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20 Monday, August 24, 1970 -Hl riTU TT411 -1 J.11CX1111 The Ottawa Journal tea bags to work. The idea was to vise the cafeteria facilities to fill a cup with hot water, then use their own tea bags, rather than pay 15 cents for tea or coffee. Friday the cafeteria fighting back by charging five cents for a cup of hot water. Office workers were fighting back by estimating that the cafeteria was making $13.50 per gallon of water and threatening to take this information to the Prices and. Incomes' Commission.

OOPS: Then there was the' guy who went to a country auction near Ottawa recently, and when the auctioneer hauled out what looked like an old cylindrical record player, this guy bid an arm and a leg. He won, and rushed home to show off his prize. The prize turned out to be an office dictaphone, vintage 1964. SIGN OF THE TIMES: Bumper sticker noted on Bank Street: "Gulliver took trips." CHANGE OF PACE: Tony Lupiano has the answer to brightening up dull lives. He's passing out lengthy and detailed pamphlets on "How to Become an Italian and enjoy life, love and lasagna." It lists some of the benefits: "You won't have to read movie sub-titles.

You can talk back to your barber. You can pinch girts. You'll have Columbus BROTHER JUNIPER LOT "Yes, Lady, I thought it was very moving, especially toward the MARMADUKE DAVE BROWN a CAPITAL CAPERS: Some people on King George Street In Overbrook plan to attend wedding. The wedding will be' in Ottawa. They mailed out their acceptance recently via Tokyo.

What seems to have happened is that the small -card got caught in an air mail letter in a mailbox. Mrs. -Harold Horsey, 448 King George Street, received the card in the mail from a friend in Tokyo. The friend found it inside an air mail form sent by Mrs. Horsey, and returned.

But Mrs. Horsey had no idea what it was, or where it Came from. Turned out the card had been mailed by a next door neighbor. And if all of this seems confusing it is. STRIKING BACK: Last week the department of agriculture office workers at the John Carling Building started fighting the, five-cent hike in coffee prices by taking their own The Coffee Fight Becomes a Water Fight Day off.

You can be elected Pope." One of the keys to looking Italian, the pamphlet suggests, is a bent nose. Quickest way to acquire one, the advice continues: "Say something nasty to Frank Sinatra." HAIL PONOKA: Last week in this column we commented about tfie government of Alberta sending a press release to this office, telling of. a $30,000 paving job at the hospital in Ponoka, Alberta. We didn't think it was very important "You're showing your ignorance," says Janice Sutton of 321 Waverley Street. "I've been twice around the world and there Is no place better than Ponoka.

Anything that happens in Ponoka is important" She's from Ponoka. PARTING SHOT: Government office buildings were emptied early Thursday because of the threat of a storm. They were emptied early a few weeks ago because it was hot A happy public servant is cool and dry. Sammy Davis Jr. Hit by Pneumonia LAS VEGAS, rlev (Reuters) Entertainer Sammy Davis' stricken with pneumonia, was listed in satisfactory condi tion in hospital here Sunday.

A spokesman for Sunr i Hospital said the singer-actor-dancer was brought there in an ambulance Saturday suffering from an upper respiratory infection. PANTS STOLEN ST. LOUIS (AP) The guest of honor wore trousers but other guests were left pants-less dur-tagapartyforthanpne surprise Sunday. Melvih Turner, going next door for the surprise birthday 'party, saw four men leaving his neighbor's house with guns and a large bundle. The bundle contained seven pairs of trousers, wallets included, taken by those leaving during an armed robbery.

GOREN ON BRIDGE BT CHARLES GOREN "May 1 ask which of us put in a hard day at the office?" ONLY NEEP REASON I BROKE OUT WITH I YOU FOR ft! I YOU WAS TO SEE MY WIFE A WHILE ANP son: I WANT VOO TO LONGER, ANSWERS TO BRIDGE QUIZ Q. 1 As South, vulnerable, yon bold: AQ14 0 A10IS 7J The bidding has proceeded: Sooth West North East 14 Pass 20 Pass What do you bid now? A. Two spades. Thta is a mint mm opening and the ilmpl rebld In spades if preferred to a diamond raise which would denote a stronger holding et least II points In support. Q.

I Neither vulnerable, as South you hold: 4TS VKt643 0KQ3S72 The bidding has proceeded: North East South West INT Pass 2 Pass 2 Pass What do you bid now? A Two no tramp. Yoa mutt ttot bid thro hurts (or that would be fardns to (am. This hand contained the elements of a two so tramp rah initially, bat with flvo card major and a worthless donblcton yoa than to explore salt possibilities by In. atttutinc the two dab Inquiry. Since partner has bid spades yoa re forced to return to no tramp.

He can still show hearts In the remote eontlnfency that he ha them or proceed to three no trump If his opening- was not a Q. 3 Both vulnerable, as South you hold: 4KQJ10SI5 017 Afj The bidding has proceeded: North East Sooth $0 Dbie. What do you bid? A. Pass. Yoa bare no reason to disturb partner's bid.

It wIlToe time enough to think of blddlnc spades if West take the double out to five hearts, la the meantime, your hsnd should make a perfectly suitable dummy. Q. 4 East-West vulnerable, as South you hold: OJ8J2 The bidding has proceeded: East Sooth- West North 1 Dole: INT Dbta. Pass What do you bid now? A. Two spades, since your double was based somewhat on dts-trlbuUon rather than hlfh card trenstb, your hsnd may prove a disappointment defensively.

