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44 Wednesday, November 26, 1969 The Ottawa Journal Below VW! mi TTn i.nc xaiu 0 by DAVE lOWN -itUi- lafiTTfcrfliriiiMw THE CREDIT CAP: Gal we know lost her faith in the credit system in 25 minutes the other day. -She breaks it down this way 1) Produced a credit slip in a downtown department store (item under $2) and was told the slip was the wrong color and I would have to take it to accounting. 2) Took the slip to accounting and was told account had a zero balance and the slip would be cashed by cashier. 3) Cashier says no. it's the wrong color.

4) Another girl takes me to adjuster's desk and tells me to wait while she, finds him. 5) After 10 minutes asked for the guy's name. 6) Five minutes later go crashing behind the desk among crowd of busy clerks and fliers, and ferret the guy out 7) Turns out my account has a credit balance of $1 77 all along. 8) Turns out 1 didn't need the item that, badly anyway. CAPITAL CAPERS: Many and varied are the stories told by, and built around, madcap printer BUI Polsky.

Here's one he doesn't tell. It's built around him, and it's supposed to be true. Not long ago. when Polsky was still new to this area, he was out on a friend's boat on the Ottawa River. He dressed for the occasion in shorts, T-shirt and little sailor hat For some reason, he suddenly decided to go for a He dove over the side.

The force of the dive ripped the edge of his sailor' hat, and a large part of it hung down over one ear. A powerful swimmer, he struck off in the direction of 0tOO good-sized yacht anchored nearby. A woman sitting, on the deck of this craft with a glass in her hand, leaned over to see what the noise was in the water, and was surprised to see the soaked sailor. "Good heavens. What are you doing there?" Polsky stopped just long enough to ask: "You see a submarine go byherelady? I just opened a win-down for a minute to throw out some garbage.

Gotta catch it." And he swam on. They say she put down her glavs. BANK AND SPARKS: Mr. and Mrs. Bob Gibson, 21 Phillip Drive, recently elected co-presidents of the Golden Triangle's camping and hiking association.

United States Ambassador Adolf William Schmidt to speak to the Dec. 3 meeting of the Men's Canadian Club of Ottawa. Ottawa branch of Ontario Registered Music Teachers will present an evening of Canadian music, by Ottawa artists, Saturday at 8.30 at the Unitarian Church, 2101 Algonquin Avenue. This la Canada Music Week and the Saturday recital is a special MARMADUKE 23b ft "Hey, gang I WWII 1 1 I we do if be gets Never Open a Window In a Submarine project Raymond Labarge, deputy minister of customs ancKexcbe, recently completed 30 years in the public service. To mark the occasion.

Revenue Minister Jean-Pierre Cote presented Mr. Labarge with a special 30-year pin. A new nurse. Monica Robertson, has been assigned to the district office of the Ontario Society for Crippled Children, at 376 Churchill Avenue. She will be in charge of the County of Renfrew and part of the City of Ottawa.

Nurse Jean Tail, who formerly covered that area, will now handle duties in the city and the regional area. BEATING THE SYSTEM: We know a guy who met did battle, and won over the computer age. National' Film Board photographer John Ough didn't like the new "personalized" cheques that were being issued by all banks. He preferred the old cheque blanks that required more filling. For one thing, he didn't like carrying cheques that gave his name, account number and the bank branch he dealt with.

Mainly, he could see where the new cheques were great for the bookkeeper, but of no particular value to him. So when he asked for a Dew cheque book and Was presented with the personalized kind, he refused. He wanted the blanks. hjo way, the gal behind the counter said. It was the dawning of the age of etc Mr.

Ough went all the way up the ladder, until he put the question to the manager "Do I have to fill out one of these new cheques to get money out of my account?" He was told he could write a cheque on anything, "including a tractor and it would be honored, as long as it had his signature. So he was issued with a blank cheque book, and felt he won his point But we'd like to see that tractor fender cashed. BIG BURN: "As an Ottawa 'old boy born and raised in that great old city, I rise in my wrath to protest its slandering by one Paul Anka, currently whooping it up in a Vancouver nightclub." It's from James J. Larkin of 424 East Seventh, North Vancouver. And he includes a clipping from a Van couver newspaper, in which Anka is quoted as telling a columnist there: "Sure I come from Ottawa.

It's a great place to live if you're a piece of lumber." PARTING SHOT: Word is out south of the border, that there are now three kinds of news in the United States Good news, bad news, and Agnews. (Ouch.) Queen's Down of 0 76-40 Queen's Golden Gaels scored points in the second half to defeat University of Ottawa 76-40 in an Ontario-Quebec Basketball League game played at the Lees Avenue campus of Algonquin College Tuesday. Bob Wright led Queen's with 23 points with Ron Walsh hooping 21. Vic Chandler was the Gee-Gees' top scorer with 13 points. Queen's led the contest 43-27 at the half and were never in trouble.

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"I Like Money." Stars Peter Sellers. (7) Gemer Pyle (c) O) Walt Disney (c) (10) La a (11) Cammand Jim 11 Perry Mason JJt I (C II) Hlflbniies (c) (7) Early Shaw 11 Pierre Berten (c) 1.00 Ta Rome With Uva (c) (S) News World (JP) Report (0) Ghost and Mrs. Muir (c) (I) Los 1-D (10) Stadia It (11) Lacy Show (c) (12) Pulse (c) 11 News (c) 4 (If Evening Report (S) Movie. The Flying Foantalnss." Stars Michael Calboan. (S) Huntley-Brlnkley (c) (SS) (Report (e) Tele Journal (11) Dateline I.4S 14 beures I Sur le vif (c) t.S-4 Sports 7.1 Weather (SP) Marsha DUlea (SS)News(c) (() Seven on Six (7) Movie.

