The Winnipeg Tribune from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada • Page 42

I SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15. 1,1. TUT, WiyXTPEG KYTG TOITUTCT FTgATVHE-FlCTlOW Smile and Troubles Vanish, Like njLw, Ellabelle Mae Doolittle Vol ,1 oiter Decs a Great Favor For a Poor Street Musician V'- i 1" i 'Li II I i i v. i.t..-i. i.n.g.

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liho Gets an Inspiration "I am M.s.s l.ioolittle. I iniiiil In 1. you." Tlic man's I'm In ichti-nfil. a i-i'iil'l. la.lv.

if yen hal an 1 1 a nir," In- i p.M'il. ri.iw'l rhiii in elicits. i din'i iiiul. il tin1 uii.l' Thru tn iimsii 'III writo jou an I' M'lIU', I "IlI'Mllnr." iiiiiik Nu'ty lirnllT," ssld ttiP hi la'" l.iui;tifil Miss Ix.n-i,'. "All jik'iil.

lirun'ii. I no, i r-t'iiti with ymir "lln.v 'it I I i H. i was I As ni1 la' li.T horn li. in. I- cemo find I with li" v.

hinR." I Tli is i r-pltil tho "Aii. I. b. suits. I am In-: lazy, yi'ii Ii cut 'I.

"ply. Lilt Miss lXKilittlo i s. she return ii i'. th- ii.iisi' im I'. aniiB tho song, 'it I'll yen a sor.ir.

il-ar fo'ks I ani a t-imar I''a''r. AVitti ctiHitHin il vmri' clmki'S, I'liu. in a cake's layers, a iliinc Into my hat, Ami 1 vill buy seal" i V. rnl 1 nr. ha no sp.it.

I I am n.it a 1 i.i.-. I Mv si i chihl T.i niv Ilickctta, I'Ut all rsT.r'in lather's nfTee. Ii" is niv Ici'lly y. nut silly I.e. 1 1 1 1 -t n.c I a in si.

wiirn ami v. ai t. i- has a lia' Imrsn, U'h i 1" iil sell mi cheaply, my il. a ie. en sin i'l finished the ..1.1 h-: s.

an to Per and -iid 1m I i V. f.v ret the IllMT. Till' witili hi r. a Pi'lauderi wit B' Kiisto. A'i VIT.

i 'Such Is Life BY 0. B. JOYFUL '1 i pr di i -i and p. li Slim-' are IT i f.jt;ct-. fa me i 1 1 1 i.

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a i no. i i i i I vp," the gqulr i i i i I 1 mi i a man. i i i i.r ti.i. I 1 1 I anil he I si: I'llll- I 1, 1 I 1 1 1 sll'- and eidld j.fellv i 'I'ln v' li iirin.iu' .1 I I i a I i I Vi I 1 eil i i 1 1 i.n.l n- i 1 i e-. I lie put i i 1.

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e. "i'. i heij. Hip child0 II" i.i. i t' a I a rare! was t.i',;i I I 'r i a -it si it 1 1 i.i i if sin J4 I it .1,1 the nt Ii.

child v. I'lihl I lit. that t1." Wiilllil '-lew up as' nth.r cliiehen. Ami no li.il ji i ever lived than the if er and mother of that child. "A few days later the parents re-.

I sure led. "He charg.t them one tie i i 1 1 ell. ll "That was inure than a hundred ilo'lais an hour tor the actual time he spent with the child. a if coin I'm cointr to pay 'he said. ny child la worth tJaii that to me.

a mil ion in, more, atnl to have him healthy and stri.r vnrth mucli more than a thousand dollars. St, II, I didn't think it i that much. It's v. to take those Victory i i. in! what 1 call save tho next year or iv.o: what do you thinV about th.it'.''' HarpiiiKtoti asked.

And In human wo told him. and jt a ci it. mi lamous I nil il at that time our rein i'ks i i i 1 did the hurning. i lli.r.i:!v JoIks. nir the propt' 1 i i LT food' l.oa rd.

and the i'h, a we know tho p' otiteerin doctor will say that he isn't ehai'K-in' only his time and work, hut lor his experience and knowledge. And tin' prollteerine; fond hoarder mi Just as Well fll you that ho isn't ch.i in mi; his titne hut for h.s ahiiity to food. Th u. tb'd that there are few preiiteeis. anu.ni; pl: sieians and ens.

