of hay, 4,000 bushels of com. two car soalcs and several sheds, causing a loss of $15,000. Brlckmakera' Unions 1, 3, 0, 14 and 29, the Lathers' Union, the Carpenters' and Join-3rs' Association and the Htonemasons1 Union, all of Brooklyn, went on a strike on the 7th. A gigantic naphtha fountain burst the other day at Baku, Russia. Oil, sand and enormous stones wore carried to a height of 850 feet.

An extensive petroleum lake has ormed in the vicinity. Reports of great suffering from drouth continue to come in from the cotton and cattle districts of Southwest Texas. A let ter from the postmaster at Rossvillo repre sents the condition in his neighborhood as truly distressing. A disturbance occurred at the town of Zabern, Alsace, the other day, during which a number of recruits hauled down the German Hag from the official buildings, About twenty jnon were concerned in the affair, several of whom were arrested. The will of Francis Palms has boon declared void at Dotroit, Mich.

The will gave the children, to be held by them in trust for their children, and a friendly contest was begun to secure a legal decision. In his decision Judge Jennison holds that the statutes are against cqntrolling fortunes from generation to generation. MAKKET EEPOETS. drain and Louis. April 7.

FionaQuiet: XXX. K.OOaJ.OOi XX 82.25 j.35; family, 83.153.25; choice, t3.553.G,V, fancy, 83.758.85; extra fancy, 83.9uai.00; patents, 84.23(4.50. Whbat Higher; No. red. cash, 7880o; May, ooasotfo; Juno, 79'480c; July, 77M 773c; August, Corn Stronger; No.

2 mixed, cash, 35K 85Mc; May, 354c; June, SOJic; July, 87K 375iO. Oats Firmer; cash, May, RYB Lower; Mo. Baulev Firm, but scaroe; Minnesota, 55 08o. PitODUCE Butter, quiet and firm; choice to fancy creamery, do. dulry, Kgija.

quiet at lU'io. Provisions Pork, irregular; mess, new, 817.00; old, 81173. -Lard. 87,10. Bulk meats, loose lots long clour.

8S.0O; short ribs, 8i.l0; clear, SS.80; shoulders, Boxed lots, long clear, shoulders, 83.750.0O. Bacon, shoulders, long clear, 88.00; short ribs, (H.a-JVi.S.70; short clear, 84.73a8 Hams, Arm at811.50ff.14.oa WniSKT Steady at 81.13. Catti.k Steady; choice hoavy native steers, 84.H0&5.S0; shipping, 511.75; butcher' steers, 88.7034.40. Snxnp Firm; common to fair, 82.3033.40; medium to fancy. 83 50W.S0.

Hogs Strong; ehoioe heavy and butchers' selections, 85.tM35.T0; packing, 85.405.55; Yorkers, 85.2QQ5.3j.. CniCAQO. April 7. Fivour (Jnchangod; winter patents, 81.23 4.50; southern winter wbent flour, 83 7534.00; soft spring wheat patents, 81.00-34.35. WnnAT-Nd.

8 spring, 78't(8SlJ4o; No. 8 spring, No.S rod, 80HBlo. OORN-No. Wtt8SXO. Oats No.

S42lj.o. Kvb No. i Barlbt No. 51J40. PnooocB Butter, good to choice croaracry, choice dulry, Eggs.

12H18o for fresh. 1 PnoviHiOBS Pork, mess, 800.5O2O.7.'S.; Lnrrt, IT.22',7.2a. Short rib sldos, loose, l8.a0Q8.O5. Boxed meats, dry salt shoulders. 86.1036.25; sbort clcar sides, 88.5038.55.

WHisKV-UUtlllers' antshed goods, 81.13. 1.JQATXJJ8 ooinmon to good shipping steers, HSU to 1,500 pounds, 13.80 stockora and feeders, fcl.1103i.ao. Shbbp Active; common to good tiatives, 83.0()il.3.05; western grades, 18.7531.85; lambs, H80AO.O0. Hotis Strong; rough and mixed, 15.15$$ 53; pucklng and shipping. 85.5035.0J.