THE FAMILY CIRCUS fMT WEU BOTH WE'RE GONNA PICK UP A HAVE LESS CHANCE UTTLE SPENPING MONEY, OF GETTING P1CKEP I LIKE A ROUT FIFTY GRANP! IIP IF WE SEPARATE! EVERY CLOCK- WHAT PO YOU CONSTRUC LEAVE ME OFF WHEN WE JASON I NEEP ME FOR? HON COMPANY HAS NEEP ME FOR? HON COMPANY HAS Q. As South, vulnerable, you hold: e742 S7A19-OS76S Q104 The bidding has proceeded: Sooth West North East Pass Dble. Pass 2 2 3 O. Pass What do yoa bid now? A. Four diamonds.

Partner has made a vulnerable take-out double and then bid voluntarily, at the three level which marks him with a very good hand. Your hsnd Is more than he could have counted on and, consequently. Is worth a try for fame. With but a single heart stopper we would not reo ommend a bid of three so tramp, A possibility, however, might be three hearts which could enable partner to bid no trump, wltb some secondary heart stopper. Q.

(Neither, vulnerable, as South you hold: KQS PJS OKJM88 KJ The bidding has proceeded: West North East Sooth INT Pass Pass What do you bid? JL Double. This a trine llfht for a double, but East hss confessed to a. mediocre holdlnf. If partner has most of the muuUnf points, yoa can severely damage the one no trump contract. If ho has to take the double out the consequences shouldn't bo.

too dire. Q. 7 As South, vulnerable, you hold: aA OA1S643 JS The bidding has proceeded; Sooth West North East Pass Pass 10 Fas What do you bid now? A. Three dlsmonds. This somewhat of an underbid but there Is no other convenient call available.

A leap to five dlsmonds may get yoa one too high If part, ner has a shaded third seat opening. Q. 8 BofJi vulnerable, as South you hold: K98t VJ10S 0152 A54 The bidding has proceeded: North East Soulh West .14 20 2 Pass 3 Pass 1 What do you bid now? A. Pass, partner's three spsda bid Is an Inquiry as to whether yoa have any surplus values. Actually you have just about made the grade for a free raise.

Hsd your-two spade bid come la the absence of the overran, then you would be Justified la carry Ing on. By Bil Keane "THIS IS THE DAWNING OF -THE ACE OF A PAYROLL! UCBfTC TUP I sTCcr T'D RPTTCP BULLETIN ON THE ES-) GO OUTSIPE CAPEP CONVICTS! A vWITH ALEX GAS STATION ATTENPAMT HAS BEEN FOUNP BEATEN! PEAP Ih-lkVl II Junk, Garbage Key To Art-McLuhan (By The' CP) All art is born from garbage or destruction, communications expert Marshall McLuhan told the In ternational Associaion of Art Critics here Sunday. The University Of Toronto professor, scheduled to speak on Space in Art, Instead chose the topic Wherelt's At or the Garbage Apocalypse. Jk Garbage becomes a new art form on a massive scale, he said. "As we introduce new services, we scrap the preced ing services.

The preceding services then take on the char acter of art form." He said art -forms are deriv ed from Junk or old garbage. Old locomotives that have been scrapped suddenly become art forms. Art works in an "environ ment of garbage," he said. "The artist uses ruins as a resource pile." RimiiuniiiiiiiimiiiiiiwuHiimHiiniiiumiimuiNiiiKK 0 CBFT Montreal 0 CB0T Ottawa (5) CH0V Pembroke CD WPTZ Pittsburgh WHEN Syracuse 7.30 Dialogue (c) 8.30 Today (c) CD Mire 7.45 CD Let P'tlts Bonthommss 8.00 Capt Kangaroo (c) CD C'est Parti (c) 8.25 Library News (c) Today (c) I. 00 GD News of Woman Magic Toy Shop (c) Captain Kangaroo (c) CD Madame ast Servit (c) 8.30 GD Party Line (c) Cartoons (c) 8.50 News (c) 8.55 83 Report (c) 10.00 GD Dinah's Place (c) t-ucy (c) Dick Van Dyke CD Mesdames (c) CO Ed Allen (c) 10.25 GT) News Report (c) 10.30 (3) CD Friendly Giant (c) GD Concentration (c) Hillbillies (c) 10.45 (S) CD Chez Helant II.

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at Harvard University told the conference art depends on how you look at It. Arnheim demonstrated with slides how different people see different images in a painting, To say dilfernt people see the same object but with different interpretations is not cor ed, he Many things affect the way you perceive an image the environment around you, mem 8 (0) CD CBMT WWNY Ottawa. CB0FT CFTM ories of things, related to the image, even reading a critic's interpretation, he said. "It's amazing what an art teacher can make a student see in a painting things that aren't even there." One of the biggest problems of an art critic in deciphering an image in a painting is to "try to peel ofL, the that each beholder or group of beholders brings." In another address, Harold Rosenberg told the art and culture have had td pay for the new universality that has dominated them since the Second World War by' "an impoverishment in content." The art critic for the New Yorker magazine said today's artists, tends to select from the vast menu of the "global ar gallery" for their inspira Montreal Watertown Cablevision Otttawa Montreal TV MOVIES ARE RATED: Excellent (A), Good (B), Fair (CI, Poor 5.00 a Super Six (c) (S) Movi "Walk the Proud Land." The true story of an Indian agent's fight for decent treatment oflndiansanf--peace between Apaches and whites. Stars Audie Murphy and Ann Bancroft (C).

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