Indeed there are fewer th. amom; on of other callinirs, we In li. ve. It must he that because of this fact, that the Mark sheep I ill this field ate so Seldom met. Willi.

I that one so hoiitily dislikes the lew. The Office Force bbie's Humor Gets on Spooner's Nerves, and the Boss Is Crar.ky Too I'ilIMM, I I. i i.ut aside had a I nwuiisr aioiind i i a 1.:.. -sr asked i .11 i. r.

i tiul lor, i a hit p. r.oi.i... oi IU-" l.e'iM. sa.d i i i TI p. Vi A I jack is a r- i 1 was i i 1 1 I i a a im .1 liobiiie.

I i i i hiii Ml- 'l I S-' r. i t- 1." t.i! I. "If I'l" I H't with a 'A i I li ci mm Pi iru.i "I l'i'i'1'1' I up t'l 1 I. ,1 all I' i Fi'Mei'l Users k'l AVI I 111' Sll 'I'Ped i', I.i;. 1 i a i I i i I -r ma 1 I i th i a iinli 'I' I' i i I 'il i I.M i.

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ill 1 Tin ir's tint J.l I'rmpse," Slid Hoi he asked Sponoer. I'ot pV It, wiiat do tu know iiho'it thnt' Is ihe champion prize t'uhiei of the wrrld. He liiin. ke.l out Jess Dimly in three inn's." "I i.AiiJy was an artor," mUJ mtokJjr. I I "Vou don't in en Jess.

1 'andy, Mr. 1'i'pple." said M'ss 1'riiiiiii, swei-tlN'. "Vou mean I-'ul'-on." "I meant to sav Jess Wlllard," said lopple. is all riht," Kinir out noble. It was Wilkiid.

My fatlu-r ent to he i Whi. side ,11,1 he take?" asked Mrs Tilde I "Il.n:; -side'" ir at groaned Miss I'ltniia. "That l.i.y 1 i 1 wi li i had an office boy U'l' bra ins- ill 1 his place. 'is. the place oiiBlit to have at le.o-t one person with hr.iins," said I hie "As it la now, 1 don't he- nor thought it time to inted- f.

re ji "I n.ts poini; to a :a.l. Intel rupt "that 1 a now and saii it last i up 1 in it the piano. What do i tiiink i was cal'id?" lity .1 1 um ss, 1( you'v I ret sa'd I aibble. I I Co hie!" slli.l Spooner, sum fit. "I eal it 'I'm in I.ovo li.

iii.d.' 1 had an Irishi.i.iii I h. I' "Vi'i it over on the Haip. It. Ll.ie. Ac.

ill" said eiei t.i! about his on withio't 1.. i.n him with oar bum I l. 'ir 1 wrote a si nd verse I i two. the sheets- of my bed." s.i id Sioniier. "Sin-it music, i li came from Col'bie.

At thiipoint Mr Snook-, the Hoss, in. He una fe. ling aour. I "Haven't had il heaaid. "Some fePow a.

tl.e court from i me was a I ,,1 st-r, a'l o'. e-irii'-'. I'd ll'" my bands on i in I The lioss etiiitimii .1 on into his rri-! rate offire and a hush f.jll over the o'Tiee force. The silei.ee was. broki-n by Cobble.

"Where do yon li' e. Mr. he asked. "You go to the devil una pped Spoirner. Then nunt outslclo check up a retort." icJM rL-Lnri I SHORT FURROWS KIN HUBBARD I XK TbE "LLCO rT IPX Ss Housewives Up in Arms Mel'ideon Hall was jammed t' th' sidewalk.

Friday, as a result of a eall sent out li Lafe Bud t' all women rej-'arilless of clothes or cluh afViliations t' meet an' devise plans t' fljrht th' t-ofiterr. Miss Fawn Lippineutt called th' nieetin' t' 'order an' aiiinmneed that after all complaints had lieen aired an' papers road, committees would he appointed t' investigate th' various forms o' irofiteerin an' "Th' Actual Cost o' l'ro-duetiu' a plant," wuz an interest in paper hy Mrs. Tilford an' exceed-iu'ly educational. FuiloYin' a P.asket o' Cantaloupes from t' th' ('oiis'iiner, l.y Km I 'ash. tilled with revelations of a startlin' character.

