The Courier News from Blytheville, Arkansas on January 9, 1952 · Page 3
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1952 BLYTHEVTLLE (ARK.) COURIER NEWS PAGE THREE HAL BOYLE'S COLUMN Bought Your Earmuffs?. You'll Need Them as New Candidates Start Drive NEW YORK (IP) — Bought your | •armuffs yet? You'd better buy 'em now, before the mad rush starts. No ears are likely to bear up under the political din between now an.d November without the protection of plugs or muffs. The verbal Niagara Palls of "1 View With Alarm*' and "We Point With Pride" Is already Hooding from the nation's 115.000,000 radio and television sets. Many statesmen haven't warmed up their vocal chords for the campaign. They're still taking banjo | and tap dance lessons, hoping that if they win a spot on Arthur Godfrey's • talent scout program they'll be able to sHp over a few plugs for their favorite candidate, What the average man already needs Is a handy little gu^e on "How to Survive In An Election Year.' 1 Some bartenders already are demanding sabbatical leaves, declaring the political tempests among their tosspots at> the rail will make life unbearable for the next nine months. Others are simply laying in a new supply of baseball bats. "Average I s a Mouse" 'The average customer is a mouse," said one veteran highball jockey. "He is worried about his rising taxes or his falling hair, and-he comes here only to complain about his wile or boss, OT maybe after a few drinks — are. to praise his dear old mother. "But in election year what happens? The mouse becomes a lion and after two drinks" starts roaring about how to have the country Put two mice next to each other who disagree, and they start throw- Ing drinks and trying to gnaw each other to death. Either that or they bore everybody else to death, talk- Ing about something they don'i know." A. Few Quick Tips Here are a few quick tips on how you yourself can live without a black eye until balloting time 1. If you must wear campaigi button*, wear two — one saying "Bryan Or Bust" and the other "Back To Mckinley." That will ehow you are non-partisan and independent. 2, If you feel you simply have o to discuss the political 'situation at been rebuilt. a bar, put a couple of ice cubes In your mouth first. You wit! know wh a fc you're say ing, bu t nobody else will — so they can't object. 3. Avoid Dry Martinis altogether. It is this concoction that caused Dr. Jekyll to turn into Mr, Hyde, and ft may turn you from a Republican uito a Democrat, or vice versa. Modern Tules for Children 4. No matter how swell a guy you think Harry Truman is, don't teach your children to go around chanting, "Taft On A Raft," or Ike Can't Give You Anything But Baby." Do you want your ; ids to com e horn e with black yes? 5. Other remarks to avoid In pub- Ic yourself: A. "Why doesn't Harry take up he accordian — then he could .queeze his way out?" B. "Eisenhower's an old soldier — \ v hy doesn't he just fade away?" C. "Well, I was passing General 3rant's tomb the other day, and 'ou know what I heard? A GHOST- jY VOICE CRYING, 'don't . . . don't . . , don't!' " D. "So Stassen plans to have two women in Ills cabinet? That'll be a real Kitchen Cabinet — Ha, Ha, ifa!" A remark like this can cost you your happy home. 6. But the best tip of all is this: Write down your own presidential choice >Ji a little black diary, and lock it away. Then shut up. And open up your diary the day after election — and see how wrong you Right or wrong, you'll stay out of trouble. Officials Elected by 'All' WINNIPEG, Man, (/P>— Suburban Tuxedo has not had a civic election since its incorporation in 1913. Every councilor and mayor has been elected by acclamation after receiving support of the Town Meeting Association. Cecil Lament, recently elected, succeeded David Finkelstein who was mayor every year but one since 1914, Surnpler, Ore., a boom-town In gold, rush days, burnt to the ground during the boom d^ys and has never Auto Makers Get'Better News/ Worse Goes to Horqe Builders Br STERLING V. GREEN WASHINGTON (IP)— Better news for auto manufacturers and worse news Jor home tuiWers was today. due Mobilization Director Charles E. Wilson and Defense Production Administrator Manly Flelschmann were called before the Congressional mobilization "watchdog" committee headed by Sen. Maybank D-SC. Maybank said his group wanted to make sure the mobilization agencies are earmarking for civilian production as much steel and other scarce materials as possible. Members or the joint committee •Iso sought details on the "period of severest pinch" for civilians, which Wilson says has begun and will last Into 1953. Some Information Out Part of the Information already was out. Auto production will be trimmed to 900,000 passenger cars and 240,050 trucks in the quarter starting April i. This was welcome tidings .o the industry, however; until this week plans called for only 800,000 cars and 200,000 truck.