The Ottawa Journal from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada • Page 54

54 Wednesday, November 1, 1972' Hill DAVE BROWN The Ottawa Journal (ITJ Below says Don Stuss, jloing. graduate work in psychology. "These people habitually voluntarily sleep 3V4-hours-a-day, or less." The by GUMMED UP: Any idea what happens when en aire-dale named Sam chews up a sheet of 100 eight-cent stamps? It can lead to a lot of letter-writing to the post office, some great puns, and a solution The first letter to the post office was from A. M. F.

Biggs of 1430 McGregor Montreal. Enclosed was a gummed up mess that had been eight-cent stamps. They were, "dropped and chewed by a dog. The post office here is not prepared to replace this mess. I hope that you will feel that I ought to receive some compensation." Short time later a letter went out from Jack Kinsella, director of the post office's public af- fairs branch in Ottawa.

"We have had trouble in the past with dogs who chew," he said, "but they are usually chewing the legs of our letter carriers Although you do not mention if the dog in question belongs to you, we have as-" sumed that you come across it regularly." The letter included a muzzle, which, it was explained, wpuld help prevent the problem from reoccurring. It also explained that the employees of the- public affairs' department-had picked up this cost, as well as that of the enclosed replacement stamps Back came a letter from A. M. F. Biggs.

PUNS APLENTY: "Dog. gone fiice of you," "said the last letter from Montreal. 'Tm relieved that you did not think I was bounding you Must confess the dog in question was my own Sam the airedale Sam declines your gift on the basis he has already had a good licking As a. registered dog he should not be interested in anything less than 50 cent stamps Unless of course some aire mail Frankly, he would rather give his attention to your mail boxes where he feels he has a leg to stand on Til use it (the muzzle) to silence critics of the post office P.S. If you should ever decide to apply for the.

job as Canada's ombudsman, you can be sure of one vote two if the country goes to the dogs." CAPITAL CAPERS: If you sleep 3-hours a day, or less, you've probably got a lot of spare time. Giving some of that time to a research project now underway at University jot Ottawa could help answer the question: What is norma sleep? So far researchers have found a couple of people in Ottawa who sleep that little. "Itisn't just a mat-'ter of going short on sleep a few nights and catching up Hull will ister of grant of steep slope side of $500,000 cluded id the fund amount mirA 1 1 1 years. ASSASSINS head of ernment Monday. later," post and So far, dealing "live night, has people are sleepers." into a deep and wake getting down crowd is field.

Hull to street Hull council ing Tuesday fund would needs which Only plus NEW men convicted the in research in other centres, with persons who and six hours a determined these "very, efficient That is they fall sleep very fast, the same way. But to the three-hour a relatively new Volunteers would be seeks grant stabilize slope ask the Quebec min natural resources for a $75,000 to stabilize a along the northwest Normandie Street at a special meet also authorized a revolving fund. This be used for urgent have not been in departmental budgets department drawing from would repay, the interest over five HANGED DELHI (AP) Three of murdering the THE FAMILY CIRCUS -A Going to the dogs and search for sleepers asked to sleep' at the university for two weeks, with a couple of days off in the middle. They would be asked to take part in several tests. Mr.

Stuss can be contacted at 231-4000. FANCY THAT: For those who have been spending sleepless nights worrying abou what to buy their dog or cat for Christmas, the word is out. You can relax In a recent ad in a Toronto paper, Simpsons unveiled "a shining gift idea for the regal Bowser or the royal Meowser." It's a food dish, silverplated, and priced at $32 for doggie and $22 for kitty And if you know anybody who would spend on a deal like that, it should be no trouble finding a suitable gift for him or her. Maybe a book of tickets for a year of therapy? I BY CHARLES H. Both deals.

vulnerable. GOREN NORTH J97 OAQ102 AQJ2 WEST EAST ACS32 4KQ1084 0543 OKJ K108S 5 SOUTH A 087 7 The bidding: East South West North 1 2 Pass 4 Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: Deuce of North had the equivalent of a sound opening bid in today's hand and when his partner -overcalled East's one spade with two hearts, the former was determined to reach game. With no stopper in spades, he could not bid no trump and tho he had only two small hearts, North knew that South must have a good suit to come in at the. two level. On this basis, North felt warranted in proceeding directly to four hearts.

West opened the deuce of spades, East covered dummy's seven with the eight and South won the trick with the ace. A club finesse was-taken and dummy's jack won the trick. A heart was played and when East followed with the seven, South put up the queen. Another club was led. West played the eight and North put in-the queen.

A heart was re Punjab state gov 1956 were hanged Bj Bil Keane "Okay, okay, INFLATION has reached the dogs Ottawa Humane Society has increased the price of a dog from its kennels to $12, frpm $10. The last increase was at least five years ago, says director Ken Switzerland the. $2 increase was "because we had to." The fee has two purposes. It helps offset expenses, and it also indicates to the society that persons buying dogs will take care of them, because they are willing to pay. PARTING SHOT: A Bank Street office, part of a large store, recently 'installed a photocopying machine for its secretaries.

