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TILE DAILY EXA3IIXEK, SaN FRA1S CISCO SUJTDAX MORXIKG, APBLL 28, 1S89 4 PRATTLE. ADVERTISEMENTS. and Mr. James King of William were "out MAY DAY AT THE PARK. when Yankee Sullivan flourished, and the RECORD.

MARCH A Record of Individual Opinion. water came up to Montgomery street, the By Ambrose Bierck. cry for municipal reform went up, and the advantages of clean streets and godly lives iVotir5 Q3ilflri slid over the isocessity of proof and left nothing but the catalogue of supposed Irish crimes enlighten the English public. Kussell has now boldly taken up the challenge. As his opponents choose to indict the whole Irish people through their representatives, so he is now setting forth the case of Ireland versus English law.

He has brought out clearly the fact that crime, properly so called, is far less in Ireland than in England, and has shown were openly expounded. Ban Fr ancisco in the olden, golden days was over-addicted to THE TOTAL CIRCULATION OF THE DAILY EXAKIHEB FOS MARCH, 1889 TUB Event to lieCElEliratSaWitii a Hay-Pols Danes ana Gases. indulgence of its propensities.and went in for a Eood time rather than for cultivation of fl eft its higher spiritual nature; but it never believed in the gospel of dirt and disorder. It was coarse, but it was not curmudgeonly; CHILDREN'S FESTIVAL. that for much the larger part of jf vw r--- sordid but not Silurian.

DAILY AVERAGE: The good people of San Leandro are trying to persuade the Southern Pacific Company to erect a railway station having that novelty on this company's lines, a waiting-room. The good people of amuse. Whcn they wait for a train will it come any the sooner for their being housed? And if San Leandro wants a station what does East Oakland want? About three or four stations, I should say. It is my habit occasionally to wait for a train, at East Oakland. As passenger trains ler-4 there at intervals of half an hour for abou rwelve hours every day, and at Intervals of an hour for four or five hours longer, not counting AT "-SB.

5 A IT little CTandchUJ bczia to swell, aud bAd -n-rr MuiMcfihrnluIL tTaiunimlliLri.nia Trepbln Tor 111 Sat-cmfal Dawbill Ttan Prixw than can be suppressed in srven languages. The word dog is a term of contempt the world over. Poets have sung and prosaists have prosed of the virtues of individual dogs, but nobody has had the hardihood to eulogize the species. No man loves the Dog; he loves his own dog or dogs, and there he stops the force of perverted affection can no further go. He loves his own dog partly because that thrifty creature, ever cadging when not marauding, tickles his mistaken vanity by fawning upon him as the risible source of steaks and bones; and partly because the graceless beast insults everybody else, harming as many as it dares.

Women, I am told, are true caniolatcrs; they love not only dogs but Dog not only their own horrible little beasts, but those of others. But women will love anything: they love men who love dogs. I observe that an obscure weekly Is graciously pleased to assert with emphasis and iteration that Mr. Lynch's pamphlet on "Buckleyisru" was "revised and rewritten by me. I neither wrote nor rewrote it neither revised it nor had anything to do with it.

I saw a part of the manuscript some months ago, and may have advised its publication. I don't know if I did or not, but as its publication would Tor lbs Winner. The Bulletin is not bringing up the rear of any march of mind it is marching on an independent line, neither following nor followed. If it is not a newspaper of the future, it certainly is not a newspaper of the past, for nowhere in the record of intellectual movements and tendencies do we find an account of anything BO purpose. About five mouth after.

It t-Sr-ajse runnlng sore. Coon otler Tea formed. Ks iSsc bad two of tbem oa each hind, aed ci his bki" became mere and more impure It toss li-as V.am for them to break out. A acre eatne oa the beseatu the under Up, which was very Extensive preparations are being made SUNDAY AVERAGE; for a May Day celebration In the children's play-ground at Golden Gate Park. The trains for San Jose, Sacramento, Livermore, i Lead was one soud cab, i which its present attitude may be consid day will be devoted exclusively to children.

there is naturally a good deal of wait .6357, what crime is found there thd misdoings of the Government itself are mainly responsible. In the whole ten years' agitation the Times' counsel has only been able to rake up twenty-six agrarian murders among a population of five millions, scarcely as large a number as has been recorded in one year in San Francisco. To explain even this record, light as it seems when thus set forth, the Irish advocate has brought out in its true colors the miseries inflicted by English rule on the Irish people. The dismal and half-forgotten tale of the famines, the rcfisal of all protection to the industry of the farming classes, the clearance of whole country-sides to please a landlord's whim, and the burning and uprooting of villages all over the land are all told to the English public and to the world at large from the benches of the ered as fairly representing. There was ing thereabout.

The waiting-room will. and there will be no charge except for refreshments. Seats will be provided for deal. Tills was Lie cocditloa ilTjiirJ tnontha old. when I undertook Z- rare of fclra.

Lis mother bavteg di when tee was a Utile more than a year old. never au old regime of which it is a relic and a survival. The notion that the exacting tap-root of its mind is nourished by an spectators, and the exercises promise to be think, seat about twelve persons if they are not very fat; but it will not hold them long, for it is so dirty and ill-smelling that course), neeoui. unusually interesting. All the participants will be public-school children under twelve I0TAL EUMEER OF "WANT" ACS PUB LISEED IS THE EXAKI5ER DURISQ- MAECHi Hale, bet coud not get no IT 1.

fell down. they soon prefer the adjacent lumber-piles. tediluvian slimes and oozes of thought, and by the decay of a day that is dead," is 'ZL. and i could not move rbea la bid. caving At about 9:30 a.

when the San Jose and years of age. The programme for the day is as follows CO use of bis fcasK. I com natural but erroneous. It gets nothing out Sacramento train is expected by the con fiding, the situation is picturesque. Some 4.