NBW YOBaL Amll f. FLOUR Quiet arid weak', supertlne weatorB and state, 8J.7033.S'); common to good extra western and state, 88.10ft3.60; good to choice wostorn nrt state, 88.UKTf 3.TU; common to choice extra I3.2.vrti5.2d Whkat Steady; No, 8 aprlng, 9iM un grotlod red, HoCj.Wci No. 8 red, 004c; No. 8 red, iwatrjlic; April, mHfiWto; Moy, filK t2ic; Jnn(, tuyQUlSe; July. IWreDo.

C'OBW Steady; unffraded, SSV'aiOo; No. 2, 48434Ho; April, June, W'ViU'Jtc; July, Oats A sliudo higher; mixed western, 333 87o; do. white, 88i41iiQ. Ktb No market. Barlky No market Produce Buttor, quiet and weak.

Eggs, arm western (rush, ia ww'4c. PnovisioNS Pork, duU mid nominal; mess, 815.25313.50 for old; new, 812.03. Cut meats, smudy; plokled hams, 113U'io; pickled bellies, 7J.ot smoked bullies, H'ie middles, firm; smokod nnms, loviwiic; rio Liird, dull, western steam spot, 87.5"tf.' Oatti.b Dretsod beef slow at 77o fof Ides. j. 1 Siikkp Dull and weak; common to prims yoarnng lamni now at sne; spring lambs, WVmasMn per neon.

H(Hi Dull and weak at the nominal range of --r-Kansas crrr. April t. FlXDR-i-DuUt XX, 85cj XXX, .81.0031.10, ramuy, w.iocan.so; cnoioe, i.aiKai.4U; fanoy, 81.5031.55; extra, fancy, 6l.XX31.05;, patent, i.wK((4iu; rye, fi.BKfDi.01), Wiibat Stronger; No. 10ft winter, May, 78! ic bid. No.

8 red wlntor, cash, bid, 700 askod; April, bid, 700 asked; May, Tlx a ma. CORK Stronger; No, 8, cash, Sl'to; April, SI 40 bid May, bid, 82JiO asktvl; June, oovtu OATS No. April, bill. ItYB No bids nor olTerlnga. i.

PRODUCB-Buttor, senme; ereamery, fancy, 80! good, 873X86; One dulry, 8ci store nacked. choioo, 153180; roll, choice, 211321)0. Eggs weaker ai V. PHOvisioNS-Homs, 11 vo, breakfast bacon, 100; dried Door, no; mess pork, 618.00; tloroe lara. wi.s,tst rionr rl sides, smokod, 88.35; Ion olenr, 88.53; shouldors, W.75; short cleov, OATTi.K-Steudy; cows, 8a.OO33.8Oj butohori, 6l.l534.!Wi shippers, 84.2534.75.

HHBErQuiiii at R.30 for poor to M.U5 for good, "ons-Htnudy; fair to good pocking, 85.103 ,5,551 iiuiit, 81.81.0;). No. No. UUU r. K.

3 Engineer Judd and family have mov ed into Isaao Teter's house on the 1 Judge Guthrie, of Atchison, was in Wamcgo yesterday catchiug on to our real estate boom probably, Quite a number of our young folks are improving the pleasant moonlight nights on the "Dollarhide promenade." Miss Ella Clary came up 1 ast night to spend few "jolly days" with Mrs Geo Trout and take in the euchre ClUb. Geo Farran is doing his part to boom the town by setting out trees, seeding and grading his place very beautifully. Thursday evening a freight car. on the side track, was broken into, and a number of articles taken. We could not ar certain the value of the things olen.

Rev'J Wilson's wife, and two children arrived Wednesday. We are glad to note the number has increased from one' to four since Bro Wilson was here last. (Something new and attractive in window decoration at Pardee's drug store The north window is graced by a bright carpet of blue grass sods, scattered over which in profusion are brightly colored Easter eggs, and in one corner, sheltered in a latticed coop, sits a materual hen, proualy watching the movements of a numerous family of tiny chicks, who roam at will over the miniature lawn. Quite an exciting runawaw Thurs day. A team belonging to John Gillard of Laclede, became frightened and ran away with a load of corn.

