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Daily News from New York, New York • 249

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Daily Newsi
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New York, New York
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249
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1 You're not Always be That's the principal behind uDDOse a dod tast i aettino uour foot off us, and if his car had been that much longer he would darted in front of got my z-f I thought you were going to let me drive to the gas ana onto tne I-. htavp rrpmprl ii us nght A la I school Pop! enough, A Ij Hi ONLY HUMAN Cyr Sidney Fields The Oldtimers By L. and J. Walter Jingle subscription to a Boy Scout magazine with this: When Jack Gasnick was flourishing as our Limerick Laureate he had his wife and all his relatives finding contests for him. In return he gave them all the prizes he won.

-3 When thev broke watch they never had it re paired. They just asked him to enter another con Wrinkles are but folds of fat that the woes of life begat. Dimples, quite the other way, show a life of fun and play." His rhymes jingled successfully for cigarettes, sodas, beer and girdles. He coined the word "underlie" for the padding used on too-slender maids and sang "Beautify with underlie. Falsify with underlie," thereby creating "Falsies." "The contests ended because three others and myself were winning.

all of them," Jack said. Balloons, Too So he turned to safety only. He sends his stickers and balloons and the little one-page paper he prints twice a year at his own expense to schools, boys clubs. Y's. PTA croups, telephone test.

Jingle Jack's most famous rhyme is: "Cross at the green, not in between. Pause at the red, in safety you will tread. His prize was a Thanksgiving pudding; large enough for him, his wife and and utility companies all over the country, who print them in their papers or enclose them with the bills. Examples: "Vinnie thought he had a chance and through the light he flew. But on the seat of his best pants.

his dad gave him a Tew. Use air with care, in a balloon or tire, or you will share the air with a flyer." "Archery is a pleasant game. Draw the bow tV'When you're finished, my dear, why don't you get 1 I' vnur tVlimKloa urtA (rivo iw a tuna' and then take aim. If the target yuu don't see, you are shooting carelessly." i i if 1 Jack composes at night, on weekends, while FAMILY DOCTOR subway strap-hangintr. Sometimes he misses completely.

Other times he composes 100 on a weekend. One hundred? He answered in rhyme: "I never, never ever lie and would vou know the reason why? I've found that joy don't follow. if the truth you try to swallow. Modern Techniques Make Hernia Operation Simple By DR. THEODORE R.

VAN DELLEN' ft br The Ctiiaco Tnhniw Surgery is the only cure for a hernia. Failures may-occur in some oldsters because the tissues are too weak and fragile to hold stitches. Large hernias and surgical failures Jack Gasnick Prizes Mesa Nothing their daughters, Debbie, 15. and Ellen, 19, a student at Pratt Institute. In his time he's won cash, U.S.

bonds, grosses of candy. TV and radio sets, trips to Disneyland and tn Vevada At Your Service By tMRGARlT BROWNE The Nannette spring collection for toddlers in sizes 3 to Sx is fail of fresh fashions. Charming A-line toddler dress in a pastel blue woven cotton check has a wide eyelet embroidered edge around skirt and matching bonnet. Beautiful ensemble for spring consists of a wedgewood blue rayon "But the prizes mean nothing," said Jack in hi3 busthn? store. "I have to rhyme, that all.

In 32 vears I won 250 out of 270 contests. Once I entered can be patched 'with tantalum 12 under different names and won them all. No mesh or with fibrous tissue removed from the fascia of the double-breasted coat with collar trimmed in Schiffli. This is worn over a high yoke dress with bine bodr ice and full hite rayon challis skirt with matching bonnet. A-line dress in lemon yellow locked rayon boasts daisy applique on skirt to match free- floating one on poplin hat.

Navy coat in rayon linen has a big white sailor collar. The dresa beneath it has striped navy and white cotton knit top, red ribbon belt and box-pleated navy skirt. The n's leg. Trusses are second choice because they offer temporary relief. This summarizes the treatment for hernia, the "rupture" that bothers an estimated 10 7 of our population.

