The Courier News from Blytheville, Arkansas on December 11, 1951 · Page 9
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JtTMDAY, MCEMBBE 11, 1991 \ HM. §OrtIS COLUMN Dear Santa: I'd Like an Elf To Substitute for Gremlin Ruining My Present Life (ARK.) COURIER NEWS NEW YORK (AP)-Dear Santa*. Glaus: A little girl from the Bronx- wrote you recently and asked for a baby I gorilla for Christmas. She aald If j she couldn't have the gorilla—she Just wanted to grow up with it- she didn't care for anything at all. Well, that's pretty much the way I feel, except I don't want a baby gorilla. I want an elf. I've wanted | one all my life-a good, well-traln- gg obedient elf, sound of wind and As a child I bfBaii lo suspect there was something wrong with people Now, after 40 years of living, I've come to the conclusion thev just aren't dependable. They get all mixed up. You do a swell job of straightening things out while you're on duty, Santa, but you take a rather long vacation. What I want is one i,l your elves to fill In on the 3G4 davs a year you aren't working. And I want him this year—or never. It's Ihe drcmliiis One of the troubles with civilization, probably, is that it gave up believing in elves —• and Is now plagued with gremlins. What I want it a real, conscien tious, old-fashioned, good-Hearted elf to help me fight the gremlins of today. Every household really needs one. An elf would help fill tha void still left In modern living despite the invention of the electric dishwasher and the all-purpose vitamin tablet. He'd take the place of the cricket on the hearth—or rather, in our house, the radiator. He Could Do So Much * There are so many things for him : do about the place. When the covers slipped off me at night; no more blind groping and grunting about In the dark. Little old elfle would attend to that. He could also bite the alarm clock In the morri- Ing. give me. a shave, and put the coffee pot on the stove. All day -long he could do little hou-whoki choree like cleaning the reneWan blind* and making elfin remarks to my wif/s. That would keep her In such good, humor that when I came home, she'd say. "let's •at at home, tonight, dear. I don't feel lite going out. Tm Just worn out from laughing at that wonderful elf we got for Christmas." He'd Answer Telephone. : O)>8 of his big Jobs would b« to answer the door and the telephone, task* I hare oom« to hate. ,"No, Mr. Bopte ten't Bt horns." he'd say pollielj, "but thta is his e!f. Any message, sir?". There are toma dayj when I'd like to take him to the office. Can't you imagine all the things you could do at your office, pleasant or mean, with the help of i H-karat elf? WXto o>M4 ooiMng irh«t tt doM Bg*. Btntt, I'd purer ^vegetarian «?? of course. Wa don't hav« any porrldg* (i .understand they like porridge),' b\it perhap» you have one that oould get along on carrots, "blackstrap molasses «nd yogurt. .'octal Needc Guaranteed Naturally, we'd guarantee him locial security, a two-pants suit, a night out sacli week, and vacations with pay. Even an elf wants to drest well »nd relax like everybody els a. I don't know, Santa, how long even an 'elf could stand tha strain of Manhattan life. He may turn into a gremlin himself. But if he does', you can have him back next year. Sincerely, Hal Boyla WILL CALL ON SANTA- Hollywood actress Carolina Cotton tries on the outfit she'll wear when she delivers thousands of letters from American youngsters to Santa Glaus at the North Pole. Carolina will be the first woman over to fly over the Pole. The letters will be droppecj in a specially built, hollow steel pole as her plane circles over (lie spot where the poleless Pole should be. McKinney Recalls Making Fast Buck WASHINGTON, Dec. 11 (IP) — Frank E. McKinney. Democratic national chairman, said yesterday he and Prank M. Mclfale. his close political friend, each made a fast $68,000.-profit, on investments of $1,000 apiece made In 1046. McKinney told a news conference "no political influence'or Impropriety were involved." Lawrence County Judge's Race Is Still in Doubt IJTZT.E HOCK, Deo. 11. (/!