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laws THE BEE DANVILLE VA MONDAY SEPTEMBER 12 1927 OUR Scoop's Colyum Ml carefully plans that fits' home A mar ls Mr Macklyn there and rich of battle 0 SAINT INNER if It 0 WHAT OTHERS SAY '4 other Successful Men Of Today on i 1 tears making her voice trem "I suppose he I Kaufman It Pays to Buy Our near the end of the very now? he asked ex I cio rod and atab the A 1 the the her her their Court that ev go Mtresollnl has been on the Job sev eral years now and that old tower at Plea hasn't been straightened yeti When young sented to him the Pope told very young for Mayor Walker New York has been having a milk graft Investigation It seems some of the politlcans were getting the cream left before noon for the Bay estate of the Cran that the big house would habitable when the family late that afternoon Other the auto Speaking of juries some of then could be hung and you'd never mips Blaming modern jazz on the Jelly fish tendencies of men may be but some of the credit for the holds you see on a modern dance must go to the monkey over financial marriage reporters Ingenuity would whom It ed rct be resumed right away But It must not be aban tte lyrchers are behind the bars living witnesses to the fact is mgtty ard shall pre Bv ANNE AUSTIN (Copyright 1927 A) ONE PIECE MISSING ARMER SHOCK ABSORBERS HAPPY YOUNG OCTOPUSES In a long luxurious for limouslne between Mr Rufus Worrell Crandall photographers lined up side of the doorway of Avenue house succeeded the Crandalls father A man eluded thirty policemen in a department store An argument there for women police Women al ways were the only ones who could find anything In a deprtment store How Lindbergh Did It (James oley) Vile udder folks talkin' how ban gettln' ready Purty soon but now now By ylmmlny Lindbergh He yumped up an' vaded Right out In the air by ylngo he made It Worsted Tex meets the re quirements for the smart con servative It possesses fine ness a dignity Truly a gentle suit He come from the Vest he come purty darn kvlck An' he yumped In the cockpit pull on a stick An' before all dem fallers Could say any vord He vas up In the air An' he vent off like a bird Coleman Dalton says you are not wholly bad if little children and dogs like you bat P1U from child Know one important fact No longer is it necessary to pay $60 to $70 for a fine suit of clothes Vile all of dem fallers Vas on shore By ylmmlny Lindbergh He valted no more He lift up his nose he lift up a vlng he yumped In the air he made It by ylng Mayor Thompson of Chicago has undertaken to find the Republican party a nominee for the presidency Won't there be trembling In Buck ingham palace now! 34000 That Is the bitterest of all to wear the yoke of our own wrong George Eliot Girls look short In knickers but Gladys says men look longer Abe Rosenberg the deceased pawn broker Insisted upon having his test ing acid and his magnifying glass burled with him Evidently he wants to be sure that his golden harp ana his crown of jewels are genuine An Interview that Vee Vee'has been dreading takes place in the next chapter And to round off 'he ye: re again' I never thougat the could be so beaut fuT i aun now I wan' D' have changed COPYRIGHT 1927 by NEA Service an inspiring thing promising the ultimate of happiness joy But to the poet it is always tragic Which one won rubllihed Every Week Day Afternoon SORER A JAMES JR Owner and Publisher Big Blueberry Crop Is Money or Indians TOWER Minn Sept 9 One of tho best blueberry crops In many years Is enabling Indians in this region to cope with a threatened hardship be cause of a light wild rice crop Over 1000 miles of shore line of Lake Vermillion harbors choice patches of berries which are acces sible to the Indians and after caringfor their own needs the Indians tire selling the berries to tourists and resorters finding such a ready mar ket that they usually are able to dispose of a day's pick while en route home by canoe Bless the Old Lady! A young girl who has passed examinations brilliantly said to mother? Mother I've made great progress in my studies However I should like to complete them by taking up psy chology philosophy physiology pale ography a minute my daughter I ve arranged for you to take a course in soupology saladology roastology and bakeology and to begin put on your apron roll up your sleeves and peel these sweet Albert Hall kisses seem to be taken for granted nowadays At least they are taken and usually granted The post office clock has a fine set of new batteries and Is running again Nothing like naving goou terles to keep as Uncle doozer will testify Today By Authur Bribane A YOUNG MAN IN ROME I his only reference to the jiornlng long tournament