0 0. menced with tbe Crarrti PzamriES. cslsg aU frcriy. Cne acre afiT arjetk-w A procession, commencing at 11 o'clock, composed of all the participants in the of the vanished years, advocates no policy that once was accounted wise, is not a laudator temporis aeti. Its principles are half-hundred people of both sexes and day's sports; crowning of the May Queen; all ages are present.

Some are walk' evidently make mischief, it seems likely a creation of its own unaided pocket an court which had been constituted mainly to brand the Irish leader as a common crim May-pole dance; club-swinging, by Olympic Club Juvenile Class; sack: race; pyra evolution of its daily needs. To say that it CUR EC0K3 AND PRESSROOMS. 1BE OPEN ing their legs off, the rest roosting on the lumber, on their luggage, -em the rails and ties. They perch like a bony suaucr farmler la each one Usee five deep osea Juet before w' 'ti grow loose, ard were token ct; tiea tVy would heal rapidly. One of tiese egly boe or-maUona I preserved.

After taLg a dozen half boulea be waa completely eared, and Is sto at tas age of alx years, a strode: and fcaallt-y cMU. that I did. If I ever write of Mr. Buckley's character there will be no question of authorship my melancholy experience as is behind the times is unfair and inaccu Wmmm mid grouping by the Juvenile Class tri TO ADVERTISERS. inal.

Tigott's confession had already established Mr. Parnell'a innocence. Russell is now bringing home the criminality cycle race. f-r girls under twelve; tricycle shags on the rotting piles of the pestnary. rate it simply has no relation to the times whatever.

It is not a newspaper of the the author of "The Beautiful Snow has tausht me the folly of mystification In race, for girls under seven velocipede race, There is no platform where they might sit and hang their legs off there was one, but past. It is not a newspaper at alL of his accusers. The appearance DAILY EXAMINER boys under twelve; velocipede" race, boys treating such themes as that. under seven; running race, girls under ILsr 9. 1SSS.

lies. L. B. 612 K. Clcy r-iooxicoa.

IX 15, 1S-S. So rctora of y-ea- to LJ. E- S. Ma. Pbios of British Columbia informed the company had it lowered flush with the ground.

Thev fight for the best seats on JI 1 1 EVERY VAY OF TIIE YEAR seven; running race, girls under twelve: Parnell himself once more on the stand- will be scarcely less interesting next week, now that he appears as an accuser, than it was when he last the Dominion Parliament the other dav running race, Doys under seven running the tilting tmck of the baggageman If the literary propensities" of the people of the Western Addition find ample and adequate gratification in their local organ, The West they are an unexscting lot, XV. K. HEARST. and Proprietor L- 1 race, boys under twelve; pie race; horizon tal-bar exhibition three-leirsed race. Wherever they can find a rest for the soles stood there inviting accusations from the of their hams, there they are in session, that if only a little British gunboat put its nose near the Aleutian islands nothing more would be heard of seizures of British scalers.

If there is any little gunboat that shares that opinion, it might try it. But For the winner of thedit.ercnt races the following prizes, from Hammersmith Field's, have been offered by the Tark Com ihey do not complain; they do not swear; silent Webster. The verdict will not be what seems good to the Judges, but the truly. That unearthly publication of the existence whereof I am now, by the courtesy cf a -correspondent, first apprised an voice of the world. they do not tear up the tracks and wreck the office.

They occasionally rise, dust themselves, wander aimless about in con missioners: back race, silver cup; tricycle races for girls, pearl-handled pen and gold bracelet; velocipede race for boys, gold pen nounces with pardonable pride that it has why should British Columbia be so anxious to discredit the American claim to half the Behring? That is as silly as it would be It is said that Robert Louis Stevenson's secured the services of Mr. Edmund- ana exar and crescent scarlpm; running stantly narrowing orbits, and at last, with a look which is not of earth, seat themselves weird tale of the Suicide Club is respon son, sometime city editor of the Daily San sible for the creation of an organization of SViSCEJPTJVA TEJtJIS Bp Mail): Da ITT Examine tuicludlng Sunday) year. Iiftsge paid 70 Uaji Lx hinu (including Sunday) 6 mot, inflate paiti. 3 35 Daily Kxamixeb, (including feunaay) 3 nos, JoMtj-e pbio. 1 70 CMuv Kiahime 1 year, poslaxe 00 litilLI 1W ADV.

A St. Daii-T Kiamisfr, Including the Bunday exit by turners to any pars lii civ Initial, er eeic THE WEFELT EXAMINER, ful licelk ndsy, Ttorsdsy. Terms fin advance) Cue year, 1 1 i0; fc months, loc; prepaid. A )J 1 im.asters are authorized lt lefwive fc. fci-eiuieu copitslree.

for. an expectant bride to try to impoverish her future lord. The time will come races for girls, gold ring, set with pearls and garnets; boys' running races, gold cuff buttons and silver cup; pie" race, silver cup; Diegan, which doubless mourns his loss." in the same plaees and sigh. It is the purpose of the company to forbid sighing. the kind, and for the death of four of its Mr.

Edmundson shines. His English is of when British Columbia will be glad to share all the American privileges she can get. tnree-ieggea race, two napiun rings. MAY POLE PAJtCE. Governor Waterman will probably be in members.

Mr. Stevenson has gratified thousands of readers by his pen, but this is the first time that he has distinguished him 'v. Mr. Towne," said an East Oaklander the saleslady sort, and he whacks it up with regardless prodigality bestows it all about him with the spargent improvidence of a wet dog lavishing his wave. He says it is I have been afflicted for a great many years with bad Llosd, which baa eaarcd me to hsre on my body.

My hands were In a solid sore for over a year. I bad tried almost every Uiirg I could bear of, but had given up all hopes of ever being cared, when I saw the sreruaesoc cf lbs CxrzzsssA IIexedixs. I need one box of CtmcvBA, one bottle of RzsdvrsT, and cte cce oat, and a now able to do all my own work. lTr.s. FATSIX "TTSTVAJiT, Slam Tec, Id.