>>_The Arkansas Supreme Court yesterday ordered another trial In the Lawrence County judge's election contest. > Whether Tom Logan or Oleo Moody received fhe Democratic nomination for the position hi the 1950 primary still Is unsettled more than a year later. Oa»t Come to the RAZORBACK For Delicious Barbecue RIBS Served Every Day FOR THE HOLIDAYS ...GIVE and SERVE lilcnds Sfi proof 6S % gns Straights S6 proof Whiskey THE Hill A NB HIU eoM ,^, t lMU villi. rtNTBCKr Sale of Fine Furniture DANE FERGUS IN OSCEOLA offers you savings of 20 O BEDROOM FURNITURE Bissman solid walnut bedroom suite, IBth century. Consists of chest-on-chesl, double bed, vanity bench. Regularly $62995 $498.95 (Double dresser and twin beds also available). Bissman solid walnut bedroom suite, 20th century modern. Chest-on-chest, vanity, nil* stand bed vanity bench. Regularly $529.50. $419.50 Willelt solid cherry bedroom «uit«. large chest of drawers, massiva poster bed. nlte stand, dresser with standards and Jewel box. H«g. »41».»s. $379.95 Drexel Travis Court bedroom furniture in open stock. Your choice of chest-on-chest double dresser M Z "^ SUnd ' h( -P° seer d °> lb le bid. sleigh bed (double * twin sir,e). Each piece now reduced. 20% Drexel solid mahogany bedroom suite. A gracious TiT'h?. inc ' lldin8 the ' " opular *mble dS) This bedroom group regularly priced at $568 85 $478.85 Drexel solid elm bedroom suite in the 2oth century modern styling. A 5-uiece suite now offered at important savings. The regular price $379 95 $299.95 cn pieces. The original price, *369 5D $299.95 Living Room Furniture b^sm 5 st ri!? s " ite - TW ° pieces: Laws °" *°f» bed and matching chair covered in Maugahide (a material of best quality plastic cloth-washable) in assorted colors. Regularly (249 50 $197.00 Shown above are the Drexel Travis Court bedroom pieces enumerated at the left. Each 1» now rerlucrd 20% in Dane Fergus' sale ol fine furniture! ™",rsty'e?and YO covt a s y l" l ^™ B ± r " 1 ' /" ""^'f ¥l"' S ^"" gC Chalr '" *»» '"oHte ^"~ Each „ Offered at the S am'e IS^TJ".^^ Z,^^™^^ ^ ""' Otl " 20% $69.50 r bed (doubteo?T;r. I g.,r™5 SK S'of o^t T "" ^° «"'» <" >™r nirror standard and boxes chest with chest rWv nf Q . 5 ' f™ a " d velour covers - A »«- .r and dresser. Regularly ,539.95. f^J g^™ " Ild stylcs at thls **"»«*• R««u- $439.95 $178.00 Duncan Phyfe Sofas with solid mahogany frames aie also included in this store-wide sale for you who like the charm and .dignity of' Duncan Phyfe styling. Regularly $219.95. $169.95 Kiochler Sectional Furniture now reduced! Enjoy the flexibility, tha countless arrangements you cm have with sectional furniture . . . and save *60 too. Regularly $220.50. ' $169.50 Fine Furniture You'll Always Be Proud To Own Kroehlcr Sectional Fur- mentioned above is pic- red at the left. . . to give . an idea of its beauty. All e pieces for Just $169.50! Dining Room Furniture Brexel Triivli court m.hog.ny Dining Room Suite Nine beautiful pieces . . . large china, ouflel, labJe and cl»l». Regularly fT95 00 $625.00 savings of 25%. The regular price" $33950 ^ * $299.50 Brayhlll mahogany Dinette Btt consisting of buffet, drop leaf table and four chairs This «et i<. also specially priced. Regularly »229 50 ' $182.00 Moriem Dinette Set of solid oak. 7 pieces which Include buffet, china, table and four chairs. Save *=0 during this special sale. Reg $219 SO $169.50 ^«*w.ss n ^[ h 2r 1] r: ning to get. then save J20 now at Dane Fcreus Regularly $89.50. "rgus. $69.50 l*I1. nOW 3t °" nf Fcr * us - Wllltt solid cherry ""* Dcslc ** top- Regularly priced at Kneehole Desks PerBUS ' Pamo "" H - orecn icather $198.50 $175.00 An important saving for you. Winthrop Secretary rtek. An Inexpensive desk now reduced a -nig $20! Regularly »T9.50. 'eaucea a $59.95 now reduced to $169.50 Secretaries Special value at Dane Fergus Co. Brayhlll ' $69.50 A Chrislmas special for you! Victorian Organ Desk In mahogany. Secretary desk with book • hell. Regular $189 SO. $169.50 $75.00 Almost hair-price reduction! Northwestern Cabinet Co. mahogany kncehole desk, kidney style Floor sample. Reg. $109.95. $62.50 Oive something for the home! Mahogany desk with leather lop. Ynu'll pocket a savings of {40 now. Regularly $129.85. $89.50 Come to Dane Fergus Co. in Osceola. Mahonnv desk with leather top. Dane Fergus offers you a savings of $20 now. Regular $8950 $69.50 DANE FERGUS Co. OSCEOLA, ARKANSAS

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