Abilene Reporter-News from Abilene, Texas • 20

2-B THE ABILENE BEPORTEH-NEWS Abilene Texas Friday Evening April II 1179 ifijlllJlilim She Says She 'Did Her Duty7 DEAR ABBY: We have beennnder the California sun for married for 11 years and have anyone to play the role of an three children My wife thinks unwilling host she has done her duty and now I to to Orttnto This letter is to share our secret with others who may not know about the miracle of artificial Insemination HAPPY IN OKLAHOMA Is not miserable to Mat It is miserable to be iacapibW of enduring (John Mnt0B) I he I your problem? feel better if you get it off your chest Write to ABBY Box 89700 Los Angeles Calif NON For a personal reply enclose stamped addressed envelope TO For booklet to as Have a Lovdly Wedding" tend the to Abby Box 897U8 L6c jliy jUSband call him John) and 1: my John was found to be sterile I The mountain goat is one of our finest and cleanest big game animals I think you owe the mountain goats an apology KNOWS HIS GOATS DEAR KNOWS: If there is tm Intenatieial Brotherhood ef Moaatain Goats to them I hereby offer my most humble apologies Aid la the Mare If I ever decide to get anybody's whether Moaatali ar Billy CONFIDENTIAL TO JM: who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which himself mist pass If he would ever reach heaven isr everyone has need to be (Herbert) CONFIDENTIAL "HEARTSICK Equip your child to be Independent as possible la Angeles Calif 90069 unwashed man to that of a agencies when we learned that You the Oklahoma legislature hadaurely must have meant a legalized artificial insemination BILLY We found a doctor who was Mountain goats do not smell familiar with the procedure and bad but barnyard billy goats do became pregnant from an unknown donor Five months ago we became the parents of a darling baby girl! Only our lawyer doctor and we know it was accomplished through artificial insemination (Even parents and mine do not know) Actually carrying the baby and delivering it makes the baby ALL mine and our doctor did such a good job in selecting donor whose description matched my that our looks more like John than ME'! It has been a terrific ego booster to my husband as he was very deflated when he was told that he was sterile (He has often said when looking at the baby that he thinks the tests could have been wrong and that she is really HIS baby after all) i MR MRS ASA ALFORD to celebrate anniversary Open House Sunday To Honor Alfords DEAR FED: I think I know who wears the pants In your family which could be part ef your problem I perform any hokus points to magically transform that drill sergeant married to into a A normal wife doesn't she gives because she wants to If yon and Mrs Ray Alford Ire joining' her to get some tteStutey Alford brats Houseparty will include Mr 'but not uncommon problem and Mrs I M'Kiker of Sanj Angelo Mrs Charles Switzer dear ABBY: I worked for a Mr and Mrs RoyHitchcock of iarge company back east for 20 years A few years ago I moved Brownwood and Mr and Mrs sightless years that He ahead FREE HEAD ANY birthday before she will let me I kept a record Last year I do- was turned down 97 times She gave in 14 times) Now tell me normal! I keep myself clean and I am not rough or anything like that I do route work and am in contact with women all day who look like women then I come home to a wife who is wearing pants! She hardly ever puts a dress on anymore Please tell me what to do But send any letters to my house If she knew I wrote to you ther would be a fight Thank you FED UP WITH NOTHING SANTA ANA DEAR AND Shake handr with your la Saa Francisco New Orleans Florid? and Honolulu! Inconceivable that aaycne would call you Rom the airport and say and get but if that's the case you win have to screw up the courage to say full I (-cm I see no reason 1 Charlie Alford also of Brown-wood Mr Alford was bom July 3 1896 in Burnet Mrs Alford was bom March 28 1900 at Salt Creek in Brown County They met Nov 5 1916 at Brownwood where they married April 10 1920 After their marriage they lived at Pasadena Calif Memphis Tenn and Brownwood before coming to Abilene Mr Alford manufactures Mr Peanut Brittle For 38 years to my California he was superintendent ofi Abilene Candy Co Abby I like these people but Mr and Mrs Alford are much There must br members of University Chura He Is a member JlgZXZl Oj TIRED AND BROKE IN were Pioneer Sunday School Class 1 to California near Disneyland Some of the people I worked with never came to my house when I lived in the east but they come out here to spend them entire vacation with me use my home as a hotel and even expect transportation to and from the Los Angeles airport 45 miles away I'm sure most of these people be so happy to visit me if I lived on a farm in Nebraska so I guess I owe my sudden goat I shall first determine MACHINE MADE 100 human heir WIGS Mr and Mrs Asa Alford 3230 Russell will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary at open house Sunday from 2-5 pm at the home of their son and daughter-in-law Mr and Mrs Stanley Alford 2141 8th Another son and his wife Mr Abilene latebnk SATURDAY TOM GREEN Chapter United Daughters of the Confederacy will meet at 3 pm at the home of Mrs Graham 310 Jeanette Miss Tommie Clack will present the program The Battle of Sabine Pass Cheese Cranberry Sause Tasty Filling a festive dessert salad to make with large canned ding peach halves Combine a small package soft cream cheese with cup each mayonnaise drained cranberry sauce and chopped roasted almonds Blend thoroughly and serve in 4 canned ding peach halves she of the Dorcas Class They have five grandchildren The Alfords1 hobbies are their flowers and garden true that a gain of only five pounds in the area of your head and neck can make men take a shirt one-half s'ze larger than now wearing I a totteuint Mtor cl Hsvy Cascada ef GRECIAN CURLS oi 100 human hair Straight or Curly Look rjINNA CwM unMtn IM MM ItlliM Icok YnM iwvtr MHm wMt aH yM cm wttk IM klskly vr Mtlto wlf KANE KAL0N SIDE PART WASH A WEAR WIG WITH NATURAL FLARE (Be sure te enclose 1 hair swatch) nair swarenj i Tax 25c Postage I ZIP ANY color QUICK ORDER sale NOW WIG WITH WIG YMCA's Spring Prom Saturday Members of the Abilene YMCA will enjoy in the Spring Saturday night as the annual spring formal begins at 8 pm The Omaha will play for the 8 pm-midmght dance in the Round House building at the West Texas Fair Grounds Reservations for 200 couples had been received by Thursday afternoon Sponsors include Mssrs and Mmes Joe Bennett Tiny McCurdy Jim McCurdy Dub Burke and Sadler Also Carra McNamara Troy Dale and Mike Harris Push up bast 100 human hair Jumbo DOME WIGLET NOW THRU APRIL IS mm ti prk sir 111 msw mpmir Mir pmm Hu-null Mir win Mm HI FASHION WIG SPRAY 99 I I $250 Hl FASHION WIGS 51 14 7th ABILENE TEXAS 79605 Sund mu tha fallowing I Sale Price 4V4 Sales NAME I ADDRESS STATE COMPARE PRICES QUALITY ANYWHERE! 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