The Ottawa Journal from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada • Page 26

26 Monday, November "16,. 1970 I 3 Below The Ottawa Journal CHRISTMAS SWITCH: Ottawa will have a Santa Claus parade this year with a completely opposite approach to any such parade. Instead of Sanja handing out gifts, Ottawa people are asked to show, up along he parade route with gifts to give to Santa It's an idea, and a good one, put together by the Bank Street. Hub and Sparks Streets merchants for this year's big Dec. 5 parade.

Since the Christmas Exchange won't be collecting toys this year, that aspect of Christmas giving is going to be. worked into the parade Here's how it works. If you have new or nearly new toys that aren't being used, wrap them up and take them to the parade. As the parade passes there will be about no children dressed as elves, collecting these packages. They'll bo loaded into Santa's, sleigh.

Ottawa Fire Department will be helping too, by hauling away the goodies. So far, promises of donations from commercial outlets run into the thousands of pieces. It should be a good chance to test Ottawa's giving power. CAPITAL CAPERS: Then there was the woman with the set of upper false teeth, and a "habit of wrapping them in a tissue in a bedside table drawer. She also has a 15-year-old fox terrier who loves to eat tissues.

Last week this woman walked into her bedroom and saw the dog chewing what she thought, was a piece of bone' It was her bridgework. And the dog had swallowed some of the teeth Slap She felt a little silly trying to explain to the dentist, but he wasn't very impressed. Strange things happened to dentures all the time, he said. And he told the story of another woman who tripped over her dog and fell on her face. She smashed her plate so badly that it couldn't be and had to be fitted for a complete new one.

That accident had happened some time ago, said the dentist. She still hasn't paid for the second set. BANK AND SPARKS: Major Kevin Downey retires from the armed forces tomorrow, after 29 years with thp air force- Friday the 13th didn't bother Dr. E. T.

Bynoe, director of the communicable disease centre, health and welfare. He retired, and his retirement party was that day Flash from Carleton University: Pasties are "out. Poppies are in. At a recent student -shindig, the "phantom stripper' made the substitution Bells Corners Salvation Army Corps raising money for Brownies and Cubs with a bazaar, and fashion show Saturday at the Bells Corners army headquarters. There are shows at 2 and 4 p.m.

And Graeme Fraser has figured this one out: He can prove conclusively MARMADUKE Santo Will Collect Instead of Deliver that people who have a lot of birthdays live longer than those who don't Jr DEPT. OF NICE GUYS: Add the firemen at No. 3 station to your list of nice guys Marina Creations held one of its parties for shut-ins the other day. It's a charitable group that encourages disabled persons, to produce handicrafts, then sells them to raise money for parties and more handicrafts A Bruyere Street woman, completely disabled, could not attend the last party at the Champlain Towers because there was no way she could get down the steep stairs from her apartment A gang from No. 3 showed up and with amazing.

ease and a good deal of humor placed the woman in a car. The car arrived at the Cham-plain Towers to find the firemen there ahead of them. They took the woman In', They also picked her up later, and placed her back in her apartment. ARTIST RETURNS: Dr. Maurice Haycock recently returned to Ottawa after a two-month trip to Newfoundland.

He painted mainly in the Avalon (Peninsula Since he retired from the government service in 1965, his painting has taken him mainly to the Arctic, where he has travelled thousands of miles. In April last year he accompanied an expedition to the North Pole and became the first artist to sketch there He is currently working on a book Of paintings and stories of historic sites of the Arctic. The book will probably be published next year. PARTING SHOT: Bill Scrivens passes along this "Mini, midi, or maxi. They all cost moni." And he says seeing a camel at the circus the other day reminded him of a mouse put together on a cost-plus, basis.

GROUP EXPECTED BRANTFORD (CP) A dele gation of Japanese tobaccOjOffi cials will tour the southern Ontario tobacco belt this week, it was announced Saturday. A of nine points. -1 Ik'SCM KES Qdavulnerableias-I I Mm 1 'vJ I i. ...11 wsh a i i s77TW---. Q.

