Harrisburg Telegraph from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania • Page 11

Harrisburgesque Azotes from a frayed cuff By Nobe Frank' Ensign Norman Kujawa, Pitt alumnus, and a member of the local Pitt croup, stopped in the 1 Nobe Frank office theotner day, for short chat, preparatory to leaving for his assignment following his graduation from the Naval Train ing School at South Bend. Norm never was a mouthy type that told all his business, but he's more taci turn than ever now. Being of the news hunting variety, I said, "Where you head Norm?" And he came back with a laconic, "Can't say but it is a responsible assignment. In other words, keep my big mouth shut, and stop asking questions. I stopped and I didn't find out where he was headed.

But he looked the part of young ensign, and I know he 11 render a good account of himself wherever he happens to be, The day may be dark and drab and very dreary when you start out but for a tonic, and a sure cure for the blues, I recommend Uo you Johnny Kobler and some of his antics. Around his place of business, he's naturally subdued, as becomes his station as a George Rector, but collar him in the Courthouse, where he likes to hong around with the boys, and then get him on streamlined pol itics or the new mansion, or the dirty trick County Commissioner Tom Nelley played on him the other day when he showed him another mansion, He's coined a new phrase now always find a Busy Bee, but there's only one Kobler's!" And he's even thinking of adding vcn to his name for special reasons but ask him what they are. Dr. Ham Stewart, Acting Sec bretary of Health for the Com monwealth, should be blackout conscious by this time. During the Statewide blackouts field on three separate nights in jthe Eastern, Central and Western Ithirds of the State, Ham smacked Into every one of them.

He was pt his office in Harrisburg on Tuesday and stayed here that hight for the test. Wednesday, ne had occasion to be in Indiana, native heath, and hit it ere. On Thursday ne was in Pittsburgh, and was blacked out the Smoky City, making it hree out of three for the Secre Wonder if any other Harris burg resident had the same ex perience? They'll soon be referring to Les Perry, editor of the Pennsyl ania Medical Journal, as "Ye tide philosopher." Les has gone nd applied his facile pen to some dditional writings, and some of he homey variety hit the maga ines. Well, as the popular song oes, We did it oefore, and we an do it again," and the same pplies to Les Perry. uniata County Bond uota Is Increased Mifflintown, July 10.

The war Savings staff of Juniata ounty has been assigned its quota pr July, increasing the goal quota pr the area to $25,900. The recent campaign brought in ledges for over $223,000 on a 'early basis, and in order to meet tie required quota, it will not nly be necessary to keep up ledges, but to buy an additional 3500. Arthur Cook, Mifflin, chairman the payroll allotment commit is directing a campaign to ave everyone working in the bunty allot 10 per cent, of their pages for the purchase of War onds. hellenberger Reunion Held at McAlisterville McAlisterville, July 10 The nth annual Shellenberger re tiion was held at the McAlister Ue Community Park here. At a business meeting, the fol Iwmg officers were elected: lair Leister, president: Mae Leis secretary, and Anna Stayer hd LeRoy Pellman were elected historians.

GALA GALA PREMIERE CAMEL CARAVAN Sixty ttar iponglad mlnutaf with LANNY ROSS CONNEE BOSWELL MARGO HERB SHRINER XAVIER CU6AT end hit orckoafra WHP 10:00 P.M. ON THI AIR FOR FRIDAY EVENING HONORED AT PARTY P.F.C Urie Potter was recently honored at a party given by his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Wolfersberger, Hummels town R. D.

1. Potter, stationed at Fort Bragg, N. and home on a thirteen day furlough, was the first man inducted by the Dauphin County Board 2, entering the Army November 27, 1940. This included: Robert Coutr iwv. Eva Becker.

Robert. Louise, and Nancy Jean Earner, Mrs. LUlie u. ser Mrs. John Earner.

Mr. and Mrs, Raymond Smyser and children, Robert, Barry Lee and Gwynn; Jean Miller, Patsy Winklemen, Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Courtney, Mrs. Ella Lantz, William Kat erman, Jane Bomgardnr, Mr.

ana Mrs. William Laueherv and daughters. Mag dalene. Jean and Virginia: Berden Bretz, Mrs. John Eisenhour, and sons, Victor and Darwin; Mrs.

