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39 14, 1969 Earl Wilson By smythe ANDY CAPP If 1 I 1 -SJ-T7 BLIMEY YER iTHIS 15 1 GOODWORNINJ NEKU AVE TO EXCUSE THE NEVER MET SUCH A WW.POTT ykRNIN MISSUS, CHAUK1E5HE CAN'T) lirVNPviL-KrAiMciffNiNV ruAiWp'jV TALK-SHE'S GOT rrfk RIGHT -'E CANT DO A Nev Way to Be Best Dressed THING WRONGJ By MORT WALKER and DIK BROWNE HI AND LOIS Jack O'Brian Reason to Hire A Press Agent NEW YORK Go out and hire a press agent: an insurance survey said famous folk live longer than average. Jack E. Leonard at the Rainbow Grill was a howl the night we caught him: he's found a relaxed style, sits on a bookkeeper's chair and just converses, albeit with exaggerated hostility, with the audience. Ethel Merman's retirement may end soon: she's wanted for the musical version of "Lilies of the Field," Poitier's Oscar-movie Maria Callas about Mr. 0: "I've erased him from my life, my heart and my thoughts.

He tried dangerously to kill my career." Dennis King won a huge salvo in "A Tatriot for Me" for his big scene as the queen of the Drag Ball Carlo Ponti's invading U.S. TV next year with a 'Tinoccliio' big-budget siocial Paree's Pierre Balmain is designing a collection for toy dolls for the affluent little girl set this Yule. Maryland moneybags Carl Owens got so excited over Baltimore Orioles winning the pennant, he cashed a $100 bill into singles at Barney Googles and flung it all into the air for the young lads and their microdates to near-riot. Jackie Gleason's new sort-of -fiance Beverly McKittrick takes credit for switching the large one from scotch to vodka. GRANDFATHER HAD I AND I HAD WHERE WOULD THEY NEVER HAD A THE INDIANS, Ht FATHER WORLD WAR YOU BE IF WE I NEW MATH THOU3H HAD WORLD WAR I AND 1 AND SAVE UP? xv WHATlS THE SENSE IN STUDINS? THE THE 7 WAY THINGS ARE OING, I SHOULD EN JDy MYSELF 1 1 tiv i 1 lima rr.

1 NEW YORK His Ions hair uncombed, his beard a little ragged, Danny Kaye descended upon Sardi's the other day in flying togs after piloting his own jet from Kansas City and professed to be surprised that they would let him inside wearing just a leather jacket, slacks and "koichiff." "I remember when they wouldn't let you in like this now you have to wear this to be on the Best Dressed List," said Danny. Zooming around the country promoting "The Mad Woman of Chaillot" picture, Danny said he'd just come in from visiting some of his radio stations of which he has "several" and made light of the fact that he's now "one of the soldiers for Warner Brothers." "They take me by the hand like a starlet and if I give an interview like this. I am supposed to increase the gross of the picture $2 million. I doubt it, don't you?" Danny, who's about to begin another picture, "Don Quixote," as well as going into the Las Vegas International in November as a four-weeks star, isn't worried about anything since he must be rich with residuals. "By the way, Danny," we said, hanging back, "you mentioned 'koichiff What's a koichiff?" "You ignorant or something?" demanded Dan.

ny, "Don't you know your pronunciation? A koichiff is like everybody in Ohio calls a kerchief, only a koichiff is more refined. I'm really surprised at you people never know ing what a koichiff is!" WHILE I BARNEY GOOGLE AND SNUFFY SMITH By FRED LASWELL BLESS I 1 jest -r-t 1 Tsr, Jrm 7 her hearth Tsr JfQM SHE COULDN'T 1 DOCTOR BILL BCTTCD TKKAC I Ivi LOWEEZV WANTS US TO COME OVER TO HER HOUSE SUNDAY FER CHICKEN AN' DUMPLIN'S By BILL KAVANAGH and HAL CAMP BRINGING UP FATHER WMVVl 1 1 HOPE TRIPPEI? WASNl-H ITlS TRIPPER HORRORS HOW HE ALRSADY WEAWP THE TEN STUPENTS AT DISCO AM0H3 THEM I'D DIE CAUING WILL I BREAK THE Jl NEWS THE PUT TRIPPER TECH WEPE ARRESTEP IP HE BROUGHT DISGRACE FROM THE NEWS TO MY yf IN HS CELL- MARLON BRANDO'S new will leaves his body to science And there's more of it lately Bing's wife Kathryn Crosby stars in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" with her 9 year old Mary Frances: wonder if the prim Mrs. C. does the back-nude scene a la the Bdwy. production "Oh! Calcutta!" producer Hilly Elkins travels the same low road: he plans a play "Lenny" about the late dirty-comic Lenny Bruce.

Tomtom messages from deepest Africa suggest Bill Holden and Ray Ryan may have peddled their Safari club Jon Cypher has a unique claim: he's been in three currently running hit shows he played the D.A. in "Great White Hope," Dr. Carrasco in "Man of La Mancha" and just took over the leading Thomas Jefferson role in "1776" And celebrated at the 37th St. Hideaway. Lloyd Bridges' son Beau gets top billing in the "Gaily, Gaily" movie and second-billed Melina Mer-couri is in her worst Greek snit Rodney Danger-field lost his train of thought during a routine in his own new First Ave.

nightclub and Milton Berle remembered it fcr him: "I was taking notes," Milt confessed. Two years ago Joan Rivers played the Las Vegas Riviera as a supporting act, sewed her own sequins on her gown, etc. She stars there for four weeks as of Nov. 11. JOLIE (MAMA) GABOR gave a party for the Nathan Dumonts of Los Angeles with none of her three daughters present.

