The San Bernardino County Sun from San Bernardino, California • Page 4

I I EXTRAORDINARY BARGAIN Head carefully, rennmlier 1 Wednesday, 17th $1.00 and 75c Men's Fancy Shirts, excellent make with two collars to match, M)iin- with two collars and a pair of cnll-i to match. Full length ami long sleeves. Wednesday and Wednca-day only. 55c Friday, the 19th 35c and 25c Ladies' Fancy Hose, lace effect all through. Ahsolulcly fast black, double sole, heels und toe.

Friday and Friday only. 16c per pair lC ilatf-H, rest- and do the Thursday, 18th 12 l-2c French l'ercules, DC inches wide. TA) heautifnl designs to choose from. Not moro than 12 yards to a customer. Thursday and Thursday only.

8c Per Yard Saturday, 20th 75c Taffetas and Satins; excellent quality, soft finish, warranted not to break or fray. The riht material for a waist or hkirt. Saturday and Saturday only. 48 per Yard STKKHT 1'hoiic Black 41 WEE Our magnificent Hue of YViishgnods is too Well known all over town to need any praise, hut wo would ad vise you to choose now. The loveliest patterns very naturally sells the quickest and those are just he ones.

lew York 41 TIIIUI) San Bernardino TME FAMOUS Olga Nethersole $2.50 Shoe TOR WOMEN, FotMMnt tlio mnrlt of porfmt aly In, fit, Comfort and durability. No (making In iicrnHHdrjf-iniiilo tn cnnfimn ti tits linix of tli fix. Bcil Tfiry llnxihliii Kill utiick tlmt lnoft an a gIoe, jot WiMira Ilk Iroo. KicoU any (.1.00 tlioo fur uroar and comfort. Na rtirmiDiKlil wltli tlpnf rnitno, mnUiim mlftitdil.

Vtthn(t tlin wlilih nf aiirer yuurtor. Usdluui Lovi and erj atluii fur Iioum nil NlriMtt whmx. a IA Manufactured by tht Rock Island Shot Rock Uland, aad aold ticluslvely la thU city by BOGE QALA TIME 1 The San Bernardino Merchants' i FREE STREET FAIR I Carnival and Floral Parade In Conjunction Therewith will lli, 'JMli Agricultural Pistrict Fair. COMMENCES CONCLUDES ZZ. Scores of Display Huot'm, (l and Coronation of n.

lllg Mll-ZZ itary Hand in Daily Concerts, ln i and Court of Marie ntolnette Days. Dally I'l ee Vaildex Shows before the tpiecii and Court. riv Pageants mid Floral Pillules Main Streets of City rally deo-orated and brilliantly lli'bted Midway of Sti ller Attrai tloim. in eluding the Miniature ltailwiiv, German YlUai-e and Carrousal, the Maid of the Moon, the Hlogiaph. the Haunted S'Mng, the Aus trallan Snake Man, the Kb Hi Continuous Vaudeville Show, the phistiiie 1'osers, the Coontown 4'0 Cake Walkers, Iji LlBta, Fire grr Dancer, etc.

There will be Haby Shows, Habv Coach Parades. Firemen's Tournn rnent, mid other big events fo numerous to mention. An uneipialled Agricultural Fair with products of all kinds on dla-play, and a Live Stork Parail" one day. Don't miss this depart inent. No admission.

Premium List on application to Secretary IX The Shoe Man 3 2 Cbe San Bernarlrtno Sail Sun. 3 cellcnt romedv." Mr. T. K. Houseman TUESDAY, MAY 14 Pa.

Owl Drug Store. 3' The California Mercantile Company SATURDAY, MAY 18 3 "nUmd Is shipping strained honey V3i east In tank cars. ZpZ J. Gilbert, San Hernardlno. In premiums.

Open to all. I Grand Stand Sensnti Hooks, t.iiisferrable, (bin Dollar oneh. ZZ G.A.WETZEL'S Central Meat Market Thirl Street, next Furinen hxchaue Hank. All kinds of Fresh anl Suit Meats, Sausages, etc. Everything pure, clean and of the hest quality.