of wits against money and Influence Vee Vee learned from conversation between her that tie housekeeper half a dozen maids two footmen the chef and two under cooks had Manhasset dalls and be at least reached it servants were being sent on from ployment bureaus and the remain ing servants In the Pars Avenue house would Journey to Long Island as soon as the town house could be put In order for closing Boames the butler would of course be In the country house by the time dinner was served When she returned to her room she found that her maid had packed her clothes and was ready for the trip to Long Island And at 3 she was seated elgn made and Mrs Newspaper on either the Park In snapping mother and "daughter" as they step ped out to enter the limousine drawn up to the curb When two and a half er they reached the summer home Voe Vee felt that the gates of the Cran dall estate were the gates of a pri son and that not even by good be havior could she succeed in winning a commutation of sentence There was one consolation how ever There would be as In every prison Aunt lora and Jerry would come They should receive her special de livery letters that night they might even be able to come the next Sunday Dear Jerry! How he would beam and chuckle at the success of plan! How boyishly Impress ed he would be with this lovely coun try place Dear Jerry! But her very 'first caller was not Jerry Macklyn Her first "visitors' brought the last person in the world she wanted to see the person i she had hoped never to see again But she might have known trat ne would not be forced out of the pic ture so easily The Schuyler Smythes of this world are not sensitive else they would not be Schuyler Smythes (To Be Continued) Sept Combined When Cherry free forever from Chris Wiley walked out of the court room with her lawyer Stephen Churchill she asked rather nervouslywhat his bill for legal services in connection with the divorca would be said It would be two hundred dollars because Chris was contesting the case and you would have to rep resent me in his counter suit came to trial" she reminded him'I've been saving toward it "My charges are exactly and Churchill formed a large circle by joining his forefinger and thumbThe divorce is a present to you "fromJudge Grimshaw and myself Cherry T'm glad It was made easy for you Put your savings in the bank for a And so it was a Jubilant lignt ij hearted Cherry who rushed home to4 her sister and her child She found them together in her own room aith bending over the crib holding the i warm filled bottle ol milk so that Hope's little hungry mouth could draw upon it contentedly "I'm free aith Im Cherry chanted rapturously she flung hei arms about her sister "Oh sorry!" she crooned contritely as the 4 baby walled a shrill protest rt the i sharp joggling of the bottle 'H pe my daughter" she cried softly bend 4 sing over the crib and touching the delicate rosy little cheeks with re i' erent fingety all mine now Meet your combination mother end father Miss Cherrv Lane! Sounds i lunnv and a little scandalous It aith?" she laughed up at her sister her eyes wet with sudden tears I When she had finished her excited exclamatory account aith sat quite iJ still in the corner the big couchJ to which Cherrv had dragged her 5 you pleased 4 Cherry demanded Impatiently "Are vou glad I'm happy for a moment? i I've had such an awful awful time What a ye quite a year 'm i ntrtm A Thought My punishment is greater than can bear Gen 1:13 BRIGHT STREET CAR DAYS (rom the Boston Herald It teems a little like reaching the millennium at one bound to learn that street cars within a year are to be "Infected with Art and the Beautl tul so that strap hanging will have as much cultural value as a tour of tha great art galleries of Europe Yes street cars If we can trust the enthuslas tic announcement of the projectors of the coming convention of the Amer i lean Electric Railway association of Cleveland are soon to emulate In I gorgeousness coat of divers hues There will be cars painted like the rainbow like tne kaleidoscope painted in college colors me crimson of Harvard the blue of Yale the tiger stripes of Princeton We" read that linoleum Is to cover the car floors and rubbing our eyes to make sure that we we aright we are confronted with the still more amazing promise that I I "the finest velvet are to be used for upholstery" Nothing Is said about the straps but to be In keeping with the rest of the furnishing of the cars they should be of Russia leather at least perhaps with rhinestone bosses LYNCHERS ARE MERE MURDERERS (Roanoke Times) i Raymond slayers must be laughing in their sleeves The negro was lynched ot Wytheville months ago and those who took part In the