Modern surgical tech striped beret hat conies in the same knit as bodice. but in many men the seal is absent or it is weak. IN" SOME, the area bulges on standing or straining due to the pressure of the abdominal organs. The weakened area gives way in others when coughing, straining, or lifting a heavy object. The protrusion is small at first, but may enlarge in time.

The sac usually contains loops of the intestine. The hernia is a potential source of danger. When the opening is small and a loop of intestine gets into the sac but cannot get out, strangulation occurs. The small opening pinches off the blood supply and unless surgery is done the bowel becomes gangrenous. HERNIA SURGERY G.

H. writes: How soon after tot the Bam of the stores where the wove items can be bought send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to AKGAKET BROWNE, THE NEWS, Z20 E. 4ZD 5T, HEW TURK 10017. jingle writer ever beat me." Jack, pleasant, nervous and 43. is not a professional contestant.

He and his brother run a prosperous plumbing supply house their father founded 55 years ago. The rhymes were always a relief from the pressures of business. Some Samples Jack now prints them on balloons he gives children and on gum labels he pastes on saws, power drill, insecticides, or anything he thinks requires caution. He pays for this himself. He pulled a few stickers out and read them: "Careful glances cut accident chances." "Don't be half-safe.

Ten fingers are your flock. Don't be half-safe. N'o extras are in stock." His career as a last-line poet began before he was in his teens. He was caught riding his bike "no hands." Reduced to the ignoble rank of a pedestrian he retrieved his bike with his first safety slogan: "Safety begins between the ears." The muse smiled on him when a3 a schoolboy he eot a summer job in a building full of music publishers. He listened carefully to the songwriters talking about their lyrics.

Won Subscription "So I beean writing some," Jack said. "Then I discovered if I wrote a limerick about skating, candy or dogs I could get skates, a carton of chocolates and enough dog food to feed my pup for a month. My only disappointment was when I tried for a new bike. All I got was a bell." For reasons which still escape him he won a niques have made this a safe 45-minute procedure and the patient is out of bed the same evening and home in a lew days. THE ABDOMINAL cavity is lined with a pearly white tough membrane (peritoneum).

The or double hernia surgery can a person drive a car? My husband had this procedure a week ago. gans are contained within this balloon and at various points REPLY He can drive a car In 4 to weeks tubes penetrate the lining leaving but cannot change a tire. Thin atten potentially weak spots. These in tion should be answered by the Burgeon because age and the condition clude the esophagus that links the mouth and stomach, vestiges of the tlsnue in the groin are deciding factor. Today', Health Hint Free youself from FATTY SUBSTANCE W.

writes: What is a fat Drother Juniper "No no. I've changed my mind embolism REPLY A fatty substance from the bona of the umbilical cord through marrow enters the blood stream and which we received nourishment travels to a more distant oart of prior to birth, the femoral arteries the body. It lodges ultlmatel-r In on their way to the legs, and the smaller blood vessel and obstructs the flow from this noint on Th spermatic cords that transport condition may follow in the waka of sperm cells from the testes. iraciurea Done. A hernia may develop at any Dr.

Vaa Delias w3I aaswar eaMt's By GEORGE: Poor Pen Pal DEAR GEORGE: I have this fabulously handsome boy friend at college and, well, how can I be absolutely sure he's not out there fooling around with some shapely coed? P.S.: He hasn't written since October. WORRIED DEAR WORRIED: It's ridiculous how you females are always worrying about such things. Obviously, he's been studying so hard he hasn't even had time to write, so how could he be fooling around with coeds? tlQ9 br foiled Features S.ndlcate. Inc.) of these spots provided the openings were sealed off improperly. refarsiaf salts aad art-ieae in thia by auO.

Ha 3 auks 1 he inguinal hernia, the most diagnoses ar prescribe far nssiTianals- common type, usually is found in men. The testes of the unborn male are in the abdomen and des Fnclose staaned, self -a a1 dresses' ear aye, ad inhsi DR. THEODORE R. VAN DELLEN, -THE NEWS, P. O.

BOX 14SZ. CRAND CENTRAL STATION. NEW cend to the outside via the in guinal canal shortly before birth. The canal usually closes tightlyTORK I00IT..

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