Robert Barnhart and son, Robert, Rayetta Schaffer, Chester Musser, B. Smyser, Edgar Worble, Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Wolfersberger, tioidie Wolfersbereer. George Cobaugh.

Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Wolfersberger, Arvella, Lillie, Arlene and Geraldine Wolfersberger, Mr. and Mrs. Galen Wolfersberger and children, Galen, Charles, Jack and Francis; Theodore Hottenstein, Mrs.

Webster Spade. CARLISLE: Release Youth In Check Case Judge Reese Places Harris burg Boy on Probation After Probe Carlisle, July 10. A 16 year old Harrisburg boy, involved with Dale Horn, 20, Carlisle, in passing several forged checks in the county recently, has been placed on probation by Judge Fred S. Reese sitting in juvenile court. Investigators said the boy had a good record and that his intelligence quotieht was considerably above average for his age.

Horn and George Lippert, Car lisle, who are linked in the case, have been held for court by Jus tice of the Peace William Dosh. Board Visits Camp Camp D. R. Thompson, Laurel Lake, was host to the Y. M.

C. A. board of directors at its monthly meeting. Wednesday night the camp, which opened Monday, had its first camp fire of the season, parents and friends of the boys attending Clarence Hendrickson, camp director, presided at the camp fire at which each tent group of boys put on a stunt in an entertainment program. Treated at Hospital Two persons were treated at Carlisle Hospital for injuries suf fered in accidents.

Richard Mallow, 25, of 40 East Main street, Me chanicsburg, was treated for a fracture of the right forearm Glenn Foltz, 16, of 1028 North West street, Carlisle, was treated for contusions of two toes with possible fractures caused when a car ran over them. Birth Announcements Mr. and Mrs. John Bowers, Car lisle R. D.

5, a son, Tuesday, at Carlisle Hospital. Mr. and Mrs. Luther Frank, 213 South Pitt street, a son, Tuesday, at the hospital. Mr.

and Mrs. Guy R. Group, 423 North East street, daughter, Tues day, at the hospital. Mr. and Mrs.

John Spoonhour. Marysville, a son Wednesday, at the hospital. Pfc. and Mrs. Leonard H.

Welch, 150 East Liberty street, a son, Leonard Henry Welch, July 3, at their home. Granted Divorce A divorce was granted by Judge Fred S. Reese to John J. Maley, Mechanicsburg, from Mrs. Mary Edna Maley, Harrisburg, on grounds of desertion.

They were married in 1914 at Sunbury. Marriage License A marriage license was issued at the Cumberland County Court house to Robert William Reiber and Mary Ellen Barrick, both of Carlisle. Old Inn Sold The Holly Inn, old landmark at the northern end of Holly Gap, has been sold by Miss Sarah Penrose, Carlisle, to Frank "Tom" Ter ris, who leased the property for a number of years. The stone and frame building will be converted into apartments, Terris said. MRS.

LILLIAN SIMONDS Carlisle, July 10. Mrs. Lillian Simonds, 77, widow of George W. Simonds, died yesterday at her! home in Middlesex township. surviving are ner son, David, Lowery Field, Denver, and a brother, Phillip Strohm, Middle sex township.

Dellville U. B. Church To Dedicate Flags Duncannon, July 10. A American Flag and a Christian Flag will be dedicated Sunday evening at 7.30 o'clock in the Dellville United Brethren Church Dr. Clyde A.

Lynch, president of Lebanon Valley College, will be the principal speaker. The Male Qiorus of Duncannon will sing With Rod and Gun Outdoors By MICHAEL SEAMAN A rose by any name would give some people sneezing fits. Which is our way of pointing out the fact that this department can't satisfy everyone. Nor could any other news source or column. What brought this personal universe shattering fact to mind is a letter (elite type, bond letter head) which we slit open today, The writer takes lis to task for bringing about a concentration of fishermen on the river by peatedly mentioning in this col umn that the Conodoguinet creek is muddy, therefore the Susque hanna river is the best place to chuck a plug for a black bass, Hmm! Never knew we had the power to influence people.

