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THE EDMONTON J01RNAJL IlEsDir, JLNE 12, 1951- PAbB NLB OFF THE RECORD By Ed Reed B2S c55X vo fx? 1 wcjujt vc i oiv-l yjjVi.i;T.r AS i-AKt; SC'S-y crr-jxrr nU. v--? jx W-J t-C3 FC0-5--C scv" A ll -r -J sSY ME 1'U' IA I LAntJ-RPAJNED 6ALOOT. I Me eiEeOl 1 BtJT TO, 1 btT I AiN I UP tKl TW HfcAO' SPARE VOU -t, vpu CH in THGOSH OOPTM-rS CiFTUPON. ASTPAisj si ipt M' BAD? WWOEVEP'O msiW? THAT MiGI-tT Smfh''V FOOZY IT A-vmojGmT tat as vnt i have caused! seems reTex, Iji VOU SOME -jr- UP WERE KIDDING pain i "lea rot rnntrart. F0U trer By Williams CFGP Grande Prairie 1050 Kilocycle OUT OUR WAY HednetdiT ArtemmB 13 00 Closing Grain Pricet Mumc tor th Milltont 13 IS Thit Bunrjet of Farming.

12 30 Nes 12 feport. 12 Band Mutie 1 00 fcmiley Eurneu. I li Tlmelr Tunt. 1 ,10 Police Bulletin. 1 us Newt.

1 36 Salute the Hit. 3 00 Houewiva' Half- Hour VFob Eberiy Show. I 00 Newt. 3 Mumc for Ton 4 00 Let Get Togt.her 10 Thettre New. IS Pingm' Ram .30 Report From Parliament Hill.

News. 44 Poorte Round-up. HorH'l Bulletin. .00 Ha anan Hhrrronie? IS David Rose Show. 30 Eoeton Blackle.

00 veKS 10 Behind the New. 15 Dick Havme Show. JO 1 Brr Bv tht Pane re. 45 Piano Pattern. 00 Rav Bloch Present.

:30 Songa We Remember. 00 Newt. IS Concert Miniatur. :30 World Concert Hall. :00 Newt.

osD'e With Dite. Newa. Thnrwlae Morning OS Yawn Patrol IS Newt 1t I tlSi' WHAT TO NOU sEAV), CXAV, BUT DOTT 60 TKft.T'5 ASH PUMPieJG SVSTEAA LET THE OIILDREM 5hECATOo'5 ETr'ES 0- WHV. THT-S PL(eUV I PIS- Mel'M 50 a JSgS' f2X2ZJ UCET HE WAf PLAT I'M I ltmc rsrwe ha.lp dAWT6l0 6eE if I Tt jre -f 0J Aa3 HOVO TtEV II 1 I 'I EXPIRED SuaJfTjWWE SO P. II 1 'TTYTr TTSi I -v-av turr ms-iT LET THE OIILDREM njrrT UAVe rvcz.

i r-L i a. ENOUGH OTHBR LABOR: AWH0f3 4:15 Mutie tf Good rr in. CBX. Jtx Smitn CFPN. Troolcan.

CKCA Beli'glou Hour CHFA. 4.30 Mark Trail. CJCA Miegie CBX. Ciuo IS. CFRN.

Melody Magic. CKUA. To the North. CHFA 4 45 Arthur Godfrey CBX. fuprman.

CFRN. Ytan the Undaunted. CHTA. 8:00 Newa. CJCA.

CKUA Int Comment. CBX Detect nd Collect. CFFN Commercial Highlight. CHFA. Land of Make B'lievc.

KSL. 8:05 Hit Prde. CJCA Make Way for Music. CKUA. 8:10 Albert Pipeline.

CBX. 5:15 Arthur Godfrey. CICA. Popular CHFA. Sports.

KOA. Curt Maaaey. KSL 6-30 Fir7 Taiet. CJCA The Litest Thing CBX Detect nd Collect CFRN. Kiddie' Korner CKUA Music Carte.

CHTA. News. KOA. KSL. 6:45 New.

CBX Soort CFPN. 8 50 Kwt CFRN. 6.5s Fod Report. CJCA. Weather.

