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The Robesonian from Lumberton, North Carolina • Page 35

Publication:
The Robesoniani
Location:
Lumberton, North Carolina
Issue Date:
Page:
35
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Mini Q. How many apples grow on a tree? A. All of them. Frances Adams, age 7, Lumberton First Boy: I bet you don't Jtnow what two plus two is? Second Boy: It's three. First Boy: Wrong.

It's five. Bill Hedgepeth, age 12, Lumberton Q. What kind of train carries bubble gum? A. A chew-chew train. Tony Bullard, age 11, Maxton Q.

What did the little pencil say to the big pencil? A. "Right on." Maria Kay Harris, age 8, Maxton Q. What kind of dog has no tail? A. A hot dog. Karen Sampson, age 10, Lumbertor Send us one or your favorite mini-jokes.

If we run yours, we'll put your name under it. Send your jokes with your name, address and age to: THE MINI PAGE P.O. Box 1100 Lumberton, N.C. 28358 dot and 35 IWaaicTrick Paper Tricks Say: "I bet you can't pull this paper napkin What to do: Carefully roll the paper napkin as shown. When someone tries to pull it, he will find out how difficult it is.

Say: "While blindfolded, I can tell you which piece of paper has the even number and which has the odd number." What to do: Tear the paper as shown. Notice that 4 pieces have 3 ragged edges, and 4 have 2 ragged edges. Write odd numbers on the blocks with 3 ragged edges. Write even numbers on blocks with 2 ragged edges. Now you can feel the difference while blindfolded..

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