4 Both vulnerable, and JL Sooth you -t The bidding has proceeded: West-North-East-Sooth- Pass 10 Dble. Pass r.wtww.ij;iai 1 14- -Youdoit. Ihovn'rmadeoutawillyet." 2Stf hSL 'OSS both sides we should not be too quick to doable the opposition FATCRTWTTEElV for penalties, particularly with iallUU tTllUUU 1 seven cards in the suits partner TnTT TTi JT7T I I bld- A tole tw I jliiJiU SJ L. I opades is, therefore, our choice. ici 1 (ENMo the family circ'us spokesman for the Ontario FJue-Cured Tobacco Growers' Marketing Board 'said Japan might offer one of the best opportunities for new export 6ales.

GOREN ON BRIDGE BY CHARLES H. GOREN ANSWERS TO BRIDGE QUIZ Q. 1 As South, vulnerable, you hold: AKJ92 CAJ9 OJ93 73 The bidding has proceeded: North East Sooth West 1 Pass Pass 3 "7 Pass What do you bid A. Yoa hare a food sound opening bid facing a partner who has opened the bidding and Jumped. You should, therefore, entertain notions of slam.

Yon may temporize. If yon choose, by bidding three spades to describe a rood soit and then follow up with a vigorous Jump in hearts. Q. 2 East-West vulnerable, as South yoa hold: KQ5 OA63 19S4 The bidding: has proceeded: North East South West 1 Pass .1 NT Pass 3 0 Pass 7 k. What do yoa-bid now? Three hearts; A return tevj partners major salt Is clearly fa dlcated and if he takes stm fui-tber vigorous action yoa may be, inclined to show the mem of dia moods next for yoa bar a Bear weifiHttm one no Iiiiuuka espouse Q.

3 Neither vulnerable, as South yon hoklr -VAJS OC32 KJ1I The bidding has proceeded: West North East Sooth 1 A Dble. Pass What do yoa bid? A. One no tramp, while tt Is our policy to respond with a major suit when partner has made his take-out double, we regard this case as exceptional. It Is an evenly balanced hand, well suited for no trump with a double spade atopper, and we prefer to let oar future rest in that direction. Q.

5 Neither vulnerable, and as South yoa hold: 4AK5 OAQ10S53 The bidding has proceeded: Sooth West North East 10 1 Pas What do yoa bid now? A. Two spades. Bad paiLuei'a response come tn the absence of an Intervening bid, we weald lean slightly toward a two diamond bid; bat, in view of the, fact that he made 'a free the two spado call Is clearly indicated. Q. 6 Both vulnerable, and as South you hold: AKJ9 5 OA 7 AM4 The bidding has proceeded: Sooth West North, East' 1 4 Pass Pass 2f What do-yon- bid now? A Discretion cans for a pass.

With a partner who bao aa jMMinced possession of practically so thine ifc. frtUetowcacrjrBi KtboOgbt Q. 7 AsSotrtlvqlnerabte. fTou hold: A5 vAJ IT5 MQC The bidding has proceeded: Sooth West North East 1 Pas 2 0 Pa 2 NT Pass 4 NT Pass 'What do yoa bid now? A Six no trump. Partner's bid should not be construed as Black wood in this ease, but should bo taken as a direct raise of your no trump bid.

Partner Is in effect asking if yoa have something more than the IS high card points which yoa have promised. Inasmuch as your hand contains 17 high card points, a good five card suit, and a fit with partner, yoa should accept the lnviUUon. Q. a-Both sides vulnerable, and as South yoa hold: A10 5 2 2 OQM 4 Klt The bidding has proceeded: West North East Sooth ly 2 0 Pass 3 0 Pass 4 Pass What do yoa bid now? A. Five diamonds.

Partner cvt-dentty has a good distributional hand with which he did not choose to doable. It is reasonable to suppose that your minor suit holdings solidify his two five card suits. By Bil Kcane "Uuick, get me the White House. I've computed "Guess who won I nn linnnrahla solution to the MZ.T. MUST HAVE COMPLETE SPECIAL TALENT! AIL I HAVE YOB POUT HEXT IM TO 6O0MP MOKE i Going conhpence youswa! rw to po is tell the wife of know who line to uke a monarchy CS 1 OCT TO PINNER SURPRISE? THAT HE15 LETTING THE PECEASEP THAT SHEULARRy ROCKET MR.T.