CBX. WedWday Night 6.00 N-w rjCA Recorded Fecial CBX. Who Am I. CFRN Silver CKCA. Hors Oe'irre.

CHFA. Mr Chameleon. KSL. 6:16 port. CJCA Intro to Wednesday Night.

CBX. Bmlley Burnett. CFRN. News CHFA. 6:30 Supper Serenade.

CJCA. Nature of the Universe CBX. Hooaior.g Csssidy, CFRN. Newa CKUA. Sport.

CHFA. Falls of Ivy. KOA. Dr Christian. KSL.

8 40 Musical Siest. CHFA 6 45 Feron11ty Tim CJCA. Mindv Carson. CKUA. 70 Neir CJCA.

CBX. The Filcon. CFFN Musi Hour CKCA. Seraohin the CHFA. Groucho Marx.

KOA. Harold Perv. KSL. 7 10 Weather. CJCA Variety Show.

CJCA New Roundup CBX. Mell Melo CHFA. 7:80 Modern Concert. CJCA Distinguished Artls CBX. My Friend Irma CFRN.

Polka Time. CHFA. Mr. District Attorney. KOA.

Bing Crosby. KSL 7:45 Western CHFA. 8:00 Lope? CJCA. Dtriu? CBX. Ink Spots.

CFRN At the Oor. CKUA. Newt. CHFA Big Storv KOA. Guv lomoardo.

KSL. 8 15 Waltzes. CHFA. 6.30 Michael Shayne. CJCA Latin American Serenad.

CFRN t'elvn Knight. CKUA Three from Oubec. CHTA. Pruat File. KOA.

Sport KSL. 8 35 Johnny Doliar. KSL. 8:40 Th Dark Tower CBX. 6 .48 Movie Time.

CKUA. 9.00 Dr. Kildare. CJCA Growth of a Vintage. CBX.

Perrr Coma CFPN Curtain Call. CKUA Evening Recital. CHFA. One Man Fmu KOA. lowell Thomaa.

KSL. 9:15 News. KOA. Jack Smith. KRL.

9 30 Stukus on 8port CJCA. True or False? CFRN Snotlight on Stare CKCA. New Canadians CHFA Great Gildrsleeve. KOA. Cluo 15 KSL.

9 45 BeuUh. KSL. 10 00 News CJCA. CBX. CTRN, CKUA.

CHFA. KOA I'd Like to Know. KSL. 10:10 Weather CBX. Muted Harmony.

CHFA. 10:18 Lonesome, Gal. CJCA Chapter and Verse. CBX. Farming Business.

CFRN Invitation to Romance. CKUA. Mindv Carson. KOA. 10:30 Murder Midnight.

CJCA. Recital. CBX. Your Fvont Music. CTRN.

Command Perf CKUA. Ivory Keys. CHTA Ballsnce 'n Record. KOA. New.

KSL. 10:45 Foreign Refrains CHFA. You rd KSl. 11: 00 Sports. CJCA.

CKl A. Melodic Moods CBX. News CFRN. KOA. Adagio.

CHFA. Weaher. K6L. 11. -05 Sport CFRN Command Performance.

CKUA. United Nation. KSL. 11:10 News. CJCA.

11:15 Eight Bell. CJCA. Collector Items. CBX. UN Todsv.

CFRN Eddv Howard. KO. 11:20 Record Show. CJCA Album of Music. KSL 11 30 to Strs CFRN.

Record Review. KOA. 11:3 Music Till Midnight CJCA. 11.55 News, weather. CHFA.

12:00 News. CJCA. CFRN. CKUA. Serenade to Night.

KSL. Railroad Instals Electronic Control PHILADELPHIA. APt Installation of new electronic controls which automatically halt or slow trains exceeding authorized speeds was announced Sunday by the Pennsylvania railroad. They stop a train if the eneineer has made no move to heed signals. They slow the engine to the authorized headway if the operator's response fails to coincide with a signal.

