The San Francisco Examiner from San Francisco, California on November 4, 1956 · 218
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The San Francisco Examiner from San Francisco, California · 218

San Francisco, California
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Sunday, November 4, 1956
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- HOBO: "Pardon mo, lady, but do you have some cake you could give a man down on. his luck?" Lady - of - the - house : "I'm awfully sorry but I have no cake. Would some bread and butter do?" Hobo: "It would ordinarily, ma'am, but you see today is my birthday." i Iowa State Green Gander Alimony is like paying installments on a car after a wreck. Pemacola Gosport Hint to married men: Since-all yo.u guys say that you wear the pants in your family, we suggest that you protect them by wearing an apron while doing the dishes. Amarillo Ranger Professor to his class: "There's a young man in this room making a jackass of Himself. When he's finished I'll start. Green Gander i I i - : ? ' - i ' ' pry The scene is a barber shop in the Alaskan back country. Customer: "Your dog seems to be very fond of watching you work." Barber: "Yeah, he gets a big kick out of chasing the things I flush out of these old prospectors' beards." Granada. Review , i v m hj e I , ' ' t. ..X-' erme 1 Beet ion y CONDUCTED BY BRUCE PATTERSON HI fc - "Now, remember, ladies, no fishing!" ..Lot a .nnl" "Did you ever hear the world's shortest war story?" "No." - "Bang! Bang! Who went there?" Flight Time Smother me with kisses Hold me close Tell me that you love me Or I may be morose. Brewster Blade Little June was crying bitterly. Her mother asked her what was the matter. "Boo-hoo! My new gloves don't fit right." s "No wonder! You have them on the wrong hands," replied mother. June kept on bawling. "I haven't any other hands," s'.it cried. The Pelican - "Do you know what the burglar got that broke into the old maid's home?" "No, what?" "Engaged." The School Belle "I'll teach you my secret of self defense in one easy lesson." "Go ahead." "Keep your glasses on." Patuxent River Tester Build thee stately mansions, o, my soul In modern style of course-Air-conditioned, with a place to bowl And a nine-hole putting course. Chatsworth Chatter A reporter was sent out to interview the winner of a turkey shoot. During the course of the conversation the winner's glass eye fell out. "Doesn't that glass eye interfere with your shooting?" asked the reporter. "No," replied the winner, "I shut both eyes when I shoot." Pensacola Gosport ''He's recovered from liis operation. Now he's recovering from his 6tay in the hospital.' C King Krtur S;

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