affair continue 105 defy the commonwealth to identify and fasten the crime upon them loyd Willard Wythe county farmer was Indicted by the special jury returning a verdict In his favor ten minutes after the case was given to It The speed with which the verdict waa returned would Indicate that there was no doubt at all In the minds of the Jurors that the common all IdllC air VAJ Il 1 red Ooverrmeut He said dis here Vas purty darn dull So Tie yump In his ship he vave an' say: he fly to the North the East don't drop An' he made It to Paris By ylng In one hop! Ay lak dis man Lindbergh A dandy fine kid Ay lak him by ylngo Ay lak what he did Vile dem fallers Yust valted and valted Dis Lindbergh he yumped up By ylngo made It Lawyer: "Why do you want a sep aration from your wife? youi relations Tired Business Man: are but hers are perfectly horrid" 00 New Song Hit "She Was Only a Poor Telephone Girl but She Kept Plugging Good business Judgment: Marrying a girl with curly hair to avoid the permanent cost of the wave Lawyer: "You want a divorce on the grounds of Insanity Are you sure your husband Is Woman: "Well It he Isn't now live with him until he Is so get the papers Among the strange things In this world are bald barbers skinny cooks and lazy married men Sounds ishy Two men went fishing One was quite new to the game and when he hooked a small trout lie wound It in until It was rod "What do cltedly "Climb your Tit Bits is Its clrtied The Times for one Is unwilling to accept this construc It Is unwilling to admit that this stigma shall remain on the name of Wythe county The hunt for Raymond pirdt lynchers must go on: It need not be pur sued openly dored until that truth foot "A man never A wno conducted the proeeeutlon They simply did not have the evidence whten to secure a conviction Apparently the lynching Investigation is ended Apparently there nothing more that can be done Apparently the law has been thwarted 0 Yours You are worth $27350000 in your own right 'The millions are in gold' the hundred thousands in silver It is in the safest place in the so safe alas that not even you can probably ever obtain it But it is yours nevertheless your heritage from all time and a part of your immutable birthright 71a nnt hnnef neighbors amount in mother jpf its waters inhabitant Men may talk of many things in this crowded and turbulent twentieth century but when they sing they choose one ancient topic It is love This was demonstrated when the great ma jority of songs submitted to the Associated Glee clubs of Ameri ca in a recent contest chose love as their motif Even the songs of home and mother were outnumbered two to one In accordance with oldest tradition the songs of love were sorrowful They told of broken hearts of affection unrequit ed Thus they raise anew an ancient question In romantic story and in the imagination of the average man love is a beautiful and and rtlers is riirht the man who loves and finds happiness therein or the poet who regards love from a distance and sees only its anguish? Logic would seem to favor the lover who is too frank ly happy to find time to analyze his emotions Poets should stop weeping All things are distorted when viewed through eyes suffused with tears you are sim no oetier ujljl uiui vulu Each one of them man woman and child has a like keeping The treasure house is in the sea that old mvsterv The gold and silver held in suspension in would provide $27000000 in gold for every human of the earth and $350000 in silver This estimate is made by a man of science Prof A Berget of rance He has some other interesting things to disclose as well The salt in the sea for instance if spread out evenly over the entire surface of the globe would cover it 150 feet deep Thus all buildings under 15 stories high would be buried The continent of Europe could be made three times over out of salt with its Balkan Pyrenees and Alps mountain ranges Most of us will fear that salt would have lost' its savor in such a deluge The gold and silver too be of much avail if everyone were equally supplied But if the thought of your share of the riches which time has stored in the high seas the aquatic No region gives you joy then indulge it to the full But don't let the wealth go to your head And remem ber that although the riches of the sea may never be yours the fertile smiling land may still be forced to yield its faithful bounty to your industry DRAKES BRANCH Grapevine Wireless Wisdom: Tnese sug gestions represent the combined wisdom 0: 13 Detroit Judges who granted 7000 divorce lost year: Girls marry man not the mobile Men marry woman not makeun Meet In the homes St your parents when possible Marry one you have mown hood Talk before start modestly In