0 A 0 0 OUR BOARDING HOUSE STRICTLY PERSONAL How Do We Know Cow Is Happy? By Sydney J. Harria CHICAGO-I have long scorned the sentimentalists who observe the beasts of the field and com-1 ment on their happiness." How do they know that a pig or a cow is a happy crea- ture? Now along comes the Ohio Stat University's school of agriculture to confirm my skepticism. The so-called "contented cow." the bovine research- Nidney Harris ers say, sonality because filets. is often a neurotic per- who refuses to give milk of deep emotional con- Cows, it seems, are influenced by the social arrangements of the. herd.

Each herd has a queen cow, with intense competition for her company and affection. Those cows who are unsuccess-, ful in hobnobbing with the queen become embittered social climbers, begin to brood, and soon lose their milk productivity. These findings, st ranee as they seem, are concurred in by Dr. William E. Peterson, agriculturist I from the University of (' VOU A SICK MAN" PABfX jtT, LEMME HELP WJ S'JV UPON TI' T2'JtJ'2 BOVS FB'EpJT3 HEeATOsJ KiA5 HMCHEO AlO ASTOOMTXMG 1TJ5EA PAPS.

eOCKS'-llAASC AUTI FUL Once Awt hzo KO LAOODRY. if HA-Kl-klAr-F 0OsJ, IP l( lr TBX. Icrrno. i regional rPC t'a'ion. KOA.

Dnvr to Fbc runlet; 6) Lake ffs millet. These i rograma are mnnllM '0 Till JournaJ. Any nmuoM ar flue to latt-minut rlilntl by Iht broad -eatting ttlonv IRMMtMlfS CTCA PIOCJC. (FMI BS Mr CFPN 110 CFRN 1FM1 1'X1 Mr. KUA Ml C'K A (FMI Pal Mr CEX 11 CHFA S'0 CIOP inso KOA 8.10 KM.

1 ISO KIRO 710 Tonight's Program! 6:00 Newt CJCA. Wetrh arrt Lieten. CBX. Who tm CFRN. Candlelight.

Silver rKVA. Hirt d'fVuvret CHFA. DiiiT Dean. KOA Mvttery Theatre. KSL.

6 1 I'orM of Srort CJCA 6ummer Evening. CFRN. r.et CHf A HoUs'wood to you. KOA. I Supper fcerenme.

CCA. Thre ririua. CBX. Kl CKI'A Ppnrtl CHF A Baby Pnoot. KOA Mr rm Mrt.

Nori RSI. I 4A Muslral Slett. CHFA. Guett Night. CJCA FYankle Muter CKTJA.

tOO N. CJCA, CBX Kecnrd Review Music Hour. CKUA. Seraprun the Miter. CHTA.

Bob Hope. KOA. Life with tuigl. KM. lO Wetther Report.

CJCA. T. IS Variety Show. CJC A. Ne Roundup CBX.

Mell Melo. CHFA. Guv Lnmbirdo Leicester Souire. CBX Ftrrponj Hnuu. CffN.

On the 6ren CHFA Fibher Mollv KOA Truth or ConKanri. KSL. 6.00 cotlnH Ttrd CJCA Report from the CBX Bing CrotbT CFRN CurUln Call. CKTJA. Newt CHFA B'l Town.

KOA. Chortlleri K6L. 1 Nation Butirev CBX. Frenrh Hltt CHFA I SO Mvstere Th'ttre CJCA CBX A Lifetime Partner. (Dr.

8. R. Lvoltl. CFRN Vie btmone. CKt'A.

Band Mutie. CHFA. The Unun KF! I 4S A'feert Prat? CFRN OJir FYenrh Slip CHFA. M'vte Tirr.e. CKUA I 00 20th Centurv 6renti CJCA Fl'ldle-Joe Varra.

CBX. HH Parade CFRN. B-otdwtv CKfA Serenade In the Night CHFA. One Min Famllf KOA. Loell Thorn tt.

KSL. :1 News. KOA. Jtrk Smith. KSL.

9:30 Fun Pftrte. CJCA. Night Wine. CBX. Meet the Morgana.

CTFN. Fpotllrht on Stars CKTJA. Chamber Muttr CHFA Cavalcade of America. KOA. Club I 48 rxeurtlent In Science.

CTON. Beulth. KSL. 10.00 Net CfJCA CBX CFRN. CKTJA.

