The San Francisco Examiner from San Francisco, California • 132

The 1 I i' it- a i Conducted by Sure Fire: The girl with money to burn can always get a match. The Tester 'The man I marry must be a hero "Oh, really, my dear, you're not that bad-looking." The Ram-Buller Cold Water With sagging suit and stringy hair. You swear a vow as you leave there With chattering teeth and shivering skin; Oh, never again will you go in. Eastern Progress I linn Jj i A fir 1 i J5 jj nM I I 1 Ot. ''It's Ix'tHoeii an Aiueriran cheese sandwich and an apple.

IM iry my ninnher eight iron." I "Get away from mv i UDGE: "What was the argument at your house last night, Bertha?" Bertha: "There was no argument, Your Honor. My husband came home Many a man who thinks he has a girl on the string finds out he is on the hook. Air University Dispatch "You can't marry this girl without permission," said the license clerk. "Why not?" asked the swain. "Because she's a minor," answered the clerk.

The young man looked stumped for a few minutes, then asked: "You mean I gotta ask John L. Lewis?" The X-change Deft-nition: Culture a thin veneer, easily soluble in alcohol. College Chronicle "Who was that woman I saw you out with last night?" "I wasn't out, I was resting my eyes." Chcparrc! with a red mark on his shirt collar and I said, 'That's some other woman's and knocked him cold. But there wasn't any argument he never said a word." Wood Wind Jo: "My car is like seven into twenty." Mo: "How so?" Jo: "It won't go." Eastern Progress "Cord "Why did you drop your toy friend? 1 think he is the salt of the earth." Roornmi.te: "He is. hut I'm on a s.i It free diet." Cic me a t-lHe." Jl'Jl HI ll-l.