a the husband's pocketbook Attar marrlace slow down rled man's salary must be split three support for two support for the future for a family athers do not question the au thority of the mother and mothers question the authority of fa thers in governing children All pretty sound doctrine 00 irst day of the first half cf the week and the rocks of Patton street hill are still rough enough to churn butter It was reported recently that an old lady had her false teeth shaken out trying to pass this way In a flivver Something auto be done about it so we can get to the new Court street which is as smooth as Grimes' cellar door 00 Gee Whlzt "My wife has run away In my car!" heavens! Not youi new car Gladys thinks they have built a fence around the new courthouse yard to hide the dirt pile Mebbe sol These Changing Times Many tears are being shed and many lamentations are heard for the passing of ancient landmarks cherished traditions and national institutions The tears and lamentations increase as the departures increase and in this progressive era the de are many Kansas misses her horse rails and posts Several states have bidden fond farewells to canals and canal inns which have been abandoned because of the inability of the waterways to compete with the railroads Mountainous states regret the forc ing of the old watering trough off the roads by the automo bile and improved highways And virtually everywhere the barber pole is passing into oblivion Traffic conditions city planning commissions and differ ent business conditions are combining to persuade more and more barbers to ltake the sign of their trade In some towns and cities none surivive the onslaughts of progress and modernity Barbering flourished as a business in Biblical times Eze kiel mentions this craftsman in the Old Testament A barber was one of the central figures in an Italian novel written by Alessandro Manzoni in the first half of the nineteenth century the plot of which was suggested by an historical incident which occurred in 1630 and which involved a Milan barber The barber pole with its stick candy effect once advertised the fact that the barber within not only shaved beards and trimmed hair but for the ill and extracted teeth on occasion The ball which has long surmounted the barber pole superseded several decades back a copper basin with a gap on one side which represented a similar instrument that was placed around the customer's neckXo protect his clothing from the lather and clipped hair must be very eager to hear from ycu commented cryptically and that was use my telephone there it is a ai 1 rect line out not connected with the Bouse pnones" Vee Vee called the familiar num ber her heart pounding with a curi ous joy that she was to hear his voice again But it was Rosemary itch of course who answered eJrry's phone And of course she recognized Vee voice Instantly "Vee she ejaculated and 'ointment under her excitement "Where in the world are you? I'm sorry we had only a minute the other morning When are you coming not coming back Vee Vee answered with a sidelong glance at Mrs Crandall who was pretending like the lady she was not to listen resigning my place at Peach Bloom My new position takes me out of town Rosemary I'm leaving today so I have time to come In to see you all before I go rm sorry now?" "Yes in Just a minute" Rosemary replied a note of gladness in her voice which did not escape Vee jealous ears When voice came booming over the wire color flooded Vee face and her voice was low as she spoke to him "I wanted you to know erythlng Is all right Jerry mg out of town today to begin work on my new Job" she explained cau tiously for fear the switchboard op erator was listening In write you at your apartment today And will you tell our mutual friend that I believe I am going to like the Job very much?" finer" voice rang in her ears "But we 11 he mighty sorry to lose you here Miss Cam she begged "will you tell Aunt lora where I am and why? And tell her that she will hear from me Vee Vee hung up the receiver with reluctance her heart trlously hun gry for an Intimate one of fondly uttered Of course he could say nothing with Rosemary listening her keen little ears pricked And how darn ed glad Rosemary was that she Vee Vee was not coming back! She thought It left her a clear field did she? It was positively disgusting the way Rosemary had flung herself at head "The house is besieged by report ers my Mrs Crandall Inform ed her breaking In on her revery think we'd better flee to the coun try as quickly as At luncheon served with pomp and state In the dining room two foot men and the butler In attendance Rufus Worrell Crandall was almost genial though the light still glittered In his