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but you must. In self-defense, insist that you must at least meet her long either her lowledge or consent. She'll not ouble yon if you don't go after her. hat creature was my atep-niother. I 'was' because my father died to cape the musk.

I inherited her len I was fifteen years old, and that why I abjure strap-jumpers and diitoire gowns and all the other things fashion. This uniform is my badge emancipation. Now, Mr. Smith, I ink we will be friends." "Yes, a fellow-feeling makes us wonbus kind," he assented. THAT NAUGHTY BIRD.

on a search for that naughty bird, if iiny one whispers a single word is very anxious shouldn't be heard a third Inquisitive mortal, travel around, both far and near, HBpeatiiiK In everybody's ear wonderful secret he chanced to i iSb ar dear! beside the portal. at licuiic in city, village, or town; Sm whether liis coat is black or brown, 1 red, or green, or of whites) down, never been clearly stated; nt I'm sure that he carries a duiky wing, I know he can croak as well as sing, pood or evil the news he'll bring, at scandal is quite elated. Europe, Africa. Asia too, i Hirough Spain and Portugal and home with the Gentile and the Jew Moscow over to Joppa, tells the news; if he tells it iikS wrong doesn't care the price of a song, rude and reckless hurries along JBjLlke any other eavesdropper. j9ie walls have I heard when "Bit its very certain they have no fH tongue I out of them are no secrets wrung feasts or foolish capers; JHd were it not for this naughty bird I' might be able to speak a word, expecting whate'er occurred all be out in the papers.

'HBKen we imagine ourselves to be unipregnable privacy, Sit bird is sure to chuckle with glee: 9K.h, who of us all can doubt it? draw the curtains, the windows BB close, out of malice we may suppose listens awhile, then off he goes tiNn'o tell the world all about it. LITERARY MAGAZINE SECTION 15 INSTANTLY RELIEVED i'M 11 il and lasting comfort UIIIOIIS Buaranteeiby using 1 THE FISCHER SSS BUNION PROTECTOR BBWBSI ffrfk lt reduces swelling, stops friction Miff and Irritation and keeps the shoes in shape. FUIFIRIAI We will send this sure Ktt IKIAL H.mlon Relief on 10 Srlllt slze shoes and ii for or left foot. Please let me prove that you don't need to Stay Deaf I have proved it already to 200,000 people. I have perfected a device which fits into the ear without the slightest discomfort.

It is invisible when inserted. Sotiny.soperfect fitting, that you' forget you arewearing it. This device is so shaped that it magnifies sound. And it concentrates the sound on the central part of the ear drum. In effect it's the same as an ear trumpet.

But nobody sees the device and you seldom think of it yourself. I invented this device because I was deaf, and was desperate. People did not want to shout at me, so they avoided me. You know how it is. For two years I tried to Ret doctors to help me, but they failed.

The only relief anyone could suggest was an ear trumpet. So I was driven to help myself. I made an artificial ear r.nd experimented. I worked night and day in sheer desperation. It was years before I succeeded, and then simply by force of my will power.

But I was amply repaid. When my de vice was perfected I could hearas I hear as well as anybody. What I did for myself I have done since then for 200,000 others. But the help which I got cost me years of close application. It costs anyone else just five dollars.

But don't send for it now. Write first for my free book. It tells all the facts, and gives letters from hundreds of users. Then you will know, as I know now, how much this help will mean to you. I cannot conceive of any partially deaf person neglecting to send for this book.

I am sorry for one who doesn't. When I was afflicted I would gladly have given ten years of my life to hear as I hear now. Yet all I've learned is open to you if you'll simply write me a postal. Write today to the Wilson Ear Drum 100 Todd Building, Louisville, Ky, and simply say. "send Mr.

Wilson's book." Those who purchased these drums in the early days, and who want the new ones which I have greatly perfected, will bo offered a discount. Real "SwastiKa" Lace Ihlnc In Pnneb Vt.l., Inch wide. lIC In dim puurn "Hwutlkft" Good-luck Only 4u IS HftnilsotiM, dilntj, WMrt and nibH 1, plaeMd. FRFK OATALOa or oar atoak of Immi ell p. 10...

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mm. "Ten Wise Men and Some More" By Wm. lightfoot Visscher This intensely interesting serial will begin in this magazine with the issue of September 6. It contains about 70,000 words. Practically "Ten Wise Men" is a reminiscent history of American newspaper humor.

In it Col. Visscher has written, primarily, of ten of the greatest of American humorists and in chronological sequence. OEOROE PRENTICE, HENRY FAXON, ART EMUS WARD, EUGENE FIELD, HOB TAYLOR, QEO. W. PECK, BEN KINO, OPIE READ, BILL NYE, ORISWOLD.

Moreover, he has written of these men as he knew them; all of them having been his close and devoted friends. Incidentally the author has written of many of the lesser lights of the line, contemporary with the "Ten Wise Men," and of a large number of the young and "rising" humorists of this day. Of these also, the author has written from the standpoint of personal and friendly acquaintance. The series will be profusely and entertainingly illustrated by portraits, sketches and cartoons from eminent artists. The portraits of seven of the illustrious "Ten" are reproductions from oil paintings by no less a painter than the famous J.

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