"Does th' Consumer Pay Fer th' Handsome Shaviu' Can? lie Does," wti'. th' i title of a paper hy Jhss Jawney Apple. I I Jul huyin' wuz strongly limed hy Mrs. I Lib while Mrs. Tahitha Mopjis dc-1 itouneed th' price o' dried heef as unjusti-j ri.il'le an' declared that it wu.

th' product of ole prehistoric milch cows. "How t' i Detect Calves' Liver from Sheep I.iver," "What she asked, "is t' he rained hy huyin' from th' farmer if he's, roin' t' jjohhle huckster's' an' jrocfrs' wu. an eye opener hy KHie Moots' that seemed t' set ever'lniddy t' thinkin', "How Can a (iroeer Cut Off th' Kiirht Amount of Cheese Ever' Time?" wu. th title of an address hy Mrs. Artie Small, an' seemed t' strike home t' all.

Thumb wei'hiii' wu. denouiiced hy doe Lease as hein' as vicious a.s sweet p'taler stdikin'. Mrs. Tillie Craw declared that entirely too much attention wu. hein' centered on rarden truck prolifee rin an' not ri i jt on th' bacon, shoe an' elothin' hioli way man, ami that after weeks o' heated an' vigorous agitation hy statesmen, new spnpers, eonsiimrrs, an' officials, we've only succeeded in reducin' th' price o' turnijis, while we're promised another raise in th' price o' Mrs.

Lafe Pud said she'd motored thirty-eioht miles buy a sprintr chicken of a farmer an' that she had t' pay forty-five eer.ts per pound on th' hoof, the same as her grocer asked. profits?" Th' follerin' women wuz named t' head th' invest ijratin committees! Ellie Moots, sheep's liver, children's school suits, an' eitr plants. Tahitha Mopps, cheese weighin', babies' sandals an' parsley. Mrs. Lafe Pud, cold storage, farmers an' shoe laces.

Mrs. Km Pasli, costly food labels, an' cartons, dried beef an' silk shirts. A number o' interestiu' displays wu. placed on th' inclndin' a ninety-1 cent ham hock sold t' a child of eioht, an I eiirhteen-cent head o' loose leaf cabhav'e, a peck sweet p'taters ordered hy plume, a pair of 7.r0 shoes had only been worn once, a pair o' clV l's oxford shoe laces that a watre earner had paid a quarter fer, an' a blue serve suit that had been exposed t' th' sun. Mrs.

Tipton Pud sent, word t' th' nieetin' that she wuz irrubhin' a plum orchard, but would be fflad t' help. Also a number o' public of fieials sent letters approvin' th' meetin' an' sayin' that they wuz unable t' do anything, but would he plad t' aid. A MINUTE TO SPARE The Pessimist's Germ News From the Front "TT-OT' know, one could Ret morbid, proI'linK one in a Rerm crank, when thinks of all the germs human flesh is In ir to: Kin ntiy tin- atmospheric pollution ib pai'liii' iit of the meteorological of'icc IH-uan xpi rimentini; With a vii to ifr-visiiig means for punfyini; London air. actual experiment it was demonstrated that the air of the metropolis contained about G.ttOO.OOi) particles Of dust and float in); rubbish to the cubic inch. In the purest mountain air the number of s.m-i)ar particles is ae.H'Hi.

Thus the pessimist reminds us that th. aviraue man in the average city inhales about 37, mil'. microbes of various sorts. That'a a nice, ch vrul tbouirht next time you feel out of harmony with the world and everything in it. Funny Misquotations TTOT lone; apo a youngster walked into a library and asked for a book called W'aterci'i ss." It was tin- hy discovered that wiiat she wanted a.s Mrs.

Molesworth's "I.eftice." Librarians are often asked for "Alsopp's I aides." "Helen's Hairy" and "liood-Ip'or's Travels." (me youiis' woman, very fond of nalkiiik', was asked to arrange a number of country walks for a pedes- Irian club. for "Notable 1 1. she was ureal ly disappoint -i to lind I hey had niven her a volume, widely illustiateil with pictureH. of l'urbcsi-itobertson, Irving and oth- i stage notabilities. Some of tin- reipiesta at I 'he liliiains have been "Trial if a Si rvant for "Trail of ihe Serpent." i Auniie" for and the i i Hope masterpiece.