Orders delivered promptly TELKPIIONK RED 05 Read theDailySun REX AGAIN Ihtil! ilfst I'riiif tli'sw ari'i SnlijiTtH. Op-eting. Mai: Rex, Hih of IJ'Tiloo, iiii'-l'iii of All Fun-Makers I'rirnc of Whales, ami other titles 1 am Willing to Let Slide) Have Been exerclsim; the Royal Tliirik -tank on the 1 1 1 iil.niin iuestiuri of Court What wouhl a kins; without barking lif? Answer nil'. Aye, what would four kings without hacking be? 1, jour Uoyal Highness, shall hava a court if I go hungry the rest of the season. it.

therefore deeped that my following Immediate Hhall consist of the lollowing High born ladles and nobles, to-wit: It in hereby decreed, that Sir Robert llimion I'araette, he who sorteth the festive Hiiud and selleth the fragrant onion to unsuspecting customers, ho raised from his humble station and henceforth serve as Master of Hounds of the Royal Court And I further decree that Sir Claude Hennepin Allison called by the profane, Mike he who wrestb'tli with anything from a football to a red hot stove with equal success, shall be exalted to the sublime height of Lord High Chancellor. It. Is hereby decreed that Sir William Henrietta I lean, he who selleth the Intoxicating Frijoles and divers other things, Is from now henceforth dubbed and exalted to the High Olllce of Dowager Queen. And it is further decreed, that Sir William Nesbit Ferris, he who is already exalted above most of tils fellows, and who eondescendeth to serve them with the delicious bon-bon, shal serve as Court Jester. And It is decreed further, that Sir Albert I Hand.mi (iazolo, he who Juggle! Ii he festive monkey wrench so dex leroiisly and incidentally disposeth of a gas engine occasionally, shall serve as a laily of the King's Court.

And it is further decreed that Sir Orrln Patricia Sloat, he who wearetli the brass buttons and commandeth th3 rag time band, commonly known as Kumpany K. shall serve also as a lady of the Royal Court. And be It further decreed that Sir Jonahs Samantha Wood, he who oft times maketh the heart of the lover glad by the furnishing of the necessary scroll, Is henceforth to be accorded the DO YOU BELIEVE IN SIGNS? If you do, you should call on F. A. Conkllng.

the only strictly upto-date sign painter in the city. Sign, banners and show cards of every description. Hlghgrade work. Reasonable prices. White House building, street Trouble-makers make themselves more trouble, as a general thing, than they do others.

A PKHP MYSTERY. It Is a mystery why womon endure sleeplessness, melancholy, fainting and dizzy spels when thousands have proved that Electric bitters will quick ly euro such troubles. "I suffered for years with kidney troubles," writes Mrs. Phoebe Cberley, of Peterson, "and a lame back pained me so I could not dress myself, but Electric Hitters wholly enred me, and, although 73 years old, I now am able to do all my housework." It overcomes constipation. Improves appetite, gives perfect health.

Only 50c at Towne Ln nib's drug storo. The Ran Francisco loundmaster la-socd a runaway horse which was diag-glng a small boy at the end of a rope. "URt winter I was confined to my bed with a very bad cold on my lungs. Nothing gave mo relief. Finally my wife bought a bottle of One Minute Cough Cure that effected a speedy cure.

I cannot speak too highly of that ex A MINISTER'S MISTAKE. A city mlnlnter wm recently handed aotii to lie resd fretn the pulpit. Aecetn-punting It clipping fmm ow PNr N-srlpf nr'n lb mitter. The rlerrymsn itsrted to rd the Mtrrt nd on nd that It Wn: Take Ketnp'a HnUnm. the beat conch rore." Thla hardly what he had eircted, and after a moment's hesitation, he tnmed It over, and fonnd on the other aide the mattr Bitended for the readln-.

8 will Invest In a street sweeping machine. PHE DIDN'T WEAR A MASK. Rut her beauty was completely hidden by sores, blotches and pimples un til she used Rucklen's Arnica Salve. Then they vanished as well as ail e-ruptlons, fever sores, b.Vls. ulcers, car bnnrles and felons from Its use.

Infallible for cuts, corns, burns, scalds nnd plies Cure guaranteed. 25c at Towne A 1-amb's. The twwr tuaDafactared tb IU IXrfo Hrrwlnc Company, Is om drttit at th Ptewaxt bar. at the 8t Charlei Aonei bar. at tha CapttoL at th Hwvn-tlon, at the Hallway Uirhangv, at the O.

and at the Omra to. tu HXM tooi TrmerBU kay to be aola at oae la carload lots retail, Adolpb Johsano, MO Third mrrrt PROCLAIMS fen-nee due to a Lady of the Court. he it further decreed that 1 1 1 1 1 1 ii fJerievieve liatchelor, he who i a pi the whisker, also any stray a arts there may be thereon from tht? I. lie of the unregencrate heathen, be and Is appointed Lady of the Court. It is hereby decreed that Sir William Christopher Benjamin Franklin N'olsor, whose surname is "Hill," and who tar-rii th with us but for a time, being of a tribe not of San Herdoo, shall, as an inducement to stay with us longer, be constituted a Gentleman of the Royal Court.