I have used the Cmcrsi Vxhtdxz sneceasfally for my baby, who was aSicted wUh eezKsa, and had such intense Itching that he got no rest day or night but after I Lad used two boxes, the skin began to peel off and get clear and soft. The ltchinj ia gone, and tny baby is ccted. and la raw a healthy, rosy -cheeked boy. ilART KELIX1UIA5S, Eetoit, Kan. Yonr Crnc-CKA Rexedtes did wonderful thinge for me.

They cured my skin disease, which been of fire year' standing, after himureda of dollars bad been spent la trying to cure U- Nothing did mo any good until I commenced the nse of the Ccncrca UrxEDrrs. Our bouse wH! rerer be whhout them. ifCS. KOSA KEI.T.T, Eoekwetl City. Calicuj Ia.

Giiticiira Rerqedies. Ccricriu, the great akin cure. Instantly allays the most agonizing itcXIng and la'faniauttlon, clea-s the skin and scalp of every trace of disease, beaU ulcers and cores, removes crests and scales, and restores the hair. CCTicraa Soar, the greatest of akin bcanti5er. Is indispensable ia treating akin diseases and baby humors.

It produces the whitest, clearest skin and softest hands, free from plmp. spot, or blemish. Ccticuba Insolvent, the new blood purifier, cleanses the blood of all ImpuriUes and poisonous elements, and thus removes the CAfsx. Hence the CrnccaA Ceskdics are the only infallible curatives for every form of skin, scalp, and Wood diseases, from pimples to scrofula. Ccticcka EsxEniEs are sold by druggists and chemists throughout tbe world.

Price CrncrtA, 10 cents per box; CiTtccaa Boar, 23 cents; CtmcrsA Resolve rrr, 1.08 per bottle. Frepared by FOTua Daco a so Chemical Coepokatiost, Borroar, ass. AAV- Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases," 64 pages, 60 ill ast rations, and 100 tesUmonlals. PHILIP A. ROACH.

who had lost the best years of his life waiting for trains, you really ought to vited to crown the May tueen. Tiie different public schools have selected thirty-six little girls to participate in tire maypole self as a man of action. It is pleasant to be a famous author, but it must be stiii more exhilarating to be identified with the Fool- build a station with a waiting-room." doubtless" if there was a braver soldier The Hon. Philip A. Roach is dead! Though since the accident the other day which so seriously disabled him this result Why, my dear sir," replied that official, eiance.

ror several weeks they Jiave been practicing at the Pavilion. This dance will than Washington who, by the way, was devoted to the Union he did so much to killer. be a feature ot the day. One of their number, Miss Maud Cornish, of the Valencia with a bland smile which soured all the milk within a league, "our trains depart from that point with such frequency that rouiCE VEKSO." street School, has been selected for their It is said that no part of the person is May tueen. The following have been chosen as Maids of Honor: Alice Williams, nobody has very long to wait Besides," he added, visibly (and shockingly) intro stamped with the impress of so strong indi save." He records with just indignation the killing of a woman by her incarnate husband." A certain toy which he holds in his hand "(while he writes with the other hand) he describes as a momentum of a precious past." He assures his readers that the Donaldson Brothers," contortionists, is indeed wonderfuL" He describes viduality a3 the ball of the thumb.

Scien specting himself for an additional argu tists and those who are learned in the law of probabilities have indeed always de men "you don't look at it right: there are so many to wait. Divide the time of AD VEKUSISO HAlAJs made known ai Vn Juft. itruiitM Ojj ce. Feir.ittances can be made by express, cbeck. gXtJ ciicer or postal note, Abutbk all leuen; -TDK EXAMINER.

1 i. itt Market cor. Grant Sun Francisco, Cat. lELrnrOXR TT.eEXAKiMKR Editorial No. 18n4 Tl teFxAMiJiitn Business No, 1805 ir.ir-d a( iranmtcu JeaUWtcea heconer Aa1ter.

SUNDAY MOENISO APKIt 28 1 1 at tie Constance Lawrence. Addie Bangs, Mary Hutchinson, Edith Norris, Francis Moss and Jennie Dixon. The exhibitions of the Olympic Club Juvenile Tc am will be under the direction of Professor Smythe. while the races will waiting by the number of those who wait clared that no two human faces are allied in the atter of ex act rese mblance but no man you see?" a certain play as a regular emporium of be superintended by W. A.

Scott, leader of Scalp, and hair who ha3 had a very wide experience with I PLES, black-heads, red, ron chapped, and 111 5 ily kln prevented by Cutlet HA iur. CADI beauuScd ty tbenaeof CiTlctmASoar. was not wholly unexpected, it yet comes as a shock to the community. There was no more familiar figure on the streets than that of Mr. Roach.

He was a pioneer of pioneers. From his earliest advent in California, even before the days of '49, he was a public man, and from that day to this his career has been one devoted to public affairs and public usefulness. His life has been a busy and a helpful one. He has been closely identified with every element of San Francisco's growth. As the first municipal chief of the young city, as legislator, journalist," publicist in aU the multifarious functions and duties of his active and useful career, his voice was always found pleading for right, and he closes the record of a busy life with a name unsullied.

Our pioneers and men of mark are passing away, but the loss of none will be more sincerely regretted than that of Philip A. Roach. The great man's eyes fell again upon his favorite passage in The Life of the Pirate Blachbeard, while his honest right hand ab the walking delegates of bunko unions, and remembers how frequently even these laughing gas and of another he says that for the acme of refinement it has never been excelled. Altogether, Mr. Edmundson is the most weird personality that has sharp-eyed observers have addressed him sently picked his own pocket, automatically concealing the coin beneath his hat-band.

as Mr. Gilkins, of San Jose, is prepared to affected metropolitan journalism with the HE eaie lothei gibs nuGtlDn accept that view. Evidently a considerable number of us look enough alike to be spell and suasion of a ghostly style. i- i ii I cannot, of course, say that these various The waiting multitude at East Oakland appears to have but a dull sense of its own brothers; and the resemblance between the Tty order of J. B.