CHFA. KOA CtDitol Clot Room. KSL. 1010 Weather CBX. Organ Fantasv CHFA.

10:14 Lonesome Gil CJCA. Mitrel'tny. CBX TM Farming Buainesa. CFRN. Kttlontl CKUA.

MindT Ctrton. KOA. 10.20 Report from Pari Hill. CFRN. 10.30 Record Show.

CJCA Chortl Program. CBX. British Concert. Hall. CFRN.

mm rosb Mfa cq IBMOHtON iiHtrco If VV fa Packsaxk with recordt. 4. 4S Arthur Godfrey Time. 00 Tor Boy end Oirlt Mertpe. t.

30 Johnny at the Pieno Cenada at Work. HMtrwIat Mrhl rw 6upper Feranarie. Command Prf CKfA. Hit of the Dtv CHFA Ballane'-n Record. KOA.

Newa. KSL. 10.35 Ivory Keva. CHFA. 10:45 Foreign Retrain.

CHFA. Tou and KSL. 11:00 Srrtort CJCA. CKT'A Mlodlc MoMa. CBX.

Adelo. CHFA Nocturne CBX. New. KOA. Wether KSL 11:05 Com mar iT Perf.

CKTJA. Cnlted Nation. K5L. 11.10 New. CJCA 11:15 Eight Bl CJCA.

Nocturne. CBX. Tomm Dorsv KOA 11:20 Music Till Midnignt CJCA A. bum of Muaic. KSL.

11:30 Ne CFRN. Record Re-iw. KOA. 11:45 Nightcap. CBX.

N. Todav. CFRN 11.55 New. Weather, CBX. CHFA.

Fportt. CFRN. 12:00 New. CKUA. Serenadt to Night.

KSL. Weflneiday Morning. 8:00 New. CJCA. Meet tht Sun Half Way.

CBX. 9:05 Farm Roundup. CJCA Breakfast with Omr. CFRN. H0 Krwt.

CJCA. CFPN 8.34 Farm Roundup CJCA. Breakfast, with Omar. CFRN. Marketing Livestock.

CFPN. 7.00 Newa CJCA. CBX, CFRN, CKUA. CHFA. 7:05 Weather.

BX. pporu. CTHN. at nap Kanera. CKUA.

7:10 Road, weather. CJCA. Breakfast, with Omar. CFRN. 7:15 Keith Rich.

CJCA Breakfast club CBX. 7 30 Newa. CFRN. CKUA. CHFA 7.35 Breakfast with Omar.

CFRN. Katnap Karier. CKUA. Cleaning Time. CHFA.

7.45 Orstn Prlca. CJCA. Sport. CBX. 7:4 Keith Rich.

CJCA. 7.55 Family Worship. CRX. Sporu. CFPN.

8 00 Newa CJCA CBX, CFRN. CKUA, CHFA. 8 10 Weather. CBX 8:15 Keith Rich CJCA The Farlyblrd. CBX.

Breakfast with Omr CFRN. Katnap Kapera. CKUA Morning Devotion. CHFA. 8 Lovelv Refrains.

CHTA. 8.45 Anvthing Goes. CBX Opening Market. CFRN. 8 a.0 Ken Griffin.

CFRN. 8 a 5 Newa CJCA. CKUA. CHFA. 9.00 Pick the Hit.

CJCA. Newt. CBX. Man in the House CFRN. At the Organ.

CKUA. Club Alouette CHFA 8:15 Aunt Lucv CJCA. CBX. Concert Corn CKUA 30 Laura Limited. CJCA.

CBX. 9 45 Let'a Start an Argument, CJCA. Helm Jackman. CBX Music for Modern. CKUA.

Signal. CBX. 10:00 Newa CJCA. CKUA. CHFA.

Morning Devotion. CBX. Dorothy Dougla. CFRN. in OS Rirlm' the Range.

CJCA 10:15 Strike It Rich. CJCA. CBX. Personality Time. CFRN.