TUAM A COKPO en uz, YOU HANPLE THE xrxrrrZf BE WELL PROVIPEP FOR, VtWAS! -f HiMSELFJ KATIOH i SAM BEGINS TO KANSAS CITY THAT HE WOHT HAVE ANY Kxx 5 I LEARN SOME NRIESl uiiiimntuiMiifflMiiiniumiuiiuiim iiiinimunmnnnuniiiiiiiimu'rai BETWEEN THE LINES TVs Shotgun weddings have rarely proven successful as one party always gets both barrels eventually. Right now viewers are the victims as video variety shows play a little game that deserves to be shot down. The business in question is Lthe scratch-my-back television guest star bit. Not only has it overstayed Its welcome but it has become such a regular nuisance that it's one area 'where TV should use Scope. Glen Campbell is one of the worst offenders.

Although relatively new to TV, he's such an Ingratiating host that it must be embarrassing for his special guests. His. TV tactic is the economic exchange game where a high-priced star is lured Into a guest shot in return for his appearance 'on the guest's show or TV special. So far this season almost all (3) CBFT. Ottawa CBOT CHOV WPTZ Rnwifr.hnil (r Rotating Montreal Cablevision Ottawa Pembroke Pittsburgh fl Commander Jim CD Truth or Consequences (c) sT 5.30 (3) Tele-Teacher Beverly Hillbillies (c) Dragnet (c) 09 Perry Mason CO Pierre Berton (c) the variety show stars have thrown themselves into rotating game, the result being the old song over over again.

Example: Tom Jones does Glen Campbell; Glen Campbell does Tom Jones; Dean Martin does Glen Campbell; Glen Campbell does Dean Martin; and so on. By the time all the stars have moved along the circuit; there's little time left for any novelty. Originally the TV switching was a network idea which evolved Into an internal promotional system. CBS stars would have other CBS stars on as guests and NBC would do likewise. Lately even the aspect of a rather dull business has changed and the stars will snake the rounds on almost every possible program with the exception of the 'direct competition.

CD Perry Mason The Case the 12th Wildcat." the attractiveowner of a professional footballteam Is accused of murder-, ing her husband In a dispute over control of the team. Mona Freeman guest stars. 6.00 (3). News and Sports Nancy (c) News Local News (c) Genies en herbs (c) CD Studio 10 (c) CD Pulse (c) 6.30 (3) Les Francais Chez Vous This Day Tonight (c) (5) Movie (D News (c) Hourglass QNiwi(c) Telejournal (c) CD Dateline CD News Program (c) 6.40 24 heures (c) 6.45 (3) Leisure Lane 6.55 Nouvelles du sport (c) 7.00 (3) Sooners Film Cs) Dragnet (c) My Three Sons (c) Format 30) CD Informs (c) CD Matt Lincoln (c) CD U.F.O. (c) 75 CD Les Commentates (c) 7.30 Mike Neun (c) CB Red Skelton (c) Red's guest Godfrey Cambridge plays football hereo Joe Broadway, in a sketch in which Red appears as foot- ball agent San Fernando Red.