They disposed of the coin at the Merritt bouse corner and ran up Lincoln leav ing a piece of the wagon every little ways until the lines became caught, and stopped just north of the church. The team was well be haved, taking the middle of the street, and luckily no one was hnrt. L. Cobb received a tine assortment of baby carriages aad furniture Thursday to be sold at very low figures. Festival." Arrangements havo been made by the friends of llev.

C. J. Coulter to give a festival at Jenkns hall Friday evening, April 8, for bis benefit. Lunch served at six o'clock. All are cordially invited.

WANTED. Three apprentice girls. One button hole maker, one basque lintsher, and skirt iiuisher. Immediately. Must come recommended.

Call at thisofHce till Monday. Just received 2 bbls. of beautiful t'ew drop opdesceut glassware to be giVi'ii away with our Crystal Baking Powder which wo guarantee. Go to Tuttle's Bargain Store for glassware, queenswaro, lamps, etc. Just recieved at Tuttle's Barglan Store the finest line of box paper, stationary, progressive, euchre Bets, etc, ever brought lo this place.

1 I loan the cheapest money in Pottawatomie or "Wabaunsee Counties on farm security. E. 2X. Chilcott, Wamego, Zas. Take number on the band boys wax cross at Jenkins' restaurant, only 10 cents, and see them come out with their new uniforms.

6 IT WILbPAY KVEBY Intellicfint Mother Id the Land Bead This Generous endorsement from the Wife of the late Matthew Hunpson.D.l) LL. JSislion or the Methodist Eulsco IihI Church. "Rev. J. Hiwry Smvtiie, D.

Editor 'Sunshine fov Milt Children." Mv dear FriemJf- 1 re. juice to known that so many mothers and cblldruu are hefnir taught the in entimablo value of Mcllin's Food, and I trust that yourrflorts may result in placing it permanently in every house hold in the laud. Truly vours, Ellen II. Simpson. Horclionnil not a A erf Discovery Ward states: Ilorehound lias been known to physicians since the be nningof the world as the king of all remedies for diseases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs.

I believe Ballard's Ilorehound syrup is the best combina tlon known to-day for Consumption, Coughs, colds, Jironcnius ana an diseases having their oritiu in thoThront nud ClifBl. There are hundreds of physicians using this plain homo made remedy in their practice and they all report the same uniformly good re sults. Call for free sum pit bottle from our agent j.n. uoys. Very Ucranrknble JlecoTerr.

Mr. George V. Willing, of. Maoclies- ter, writes wife lias been almost helpless for Ave years, so helpless that she could not turn over in bed alone. Bho used I wo bottles of Electric Bitters, and is so much Improved, that she is able now to do her own Electric Bitters will do till that is claimed for them.

Hundreds of testimonials at test their great curative powers, Only fifty cents a bottle at J. M. Boys. CATAIUUI CUItED, health and breath Beeured by Shlloh's Ca-tut Ilemedy. Price 50 ouite.

MubiiI injector free. Kentucky, and Miss Maud Tarleton, of wit' aanaranB "I see, said an opposi ng counsel to the late Emery A. Storrs, "you hate to meet the truth in this matter." "I never do meet it," was the prompt reply; "the truth and I always travel in the same direction." Mrs. J. J.

Astor has sent another pcrty of 100 boys and girls from New York to Western homes through tho Children's Aid, making 1,413 of city waifs whom she has placed in good homes at a cost of $20,656. A mountain in Nqrth Borneo has been named for Frank Htvtton, the young scientist who lost his life there while prospecting for gold. Since his death, by the way, gold has been found at that very place in large quantities. One of the richest widows in Cin cinnati in a garret room, lends her money at twelve per cent, interest, and makes a couple of sausages last her whole week for meat. She refuses an oiler of marriage' about every other day.

't: Ihe richest colored woman in America is Amanda Eubanks, of Kome, Vho pays tttxerf on 400,000. The next richest" woman is Mr. James of St. Louis, who owns the finest barber-shop in tlie world, "The Lindell," and is assessed on property to tho amount of $300,000. According to a New York correspondent women are considered by publishers to be among the best judges of manuscript.