"Ihe l'risoner of; im luire." "lissays of a Liar" was I lather hard on "Kli.i" iu.d "A Harvest nf Wild I'll was rathci far-fetched i "Oats." I Have You Ever Realized: rnilAT working will get you further than That he who prides himself on living without folly is not so wise na lie imaeiii' s. That Ihe man who never does anything he doesn't like rarely likes anything be does? I That most men would rait have so Imaiiy troubUs if they talked about til. -Ill That remorse is ind the same as re- form That over-sleeping and hart more people than ov r-work ing That it would be a good thing if we could member hat we forget and forget what we member? That tin big man vi catches up, to his ambiiious that he always keeps In ail i Thai it is a.s hard to find a man ho is not injured by flattery as it i is to tind a m. in who in improved by I I ci iiicism It Has Been Said rpil.Vr business is like a win eihar-i row it Mands stri unless sunn. one pushes it.

That pd'lenee i.s oft, an excuse to I wait for something, when energy to go and fetch it would be more ap-I propriate. That climbing the i. older of life miiy he diffieiiU, but it is only when you are aud.ng down that you sat I caught on Lb. ipLLniers. I Smiles for The eek-End Do You Know a Good One? Send It In i A Collese Belle "She said she'd like to see any man trv to kiss her." "Ltd you call her bluff?" Weil Matched fashi, Table hair dresser and a good advertising agent ought to inak a jp.od match." "Why "la-cause she wears puffs ffnd he puffs wart A Weighty Question i Second Class Scout When do we get hi 'it vii weather? First ria.s Scout At night.

i Second Class Scout Why at night? I'll st ('lass Scout He-cause it's I light in the day-time. Impromptu Speaker The new preacher was asked If he would like any special hymn to be sung to agree with his sermon. "No." he replied. "The fact is I hardly ever know what I am going to say until I nriive at the pulpit." ell, in that case." said the vicar, "we had better have the hymn, 'For Those at Sea." Those Wild, Wild Movies The old man from the country stopped in front of a movie house plas ered with posters of lions, tigers, elephants and other wild animals. rent guns, Henrv!" hs said to his nephew, who lived in town.

"I'm glad I'm going home Saturday afternoon." "Why are you so anxious to get awny?" aked the nephew. rolntir.g to tho notices, Ihe old man read aloud the words: "To He lie-leased Saturday Night." Handicapped Judge The witness says that you and your wife had some l'risoner I had some, your honor, but I didn't get a chance to use them. The Way of Peace Flatbush You know the saving of food will end the war. I lensonhiii st How do you figure that out? Hasn't it started a loot already?" What He Got With the i.h ri of being agreeable the visitor asked hi hostess' children what thiy leariiid at school. said Ihe eldest, "git readln'i, writing, sp'llirg and arithmetic.

"Aril what no you iny little man?" said the visitor, addiessing the smalh st one vho had lis'em in a bored way while the others ran through lie 1 lists of accomplishments. "(ih." he replied promptly, "I dels readin', spellin', and spankin'." No Wonder The old man was applying nt the eye hospital for glasses and the doctor was making a test of his eyes. A card was fixed on the wall a Iittlo distance away from where tho old man was sitting and the doctor asked Mm: "('an you read that, my man?" "No, sir." said the man. "I can't. The doctor told him to go nearer.

We'll, can you read it now?" Again the man replied. "No sir." Tlin doctor angrily pulled him forward until his nose almost touched the placard. "Well, can you read It "No, sir." said the old man sadly, shaking his head. "Vou see, sir, I never learnt to read." I I I Suspicious Herbert I hear your father ooes not lavor our marriage. Vera -What makes you say that? Herbert I have saved some money for the happy event.

Vera Well. Herbert And he wants me to put it into one of his business schemes. A Timely Hint "Is your watch going. George?" nsked the maiden seMly as she stifled a yawn. answered the inhocent George, "How soon?" It All Depends I'rnspef i ve Tenant Is the place within walking distance of the lail- ay Nation "1 duiiiiii." answered the house (igeat cautiously.

"How tar can you walk?" Sound Advice "Tell me. F.thel, is It true tluit your husband stays late every night at the club to piay billiards for lor money?" There was a sob in the nnxlous mother's voice as she sHkr the last sad words. Hut her recently we 1 daughter smiled brightly as she replied: "Yes, hut it's epiite all right. He gives me all his winnings!" "What?" gasped the elder lady. "You" "He always plays with Mr.