And he II. further decreed that my noble subject. Sir Lewis Wolff, he who off upon the chariot of our bt loved San Herdoo, even the hose wagon, and whos.j deeds of prowess in the subduing of the fiery fiend are legion, shall also be honored as a Gentleman ol the Royal Court. And it is further decreed that Sir Ed lardo Allamarina Hale, he who pas- se'h the fragrant Hanana filler to the common herd at so much per pass, shall serve as a Gentleman of the Roya! Court. And it is further decreed, that Sir Royal Joblots Armstrong, he who keep-eth the destinies of the Santa Fe within his sacred possession, and furnlsheth the scroll which permitteth us to be wafted as the wind from here to Del-rosa, and other of our great nietropo Uses, he recognized as a Gentleman the Court These personages will be given divers powers and privileges, and so that thev may properly perform the functions of office.

At a later period in my riotous career your King, will appoint sundry dukes, princes, knights, ealrs and other members of modern society of this burgh, to take command of divisions in my royal Carnival parade on carnival night. Under tear of the knout or bowstring thee lefuse to serve when called upon. Tlu High and Mighty order of Decoltaj Mumps will be thrust upon all whr. obey my commands and appear carnl val night. Given this Sixteenth day of the Fourth Moon of the Twentieth Centu-iy Year, at our Game-Keeper's Lodge, through Sir Gasletts Woodling, Prime Minister, Duke of Meterland and Princo of Hadlighta, for MAC REX.

Street Fair Palace. QUESTION ANSWERED. Yes, August Flower still haa the largest sale of any medicine la the civilized world. Your mothers' and grand mothers' never thought of "using anything else for Indigestion or Bilious ness. Doctors were scarce, and they seldom heard of Appendicitis, Nervous prostration or Heart failure, etc They used August Flower to clean out the system and stop fermentation of undigested food, regulate the action of the liver, stimulate the nervous and organic action of the system, and that la all they took when feeling dull and bad with headaches and other aches.

You only need a few doses of Green August Flower, in liquid form, to make you satisfied there is nothing serious the matter with you. Get Green's Prlzo Almanac. SOCIETY An enjoyable surprise party was given Robert Roddick on Saturday night at the residence of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. James Roddick of Highland.

The evening was spent In games and vocal music, and at a late hour delicious re-lreshments were served. Those present were: Mr. and Mrs. James Roddick, Mrs. Thomas Varlcy, Mrs.

S. O. Smith, Mrs. Burke, Miss Liva Irving, Miss Norah Harmon, Miss Oracle Palmer, Miss Emma Palmer, Mi3s Mabel Richards, Mhss Cora Varley, Miss Jennie Roddick. Miss Annabel Richards.

Miss Millie Varlcy. Miss Barbara Roddick, Miss Emma Uurke. Messrs. duy Varley, Darrell Varley, Albert Richards, Elvln Patterson, Geo. Roddick, Logan Roddick, Wilie Cunningham, Robert Roddick.

Herb Richards, Mr. Palmer. Giiirge Palmer, Mr. Sharpshire, Harry MiDonald. George Roddick.

THE REST REMEDY FOR RHEUMATISM. Quick Relief From Pain. All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism are dellghtel with the quick relief from pain which It affords. When speaking of thla Mr. D.

N. Sinks, of Troy, Ohio, says: "Some time ago I had a severe attack of rheumatism ln my arm and shoulder I tried numerous remedies but got no relief until I was recommended by Messrs. Geo. F. Parsons druggists of this place, to try Chamberlain's Pain Dalm.

They recommended It so highly that I bought a bottle, I was soon relieved of nil pain. I have since recommended this liniment to teveral ormy friends, who agree with me that It is the best remedy for muscular rffeu matlsiy In the market" For sale oy all druggists. John Snover of Santa Ana has a bay pacer for which he has been offered Sacramento Is about to pave Its streets under the provisions of the new street Improvement act CUKE YOURSELF! I II. 4i iiMmt'M, It. tirr-.

miUtt.ni irritation ul 'isjin-tt mmm ia lowii't tI III ntrUi IT At. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 1901. COHN IjJLllL Our Entire Stock of Ladies' Tailor Made Suits to be sacrificed. Every one made of strictly all wool material and the make above criticism. We can save you from $4.00 to $8.00 On each Suit from the Regular Price.

Street, opp. Court IN MEMORIAM. The many friends of Mrs. E. Waite havo been making anxious inquiries for several days as her critical condition told of the struggle that was going on to save her life and retain her to her family and friends, and many were the prayers that went up that she might be spared to those who loved her.