Whether it be their critical judgment or their critical instinct, their conclusion as to whether an embryo book or magazine article w' take with the public or not is pretty sure to bo correct. The postal clerks between Springfield and Boston got hold of a letter tho other day addressed in this way: "Mrs. Grover Cleveland, care of President Grover Cleveland, Washington, Mass." The laws of thq service are inexorable, and to Washington, that letter was sent, although in time it will probably find its way to the waste basket of the wife of our first citizen. Boston Budget. A good story is told of the three-year-old daughter of Mr.

Henry E. Abbey, tho theatrical While in England Mr. Abbey rented a noblc-manls estate, and one day his lordship came to dine with them. The littlo girl heard him constantly called "My Lord" by tho servants, and slit, listened won-deringly to a form of address she had never heard except in connection with her prayers. After tho nobleman had kissed '(her she ran to her father exclaiming: papa, God kissed mcl" N.

Y. Sun. "A LITTLE NONSENSP." 1 Colorado will not allow, women to act as notaries. They think out there that it is improper to swear before a lady. Omaha Ilerrtld.

No matter how good-natured a young lady may ho her gentlemen friends can look for a tie-raid when alio determines to mako a silk juilt, "Man Upon thinking it over wo don't believe ho proposes half so ofteiv'as tho gill. wotiiu like inm to.Vincfnnm Gazette. 'His Card: Srfrvnntgirl (to mistress) "Thorc's a gentleman at tho door." Misti-PHc "Did ho give you I1I.4 "No, he gave mo a kins." "Oh, that's my brother Tom. Let him limes. A Montptdior (Vt) girl stepped up to tho post-oflico delivery (wiiulow and began llirting with tlioVlM-kv'whcnf the postmaster came out with tho suggestion that it was not lawful to triilo with tho males.

Quito Another Lady(to book-storo dork with his neck tied up) Have you got tho Newport Aquarelle? Clerk (rwisMir ingly) Oh, no, Miss; it's nothing but a common Don. Harvard Lampoon. Tho Best Thing. "Now, what Is the host thing about me Wherein Is my ndmirublest clinrml" Then be said, as he plucod His arm 'round her waist "The bust thing about yon My wm Tid-Bitti, Sitter (In position for. photograph By tho way, what do you charge for photographs? Fhotographer Nino dol lars the half dozen.

Now let your eycti rest naturally on Unit sign, "Tennii Cash," and look pleasant. Sun, Railroad employe I'm sorrv.mam, to inform you that tho last train hni Just departed and that you are left I a a IX ta. nianieu uovp worry; J. guusn 1 know what bclng'f'luft'' niettus. 1 haven't lived all thoso years for notlv Mrs.

Jollyboy--Wliore on cartl, havo you been? Mr. J. I can not toll a lie; l'vo been at m' ofllsh. Mrs. J.

That's wlinro wo tlill'tii', I can toll Ho when I hoar one! Cruel sileneo, during which something is hoard to drop. "Hello, llitOielieti! You don't call on Miss Dllby any moro something up?" "Yes, Arthur; I confers it--tliero Isl Why, don't you know, I Bit fl 1.1 II lllll.i lulM ui.rlir 1 tV 1 i dash mo if sho didn't got up aud wind I Orer First National Bank, KANSAS. EfctiUir 110U.M5. F. M.

XUXTLK, Por. Firit-cIaM ia all respects. $2.00 per day Lincoln Avenue LUNCH COUNTER RESTAURANT, Open Day and Night. CALL IN AND SfeE US. O.

I). ATAIVTjEV, Prop. OUR SEED OFFER. The Aohicultubist has arranged for a generous send distribution to its readers, which we feel, confident will please them. Tke choice collection of seeds below will be furnished 1st.

To all who pay arrearages and renew. 2nd. To all Whose subscriptions are paid in advance and wish to paj 81.00 lor an additional year creau. 3rd. To all new who pay 60 cts.

for3months; 91.00 forO months, orS1.50forlvear. Uy tins arrangement all can secure tlie seeds. If you do not need them you can easily sell them for what they cost you. or you can present them to your neighbor or friend, who will appreciate gift, and perhaps share the products with you. 1 package Raddish, 1 Lettuce.