Bulletin Board. CKUA. Get Your MAIL ORDER who is heading a co-operative pas ture study on the subject. Oysters, perhaps, have no personality problems. But as we go higher in the scale of living things, we are learning that the other vertebrates also share to a limited extent in the perplexities of the rational animal.

i Cows cannot think, but they can feel. They have no self -con- i sciousness. as we have; but, even lacking this insight, their milk supply dries up when things to wrong. Ukewise. I have no doubt that some of the bawin I've bern served lately came from frustrated pigs.

Horses have temperamental problems of ther own. as every trainer knows. Dogs can become as neurotic as operatic tenors. I even read recently of some tropical fish who became seasick while being transported in a tank across the Atlantic. The silliest attitude a human being can take is to envy the lower forms of animal life who are thought to possess a specious "happiness." An oyster is barely alive: and to wish for this kind of "happiness" is really a concealed desire for death.

It is only3 our ignorance of them that makes the other animals seem blissful. JUSTICE DUFFY DIES DUBLIN. (APi Justice Gavan Duffy. 69. president of the Republic of Ireland's high court, died Sunday.

Duffy was one of two surviving signers of the Anglo- 1 Irish treaty of 1921. which led to establishment of the republic. He served as foreign affairs min- i ister in the first, government set uo under the treaty. This week I saw a summer cot- 1 tage which a bear had investi-; gated. The owners had spent the weekend there, probably leaving an opened tin of jam or a package of bacon or some such treasure to reek through the key holes and door-cracks for the nose of the explorer.

The bear had simply torn the screen, smashed a window pane, rearhed in and yanked the window, frame and all. out on fo the ground: and then entered the cabin. Pomeo style. he had huffed and puffed, knocked everything off the kitchen shelves, pulled some red curtains off the front windows, batted a red ornamental jug off the Welsh dresser, chewed a red cushion to shreds, and scratched a large red calendar showing His Maiesty the King in field marshal" rig. off the wall.

This beai was excited by red. He did a good job of vandalism, pushing all the chairs and settees out of place. Instead of going out through the same smashed window he came in by. he chose another window, smashed it. pulled it inside the room and then burst out the screen.

Bears are at one and the same time the most secretive and the most stupidly daring of all animals. They have to be secretive to have survived as they have against an the hunters and trappers of the past half century, in which the high power repeating but it :20 Twn Patrol. 3S Farm Front. 40 Yawn Ptrol. -AV New 7 00 Pinto Pete.

7 1S Breakfajit Club. T.4ODning Grain Pricet 7 4ft Ym PtroL no Newt 10 Sport is Ytwn Patrol. 8 59 Newa. 8:00 Morning Meditition. IS Tawn Patrol 9.30 Laur Limi'd 9 45 Milt Herth Trio.

9 S4 Barry nd Betty. 9 sa Time Signal. 10 no Club Calendar. 101S Happy fang. 19.48 Invitation to th Walt.

11 00 Kindergarten of he Air. 11-1 A New. 11 .20 Lean Back and Linen 11 :80 Music in th Morgan Manner. 11 Fleet a Time. 10:25 Decorating School.

CFRN. 10.30 Concert Voraiius CFRN. HdU Hour Holidav. CKl A Mine of Information. CHFA.

10.45 Mulcal Kitchen. CJCA. Invitation to the Wtlu. CEX. In the Women World.

CTRH. For You Ldle. CHFA. 11:00 New. CJCA.

Tunes of the West. CBX. Haven and Home CFPN title While vou Work. CKTJA. Flher Hour.

CHFA. 11:05 Club CJCA 11 -15 Front Ptge Farrell. CJCA. Timely Tunes. CBX.

11:30 Road of Life. CJCA. CBX. Dstl Dltrv. CFRN.

11:45 Big Sister CJCA. CBX Noontime Variety CFPN. 11:53 Barry and Betty. CFRNV Wedne8cJay Afternoon 12:00 Grain Prlree. CCA.

New. CBX. CKUA. 12:05 New. CJCA.

12:10 Black and Whit. CJCA. Weather. CBX 13:15 Farm Show CJCA. Tarmcaat.

CBX feinun Sam. CFRN. Sport CKUA. Newa CHFA. 12:20 On the Firm Front.