The gals were, trained in its use, and a large sign was placed above the machine. It says: "NO ONE is to use the secretaries reproducing system without permission from Mr. T. ON BRIDGE GOREN turned, East put up the act and led the king of spades which the declarer ruff ed. South drew one more round of trump with the king of hearts, leaving East's jack outstanding.

A club was led to the ace which East ruffed. He exited with the queen of spades and South trumped with the eight of hearts. A small diamond was led to dummy's ten. East won the trick with the jack and returned another -which South ruffed with his last heart, developing the following end position as West and North had to make discards: NORTH AVoid Void OAQ 2 WEST EAST A Void A10S VVoid Void 0 95 OK Vold SOUTH Void 087 4 Void West was obliged to retain the king of clubs to protect against dummy's deuce, so he parted with the five of diamonds. North now discarded the deuce of clubs.

South led a diamond to the next trick. West followed with the nine and, inasmuch as his remaining card was known to-be the king of clubs, there was nothing; to be gained by taking a fi-inesse, so declarer went up with the ace and dropped East's king. North's queen of diamonds took the game fulfilling trick. East MARMADUKE I'll leave a little drip so ydu can "While we're putting away this Halloween stuff I flueis wt might as well get out the CHRISTMAS decorations." wet your whistle when you want to I L. Illll SETHIS 13 AS FAR) YDUSAID VOUVOiD I 1 IWUTTOArSTHESAMEQUO 2 VCHCXXIMSORANCE 1 -VSEU5 rtHaHNHM1 Montreal In 1S34, Cartier, on his first voyage to Canada, described Labrador as "the land God gave to Cain." For many years, Labrador was desolate and useless, except for fishing bases along the coast.

However, its ownership was disputed by Newfoundland and Canada for fl number of years until 1927 when a decision of the British privy council awarded it to Newfoundland. Newfoundland offered to sell 4 Labrador to Quebec in 1925 for $30,000,000, but Quebec refused to buy. Today, Labrador, with its waterpower and iron ore developments, may be beyond prices dor to Joseph de la Penha of of events in the 1930s when Rabbi Isaac de la Penha of fliiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniNmimiiiiiimiiuiiiiiiniininunumm TV programs and highlights 0 CBFT Montreal Ottawa, Cablevlsion 0 Skyline. Cablevlsion a CBOT Ottawa CHOV Pembroke 5.00 Gary Michael (0) Treasure of the Dutch (c) ID Dick Van Dyke Room 222 (c) Cent Filles a Marier (c) CD Trutn or Consequences (c) CD Man From UNCLE 1 Napoleon Solo rushes to Stock-' holm seeking details of a device that will suspend animation on anyone caught In its beam. 5.15 News (L 5.30 Business, Notes and Sports (0) 0 Play One Mors (L) Gary Michaels (S) Get Smart (c) News CB I Dream of Jeanle (c) Truth or Consequences (c) CD Studio 10 (c) CD Perry Mason CD Beat the Clock (c) 5.45 People Profile (0) 6.00 Motorsports (O) What's What For Children (S) Carnet Laurentien (L) (, On the Buses (o) When Jack persuades Stan to take up brewing beer at home, the rest of the family shows little interest.

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1, 1697, and signed by William- granting Labra-ador to Joseph de la Penha of Rotterdam. In those William claimed to' be King of England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Netherlands and their possessions overseas. The document signed by William is now in the Ameri-. can Jewish Archives' in Cincinnati, Ohio, and says in part: "We promise him, the aforesaid Joseph de la Penha and his successors, our protection and support in the pos- session of the aforesaid lease as our vassal against any vexations and The grant was renewed in 1732 and QD WPTZ Pittsburgh CBMT Montreal WWNY Watertown CBOFT "Ottawa CD CRM Montreal TV MOVIES ARE RATEOt Excellent (A). Good (B).

Fair (C). Poor ID). Unrated utt -WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1973 OB NHL Hockey (c) The Pittsburgh Penguins meet the Montreal Canadiens. CQ Le Ranch (c) CD Call It Country (c) Tonight's guests are Neville Wells and Peter Hodgson. 9.00 HI Collections, Collectloneurs (L) CD This Land (c) This Land looks at the future of the whale and present legislation on whale-hunting.

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uiiiiiuiniiim iiimiiiniinimifflimnifflnmiiininraniimiffliiminiiiiiiiiiHiiiiniiHmninninniiH by. Bob Bowman Labrador 1768, although no member of the Penha family ever settled in Labrador. Rabbi Penha fought the British decision that Labrador belonged to Newfoundland for 10 years; but was not successful, otherwise he would be one kof the wealthiest men in the world today. EVENTS NOV. 1: 1696 Iberville began cam-p a i to capture Newfoundland.

1813 General Wilkinson sailed from Oswego, N.Y., to -capture Montreal. 1945 UN Food and Agriculture Organization held, conference at Quebec. 195S L. B. Pearson opened Canada'Dam at West Bengal, India.

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