eyes "If New York newspaper turned their persistence and nerve to business they become the millionaires for they now make Ute miserable he Mr Walker was pre in Rome yesterday the mayor are mayor of New York' who saw many beau tiful and interesting things in his visit to the ancient palace of tha Popes was amazed at the brilliant uniforms of the Papal Guards de signed by Michael Angelo four hun dred years ago 0 The young mayor was overwhelm ed by the magnificent grandeur and beauty of Michael Angelo greates work the Church of fit Peter it he had time It would interest him examine In the Vatican library a let ter from Michael Angelo to the Pipe under whose orders he worked com plaining that contractors were cheat ing with Inferior materials wrote Michael Angelo "Your Holi ness knows I get from this work no thing except the benefit to my so President Coolldgstarts home front the Black Hills bringing souvenirs oi all kinds from gold nuggets to riding horses from hrgh heered cow boy boots to eight gahon hats One piece of luggage is missing that ho 100k West witnxhlm the prospect oi a second Presidential nomination in 1928 Many express ths opinion that President Coolidge will change his mind They do not know him Wlien he says "I do not choose to run that's definite And millions of Amer icans regret It When the farmer has plenty of cot ton he can't get any price for It When he much cotton he gets a good price This crop Is estimated at 12692000 bales A year ago the crop was 17977000 bales and the cotton growers will get more for this 12000000 bales than they got 'last year for their 17000000 bales Mr Garrett says truly that tha ability of American industry to ad lust itself to violent changes In co ion production and prices "stands as a memorial to the splendid resllleny of our business system So it does But the poor cotton farmer has to play the part of shock absorber In resiliency or the third quarter of 1927 the "Standard Oil will pay out $47943061 in cash dividends In th first nine months of the year the will have paid $158000000 cash That consists of a nourishing little family of octopuses which appeared on the scene when the big Stanaara vn chopped into little bits by an Infuri ated comic opera government The little octopuses are worth at least five times as much as their Mamma was ever wgrth Chopping up ability doesn't seem to hurt It Grover Whalen of New York re ceives through Monsieur Bokanowskl member of the rench Cabinet the Cross of the Legion of Honor Mr Whalen deserves an hour of which any man might be proud and the whole country will be glad with him He has done as much as any man to create in the minds of distinguished foreigners the best possible Impres sion of American character and American hospitality Mr Rodman Wanamaker who took Mr Grover away from the city administration and Into hts own organization possesses a quality of greatest value to men of large affairs He recognizes ability and knows how to ENCOURAGE It Good news from Brock and Schlee flying around the world in The Pride of Detroit Instead of making their landing as planned In Slam where landings are difficult they simply skipped that country and flew on to the coast of China Another mon soon had bothered them a little Their next will be from Hong Kong to Toklo a little more than 1 800 miles BEGIN HERE TODAY VERA CAMERON plain secre tary Is trunslorined into a beauty by JERRY MACKLYN advertising manager for Peach Bloom Cos inetlw Co who Is to use her photo graphs In advertising booklets She agrees to the transformation only because she Is In love with a who Ignores her SCHUYLER SMYTHE Vera spends her vacation at Lake Minnetonka where nythe Is va cationing He and other guests mistake her in splte of her denials for VIVIAN CRANDALL piin cess who after a Paris divorce is In hiding Vera knows Smythe is in love with the girl he thinks she is and she finds further insistence upon her Identity difficult Learning of the supposed whereabouts Crandall detectives arrive one night Vera and nmythe flee in a car Smythe begs her to marry him at once but when she tells hint the truth about her iden tity he Is furious Vera is kidnaped from the car by two masked men who take her by airplane to a shack in the Jiills Where PRINCE IVAN awaits them In New York Jerry acting on a mysterious phone cail finds Vivian Crandall hiding in the Bronx Agreeing to help find Xera she guides Jerry to the shack which she remembers the prince was Interest ed in They arrive as Vera Is llee Ing after repulsing the advances of the prince She tells them how she was left alone with ivan alter one kidnaper was killed in an air plane crash and the other deport ed In fear Vivian bribes the prince to go back to Paris