*. Home building is due for a cut. Henry H. Fowler, the new head of the National Production Authority, told reporters yesterday that the shortage of plumbing, hardware and other building supplies will not permit a continuance of the present rate—about 850.000 homes a year. "Starts" to Be Reduced Officials now are working plans to reduce the number of residential "starts", Fowler said. Otherwise, builders may begin construction and then find it impossible to finish. A cut of perhaps 100,000 is indicated for 1952. More specific details, and methods by which a reduction can be brought about, wil be discussed by Fowler with representatives of the construction Industry in a meeting here today. Stcnl Summary Planned Meantime, Flelschrnann undertook to give May-bank's group, the Joint. Committee on the Defense Production Act, a complete summary of Ihe planned distribution of scarce steel, aluminum and copper among the military,' defense- supporting and civilian segments of the economy. Automobiles had been earmarked tentatively for only enough copp'er —the bottleneck metal in automobile production—for 800.000 cars. • FEEL ACHY? DUE TO COLD MISERIES^ 666 gives fast symptomatic RELIEF 5 doctors prove this plan breaks the laxative habit If you lake 1 axatives regularly—here'i Knw you can BtopJ Because 5 New York doctors now nava proved you may break the laxative habit. And establish your natural powers of regularity. Kighty-thre« percent of the cases tested did ft. So can you. Stop takin e whatever you now take. Instead: Every night lor one week take 2 Carter's I Jit! a Liver Pills. Second week—one each night. Third week—one every other night. Then- nothing! Every day: drink eight glissm oF witer; set * definite time tor regularity. Five N'ew York doctor* proved thu pt»n can break the laxative habit. How can a laxativc/breaV the h otive habi I? Because Carter's Little Liver Fills "unblock" the louver digestive tract and from then on let it rmke use of its own natural po-nets. Further—Carter's Little Li>er Pill* Contain DO habit-forming drugs. Brc.ik the laxative habit. . . with Carter** Lit tl e Liver Pills ... and be regular catu raliy. When worry, overeating, overwork raakeyou Irregular temporarily—lake Carter'* Littln Liver Pills temporarily. And never get the Umtive habit. Gel Carter's Little Uver Pill«, 37* at any d rues to; e today. You'll be grateful the rest ol your life. RAV FOR SALE! We now have on hand several thousand yards of good-sized gravel.. .for every kind of use. Just call 753 in Carulhersville and we'll deliver. TAYLOR SAND & GRAVEL CO. Canilhersville... .Phone 753 Bushey Avenue at River Front 1952 HERE IN PERSON! ••Hi. — [i] SLIM RHODES AND HIS MOUNTAINEERS! > Thursday, January 10th starting at 3:00 Tomorrow Slim Rhodes comes to Blytlieville! And you're invited to come to the free show as the guests' of Chamblin Sales Co. Slim, Speck, Dusty, all the boys will be here in our showroom beginning at 3 : 00 in the afternoon. Don t miss it! Come and bring your family—it's all free! You'll have loads of fun watching Slim Rhodes and his band . . . and you'll get to see the beautiful new 1952 Studebakers, on display for the first time! You're invited to See The 1952 Studebaker STUDEBAKER'S FINEST AUTOMOBILE GOES ON DISPLAY TOMORROW! Tlie- 19.)2 StmlrUVrr Ijind Crunver. Principal eilerlor change, of Studeb«ker'< new model* Include enlirel) new front-end IrMtment, new wrnp-arni.nd K rill M anri l>umper«, re-dealgned trunk li.i h»ndle« and Mil Itghti. The )«tler, hy appearing to be integral part, of the fender, rather than "added-on" assemblies, give Ihe effect of extending the sweep of Ihe fender* and the Impronlon of a corresponding Increase in bodj length. Grarel padi on Ihe Land Cruiser, a> well a> on the SuteCommandVr, convertible and "Slarliner," are of new deaign. Bring Your Family — Enjoy the Fun At CHAMBLIN SALES CO RAILROAD & ASH our ^rrien

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