Gunsmoke (c) Mont-Joys (c) CD Les Berger (c) CD Bewitched (c) "Samantha's Old Salem Trip." Sa-mantha and Darrin find out that 17th century Salem is no place for a witch without witchcraft. 8.00 (5) CD Partridge Family (c) 7.00 GO Today (c) CD University of the Air (c) 7.20 CD Mire 7.25 Comment (c) CD Horaire Bienvenue 7.30 Today (c) (D Les PTits Bonshommes CD University (c) CD News (c) 7.45 CD Minl-Annonces (c) CD Bonjour (c) (D CD Miss Helen (c) 8.05 Standby Six (c) 8.15 CD CD Sandbox (c) 8.25 Library News (c) 8.30 Today (c) 8.45 (5) CD Mr. Dressup Overture (c) CD 36-24-36 9.00 GD He Said She said Bonjour Francois Captain Kangaroo (c) Cours scolaires d'Ontario CD Madame est servie (c) CD Wild Whirl of Fashion (c) CD Facets (c) 9.10 (5) CD Schools CD Schools 9.30 GD Movie Game Schools (c) CD Hercules 10.00 (5) CD Canadian Schools GD Dinah's Place (c) Lucy Television Scolaire CD Mesdames (c) CD Audubon CD Magic Tom (c) 10.30 (5) CD Friendly Giant (c) GO Concentration Hillbillies (c) Les oraliens (c) CD Peyton Place (c) nmniniiiiiniiniiiniiiiiiimiiiiiiiinniu a ID CD CBMT WWNY CBOFT CFTM CKWS Montreal Watertown Ottawa Montreal Kingston MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1970' S) Laugh-In (c) Guest star Bob Newhart appears as Laugh-ln's prop man, the President of the United States, and Adam in the Garden of Eden. Ma sorciere bien-aimes (c) CD Patrouille du Cosmos (c) CD CD Nashville North (c) Ian Tyson and The Great Speckled Bird host this half-hour of music and 8.30 (5) CD Front Page Challenge (c) Here's Lucy (c) QQAIa seconds (c) CD CD Carol Burnett (c) Martha Raye and Ross Martin join hostess Carol Burnett. 9.00 (5) CD Bold Ones (c) CD The Bob Hops Show (c) Bob and his guests, Lucille Ball, Tom Jones, Ddnny Thomas and George Burns recreate famous vaudeville acts of the past.

Mayberry R.F.D. (c) QQLa paradis terrestre (c) CD Clauds Blanchard (c) 9.30 Doris Day (c) Prenez le volant CD Pig 'N Whistle (c) Host John Hewer welcomes guests Allan Bruce and June Peters. 10.00 (5) CD The Nature of Things (c) The third in a four-part series entitled "The Last Stand." Tonight, Point Pelee. This tiny peninsula, jutting into Lake Erie, contains a fresh water marsh full of wildlife of all kinds. It is also the last stronghold of the southern deciduous forest in Canada and contains southern species of plants and animals not found anywhere else in the country.

(5) Jack Benny Special (c) Jack celebrates his 20th anniversary on television with guest stars Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope and Dinah Shore and a number of his former ra- dio and television sidekicks. Carol Burnett (c) Les espions (c) CD Une Journee (c) CD CD Ironside (c) "The Man on the Inside." Inside or mat ion about a planned investigation by the Narcotics Squad tips off dope pushers and junkies "finger" Chief Ironside as their informant. Stars Gerald S. O'Loughlin and Simon Scott. 10.30 (5) CD Man at the Centre 'The Bauhaus A look at CD Movie "The Hangman." A Deputy U.S.

Marshal determined to track down a man wanted in connection with a holdup and killing, discovers the entire town is protecting the suspect Stars Robert Taylor, Tina Louise and Fess Park-er. (C). "10.45 (5) CD Chez Helene OO Poly 11.00 (5) CD Sesame Street TJrsateof ttir Century (c) Family Affair (c) Le souris verte CD John Manolesco (c) 11.15 Cinema 11.30 GD Squares (c) Love of Life (c) CD L'epee de Florence CD McGowan and- Co. (c) 12.00 Luncheon Date (5) Noon Report GO Jeopardy (c) Where the Heart Is (c) CD News (c) CD Local News CD Flintstones (c) CD Party Game 12.15 CD Early Movie (c) CD Gary's Guide 12.25 News (c) 12.30 (5) Movie GO Who What Where (c) Search for Tomorrow (c) CD Truth or Consequences CD Movie "King and Country." A hard Impersonal young captain Is detailed to defend a private under arrest awaiting court martial for captain finds himself unwillingly drawn into shouldering a real responsibility. Stars Dirk Bogarde and Tom Courte-nay.

(C). CD Lunch Party (c) 1.00 The Gams Game (c) By Sandy Gardiner Game Dull 0 r-exposure was once considered TV overkill. Not anymore. The series' stars are getting away with murder "and will continue the small screen assassination unless viewers make their presence felt. Campbell closes his show with his pollution reminder: "Let's get it, before, it gets us." He could make a start right in his own backyard.