Though dir. Magda is expected to marry again soon, Mama said Zsa Zsa isn't planning to marry as far as she knows. "Zsa Zsa is already a millionaire and doesn't have to get married any more," explained Mama. Jilly Iii.o of "JillyV got his final divorce decree from Honey King KIv the l'elv Presley is negotiating with the Las Vegas International to go back there in January. Though he racked up the greatest business in Las Vegas history, he isn't asking any big pay increase to return.

"I've got enough money," he says. Men, do you wear gussets in your suits? The men's fashion show by Dimitri of Italy at the Ground Floor brought out such things for men white scarves over shoulders, long capes, red patent leather shoes a caviar jacket with special pocket for a 2-oz. jar of Romanoff caviar and gold spoon. Made me drool. B'way movie houses are now employing barkers puller'-inners.

Ann-Margret'll star in "Dames at Sea" in Miami Thelma Carpenter, who's been subbing very capably for Pearl Bailey in "Hello, Dolly!" since Sept. 6, gets the star spot at the Regis Maisonette over Christmas Singer Bob Dylan made a rare theater appearance, at the "Jacques Brel" show. Jo Anne Worley (of denies she and Roger Perry are getting wed soon: "I'm still the girl with the naked ring finger" Barbra Streisand's half-sister Roslyn Kind sliced off more than 40 lbs. down to a sylphish 118 for her Persian Rm. debut in December.

LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE jjjf DU KnER Tfl KE OFF, Bfl LD 3i WfKV0tiT EGO NO SEMSE IN ALL. OF US 1 iL HE flHNIEHE-HE 21 STICKIN' OUR HEAD IN THE SAME -h JUST ft, SOMEONE'S LA, I SHALL GO TO MY FATE WITH WOSEJ MR. BALD 'trf 'fyi UNLOCKIN' I HEAD UhSOWEP AS BEFITS T8immmm mimmmmfWf WWWmi WM I THE DOOR OME OP ROYAL BLOOD! i 't jHSiv ROCKY GRAZIAXO joins the food-franchise set with his own name in front of Pizza Rings Inc. in the new fast-food franchise wave First at Kips Bay Plaza here Decor to look like a prize ring. The movies are diary-happy: "Diary of a Schi-zo," "Diary of a Mad Housewife" and "Diary of a Dairy Maid" are headed for filmarquees.

Romina Power, 18 year old daughter of the late Tyrone Power and Linda Christian, has a new 26 year old beau, pop star Al Bano, named after an Italian lake, who insists she avoid nude roles in films henceforth. He even restricted Linda's presence on her sets Romina's younger sister Tyrann is even more beautiful, has a lovely sease of repose and a thoughtful face very reminiscent of early Ligrid Bergman. Virna Lisi on learning her "The Christmas Tree" rec'd a G-rating enthused, "My 7 year old son at last can see his mother in a picture." By BUD BLAKE TIGER TODAY'S BEST LAL'GII: Fredd Wayne heard the sad tale of the pop artist who was doing well, till he fell in love with his model a can of soup. REMEMBERED QtOTE: "Discretion is when you're sure you're right but you ask your wife anyway." EARL'S PEARLS: Ilenny Youngman tells us he just signed a 3-year contract with General Motors: "I bought a car, on time." 1 A5(T6TA(r5 TAKlsl5 Off fA cT Jjz Crossword Puzzle Mirror of Your Mind Facing Up to Marital Woes By John Con well By BOB MONTANA ARCHIE 42. Bon -44.

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Should marital spats be glossed over? IT COMES IN A CAN STEW IS DELICIOUS I MUST wave: THE, PECIPE 1 2 7" "mmm4" 3 16 17 Id li 0 lit 7TTT "TIT'T" To "7T 2a IT" jo" jT" "il Ti "7" TT li 4T TT Ad 49 i3 TT si" 7i sT" 59 S3" ST" BONER'S ARK By ADDISON No. An effort should be made to resolve even those problems that can be put aside for a while or smoothed out. in the hopes that they will clear up themselves. This doesn't mean that minor spats should be kept going until the differences are settled. But as it is with difficulties that shake a marriage to its roots, they should be faced squarely by the husband and wile with perhaps the help of a marriage counselor.

Are chronically late people just careless? Xo; and it may not even be thoughtlessness on their part that makes some individuals late all the time. Their problem may be insecurity. They are afraid that the people they make an appointment with do not think enough of them to keep it In many cases, a chronically late person will unconsciously seek excuses for delay so that the person he has arranged to meet will be there when the latecomer arrives. Is one 'big trouble' better than a lot of little ones? No. Having woes is not the same as having debts.

Sometimes consolidating money obligations might make it more economical to pay out what is owed. Problems are different. If a person has one big mass of trouble, it may be hard for him to resolve his situation. An individual with a lot of little troubles can even if he solves only on get the uplifting benefit of at least clearing up one problem. TmE SHARKS KEEP (WHY?) 7H20WIUSHIWBACK VCD i TO HAVE Bouse V- U)A4XThEPLAIJK gKSi fy.k y' '(W 1 CRYPTOQUr HAK UDPVDL UNU VDLGNQDQKP IKQKA IHAI.

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