No less authority on the sub ject of fishing than the Fish Com mission made public a release this week in which a claim is made that the best catches of bass to date have been made in the Susquehanna and Juniata rivers. And the Commission goes a point beyond generalizing by stating that the big fish are being caught in the two rivers mentioned in the Harrisburg area. We bow out, giving the Fish CommisLlon honors that are won for winning friends and influencing people. Another fact that may have sent fishermen rushing pell mell to the river was the Commission's observation that the darker nights of the last quarter of the moon, a phase that ends Monday, are good for daylight fishermen. They reason that game fish feed well under a bright moon and so are reluctant to be tempted by day light offerings of fishermen.

Our quarrelspondent wants to know why the river is favored over the Conodoguinet. That's easy to answer. Fishermen, the real dyed in the wool type, go where the fishing is good. No less an astute observer than Dom enico Galdino, summer resident along the Conodoguinet, says that the creek hasn't had many fish ermen for two good reasons. One is transportation difficulties and the other the poor condition of the stream.

Galdino, former coal dealer in the city, has twojjass, one a foot long and the other an inch short er, to show for nine fishing days on the creek. Very little escapes his attention as he sits in a boat opposite his cottage and tries to entice bass into gobbling cray fish, minnows, worms or hell grammites. When Galdino says iisrung in the creek is poor, we'll accept his word for it and con tinue saying so in this column. On the Air Radio Highlights P.M. FRIDAY 6.00 WHP Edwin C.

Hill 7.00 WKBO "Pleasure Time" 7.30 WHP "Meet America's New Soldiers 8.00 WHP Lewisohn Stadium Orch. 8.15 WKBO Fight Against Inflation 9.00 WKBO Listen America i 9.00 WHP Johnny Presents 9.30 WHP That Brewster Boy A.M. SATURDAY 7.00 WHP Morning Alarm 9.00 WKBO Breakfast Club 10.00 WKBO Jamboree Time P.M. 12.30 WHP "Stars Over Hollywood" 5.00 WHP Matinee at Meadowbrook Lewisohn Stadium Orchestra The first American performance of the First Symphony by Khat chaturian is given by the New York Philharmonic Symphony under the direction of Dean Dixon at the Lewisohn Stadium Concert tonight over WHP from 8.00 to 8.55. Khatchaturian, young Armenian Russian musician, is one of the most popular composers in Soviet Russia today.

When his piano concerto was introduced in New York City avshort time ago, one critic declared that it might in time rival the popularity of Tschaikowsky's work in that form. Like all his compositions, the First Symphony reflects the composer's great interest in folk Fight Against Inflation Draw ing from the previous talks on Mutual's "Fight Against Inflation" series, a comprehensive pat tern of conduct for winning the war, Isadore Lubin, Administrative Assistant to President Roose velt, will conclude the series to night over WKBO from 8.15 to 8.30, with an address entitled, "We Can Win the Peace Now." In this talk, Lubin will make it clear how in this battle against rising costs "we have the opportunity to win the peace now. He will probably show how the various aspects of the National Economic Policy merge into a' clear cut plan for post war prosperity ana wnat a great store of pur chasing power we are buildine for the future through War Bonds and Stamps. Johnny Presents Baleful, per snickety "Sheridan Whiteside." author, lecturer and radio raconteur, comes to "The Philip Morris Playhouse" in Charles Martin's adaptation of George S. Kauf man and Moss Hart's hilarious may, "The Man Who Came To Dinner," tonight over WHP from 9.00 to 9.30.

Monty Woolley, who returns from Hollywood after making the forthcoming picture, "Pied Piper," ana wno already has portrayed "the man who came to dinner" on stage and screen, is heard in his original role as "Whiteside." In the story, Sheridan White side goes to a small town to lec ture, and breaks a. lee. forcing him to a smouldering existence in a wheel chair far from his usual city haunts. Boredom drips from every pore and incredibly cynical wit from his tongue. Ray Bloch's orchestra provides the music.

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