Jones ne'Xt door," went on Ft hoi. "And Jon.s makes him give her ail his winnings; then she givi me all the money she gels and I give her all lie money 1 get, and so we luih have about tw ice as much as we could get out of them otherwise." 1 Why, There's Plenty of Good Hunting! I ape irA I 1 I vstuP and Rfw -V. WL h1T lVe WTlCtO JOB HUNTING -NJ NOW GOG utiNirru tur -m Tucin time "oni i -c, 3 rO A PlACfc TO HUNT INI LuL -f 3 lTf Mill tjkV fHTK tKAtOiT- OWT. MUMTtrH I CPtt-AW tKITTQWl I Lucile ihe Waitress "Family Troubles," She Stiys, "Should Never Ee Peddled Around in Public Places" who have family troubles oughtn't to peddle 'em around In public places, ought they?" asked Lucile, Waitress, ns the Ftietul! Patron explored his ham sandwich for the ham. "They certainly should not," he replied.

"You spoke a I.ucile said "Whenever the olel woman takes a smash a' the old man up home, elo you think I go and tell the neighbors? Not me! Kven if they didn't know It already. I wouldn't be chasing around to tell 'em. J.iltle battles like them are sacred to the family circle. Am I right or "You're right, I think. But what made you bung the subject up?" "i ih, a woman who was in here this morning.

She takes a S'at at a table over by the window and I am the little lady In white that goes to fix up lieu- ra'lons. Instead e.f eirdeilng like the well-regulated victims elo. she wants to talk. "'My she says, '1 got a terrible "I could pee she was full up with family resent mi nt, hm I couldn't nguie out where I to Maine, so I just say it's a dirty shame and wait for her older. So Sveet He Kicked Hor she says, 'it Is a dirty shame.

How would you like to have a big, rough man kick voir." "'Not I says, '(if, -ill the stn-pl" articles I don't need kicks are Ihe chief product. Any man that kicks me Jars the whole I'oliie Fore'c. "You see, I got a op friend and If i any man got sweet enough with mn to kii'k me. I'd tell my and he'd pinch Hint guy. cop trleinl Is i a great asset to a girl.

All she's got to do Is to tell him he's a whale eif a beauty in his blue make-up and I slip him an xtra slab butter now and again--that is providing she's I waitress lady. He'll think shi''s th of Patrick or' some edher or those old-time beau-Ins that Ilim-Ilammed the mug-e uhne gender. Hut to get back to thli disgruntled lady: husband onght to be In jail' she says, 'on a charge of felor.ial al What do you suppose kieked me lor." Mils', 1 says. she tells me. 'He guf niad me because I says he was i heap nt" nnd his father oi.uht to he in the I savs.

hidn't night lo get niad hi sudi llt'V You il swear to In lore a rotary republic. "'(if course she sins' when I says It he makes a rough at me and I let II ith the famil. coffee pot. Then he kicks "'You Will' pelteeCy right. I says, 'You only in in, stake.

"What was she asks "'Vim ought ol had that hitth. for 'he movies. I would of made a fn cene in "Ours Is a Happv. Happ'. Hume" or v.

ii n- Enter the Hero! "'Oh, soiish! she tlmo I and my husband light tie inovl. you'll know "'All I says. 'Suit yourself. I can't tone you inio no fortunes, my "Just then a big guv nunc, arrj takes a seat at her table. he says, 'are you o'er far enough to pay for my grub" "'Say, listen, vou big scrub, emi" she sa.s.

'I haven't got the slights! inkling of li sp, i for I pay tor your food for fear It would keep you "They were getting mdsv when I Interrupt. 'Listen, I says to the man. I hear on kicked thls 'ladv. on ought to be jailed. "The woman me one look 'Where elo you get that stulT? she says.

'There ain't nobody golnif to Jail my husband. Why elo'n't vou attend to jour hash and keep vom Ideas off other "Well, sir, you could 'a knockei' me over ith a sle dge hammer. I was so Now what elo ve.u think of those Iwn?" "I don't know," replied the Friend -I ra'ron. "I do," said I.ucile. "Here's the truth about It.

That guv never kicked her at at all. ll hist knocked lu down and set on her a little while And tei ihink she got sore about If Say, thnt woman don't know what true love Is, eh wot?" 2 Minutes of Optimism By HERMAN J. STICH i NV'-vuA'WiAViJWli LI1rL "LWJ urun' IF HE KNEW DTI a "ran Wh t0 deaf to life's IA a ayS a cheer, forever pi.king flaws and never ptekj' 1 He Is a night owl in human guise, perpetually cloatln zr. jASfat sssa. sSHS enough hut what he could shadow It.

