The Progress-Index from Petersburg, Virginia • Page 12

OUT OUR WAY --By R. J. Williams OUR BOARDING HOUSE MAJOR HOOPLE EGAD, DOCTORS! VOU h4O, MA'AM, SHE'S NOT WELL AM 1 CAM'T YOU'RE BACK Tp NORMAL, AT LE-AST. YOUR. OLD tHS TCMSE EXCITEMENT OF THAT "L1OM JZZSx TAKE COME DO VDU MIWP PUSHIM 1 TH' DOG'S NOSE IM WITH YOUR FOOT SO 1 XtSJ SHUT COOR7 AXl B6PH OUGHT TO CULTlVATS FOR IT WAS MOSTLY MY H6RCULEAM ILL POWER HAT PULLED WHAT YOUR MENTAL BALANCE HEH- 'HEROES ARE MADE-MOT BORN PUS WHAT DOING LOST A WIFE, MISTER? WHEN VOU TALKEP OFF ONE HOUR ASO, WLJ SOMETHING ABOUT SEEING ME WHERE, PIP MDU EXPECT TO WEST LATER SPARKLING IN NEON OV3R A MOVl I-I PlPN'T 0UP6E AN INCH APTER VOU NO EXTRA-CHARGE FOR (RENT PAY AS AS S04 WEEK IftDItt DIAflTiOriD SOUTflIRE WITH REG.VALUEI IC-K COLD I wtooino Rinc FISHTflll- Lifetime WATCH WHERE VEK K1CKIN 1 THAT FOOTBALL, CICERO Or ME KJSHT DBPT STROKES HOW COMIN 1 AMP PORTRAIT SYL-VESTERr? A WILL BE COMPLETE, GUV'NOR ANY WtFE WOULD LIKE A NEW RING T' THAT WASN'T FUNNV WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW RING, DEAR? IF TK NORMANS HAONT IF THIS FRIEND OSCAR, I OOULC DONT FIGQER CV KINS HAROLD WOULD HAVE TOO MUCH TROUBLE RUNNING tM BACK INTO TH'SEA.

WE'D BETTER SPEND OUR TIME PRYING HIM OUT OF THEIR HANDS INSTEAD OF RAISING AN ARMY. 1 HANDLE THIS AN 1 I'LL SEE WHPTT CAN DO ABOUT BE AS MUCH Or A HELP TO THE ENEMV AS VOU SEEM TO WE CAN DO LONDON, A DAY 'EARLY IN OCTOBER MERES YOUR TO TMANKS, SARGE DONT YOU THINK ITS ABOUT TIME YOU WENT UP THE LADDER. TOO, BEETLE YOU'RE A GOOD SOLDIER?) SCHULTZ IT'S TIME YOU STARTED COLLOSSUS OF RHODES DESCRIBED AS HOLLOW SHAM BY SCIENTIST LON'DON WJ--The Colossus of Rhodes, one of the seven ancient wonders of the world, was tic- FEEL RELAXED! scribod by a British sclcnilsi last night as- a hollow Herbert 70-year old sculptor- archacoloKist. told a mcctin.ir of of A i a i i a statue was: 1. Too a to a astride the harbor of Rhodes.

2. a of i bronze sheets instead of solid The statue, of sun pod Helios, was the work of a a a i wlio spent 12 voars on his masterpiece. I was erected In 280 An a a It .53 years a The story a down through tbe a is a i a stiior! i a beacon in its hands and one foot on each side of the harbor a i enough clearance for ships to pass a Maryon said he has determined from a study of Inscrlpi- tions that the swiue in fact 120 feet high and the harbor 600 feet wide, wich would a the Ease that tension Chew Wrigley's Spearmint Gum. Pleasant chewing reduces strain. Hclpt you feel relaxed.

Enjoy it anytime, anywhere. famous straddle an anatomical Impossibility. lie said, his research indicated the heroic i not oast in one piece, as i erto supposed, but was made of bronze sheets beaten Into shape and riveted together. Maryon sti- matd the thickness of -the sheets as erjUal to that of a British penny --about a 15th of an Inch. UMVKTiaiTY HAS ODORS Tex.

MV-Formal protests were made against location of a new a house on properly to the windvVard of the i versity of Houston. The i health department ordered Inspectors to investigate the odors. They found of the sewer system rather a the stockyard to be the i source. The i a engineering division of the university Is conducting experiments with a chemical added to a a gas to give it an odor. A i bit of It goes a long way.

City a llireclor Dr. T'nvl 1C. a a i A a some of i i a got Into the line. The gas flowed i and out a It was i -mien. we i a caused plaints." 12 The Progress Index, Petersburg, Va, Monday 7, 1953 19 LISTENS AT THE -DOOg-, OP THESE ocwecr WITH IP CO SOME WIEE TAPP1N6 tSI TAKEN 1 fKOM PUT DOWN SIX AND CARRY I'VE UEVER SEEN ENTHUSED ARITHMETIC) iN ABOUTj a.

ANY 8 EXPOSURE ROLL BLACK FILM DEVELOPED and PRINTED DOUBLE SIZE PRINTS I JUST FIGURED "IT ONLY, 25,217 MORE MINUTES TILL fiC h- a BUT ITS SOMETHING I AM OF TH' CON510UR6D APJNIOW THAT THIS HERE IS A WRON6 THING T'DO ON TH'PART OF JOE THEW AN' 'IS THINK HE'S BE FRIEN'LY WHICH IS THEY WILL MIST-1N-TOIPIT TH'IMPLAFICASHUN PER AM CON5IODABLY BOINT BUT GIVE JOE ME DIGGER WFARLANE TRAlNWfl CAMP I DID cu SOTOY LATE, LIBBY. I TWELVE, THAT FELLOW, FLOYt? C7SZOOKS OFFICE ALL" CLEAN-UVIMa AN7 COWT KNOW WHY HIS WIFE COLJUTSJ'T SET ALONe WITH HIM, HE'S SITTER: ABOUT IT--AMP FILMS FOR HUKM! VE WJST BE KEM5V TUCM IU.CT 1 nfcT MUS" I BE VMTIM6 FOR THE ICHOTS! HE UOULD BE PROWM BY HOW! VE DISPOSE OF OrTCR CMJT HOLD 'Efc OFF EM006H 1 WE'LL WMT BIT WOW WOT VU.PPEU VVMI 1O OUR COMiRfSPE5 GO I KMOW OM THE I5LWMP? VE fttnUQ DUCKS! -SHOOTIWS! UP EV'RY SKONK 1 NTH'WOODS, 1 AH WOULD. -J ISCOMMITTIN' THE.T MIC3HTV ATTACK.C' NO QOtSTIOM 'BOUT IT" HONEST ABE SOTA TAUJtHT -NAMELY UP PROTECK HIM WHEN HE'S I THEY05E.YS HIM-r-OUR CHILE js KIMGO'TH' -Cs.