She and Vera become Instant friends and Vivian proposes that Vera play the Princess Vhian a little longer giving Vivian a chance to finish her three months probation period necessary to con vince PAUL ALLISON a poor man she loves she can live on a modest Income Vera and armed with a letter from Vivian to her paients oi Crandalls After a stormy Interview they agree to VJv written request ami tell re 1 porters their daughter lias return ed home 1 NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY Chapter XLV1 Vee Vee felt that her life as Vivian Crandall had definitely begun when she was served with the daintiest of breakfasts in the daintiest of beds at 9 o'clock on Saturday morning It4 as incredible that Just one week before at that hour she had been hurrying to work at the Peach Bloom Cosmetics company offices wcrrjmb over the fact that she had to make some last minute purchases she could leave that nittw on wonderful vacation Just one said Vee Vee Cameron to herself as she sniffed 'he crisp gold en yellow rose that had latn beside her Iced honey dew melon "is very terrible and very wonderful 10 Mrs Crandall sent for her receiving her her oau boudoir Because own maid was stlH hovering about the dressing table Mrs Crandall folded herdaugh ter pro tern into her arms and kised her with every show of devotion But when the maid had been dismissed Vivian's mother abruptly dropped fond and indulgent altitude Her voice became crisp and cool as 1 she were speaking to a paid secieary Crandall and 1 believe that it will be best to go directly to our Long Island estate on Manhasset Bay 'she said briskly will of course be In rather strict retirement tor the summer a fact which is eart lv explainable on the ground that you are on the verge ot a nervous breakdown due to your unfortunate the divorce and the Kid naping I am sorry to say that it will be Impossible for us to entertain any of our most intimate or If we do for you to be at all in evidence You understand ct Vee Vee said stitily I should not enjoy having to treaa on egg shells all summer and the chances of discovery would be too great But I have one request to MiS LTauuan the way remember to address me aa before the servanq rmnriall as 'ather or Dad Mrs Crandall Interrupted "ortun ately none of the servants has been with us longer than a year does not even know their names ex cept of course Now wha is your request? I hope It Is a reason able Vee Vee flushed brightly but her eyes did not waver and her voice was as crisp and cool as moth must have your permission for mv aunt Mrs Cartwright and my best friend Mr Macklyn to call as often as I she said steadily "Your Mrs Crandall frown ed slightly "That rather complicates matters doesn't It? Does she have to "She does" Vee Vee retorted firm ly "She knows already at least she knows that I have been mistaken for your daughter and that I have been kidnaped She is of course as anxious for my safety as you were or I assure you that she is a well bred "I suppose that is not an un reasonable request" Mrs Crandall smiled and shrugged as to the young for he is young I sup Vee Vee answered flushing more brightly than ever "He is a very successful young business man the advertising manager of a very large concern In fact he Is my employer or was until I went away on my vacation" "You're going to marry him ot course?" Mrs Crandall asked cas ually her eyes Interestedly regard ing her Just made up face in the mirror of her table Vee Vee drew' tn her breath sharp ly "Am she asked and the words were a question not an ev asive retort a question asked won derlngly of herself But there was no answer yet It was hard to think of being romantically i and worrtilp fully In love with Jerry and yet was Impossible to imagine life with out "Of course you are!" Mrs Crandall laughed and somehow the constraint and suspicion between them was sud denly gone and they were friends "Will you let Jerry Macklyn come to see me?" Vee Vee asked confident ly i "What a very rice name he has! Mrs Crandall smiled suppose he Is In the plot knows all about it?" i "Yes Vivian likes him enormous she added cunningly "They are sworn irienas "Then since the man loves you and Is my daughter's fr ends I suppose there Is no reason why htj should not come to see you as often as he likes I think you'd better telephone him my dear and relieve his anxiety Of course he has seen the morning papers and knows that you have been z4a11 VoksT Vs accepter! as virwu here and by police and press But he 0 Germany has signed the Woild Court arbitration pact binding Ger mans to accept compulsory arbi tration In case of trouble In accepting a drastic agreement that no other great Power has yet signed Herr Stresemann cays