1IAGGIX, Esq. Hon. Edward Curtis and the late Napoleon wie uiympic uiuo. In the three-legged race, two boys will be required to make an entry. In racing, the right and left legs of two boys will be strapped together.

THE "PII BACE." The pie race" is something unique. EaHi contestant, when the race is called, will be given a pie, which must be disposed of before he can start to run. Thus it is important that the pic should be eaten in the shortest possible time, and some wonderful gastronomic feats may be expected. The baseball games will go on simultaneously with the other exercises in a different part of the grounds. Four teams will contest in the morning and at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

The two winning teams will receive the trophies presented by W. R. Hearst, proprietor of tie Examiner, and which will phosphorescent examples of sepulchral English are all of Edmund soman origin; -WX WTIX SI Buonaparte was not only exceedingly close BRANCH OFFICES Authorized to receive advertisements ate tufceeriptions for this paper: CcrrcrMcAIIist'sp and Cough, function rVTarket and Halght. Cerrer Valencia and 22d. Corner La kin and Geary.

l.W. Corner Sixth and Folsom. rVo. 07 Broadway. some of them resemble emanations from originally (as Mr.

Curtis has himself pointed discomfort, a stray and random consciousness of the means of alleviation. Some have been heard to express a wish that the company would supply them with seats in the United States Senate. One ambitions gentleman uttered an audible aspiration to the grave of the late lamented Public Li out) but increases every year. The lines in the ball of the human thumb, however, are TUESDAY, Slay 14th, 17EDKESDAY. Kay lUlh end TKlinSDAY, E3ay tGth, 1S33, brarian, Mr.

F. B. Perkins, who', however, describes himself (elegantly) as the Literary, Editor of another paper. inimitable, like the water marks in a Rank le Nob nill another obviously prompted of England note; nature herself cannot ex WmrorT Lucre oa Resekvs, rs run City or Moreover The West End bears the name Kassoh, Phelps and Bates have called on Bismarck, and the dispatches do not inform us that they have been kicked downstairs. The New York Evening Post not long ago announced that Bismarck would fall from power if he should receive Bates.

public is listening to hear something drop. S. B. Carleton as publisher and proprietor; and it must be confessed that many of the by avarice said ne would like to be a Government bond. A person lustrously corticated with velveteen, bearing a lady's-leg cane and embellished with a dogs-head scarf-pin, thought that if be were a stall in consist of an entire baseball outfit, includ titrnmimolcio btat the Kximicii nnri i cfc, rfttuai fiatji, and other placet si ufii tpar-er.

or vtually sold, will )a or an the piubliMltcrt by reporting tA examples" have a suggestive publisher- actly reproduce them. With a view to profiting by the fact, many suggestions have been made, having for their special purpose personal identification. Under the eld Chinese Restriction law, for example, it was strenuously urged that the' departing pagan be required to leave on record ing uniforms made to order, breastplates, masks, gloves, bat, etc These trains will contest for the first i ro Ivor and-proprietor sound, like the after-song of a stilled jackass. But some of them I know one of the stables at Palo Alto.jmd were MR. NAST AND THE CENTENNIAL.

place and the ben team will be known as the Exaxiksb Nine. The names will be strewn with fresh clean straw, he would NOTICE TO 3IAIL SCBSCKI1IEKS. experience a restful feeling to which a man to be Mr. Edmundson's own, and I have too deep a faith in the law of probabilities to believe that there are two such writers in only three States. at the Custom House a permanent impression of his thumb which in most instances called at 10 in the morning.

Jack Hayes has been training the boys for their work and some very good juvenile playing may be expected. summitmg a lumber pile cannot easily attain. There is no naturalness and little definition in these unstudied longings. AfterTantti-y 1, 189, the subscription rates for THE DAILY EXAMINER by mail Trill be: One 70 Six 3 35 Kbree month I 1 70 Ln tries for anv of the races can be made Their only value but that they have in common is the expression of a desire for with G. M.

Murphy, Superintendent of the Children's P.av Ground, at the Park, up to 10 o'clock on May Dav The exercises of the day w.ll be under the super some kind of change for concuti6ns other than those provided by the railway company at East Oakland. Considered as as he doubtless did if he handled the stub of his return certificate. It is thought too that the ends of justice would be better served by appending this true sign mannal to the portaits of prominent citizens at police headquarters. A photographic portrait is good enough for rough-and-ready identification, but for really fine work in distinguishing between the persons who are "wanted" and the persons who want them between those who violate the letter Mr. Nast's striking pictorial contributions to the Centennial literature of the day, which appear in to-day's Ex a miser, will be regarded with pleasure and also with a feeling of national pride by the- thousands of Exam ii? ek readers.

In his choice of subjects Mr. Nast has been peculiarly happy. In glorious contrast are depicted the blessings of an hundred years of free government, with the onerous and oppressive weight of monarchical institutions held in place by huge standing armies and ponderous fleets, supported by grinding taxation. These two illustrations of two governmental systems as opposite as the poles, convey more clearly than could vision ot tne Hoard or Laucauon ana tue You bet yon, new. Parson I knowed him: Bill Briggs was a feller to know.

An I tell you It Heaven has th rowed him It's a playin' It mighty low. It was all very well, you a-standtn' Excusln' him thereby the bier: But I noticed you frequent a-lsndln His memory one on the ear. Board of Park Commissioners. anintemesu Ibi Jfivenlnw. Alcazak Hazel KIrka.

BrsH-STRKET A Bunch of Keys. Ckntral Fabk Circna. Tjvoi.i The Queen's Lace HanukerchleC Specialty. pirations, they do not amount to much, but have a certain significance when regarded St. Krlacet's Concert.

