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Monday Television Guide ITrrrrrrriTm ONE TWIN V. 'JM (v Critic corner By Matthew Gilbert Prison Break p.m., Channel 25 Now Michael's in prison and Lincoln's free. Those bars are made of irony. Fashion Police 8 p.m., El Salt, meet wound. Iff 4 BANKER MAKEOVER Deal or No Deal 8 p.m., Channel 7 The show returns for its third season with a special guest star: Donald Trump (left).

Yes, NBC is still trying to milk the Trump stunt. Don't worry, Howie fans: Mandel will still be tonight's host. The Donald and the hair will be sitting in for the Banker. 1 tmm lij. si) 7 Weeds 10 p.m., Showtime This show has slowly but surely gone over-the-top, from cool satire to kooky farce.

Tonight, the journey toward silliness continues with the addition of Mary-Kate Olsen to the cast. She'll play Silas's new girl- -friend, a fundamentalist Christian who likes to get high on God as well as on pot. Pictured: Olsen with Hunter Parrish, who plays Silas. The Science of Conjoined Twins 9 p.m., National Geographic The math is easier: 1 1 1. Heroes 10 p.m., Channel 7 Last season's finale, which won't be better the second time around.

Dr. 90210 10 p.m., Chronicling a tummy tuck for a porn star's mom. How great is TV? 31 American Routes 7 p.m. wumb-fm (91.9) Nursery Rhyme Blues: Music by, for, and about kids. World Cafe 9 p.m.

wumb-fm (91.9) Featuring Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova, stars and performers in the film "Once." NETWORK CABLE MOVIES The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 8 p.m. (DI5). Taylor LAUTNER, TAYLOR DOOLEY. A 10-year-old and his imaginary friends try to save a distant planet from the forces of darkness. (2005) The Birds 8 p.m.

(AMC). rod TAYLOR, TIPPI HEDREN. A play-girl follows a bachelor to Bodega Bay, where, for no apparent reason, birds kill. (1963) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 8 p.m. (FX).

Sean CONNERY, SHANE WEST. Allan Quaterrriain, Captain Nemo, Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll, Tom Sawyer, and others unite to stop a mad bomber. (2003) '3-- GLOBE ON NECN Globe at Home 12:30 p.m. Around the Globe 5:30 p.m.

News of the day. Schedule is subject to change. ON NECN NewsNight With Jim Braude 7 p.m. Will gaming resorts bring corruption to Massachusetts? Peter Kenney exposes tainted ties of casino promoters. ON BOSTON.COM Chat 1 p.m.

With Greg Epstein, humanist chaplain at Harvard. ON CHRONICLE Main Streets and Back Roads Pioneer Valley 7 30 p.m. wcvb-tv (channel 5) Mary Richardson roams one of the state's prettiest regions to find the stories of the season. RADIO HIGHLIGHTS Live at Noon noon wumb-fm (91.9) Garnet Rogers, from 1998. Stealth 8 p.m.

(ENCORE), josh lucas, jessica biel. Three naval pilots must stop a fighter jet controlled by artificial intelligence that has run amok. (2005) Tenacious in: The Pick of Destiny 8 p.m. (MAX), jack BLACK, KYLE GASS. Musicians JB and KG form rock group Tenacious and set out on a quest for a legendary guitar pick that will make them the greatest band in the world.

(2006) Uptown Girls 8 p.m. (FAM). BRITTANY MURPHY, DAKOTA fanning. Forced to get a job, a freewheeling woman becomes a nanny to the uptight daughter of a New York executive. (2903) Aeon Flux 8:25 p.m.

(SHO). CHARLIZE THERON, MARTON CSOKAS. In the last city on Earth, underground rebels dispatch their top assassin to kill a government leader. (2005) Addams Family Values 9 p.m. (BRV).

ANJELICA HUSTON, RAUL julia. Upon arrival of their mustachioed baby, Morticia and Gomez hire a greedy nanny who targets Uncle Fester. (1993) ON DEMAND Black Snake Moan 12 Comcast In Craig Brewer's crazy provocation, Samuel L. Jackson chains up an underdressed, nymphomaniac Christina Ricci (above) to cure her. The movie operates on a kind of electric insanity you'll have to experience for yourself.

It evokes the most ludicrous aspects of exploitation pictures like "Caged Heat" and the greatest video Timbaland and Nelly Furtado never made. Justin Timberlake plays Ricci's soldier boyfriend. (R; runs through Nov. 8) Wesley Mom's 4 SIDEKICK BOSTON GLOBE MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2007.