the German people are "definitely com mitted to a policy ot entente and peace" The Germans mean it they have had enough war 11 tne nations of Europe mean it they could easily end their trouble and fears and without their World telling the United States what It ought to do 0 TOM SIMS We are interested In the fellow whochewed 112 sticks of gum only en ough to wonder If he did it in an ice cream parlor and where he stuck It afterward VIRGINIA GASOLINE PRICES No agreement having been reached at the conference between Governor 7 and repreaertatl cf xasollne Importers held at Rich mond riday the governor win seek further information and renew his ef for to ru wrat regards ta rflartirnlnation on the part of the com panes against gasoline prices in Virginia In the meantime the governor has Pre rrlr(lJg blm that so far as known there has beer no report on tne supposed investigation of gasoline price dtscrlml atcn by the ederal Trade wmalWon The governor lousing all his 111 rx aro al powers to ob'ain far prices for Virginis users of gaso re Mat tn prices are not fair he is convinced Certainly they have long te r'nsnered higher in Virginia than in many other States It they are tnr jr any qtnr States of "he seaboard the reasons 'Should be giv en mZ if found lradequa the rrt should be applied Governor Byrd drair a ration wt vtvt fsmillitf and can be counted up to do is pert it to be ped tnt Bame ala eventually of the Business or CinuUtlon DeptNo Hdltor or Reporters No bocletv Editor No SUBSCRIPTION RATES THE BEE in the City and Suburbs is 8 tarred by carriers on their own account at a week: or in combination with Sunday Register lie a week and sold by newsboys at 2 centa a copy three i cents on Saturdays THE BEE by mall $500 a year $2 50 six montbs $125 three months or 50c a month parable Invariably In advance NOTE: The above rates apply only to postal aoues 1 2 and 3 Rates beyond it third xone given on reqnest notice la mnueo ueiure tipuoiu Subscribers should give prompt atten tion to renewals Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or nc otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein AH rights of publication of special airpatches herein are also reserved Entered at Danville Postofflc as second class mall matter That Maude: "The boy I'm going with now thinks of nothing but necking Claire: "What can you do wltn a fellow like that Maude Life Hyman: "At least once In my life was glad to be down and Lowe: when was Hvman: my first trip in an SATURDAY SUPT 10 1927 0 DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES 0 OR STATE SENATE: Hpn A Garrett of Henry i Hon Reid of Pitts) Ivania OR STATE HOUSE: Shepherd Chatham A Bryant Spring Garden icklen Danville OR CLERK COURT: Stanhope Hurt Chatham OR ATTORNEY: Posie Hundley Chatham (OR TREASURER: Ramsev Chatham OR COMMISSIONER REVENUE: Lonnie Bennett Chatham OR SHERI Murphv Gretna OR SI PERVTSOR i Chatham District Womack Banister District: 3 Adams Pigg River District: Huffman Tunstall District: Ashworth Dan River District: Bradley Callands District: A uller Staunton KUer District: A West aith! Tnls last year' Do you realize not since we first met Bob ber Dad brought him to chnner had chicken and waffles ana I maae grand Jury but has been acquitted the jury but has been acquitted the appear to bod mat i nan cooxeu them and your feelings were so hurt' And Bob and 1 wnt out togethe that night after dinner evH lain r' back Chris tried to abdu and ha1 filled to make out Its case That is not to the discredit of those make me marry him then 'aith! And in that year engaged to four men trier! to elop with that awful Albert Ettleson have been married to one man or the iy 1 wa to marry another have ben imprisoned and tried for murder i has died and vou have mat I ned the finest man in th world nd I have become the mother of tne arjmgest most beautiful baby the won a 1 I'm fi word 'd! But oh pood' You ve noticed she persisted any lOUSry ble ftV ft TT 4V A ij feciiu a i a Sideep breath a If to dispel the trag lood A Ia i A a 1 i cuarr of the year hvi recalled '0 alv "You've hanged darling Vou' growing up Bob and 1 vtre slkmq last night of how wonderlui you a £wl'h little Hope 1 bdl've i'ing to make a grxl mother Utiriiv 1 wont you mini the Yo i have always had so many hearts and now that free to marry again hrrry ou' vrh mnT 'saut to be I through wHh ell that'" But ycr very heme: urr oaith to smile wisely kuowlnvly i Cherry would be dr before a'e vr "through with NEXT: Um ly important John Wells who still has his in a allncr muses knows when he Is well no The Toonervllle Trolley ha? put up a new sign reading: "I do not choose to Vee Vee said stiffly the At A 'A St 1 a'' 1 i JaiserW I "'sit 1' ilfl i i.