CFRN. 12:30 Newt. CJCA. CFRN. Albert Farm News.

CKUA. Road Report. CHFA 12:35 Farm CHFA. One Man't Viewpoint. CJCA.

12.45 Sport. CJCA. CFRN Smilev Burnette. CBX. Farm nd Home.

CKUA 1:00 Life ran be Beautiful. CJCA. CBX Term Service Interlude CFRN. Music Lovers' Corner. CKUA.

Security Hour. CHFA. 1:10 Marketa CFRN 1:18 Ma Perkint CJCA, CPX Concert Favorites CFPN 1 30 Pepper Young CJCA. CBX. 1 45 Right to Happtnes.

CJCA. CBX 1 55 e-a. CFRN. 2:00 Backatage Wife. CJCA "Record at.

Random. CBX When a Girl Marries CFRN. Matinee Musical. CKCA. Music to Please.

CHFA. 2.15 Console Caners. CJCA Portia Faces Life CTRN. Bert Tavlor. CJCA.

Divertimento. CBX Betty and Boh. CFPN. Happy Russell. CKUA.

2:45 Music Program. CJCA. Slimmer Picnic CBX Tea Time Tunes. CFRN. 50 Nyrs CJCA.

2:58 Women Talk and Commentary. CBX. 8:00 Brave Vorage. CJCA. CBX.

Lindt't First Love. CTRN. Recipe for Happiness. CKUA. 3:05 Song of Paria.

CHFA. 8:16 Young Wldder Brown. CJCA. Don Messer. CBX.

Marv Foster. CFRN. 8:30 Shirley Speaking CJCA. Alberta Memo. CBX.

Honevmoon in Hollywood. CFRN. Record Album. CKUA 3:45 Barry and Bettr CJCA. To the til.

CHFA. 4.O0 Prairie Song Corral CJCA. Jlmmie Shields. CBX. Beulah.

CFRN. News. CKUA. Kocla' Activities. CHFA a o.

I Amount EXHIBITION ASS'N. ttti't the ne rifle has vastly multiplied tht chances against anything large and wild surviving. In the sama era, the gas engine and latterly the outboard engine, have facilitated fast and far. travel ifi the wilds by ever-mounting armte of hunters and trappers. But th black bear still survives in swampi and remote wilderness regions.

From these, he sorties out no and again tt play hooligan with" the cabins, shanties and cook houses of his lordly persecutor. The JONESES Pnrr)nn Jon 'ost 'v "if halls jesferday. He's renlenlh-inl hit tFipnly at CLEGG-CA5E 10! IS mi tre A Gfffi 1, "Dishes ii ii wi a i i Just soot? NO WASH. VEL makes even pots NO WIPE. NO SCUM everything and pans gleam Vishes TICKETS NOW! ffEDMONTOH R0DE0y Just soak dishea tvo minutes in VEL iudj.

VEL's Lift-tnd-loosen action doei the washing cuts through grease in a jiffy. FOR THI KG $1.00 i $1.25 N. I Amount o. i Amoont ii I Jt I. i 's GRANDSTAND StATS A quick VEL makes every food particle nne away like magic.

Just a quick swish as you rinse. Diihei Gleam without Wiping Presto! No streaks or spots no soapy scum. Tonight let VEL wash your dishes. Mild jiffy-wash VEL leaves your hands I 'II I if I TIES. June 19 .1 I Ii I II I i ED.

fnnr ,1 I II I II I II 1 THI "5. -one 31 I I II I il I rU. June il I ii 1 li I ii i i ii SAT. 23 II 1 ii I II I "I I SAT. II I II I il I soft, white, lovely CZA 5 rt im.

V5 VEL Keep Lingerie) Sheer-New Looking SHOW STARTS NIGHTLY, 7:15 p.m. A Just a gentle dip in mild suds and your sheerest, most breathtaking lingerie rinses clean iii and clear. Even delicate nssh- tertf if the Cc flay. Lzrr: t- mi far aeutl dctef gest- tones keep their natural, fresh look. MAIL YOUR TICKET ORDERS TO THE WORK MONEY t3fcla itJ I "JIFFYeWASH" VEL SAVES TIME.