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Last night it presented its much-touted special, "Profit of a Pro, a half-hour video tribute to Russ and all that could be said is, like the Scullers, it had its moments. Coming hard-on-th heels of Saturday's Rough Rider Shoo-in over the Argos in the Eastern Football final, the special was anticipated as a welcome, happening for sports fans. But what arrived on the small screen seemed to have been treated with reckless abandon for only the reckless wouldn't abandon the 39 minutes. According to advance reports, the documentary study of the Ottawa quarterback was to have included interviews with some of the coaching greats of Canadian football. People like Bud Grant, former Winnipeg general and now the coach of the Minnesota Vikings, end Jim Trim-hie, a former Hamilton strategist now with the New York were expected on film to pay their respects to one of Canada's greatest.

Somewhere along the way they wound up on the cutting room floor along with other film which could have helped justify the special as just that The program dealt mainly -with Jackson's collegedayi in Hamilton, his years with Ottawa and, in addition to showing highlights of his football career, also gave viewers an insight on his life and work off the field. However it was merely a fleeting glimpse as producer Television la the TT Jovraal for 1.00 4. To Rome With Love. Long Road Home." John For- sythe appears as Mike Endicott, a widower college professor from Iowa who decides to move to Rome with his three young daughters. 7 JO 4 (i, II).

The Nature of Things. 'The Ages of Man the Attack on Cancer." This program centres on the excit ing research into the effects of drugs on tumors in mice being conducted by the internation ally renowned cancer research team at Toronto's Princess Margaret Hospital. 7 JO (SP). The Vlrglnbn. Home to Methuselah." An old sheriff with a colorful history of past accomplishments, tricks the Virginian into helping him track down the last two members of a gang that dynamited the Methuselah, Kansas, bank.

7 JO (II). Grand Produc tions. "Marque au fer." A western with Alan Ladd and Mona. Freeman. 7Jt 11 (12).

The Flying Nun. "Bertrille and the Silent Flicks." Capitalizing on the fact that their Mother Superior was once a silent film star, the nuns decide to raise money by stag ing a benefit show and a per sonal appearance by the ex- movie queen. 8.H 0 (2). La soiree du hockey. Montreal Canadians vs.

Toronto Maple Leafs at Toronto Maple Leaf Gardens. 8.00 11 (12). Hockey Night in Canada. The Montreal Cana- diens meet the Toronto Maple Leafs in the Gardens in To ronto. JJt 4 (S, 11).

Movie. "Night of the Iguana." a defrocked clergyman tries to for BROTHER Gardiner Johnny' Esaw tried to cram -his special into JO minutes and wound up with an imbalance, over-emphasizing on the early days to the detriment of more recent Narrated by Pat Marsden. the special covered a fair amount of ground even though it did not have time to do justice to the Ottawa tar. Aside from the various film clips showing Russ in both triumph and defeat, there were interviews with coach Frank Clair and his Eastern counterparts. Even Leo Cahill.

the Toronto Argonauts' prophet, came down from his pulpit In arknnwtftHfffi Jackson's versatility and ability. Ottawa supporters had the chance to savor pleasant memories as the TV biography showed excerpts from Jackson's two Grey Cup victories- gainst Edmonton in 10 and against Calgary last year. It was surprising that' the only other football tribute in the special came from Ron Lancaster, the man who once shared the quarterbacking honors In Ottawa and who now wiH lead his Saskatchewan Roughriders against Russ Jackson and company in this year's Grey Cup. A current CTV series is Fabulous Sixties" which chronicles the events of a year in a one-hour program. But trying to put Russ Jackson and his 11 years as a pro hall playerlntohalf-an-hour was an impossible task.

One wonders if Ed Harrington did the editing. Bobby Taylor assisted in the clipping and Marv Luster select- mA n. In any case it was a disappointing screen play. Highlights nWii UckJiffhia get his past Stars Richard Bur- ion. (SP).

Music HalL Alan King is host to Angie Dickinson. Paul Lynd and Marian Mercer. 11.00 (SP). The Cam "Two Per Cent of Nothing." Branson becomes in-vo'ved in a near-destitute i 1 wildcatter's desperate race to bring in the well before his bills come due. 10J0 4 11).

Irish Coffee. A program commemorating St. Andrew's Day. with some eminent gentlemen of Scottish birth or descent. 10.10-11 (12).

CaT Cone'. Daniele Dorice performs in a one-woman show. Nat Raider and his orchestra and the Rudas Aero-Dancers are featured. 11.00 (II). Lata Show.

"La desert de Pigalles." A drama with Annie Girardot, Pierre Tra-baud and Leo Johnson. 1241 11. The Outcasts. "Hung for a Lamb." Earl Corey comes under considerable pressure when it is widely believed that he knows where $50,000 in bank loot is hidden. Don Murray and Otis Young star.

NOTE: Candidates In Ottawa and area municipal elections can be seen and heard an Channel 8, the OtUwa Cable-vision station, between 5-CJt p.m., 1.11-7 p.m. and 10-11 JO p.m. JONIPER 'I'm afraid he's planning to kilt that turkey with KINDNESS.".