1 Beet. (,: 1 Turnip. 1 'Watermelon. 1 Muskrnelon. 1 Ouion.

1 Cucumber. 1 Cabbage. 1 Tomatoes. The above lot of seeds are worth at least 50 cents. They are guaranteed to be fresh, mi re.

and of the best strains They are snpplied.to us through 8. H. Downs, of the Seed House, and are absolutely reliable. Send postal note, money order, draft er stamp lo JSrnkst A. Wellrr, Publisher, Wamcgo, Kas MARVELOUS PRICES! sooniLuo C'n nlcta Novels til Othrr Work by Famous Author AlmodlillToa Am my Th fMluwiuff imuIi am ituhliHbttI la uit pMDtblat fuuu, aud all art printed from ffood tyi mpou K1 Hipi Tby treat of a relet variety nubjecu, ami wt tl.ii..

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1. Wlater Kt faint Korrrttttlouft. a 1r oorlfetloB Of Aetlag Dhirsdvf, Tableaux, Uuuta, 1'uiftlti, for so eta! latluTlnp, prlfite thtiatrloalu, otl rvrulugi Hi botna, Baok to the Old Homo. A Korti. Hair Cool) Mar, author of 11 HUl'laa Fcrlla." gitea, Her Itatlcae mJ lare end ch.lM Miiea.a for mmI xnlbiUow muA jiubll u4 BrlTf colrtlBineBtf.

TketiUa4ar4LWerWrtter(brMIii4ati Mww. a MnulrU) uld wfrwpMdnM, tivlas aUa dlrveilon. Sir tae QAmpeUM 0f leturra ot arar kiad, wiik taaamcr.bl. tor im bbA txamplcl. Tk Dtcp.

A Koral. By WUkla CUlu, ealhr Th. Womaa Waltt," w. I. Ucl i nri Kara.

A Km. By Vra. Bnry WwmI. aathot ol Ltdoc," ata. a.

ffcc iMif af Ike Lak. Hy Sir WalttrSortt. "Tba I4y at la lk" In mtuno la T.rBa.aaa af all laa warki af boon, anaL nart beaetlfal (ban tlilt. la CarU'a Mai. a ael.

By ilia aataat at Ior. l. Aaaaa Bartee. A Karal. By Oraria Kllet, Skor of "id.nl Tba Mill tm tka Vloaa," ala.

II. Lady tlwiadollae'a Draaat. Keral. By Iha eaiaor of ''Dora TboriM." H. Tk.

Hyatcnr af tka Hall? Tree. A Kor.l. By tka anthor of 11 Dora 1. Tka Badcat af Wit. Hamar ran, a laria aollaolloa af -U naay ftorioa, akotakaa, aaaaUotoi, Iwaaia, Bawnkeaik'a Wllh.

A Bawl. By Mia) Matawk. aulbor of Joka UaUfaa, daaUaraaa," ala. It. Tka Oray Waaiu.

A aral. By Hra. Qaiktll, aa'hor of Mary Barton," tta. la. KlziMa Vaaatleta Btorlca ky Pofialar Authan, eanhrMlnf lore, buBMiroal aod d.laatlr.

olorlli. Btorloi of aaoUir lift, af adraMata, af railway Ufa, aia all tary la-arrootiiifl. IT. Jttaawr Vma'a taml. A Karat.

By Blai X. IB. vay WarkfarHaaaa arw work anoa iklt nbjaii, otniulnloa o.y and prantloal InataarUoBB far Btaklni Inuar baikou.wall iKMk.u, bruketi, nodla work, amhroldorr ei-, profuwly and tttButly lllaatralad. 1. tlHaaaa'a falrT Btariaa far tke Youaa.

Tha neat ooltoelloa of Ufrj imrloB Tu culldrta era drill nu auk man. 90. Uaaaal afEtlol Katie for ladlai and Ornfl'mrn. a BtUoo to poiIi.mmi and loud braadiaa. atrlaitbtrubjiaf anadara otlqnMU for allaoHaloaB.