The young ladies and gentlemen connect as moans of anguish wrung from suffering souls by ed with St. Bridget's Convent School Fair AN EXPLANATION. of the law and those who as a rule are con gave another concert last evening at Golden Gate Hall, on Pacific street, near Van Ness tent to violate its spirit and intent the rapacity, mennneis. cailonauess, tiDathy. avenue, where the bazar is still in progress.

columns of print or the most eloquent ora thumb-ordeal is said to be far and away superior. True, a hunted criminal might cut off his thumb; but so he may his head. extortion, fraud. parsimony, cheating, robbery. venality.

fliutskinnios and brats, beartlesbneu. greed, opprsion, cupidity, sellishness, brutality, turpitude, dishonesty, tyrannv, incivility. Vocal selections were rendered by F. II. Kilduff.

Mis K. Galvin. Miss Nora Hay. pernly, luRoleoce, stupidity, pennywlsdom the Aencs and Ella Gorevan, Miss Theresa Welch. Frank T.

Shea. Miss Rose Broderick, tbe Misses Minnie and Sabina a u. i iTti. t. In tracts of 10, 20 and 40 acres each, and also of ICO, 320 and 040 acres each, 7,500 ficres of Fruit, Alfalfa and General Farming Land, all tinder tbe Vort Prirtrta of Irrigation, being ponidoj of tne fallowing tlanchcs: RsuEiSa.n View Dairy, Greenfield's nansli, Cctfsn Hanch, and -IcvrcU R-nch.

Also, a line of extremely desirable Town Lots and Flocks la EAEEESFIXLD, to be sold upon the following tnlT is per cnt eh balance la SBSj I a1311Lvx.1u JLiJIjliiAloI per Crtit prT innlml. reciU tnuitos menu will be extended to llaoee wbo se'ue upon sad improve lwir land. TT. These lands are amplvsupp'ded with water for Irrlcstion. at prior AwSSuilSCC Oi 1141X1.

reflated by law. and tower tbaa in any other poflAoa of theM Sfcc.af Excursions To enable all to participate in this Important event, we bav made arraneements with the Faurnsd oirpany 'V whiti we ur enabled tnr sr-cial rnd-trip ral I rr.m pair te BAKOtai between SAN FliANtlsCO, cAN JCteE, bTwCAvlOJ sad LOo AN ei.I ss follows: BAN TRANCISCO. PACRASfENTA. STOCKTON. SAN JOSE and ad intermediate points, to and return, ROUND-TRIP TICKETS ONLY 3.50 and corresponding rates from all paints between LATH COP and EAKXK5I IXD.

FROM LTH ANGFTLE3 TO Ronnd-trin YL.OS1 COLTON TO LOS ASutLLa, Hound-trip Ticket only tr-t and eorrerpondiug rates from all points between Cotro, Los Asgeles and Parties desirous of visiting BAKEIiSFiaLD before the excursion, to examine the land, can do so, and tho difference in cost between the regular fare and the excursion rates will be refunded them if they become purchasers at tho auction sale. ZX2rbXZ3 TtXsXS. Tickets will be good on trains leaving San Francisco Saturday, May Ilth, end Sunday, May lth, at S.30 a. and r. and oa trains from rUKTameoto, rUckti and t-n Joe, connecting therewith; and frmn Ins Angles on train loavins: Sunday, Msv h.

at 1 r. m. ItBrvHWum. icket wia be good oa ail regular trains leaving HakerMioJ Auy loth, l.ta. Senator Stewart is a recognized authority Miss Bessie Arthur O-'Neil, J.

Fo- on the silver question. The Chronicle. garty. oeorge buliivan and rank i Ulman. The fair will continue throughout this Who bends to bis "authority the kueeT He's "recognized" by'toe who think be.

weex. Musicians Arrested. tory, the lessons to be learned from our century of constitutional life and the true significance of our Centennial celebration. While all Europe is cowering before millions of bayonets and groaning beneath an almost unendurable weight of taxation to support vast armies of armed and idle men, peaceful America enjoys the beneficence of free and glorious institutions, and unvexed by political cares or foreign complications is permitted to go on in her own way, working out a destiny never before reached or hoped for by any nation upon earth. Equally felicitous is vthe artist in his lighter limning upon the events to be commemorated by the coming celebration.

Each picture is a volume and every line of light and shade conveys a moral. Some dozen musicians parading the streets in a wagon and distributing circulars That's rlht or wrong I don't propose to pass On any question silver, gold or brast; Bat pray observe a necesary rule: Debating If a beast ass or mule. for a picnic were arrested yesterday after Tis wiser far to measure length of ear The E.xamiser owes an apology to its readers for the encroachments of advertising upon its other departments of late. During the past week the space available for news has been considerably curtailed, and Upon some days more than half of the paper has been occupied by advertisements. Thi4ias not been intentional.

It has been due to the rush of advertisers, who could not be pat off, and to the lack of sufficient press facilities for publishing supplements 3 often as they are needed. The difficulty is only temporary. Two of the newest inset presses are almost ready for shipment at Hoe's works in New York, and in a little more than a month the Examines will be prepared to issue eight, ten, twelve, sixteen or twenty-page papers, in the metropolitan style, according to the demands upon its space. Meanwhile it will endeavor by careful editing so to condense the news that nothing of real importance shall be left out, while al! the special features not shared by Its contemporaries shall be continued as Usual. This morning's edition, we are confident, will afford nobody any ground for complaint.

It contains twenty-four pages, and while about sixty-five columns are devoted to advertisements, there is space enough left for all the reading matter that anylwdy You said that be died a-repentln An' blubberln' over bis sins. That's yonr wey mtsreprenentln' Us outs for to tickle the ins. It's all hypocritical drivel: Bill wasnt a feller to trim An he didu't work on a swivel No "tarn, sinner, turn" for him. All the turn in he done was at faro. An that he done fa'r an squr; An' ef ho sous' dance the bolero Hot-footed forever down thar Thar'll be plenty parsons pariakin' In that little jamboree.