On the brighter side of Campbell's so-called Good time Hour was Saturday's appearance by Canadians John Byner and Anne Murray, i Anne, as 1 predicted in this space some time ago, is now set to become a regular on the U.S. series, proving once again thaj a CBC exclusive contract is binding on a lot of parties mostly the elbow-bending promotional kind) but not on the principal. Viewing The Bushnell communications empire last week cited inflation (in its case self-" inflicted) and competition as its for dropping a score' of employees. After so vigorously wooing the CRTC (even the Emperor of Japan hasn't seen as much kow-towing) and obtaining approval for its ambitious, plans, the company has now been forced. to slow down because of economic pressure.

The announcement of the firings was accompanied by "the usual sob story but, between the lines, it seems that the best laid plans are tougher' to accomplish, than the company had bargained for. Bushnell's far-sighted Intentions are still on paper where they keep the staff enthusiastic and cost little. But one wonders if a few pleasant TV dreams could be' turning into nightmares. TV Programs and Highlights CD CD CD TV MOVIES ARE RATED: Excellent (A), Good (B), Fair (C), Poor (D, Unrated (X). 5.00 (3) Gary Michaels Rocket Robin Hood (c) (5) Star Trek (J) Daniel Boons (c) -O Courtship of Eddie's Father (c) Daktari (c) CD Cafs-Terrasts (c) CFCF CJOH CJSS Montreal Ottawa Cornwall (c) denotes color a German school of design and building.

News, Sport (c) 11.00 CD (5) CD CD News (c) CD Le Couleur du temps 11.05 CD Movie "Un direct du coeur." A musical comedy. Stars Elvis Presley, Gig Young and Lola Albright. 11.15 News 11.20 Viewpoint (c) (5) Night Report OO Derniere Edition (c) CD Local News CD Pulse (c) CD Sports (c) Sports (c) 11.30 Night Final (c) Night Report (c) Tonight (c) Cinema "L'Amour e'est mon metier." A psychological drama. Stars Belinda Lee, Walter Rilla and Paul Dalhke. CD Devid Frost (c) 11.35 Sports (c) CD Movie "The Good Die Young." Four men, each for a different reason, attempt to rob a London bank.

They fail, sepa-rating frantically In "an effort to escape. Stars Richard Basehart Gloria Grahame, Laurence Harvey, Margaret Leighton, Joan Collins and John Ireland (B). 11.45 Movie "The Long An ex-GI turned truck-driver settles in Liverpool with his English wife. His unhappy domes- tic life makes him easy prey for a gang of smugglers. Stars Victor Mature, Patrick Allen and Diana Dors (D).

(5) Diamond Lil's Cs) Tonight (c) Movie "The Terrible People." The ghost of a hanged man returns to take revenge on his prosecutors. Stars Joachim Fuchsberger and Karin Dor (C). (D Movie young composer awakens with a hangover and the frightening suspi- cion he may have killed someone dur" ing the night. Stars Linda Darnell and Gary Merrill (C). 12.30 CD Facets' (c) 12.35 CD Final Edition 12.40 CD University of the Air (c) 1.15 Final Report 1.45 CD University of the Air (c) GTl Now Show Dick Van Dyke Your Name (c) Horizons verts 1.30 55 North Maple (c) GO Words and Music (c) As the World Turns (c) OO Cinema (c) CD Dr.

Kildare" CD Wild Whirl of Fashion (c) 2.00 (5) Double Exposure (c) -TJjDays of our Livertej Love Is a Many Splendored Thing (c) CD Game Game CD John Manolesco (c) 2.30 Four for the Road (5) Town and Country GO The Doctors (c) Coronation Street Guiding Light (c) Ni oui, ni non (c) CD Kingston Calendar CD CD Famous Jury Trials (c) 3.00 (5) CD Take 30 Secret Storm (c) Femme d'aujourd'hui CD GO CD Another World (c) 3.30 (S) Edge of Night (c) GO Bright Promises (0) CD A Vous de Joeur (c) CD CD Trouble With Tracy (c) 4.00 (5) CD The Galloping Gourmet (c) GO Another World (c) General Hospital Bobino (c) CD Capitaine (c) CD CD Beat the Clock (c) 4.30 (5) CD Banana Splits (c) (3) Gilligan's Island Bewitched Sol et Gobelet (c) CD Lassie CD Flintstones (c).