11. raafal Kaawlrdta fkr tke Mllltan, a bandy konk af aaaful latorwaUoa far all, apeu aiaay aud rarlaua 1. Tke Itaaae Caak Bank ul Faaally Pkyat. aoaululng bondrfdl of elooll.n aooklas reolpot und ktnla la aouftckMpm, alto Iclllnikow la avra all caanuae ellaaaau by ainpl borno rtnodloo. Maaaoroaad Caataaaalai FarAwayl.aadha vary latar.MInf liiNUuellva book af lrav.li, dOMrlblnff.

tha aaaallar Ilk, aablu, aiaaaera aad aatioaja af taa paorla i eoaolrlpa. 4. Paaalar Uallada, Baaia atat Bi boat iaU, -ITafda af an in. old and bcw aonga. A Batk, A Voit.

Hy noih Coaway. Al tka Warld'a Mercy. A Kor.l. Wr.toa aulnorof "Th. Honor ou lb MarBh." ote.

rr. Mlldrad TraTanloa. A Kor.l. By "Tka Saab, aa." aiiibor af Moll, B.aa." aw. Patak Vaya, ANonl.

By aalkar af "OalM aa. UBiaa dawa aw Ik Kaaw. A Xarel. By B. I.

far. Una, aalfinr af nr.ut-Bud'Cho.M.aad.Bl.0, ata. SC. I.Mllaa. A Haul.

Hronrio YoflO." ata. By Mary Cooll Bay, antkot il, Cabri.l'B Mandate. A Bare). By Tltkla Oolllai, eachor af No Name," tta. M.

Kraalal th Mrlr'laA. A Kor.l. kiry Caotl lltj. antkorofOld Mlddloloa'B MorrV ala. jj w.

Uadlay Carlraa. A HotoI. M. Brad-Bon, aailtor or "LkIt Andltr'B Hoerot." rf. 1 at.

A tlald.a llawa. A Baral. By tba aathor af Data Tliornt," tto. aft. Valarie'a rat.

A By VIM. Alnaadtr, ta. i Ihor of Tha WoidBl Ui," tg. M. Mlatar Kaaa.

A Kor.l, By TIlklB Cellini, tuUiof Tba Woaian In Whll." ala, IT. Ana. A BafBl. By Bra. Hoary Wood, aalhor af Kaot l.jaa." I an.

Tke Laarad Bank. 'A Baral. By Mix Batata, aalkar af Joko lltllf.a, Uaatloaiaa," att. H. Matilaooa Craao.

A Ihrllllaf aarraUrabyDaaM Paj. draortMaiUH tdmtarM af a oaoiaway 1 tka Batib an. Maw ta llaka Paaltry Pay. A araatlpal an4 Inotraotira rartMof artlolH by Mr, p. Jaooba, Poultry Bdltar af Th.

ftrm nd flarJim." Phlla.l lllnairatod. 1. Parlar Mail, and Ckemlntl KarlaaB)ta, bonk wblob t.lla boa to perform bundr.dR of oionalnf trlok I anaalo and Inatrnrltra with alaipl ata. at. Veatia ar IRK rarta, aoataiaia anaranni arira tlani from Tuoaiu, Unf.ltow, WhJIUor, Byraa, Bhalray, llaafa.Bryant, aad many athora.

ilulldlila Plan fnr Praatlal Balldlaa I'laaa fair i I'laa rr i-raenaai, full dftiorlittlKH nti iilnna of right mtwttra Soai aaa. A ru i mil 4n. In ni at. Aneodarira ef Pablla Men Waalilimoa, Prank, in nrltio rrt.m now la aaomi, Mn, W.li.tor, ri.y, Tlld.n, Llnnoln, ranott, flrant, Clarn.ld, liiadaiaao, Bailor, Haaaook, Laa, ana all wa wtaiu airi Fablaa. tba wart an anoint smiIm, Cklklraa bara ti tkra tar aaaiarlaa, aad froaa pooala aava ttwai aatry diy.

OUR INEOCALKD OFFRR. The entire abovt) Vit of fortv-flve excollent bookg mid the Kansas Aom-cuLTUtTWT for one yer fur only Address E. Weller, publisher, Wu-iriego, 'v Uiu clot'l;).