Who are goln' to funerals makln' Remarks which is too dam free. Bill Briggs wasn't nobody's liar: He could bust all the boys, just the same. An' be didn't need no hell fire To round them up Into his game. His plan was to give 'em a show, sir To every cbunip a squar deal. That's nothin' to brig about no, sir.

Nor nothin' to make him squeal. Well, William Is dead, an' Til let yom Jest tell it the way that yon will Bnt I've got a loose twenty to bet you Yon'll weaken at last worse'n Bill. Than cite authority to make It clear. That cannot settle the dispute, for you'll (If you contend the animal's a mule) Be hardly dunce enough to say: "Good sir, Either act would not only greatly impair his usefulness in the sphere in which it has pleased Heaven to place him, but be no small punishment in itself, supplying, moreover, a strong presumption of his general identity with all eluding desirables. If the ball of each individual thumbs is unique and inimitable; if its concentric lines are eloquent of the owner's personality; if they are, indeed, the man himself the ego we have in them a suitable basis for a social custom which would be singularly pleasing.

Since the revival of the cleanly and decent practice of sealing our letters with wax instead of by licking the flap of the envelope, the seal ring (we do not mean the Alaska Commercial Company) has come again into vogue, with its hideous and unmeaning devices of crest and monogram. Instead of this barbarous and discredited appliance, with its suggestions of the dark ages and the aristocratic tomfoolery of heraldry, let us use nature's simple seal, the ball of the naked thumb. Nothing could be more beautiful and touching than to finish otf one's letter with an embellishment bearing in its delicate tracery so much of one's individuality one's veritable self. A letter so authenticated, adorned and, as it wrere, sanctified would have something of the charm of a personal salutation. It would noon.

ith the exception of the leader, Fred Aibert, all were allowed to go. He, however, had to deposit $30 bail on two charges of misdemeanor. OVEELAND EXCURSION NOTICE. The only authorized excursion ta attend the Baptist Anniversaries to be held In Boston. May 15th to 2 lit.

wtil leave San Francisco and Oakland May 6th. under the personal supervision of Key. O. 8. a bbott.

In ihrottffft I'uUmon tourist ears from San Francisco to Chicago, Boston aud New York wubont change. All good people are cordially Invited to Join. For roll particulars address Bev. O. S.

Abbott, 118 Eleventh street, Oakland, or 22 Montcamery street, ban Francisco, Th murderous Geary and Sutter-street dummies are still unguarded. Asteosomeks sometimes have difficulty in finding spider threads sufficiently attenuated for the crosslines of their telescopes. By inquiry at the rooms of the California Athletic Club they might be accommodated with an unused color line. ism ana ivia, loos. troqratiimc of Safe and at OKEKNFIFXT'S llANCH.

Twenty-acre Tracts Alfalfa rtuor mv. The matter to that person 111 refer. For he's unerrlnr," if you've heard him pass Judgment already that the beast's an ass. But if tome partisan of yours you choose. And call him an authority, you nse A form of logle which logicians term Begging the question for you but affirm Another way what you affirmed before As one denied an entrance cornea once more And thunders vainly at the self-same door.

"Authority! Authority!" they shont Whose minds; not large enough to hold a doubt. Some chance opinion ever entertain, By dogma billeted upon their brain. Ha they exclaim with Idiotic glee, Here's Dabster If you won't give in to me Dabster, sir. Dabster, to whom all men look Land, with crops, and partly cultivated farms of 1JO and acres each. 1.7C0 PECONI DAY.

Barbecue and Sale at MOUNTAIN VIEW DAIRY RANCH. THE SIDEBOAPJ), I an conveniently dispose of. consistently 1th his religious duties. BCRLISOTOX ROUTS EXCURSIONS. Commssdnc Friday, afarch 1st.

at a p. aal every alternate Friday, excursions wtd leare Saa Francisco Stir all points East, via Salt Lake City, where stop will be made one day. The sleeptnr-cars are provided with mattresses, blankets, pit-lows, curtains, etc For lull partlcalars an! descriptive Jblder. call on or address Agens Bornngtoa Ronte. 33 Montgomery street.

8aa Francises, Ad Ex-Senator'a Story. fyorn the Sew York Star. I am living quietly at Mifflinton. my The German students are not required to attend the lectures unless they feel disposed to do so. A stranger in a German university city asks a young man Where is the University building?" "I really don't know.

I am a student Alfalfa Land, in tracts or from 20 acres up. THIRD DAY. Sale at A ERS FIELD, of Town Lots, Villa Sites, Acre Property adjacent to Bakerafield, and any oilier unsold land. A9-Sal will eontrnned flinrnch the week If It Is noeesiaary to de M. as wo propose to SELL EVEUrTUlNU oa the Catalogue.

wititexU regard prices obtained. FREE CONVEYANCES from Ttake-sfield at all Hmea to the rmeriy for saleT TICKETS will be on sale at tbs office- of tbe Railroad Company, and at the oOceof McAFKK 6i BALDWIN. 10 Montgomery Mreet. Kan Francrsco, where Bitpmsr-car eccnea. modations can also be arranged fr.

Maps and diagratus wid bo sent to say address nova lt3 different way as native home. I am entirely out of politics and take no Interest whatever in political i'Mod, Ull- ii rineu in uie writer neari a plying, as it would, a similar sort of de OVERLAND EXCURSION Is the latest revised list of the ladies who are to go down to JiforjTas pnfricTpSm In the opening quadrille at the Centennial ball in New York the name of Mrs. Cleveland does not appear. It is bard, but it could not be helped. History is exacting, nd it could not spare the names of Mrs.