Saturday they were quite hopo-tul but Sunday she began to fail moro swiftly and at 12:30 Sunday night the end came and she quietly breathed her last Mrs. Waite was an active member o' St. John's Episcopal church and a leader in all good works of the Guild, of which she was a devoted member. She was an active worker in the interest of the best church music and for months officiated as organist, and when the surpliced chior was organized she took the position of leading soprano, her clear, well cultured voice that has so often delighted her friends at social gatherings proving of great value at the head of the choir. Loss will be deeply felt not only by her husband and son Paul, but ln the church for whose good she so loved to work, and also by a vSry large circle of friends.

Her sister, Mrs. Hattie Ketchum, came from San Francisco a week ago. and remained by her bedside almost constantly until the sad came, and even a beloved sister could do no more. Mrs. Waite was a native of Minn esota, where she married E.

R. Waite ln 1883 and the next year they moved to California, first stopping at Banning and coming on to this city ln 1885. She was 39 years old, and leaves a husband and one child, a boy of eight years. The funeral wll take place from her late home No. G58 North street, at 2 clock tb'" afternoon, uev.

u. w. n. Stocking, of St John's church. no A TESTIMONIAL ht ENO- "I consider Remedy the best ln the world for bron chitis," says Mr.

wmiam savory, oi Warrington, England. "It haa saved mv wife's life, she havlne been a mar tyr to bronchitis for over six yean, be ing most of the time connnea to uer bed. She is now quite well." Sold by all druggists. A. Q.

Munn has again assumed control of the San Jacinto Register. Suisun will install a waterworks meter system. "I have been troubled with Indigestion for 10 years, have tried many things and spent much money to no purpose until I tried Kodol Dyapepsia Cure. I have taken two bottles and gotten more relief from them than all other me Hclnes taken. I feel mar? like a boy than I have felt in 20 years." Anderson Rlggs of Sunny Lane Tex.

Thousands have testified as did Mr. Lane. Owl Drug Store. Fruitvale citizens complain of a pan? of bunco men, who run gambling games on Sunday. BEST FOR THE No matter what alia yon.

headache a cancer, yon will never ret well nntll your bowels are pot rbjrht CASOARET8 help nature, care yon wUhoot a gripe cf pain, produce esay, nataral movements, iata yoo Jiut 10 eenta to start irttln ronr health back. CASCARETS Candy Cathartic, the (rennlne, put up In metaJ tnr, every tablet haa C. O. stamped IVwar of Imitations. Two glass factories ln San Francisco consume 1000 barrels of California crude oil every 24 hours.

OLD SOLDIER'S EXPERIENCE. M. M. Austin, a civil war veteran cf Winchester. writes: "My wife was sick a long time In spite of good doctor's treatment, but was wholly cured by Dr.

King's New Life Pile, which worked wonders for her health." They always do. Try them. Only 25c at Towne ft Lamb's drug store. T. Jordan AaAl brand of Cutlerv is Intended for thewlse and sensible only, I o- House, San Bernardino.

Money to Loan s. DRAPER, dtewart Eotol BUk. Baa BmartlM. Don't Go it Biind In selecting liquors lor home com-sumption; be sure of their flavor, quality, purity and fairness of prlot before ordering ln a nutshell, be sun of the reliability of the liquor mer- cuua wuu supplies you. we cnai lenge comparison as to the exoallenee of our stock; the value for value of our prices.

We are sole agents for Anhower Buach, Lemps and Maler ft ZobeUa brewery bottled beers. Kentucky Taylor, Jesse Moore and Hunter's Baltimore Rye Whiskies. Wines, Brandies, Cordials, Bitters, ete, INGERSOLL ESLER San Bernardino, Cal. SAVES WORK Why don't you let our machinery save your bones? Why don't you take advan. tage of our improved equipment for keeping your clothes clean without labor? The man should be interested in saving, wear and tear on clothes.

The woman should be interested in saving wear on the back and muscles. Mnn llerdo Kleiini Laundry ff fTf ffffff ft FRENCH CHOP HOUSE D. DEDACK. Proprietor. Btreet, Near Thlrt I'arlora for ladles entirely Kitted and refarnlaaed.

Opea day and night Oysters la any rtylc. Gam aad laa la sc- San Francisco street cars must par a license tax of S50 each. Six hundred and forty-seven cars are operated ther WOOD AND SAWDUST. We have a lanrs snnnlv nf rwi wm on hand; also saw dust for none bed aing or rueL Telephone order to as at our expense. Brookings Lumber ft Box Co.

Jem we "AA" whiskey la aard at II the principal hospital ta the United Sutea? Why la let mProu" and bold near MIlo. Tulare eotintv Th ln daylight and raid chicken coops..