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SANDUSKY nF SEPT. ZD, 1047 Boyle 's Column By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK, chit- chaff roundup: A young husband here has found a new way to hunt mosquitoes. He uses a vacuum cleaner. Carrying one of the tank-type cleaners in one hand and its hose in the other, he stalks about his apartment until he spots a mosquito sometimes known hereabouts as "East river robins." He slides the hose nozzle slowly up to the insect and suddenly is sucked into the cleaner. "I caught eight night two moths," boasted this apartment house nimrod.

His wife, however, is thinking of declaring a closed season. While he was prowling around the bedroom he accidentally brushed the cleaner nozzle against a dressing table on which lay )iis wife's new brassiere. Whoosh! and it disappeared into (he cleaner. College men arc perennially broke. But Harry Augustine o'f Sherwood, doesn't believe they are having any toughef time financially than they did in the years when he was at the University of Wisconsin in quest of a sheepskin.

"My roommate and I were so poor," he recalled, "we stayed home on Saturday nights and played poker for raisins." Ed Howe, the "sage of potato hill" and crusty word genius of the Atchison Globe, is a legend out Kansas.way. The late Carl Brown, his managing editor, liked to tell of the time Howe gave him a $4 raise after he pulled down a wife- beater who got nasty with him. The next week Brown got into another fight while on an assignment. This time he dropped the IN BOTTLES AND AT FOUNTAINS Pepsi-Cola Company, Umg Itland Y. Francliised Botuer: fepsi-Cula Bottling Co.

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Johnny Florea, whose camera caught some of the war's best news pictures, is back from a trek through the Far East for Life magazine. He finds life much simpler without the Japanese houseboy he had in Tokyo. This lad, known to his mother as Ikihero Sabiero and to the press corps as "Shorty," saw Florea gulping down some pills one evening and asked what they were, for. "To make me sleep," Johnny told him. The next day Shorty asked if he could have some of the pills, too.

"Sleep so much daytime," he yawned, "no sleep at night." Shorty had the oriental servant's typical dislike for disturbing the serenity of his master in any way. Once Florea, before retiring, cautioned the houseboy repeatedly to awaken him at 7 a. sharp as he had an important engagement. The next morning shorty flip- flapped silently in, carefully laid a note by the bedside, and noiselessly backed out. When Florea awoke shortly before mid-day, he found the note: "Mr.

Florea, it is now seven o'clock. Please wake up." Major Carl Ingwersen Of, Port Clinton Given 90 Day Active Service Two reserve officers of the army have been ordered to active duty and assigned to the unit instructor's office here and at Toledo for 90 days service, it was announced by Lt. Col. Logan L- LaMarche, unit instructor. They are Major Carl M.

Ingwersen, ordnance. Port Clinton, who will be assistant unit instructor, liaison officer, summary court and inspecting officer at headquarters here and Capt. Tobias A. Shinevar, infantry, Toledo, who will be an assistant unit instructor Major Ingwersen served with the 'ailth Field Artillery of the 79th Division in World War 1 and with the 9327th Technical Service unit in the recent war. He served Erie Ordnance Depot as executive officer and later as operations supervising shipment of thousands of pieces of artillery to forces in the field without missing a schedule.

He was on active duty from May 31, 1942 to April 22, 1946. Prior to his military service he was a plant superintendent for U. S. Gypsum at Gypsum, Detroit. Oakfield, N.

Y-. and Chicago. Later he was in the furniture business at Port Clinton for 15 years. HE'S NO STYLE Nellee Jessee Reid, 85-year-old Charlton, bachelor who has dressed like a woman all his life because his mother decided to raise her sixth son as a daughter, shows that he is unaffected by controversies over skirt lengths or other "new-fangled" styles. Reid, who has worked as a lumberman, farmer, construction hand and railroad fireman, has always stuck to the same style, that of the 1890s, on all these jobs.

Now a district pensioner he lives in his tarpaper shack with 20 cats and indulges in his hobby of making his own clothes. (AP Wirephoto) Clyde Eastern Star Advancement Night Held; Plan Parties CLYDE, Sept. 29 Advancement night was held recently by Clyde Chapter 73, O.E.S. Mrs. Gerald Rader, associate matron, advanced to the matron's station to conduct the business session of the order.

Mrs. Daryl Sours advanced to associate matron, Mrs. Kenneth Bell to conductress and Mr.s. John Ashton, matron, filled the station of associate conductress. Mrs.

Rader, acting as worthy matron, thanked Mrs. Sours, chairman of a sale and her committee for netting $115.19. Mrs. Rader also thanked Mrs. Rush Richmond, chairman of the ways and means committee.

Serving on the committee with Mrs. Sours was Mrs. Allan McCleary, Mrs. John Mrs. Richmond and Mrs.

Hattie Brown. Announcement was made of a card party to be held Wednesday at 8 p. sponsored by the Past Matrons' and Past Patrons' Association. After the meeting, plans and practice for the entertainment and celebration of the 50th anniversary of the chapter were held. Mrs.

Carrie Parker was appointed general chairman of the refreshment committee for the event which will be held the evening of Oct. 13 at the school. Guests from the fifth district and other parts of the state will attend. WCTU Rally Is Tuesday HENRIETTA, Sept. Lorain-co WCTU rally will be held Tuesday In the Henrietta Meth-'Roy Angersbach, president; Mrs.

odist Church with Miss Susan Hinman, president, presiding. The local WCTU unit has elected the following officers: Mrs. Harvey Born, vice-president; Albert Reusser, secretary and Mrs. John Born, treasurer. WANT ADS BRING RESULTS Hear Them Today NEW CROSLEY Radios Combinations You Will Find What You Want in Crosley Here Are a Few RESEARCH HEAD RETIRES CANTON, Sept.

29 John F. Leahy, director of research and development at the Timken Roller Bearing will retire Wednesday, ending 45 years' service with the concern. He will be succeeded by H. C. Edwards.

List Class Officers Of Henrietta School HENRIETTA, Sept. 29 The following class officers have been' elected at the Henrietta school. Grade 9 President, Clifford vice-president, Louise Smith; secretary and treasurer, Alberta Becker. Grade Dorothy Howe; vice-president, Lois Jean Coultrip; Pamela Andres; treasurer, Norma Hawke. Grade 11 President, Arnold Vandercar; vice-president, Dorothy Howard; secretary', Corrine Husted; treasurer, Betty Kothe.

Grade 12 President, Carolyn Schlecter; vice-president, Carl Christman; secretaiy, Janet Coultrip and treasurer, Cajoline Gre.szler. BACKACHE, LEG FAINS MAY BE DANGER SIGN Of Tired Kidneys If btckaelie and lec pmini mre makhii miserable.don't justeomplmin andao nothinc ibont them. Mature may warning yoa that your kidneys need attention. ThekidneysareNature'schiefwayoftaWnf exeesi acids and poisonous waste out of the blood. Ther help most people pais about 3 pints a day.

irthe IB mHta of kidney and lon'twork well, poisonous wastematter stays in the blood. These poisons may start nasKinc backaches, rheumatic pains, leg pains, loss of pep and energy, getting up nights, swelling, pufBness under the eyes, headaches and dizxi- ness, Frequentorseanty passages with smart- ingandbumingsometimea shows thereisaotpe. Uiisg wrong with your kidneys or bladder. Don't waiti Ask your druggist for Doan's Pills, a stimulant diuretic, used successfully by millions for over SO yean. Doan's give happy relief and will help the 16 of kidney tubes flush out poisoDOU wuto fscm the blood.

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