E. T. Jones, Mrs. Bayard Cutting or Mrs. S.

V. It. Cruger. "nYUh Mr. Lowbrow (in conversation with a lady I s.

fhus spoke John 3. Patterson, who served application to Via Denver and Rio Grande and Rock Island Ran- It matters naught that many another wight six years tS -lh PaiteJ States i'tiL with whose affections he had trifled early in every Wednesday. Carolina. Probably his moat notable act daring Pull a a tourist sleeping; cars, roily equipped! t'S? further particulars call on or address CLINTON JuNK. General Agtnt Rock Island Route.

38 Montgomery street, San Francisco. Real Estate Agent and Auctioneers, lJm3ih.gamtry SL, Saa Francises. THE NEW PHASE OF THE PAR-KELL COMMISSION. JfEJriTAZZSS SOA'S g3S, 887 JSumH St AXD TO THX L. McAFEE.1 Jf-Tweorrs, MLAaO DEPABTXE5T OF J.

B. HAGC15, C. BfiOWEli, CORONADO NATURAL MINERAL WATER. votion and self-sacrifice; for sealing-wax when soft enough to be impressible by the human thumb is piping hot 1 As most of the polite customs which make up the etiquette of "genteel society are intended to manifest the possession of wealth and immunity from. toil, this one is in the direct line of adoption for only the spectacular class ladies and gentleman ot elegant leisure can afford to adopt it.

To the honest saleslady or the worthy work gentleman the expense of counterfeiting that repose Which stamps the caste of Vero de Tere, by maintaining a permanently blistered thumb, would be financially disastrous. AN VNJCST AUDITOR. No Imported or artificial water compares wltb Coronsjdo as a beverage or for table nse. DR. HEKLEV3 BIT 'XV JB It IS I LINCOLN COLONY! PLACER COCNTT.

FKBSosra wbo lead a lire of exposure are subject to rbeamatlsm. nenralgia and lombasro, and wUl find a valuable remedy in Dr. J. H. McLean's Vol-canto Oil Liniment.

It will banish pain and subdue Inflammation. For Eyspepsla and Indigestion. SOLD ltY ALL DEALERS. 4,503 ACHES, IH SU3DIV.SIS3S I LEASE AND BUILDING Fob an Irritated throat, couch or cold, Brown's Bronchial Troches are oiTared with tbe faUest confidence In their efficacy. Sold only In boxes.

2 O-Aoro Trieste I TH UNITED STATES PANORAMA CO. 6io lore! to J7G per FOR. SALE I s-r Mi-tlenlara aoDlr at OoaDaovs ofDce, Fdn corsBS, asthma and throat disorders nse Brown's Bronchial Troches." cents a box. Bultdlnc corner ataaoa ana may m. a.

TERM One-tblrd isb; balance ta 1 4 sad years, at per cast. is xes best in- life) Yes, Miss Hardscrabble, I'm married at last. Miss Hardscrablle And you are perfectly happy, I suppose?" Perfectly. .1 fortunately married a very smart woman. She was a school-teacher when I married her.

She knows a great deal more than I do." Did she teach in the primary department?" Sonoma Valley Whistle. Judge Then I am to understand that after the robbery the prisoner ran away with alacrity? Witness Naw, yer Onner, it was me watch he run away wid. Life. First Medical Student Good morning, doctor. Second Medical Student Good morning, doctor.

F. M. S. Fine morning, doctor. S.

M. S. It is, indeed, doctor. F. M.

S. Good morning, doctor. S. M. S.

Good morning, doctor. 'Epoch. Fair Debutante (as the guests are about to arrive) Oh, dear! I shall be everlastingly disgraced. The supper will be a total failure! Friend Why, Lou. what is the matter? Fair Debntante The caterer has just sent word that he can't get any hot sausages Epoch.

A train in Arizona Was boarded by robbers, who went through the luckless passengers. One of them hapr-ened to be a Hebrew drummer" from New York, who, when his turn came, with reluctance flashed out 200, but rapidly took ft from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket. "What do you mean by that?" asked the robber as he toyed with liis revolver. Hurriedly came the Mine frentj you surely" vould not refuse me 2 per zent discount on a strictly cash transaction like dis?" Denver ATew. HiaHLAirn Biaxs MLiljc fiunt food in tbe world.

OI irrrrrTOCTO from errors ynoth, OUrrCrvCrt --4in weoew. etc was leMured to bealui tn socti a re Hn vtiror. n.k-.k!.. all eim Iad ralu-d. taat be ible i Bwsuhs Bbakd or Viut is Cbkam.

Try It, CAttenAFH" Type-Writer Acency.723 Market wtll send tbe mode of tire FREE all K.w v.lTep- If Auditor Strother is correctly reported he has been speaking of our esteemed con-tempo Evening Bulletin, and of the distinguished men of letters who adorn it with their talents, in a way that is hardly respectful. He says that it is fifty years "behind the times," calls it an old fogy, and distinctly enough insinuates that it knows nothing of architecture. AU this is exceedingly unkind and some of it untrue. It is untrue, for example, that the Bulletin is be ryiJncoln Colony Is situated Ave nllswe4af the town of on the Oreeon Itvoa of lae Central Pac-tne Railroad. AU level and cboses-Frmt and Vine Lane.

For further particulars apply to BOY EE. TOY 19 Uestrsaerr Saa Francises. wrs. JLutlU A. u.

mi lun vuua. Hat thought more deeply, could more wisely write On t'other side that you yoursalf possess Knowledge where Dabster did but faintly guess. God help yon If ambitions to persuade The fools who take opinions ready-made And recognize authorities. Be sure No tittle of their folly they'll abjure For all that you can say. Bat write It down.

Publish It, die and get a great renown Faith! how they'll snap it ap, misread, misquote, Swear that they had a hand ia all you wrote. And ride your fame like monkeys on a goat I I am sincerely sorry to hear of the accident which befell that very good girl. Miss Elizabeth Strong, and which, it is feared, may deprive her of the use of her hands. Miss Strong is a conscientious painter and has had a hard struggle with adverse fortune. The loss of the use of her hands would mean to her poverty, despair, the neglect and indifference of those who are now posing as her patrons and admirers.