No mornin ever smiled rad'a, b'aTlVth'hms'ir IT" cnoZl O'ln-ivhl'tlv "n.S"yB nnthln-': eventually kin, his -rM i has it not In him to enjov he he grudges happiness In others. He is a pariah, an ternal outcast, a 1'hHlstlne He incessantly serving veracity with vinegar. He Is tho bacillus of id ness ami and unhappiniss. about in one place, cuffed about to another, he drag, his joy-dispelling self. No man can stand him no woman ever loves him; no one will have him around, if he knew what even our thought him ho would take to the tall timbers rrrrrr-j The Husbands' Union, I BY NEAL R.

O'HARA. i If the Hubbies Strike Will the Bachelors Rush in and Fill Theif Places? Only Tune Some Hubs are Sure to be at Home is at Breakfast, When They May be Coming in Just in Time to bo Going Out, don't want a union. Pui of their present union are he.ivr eno.irh ulre-idy. OiganUlriK wouldn't help the unyway. Wives would only laugh at the ir demands, same n.s they laugh 'em now.

Only thin the union could get the hubbies is in wrong husbands want is very simple simple! nnd to p.dnt. They want at eUh.ri..ur night out nej no extra explanations fo. overtime. Hubbies are also ngainsi collective bargaining, rolle-ctive ba-gaining as hubs und, rstan.l it is like this: Wife Kene a bargain sale in li paper and collects IiUi's dough to get the bargains. Husbands dor't in'i uny of that stuff.

111 Jhero'd be difference between a wives' strike and a strike. If wives struck, husbands would ao out and nit ttr.ke But if husband, struck you wouldn't see anv bachelors rushing in to tale, tbeir places. Not while there's rent to be paid and food to be bought! Hubs wouldn't even have to n.k for ympathetic strikes. Bachelors are striking already. That's why l'atrif-tic songs mention "union and liberty" in the same breath hot that docsn mean a husband's union.

Hubs are against the fame- r.roo e.s.ti.m an 1'atrlck Henry. Hank was the guy that "Gimme 1 or gimme, ebath." Sounds ki- a bud c.u,e of ihe i the leading patriots of the time when the lights went 'out ut's p.m. Married man's pi, ant is won. than Pat's, though. Married man doesnt get a choice between liberty or death.

Usually has to wait for doath before he gets liberty at all. Trouble with a hip bands' strike would be, the husbands couldn't vmri out. If they can't he ld out a ni, W-l of ir in pea, times how hey um out in case of a sar.ke? Husbatjds could stick te.gethet till eloeim day and ad tniy'd get would 1-c stuck If the hubs walked out thered be no bloodshed, hut Iher- mtrht tears shed, wr, Law 1 as 'toon as the husbands on lied a strike And the only lung, that ran Hop a woman hawlin? is a sl.iny honestly. It takes even ss to start 'em than it does to stop" Ail men are hi-tlu sti not. They riv, the wives so to meet household expenses nd never figure that mat, me f-atx have gor up.

Hubs expeefthat a wife play brl wxzt: Yes, yes; woman's place is in th. home, and ro is man's after 6 p.m. But a lotta guys will work all day filing card, and then want to stay up Ell ght nlaymq 'em. Only time some hubs are sure to be home it at breakfast, when they may be coming in just in time to be going out. Husbands ain't striking, hut nut Incuse thev haven't any ete-mands to make.

Th 've got pl-nty of demands', but th. know they can't get em. strike or no str ke. They've anted the following fur -flfty years, and in itull thi I'll iiill u- wan una 'em: 1 l'rivllege of bringing; his friends home to dinner or 2- -I'riviK'ge of stay.ng with fi leni! 3- Pilvilige going out nights and sldyinif home Sundays, espeelall-bt church time. I- ge of nil' kinif.

5 1'rivilege of hi okuig In th house 6-lriviege of smoking A VW1IKIIB fn the hone. 7 Privilege of taking pay out of envelope before turning It fthe Tiarl" I OVer to ife. 8 Privilege of licking the movie shows ne goes to AND i not Kmmt at all if lie feels that wa 10 Privilege of two nights out ween, same as the servants get. II- Privilege of buying a suit onto a year. 12 Privilege of Jmvlng the kind of auit he Lira.

Privilege of hiring pretty stenographers. 14 Privilege of letting somebody else build the fire. Now these at the husbands' points. They know they'll revoe gat 'am, I with or without reservations, but it's nice to talk about 'em. And ths same thing goes for the husband's union they'll never have it, but nice to give a married man's imagination easreioe..