But all the stuff that these excellent people are talking about the loss to art is nonsense and moonshine. Art does not consist in painting portraits of dogs, and that is all Miss Strong could do, or ever seriously attempted and that she did only tolerably welL There is something singularly ludicrous in the grave, unsmiling stupidity of the statement that she the highest position which an American painter of dogs has ever I dare say It is true, but it is very like it would be to say of a skillful artist in another line that he is the most illustnons giving sculptor of toads. Art is not a mere transcript of nature; it is superior to nature. It has in it a meaning and a glory at which nature but obscurely hints, or, expressing, expresses badly, along with confused utterances distinctly disagreeable. Art is nature spiritualized- But a painting of a dog ia better than a dog only because it is deader.

The Irish members seem to have scored hf avily in their innings before the Timet Commission. Sir Charles Russell's opening speech is recognized as a masterpiece of eloquence by the English press almost universally. The comparisons drawn by almost every one between the pettifogging opening speech of Attorney-General Webster and Russell's brilliant argument are scarcely less galling to the former than the npology which he was forced into making by the confession of the forger Pigott. While Using the caution and coolness of a practiced lawyer, the Irish advocate, himself a representative of an English constituency, lias made no secret that his address is directed to the English people and not to the partisan tribunal appointed by Lord Salisbury's Government. Webster, in his capacity of counsel for the Times, had undertaken to lay on Mr.

Parnell and his colleagues the responsibility of nearly every agrarian crime committed in Ireland lor tiie last ten years. The trick was not altogether an injudicious one, considering the prejudices of the English people and of the very Judges appointed to try the jcase. Murders, burnings, assaults and crimes of every description, real or alleged, committed in Ireland since the beginning of the Land League were paraded before the court during two months, until the ordinary English reader of the proceedings must have ini-ngined that Irish modern history was like a chapter from the Newgate calendar, or the those six years was voting acainst bis party to seat General M. Bauer, who wss tben knocking for admission from the same State. His vote and Don Cameron's settled the question in Mr.

Bntler's favor. Patterson Is said to bare received Immunity In South Carolina for some political sbortcomtnes In consideration of his voting for General Butler's admission. Senator Cameron voted In opposition to his party upon this question to pay a debt of gratitude his father owed the Butlers for years. It was General Butler's uncle who was in the Senate at the time Governor Bigler undertook to question Cameron's right to his seat In 1856. Butler took a hand in Cameron's favor in a very terse speech, in which he said: The Senate of the United States is no place for Pennsylvania to wash its dirty linen in.

I mora to lay the whole snbject on the table." This was agreed to. A few minatas afterward Butler walked over to Cameron's seat and said: Simon, I think you owe me a bottle of whisky." That I do," renlied the old General. and I will make it a barrel," which he did. From this incident sprang up a lasting friendship. Tbe Virtue of Vegetables.

JTrom tW rhUadelpkia Prrc. Celery acts upon the nervous system, and It is a cure for rheumatism and neuralgia. Tomatoes stimulate the liver, aud spinach and common dandelion, prepared in the same way, have a direct effect on diseases of tbe kidneys. Onions, garlic and olives promote digestion by stlmnlaUng the circulatory system, with the consequent increase of the saliva and 'gastric juice. Raw onions are also regarded as a remedy for sleeplessness, and the French believe that onion soup Is an excellent tonic in esses of debility ot the digestive organs.

Plot Ttain Dance. The last Issue ot the Lyon county (Xev.) Timet says: Tbe Piutes of Mason valley bad a big rain dance last week. Their big man who formerly brought rain when they desired It, died last summer, therefore they have takon it upon themselves to pray for rain in their pesu-liar manner. If the rain does not come soon there will be another big dance at the Walker Lske ReservaUoa oa which occasion the Fintes from aU over the country will be notified to be present. hind the times.

It is apart from the times. A "For nearly a month I waa not able to Sleep, but Sorter uslii? Paixe's CXIXKT COMrOTJwp AbJw fk mm for two days, In-Bomnla, fled and strength return At what period, we venture to ask, has it been held that municipal progress and the public welfare are promoted by dirty streets, broken sewers, public buildings which totter to their fall, vacant lots eloquent of dead dogs and a water supply derived principally from cow-pastures Mr. Strother's phrase, behind the times," would seem to imply that these things, and other things similarly objectionable, were once regarded by all as ele- E. O. Smith, 1 KlYYeT Il-ll Claasspia, a "I have taken "For a lone; tone I was so irvrns and worn out that I could cot work.

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Stebbens Alfred, I had such a curious dream last night. Mr. S. What was it, mv dear? dreamed that I asked vou for 100 to buy some new tilings for Easter and that vou looked displeased and said I couldn't nave it. iTeams always go by contraries, you know." Generally, but this won't.

You can send it to the Psvciioloffical Society as an them found universal acceptance; but that every one now, excepting Bulletin men, has recanted and been born again into the light of a new dispensation that our respected contemporary holds fast to the old faith, not keeping up with the procession. Nothing of the kind is true; even in the New York Tohce Gazette. That the Irish members bad no possible connection with the deeds in question was never suggested. The Attorney-General gravely assured the Court that he would prove their participation later on, and had it not been for the extraordinary circumstances of Pigott's jtnfession and death, he would have easily smnrrnn STKFrT he nuTuber of the EXAMINER'S EMPLOYMENT OF bad old days when people conducted gam- Wk instance ot Uie remarkable tuiiiiiment ot luoiautc ui iuc icumiMiui? luiuiiuicui vi A dog is a detestable quadruped. It knows more ways to be unmentionable LACTATED FOOD 'JZ! DIAMOND DYES Oi frVl mm am! AWare 4 sear FICE.

AM far blmg games in the Plaza; when Mr. Casey strange dream." Lhuugo Herald..