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U-C-TMt QAOTOMIA BAimt. 2. Hos he been in the sun too long? pyramid power Watt tjll Ralph hears ak)out (his corporate venture a'' forrner- medical electronics specialist from Queens, York, runs a mail Jrder pyramid business far $3 50, he 'will send jon a srnall cardboard pyramid and inslruclions-on how to. sharpen! blades and mummify pieces of meat with liie conlraptjori, Mr, is npl pulling oiir great pyramids of: have long jpyslificd curious researchers. Even computer ient ists, have been baffled by their configurations.

In Krehch pyraniidologist discqvcred.lhat dead animals didn't decay if left inside a plywood few years ago a Czech engineer found that razor blades'stayed forever sharp if kept under a plastic pyramid. Nobody knows what pyramid power is exactly, bul it seems to work. -Unfortunately, for Toih, the US. Patent Office won't let him patent his Czech model. You can't license a shape, says the govegnmeln, and that's about all Toth has to offer So he has to compete with several pyramid companies that promise a lot more sharp razor blades.

Pyramid power? think Toth lias been standing in the sun too long. Q. What's the big secret behind'the pyramids? A. It's not so miich secrecy as pure mystery. Nobody knows why or how the pyramids were built.

The mathematical precision of their measurements is totally iinexplainable. Q. You mean ingenuity wasn't sufiicicnt for the construciton job? A. Exactly Egyptians of Chebp's time wciuld have' needed a fantastic engineering capability; 'transport, hiige" -blocks weighihg'seve'ral tons; they svould have required special cutting tools vyliich they didn't Inside the pyramid chambers there are colorful paintings on the walls. Yet no carbon deposits from torches exist on the ceiligns.

Where.did the light come from then? there's just no way the Egyptians.could have erected the pyramids. Q. if the Egyptians weren't up to it, who was? A. I'm wavering Erich von Danikcn's theory of ancient astronauts who might. have built the pyramids as marker beacons and a less spectacular 'advan'ced civilization theory.

According to the from an a a i i 1 i a t-o somewhere 'else on earth" could; have visited Egypt" arid left the pyramids as a landmark or as a'; monument to the gods. Either supposition accounts the high technology necessary.for. an architectural feat. Q. How superior a civilization are you talking about? Qne'movelsupe'rlqr loours.

For exarriple do you remember when several Pgyptian temptes were during the cons(ruclioh 'r of the ''Aswan Dam? Well, modern machinery couldn't even fifl'the big blocks some of the temples. They had lo be cut up and removed in Q. If this civilization was as terrific as you say, isn't it still around? A Perhaps it was destroyed by 'some That's' about all I can suggest; i What the hccH Is pyramid "powor? A. a res.on.a cavity o.f frequencies. "of (he pyramid collects the frequency' of cprriing'Up from the earth and the four sides bl the pyramid collect frequencies zipping in from outer space.

All this energy is within and thep forced' out through the Q. For What purpose? A. Well, the have been marker beacons for. "the spaceships; 'of astronauts. Without' marker beacons how the spacecraft in tiicVdireciiori of the l6 land on? Asfar-fetchc'daslhisnolion may appear, that there is one pyramid in Mexico, South' Cambodia, 'possibly one in one off the coast ot'Bcrmuda aswell as a.

ruin in the suburbs of. St. quite a network. he re i the proof, that pyramids give off energy? A. The evidence, adntit, is But it you stand- on top of one of the pyramids; you will feel a tingling sensation in your fingers from the static electricity, within the ,9.

'Wow, pretty cdnvirlcin'g; And if.you stand on top of the George Washington I suppose you don't get the same tingle? A. But you da, only not to the same degree. Static electricity, however, is very confusing to They don't know very much about lightning yet and that's a form of static Q. i Cheop's pyramid is one thing and your cardboard contraption quite another. By "what, right dp you'claim pyramid power.for your own design? A'.

Because is in the same basic shape as It ihas the same degree of slope'and is made of homogeneous material. Q. That's hardly a scientific explanation. There is "no explanation. All I can say is that the same frequency effect occurs regardless of the material as long as the shape is the same.

Q. What can your pyramid do? ft can" mummify and dehydrate certain things like 'The pyramid is a resonating cavity of fre- auehcies. The base of the pyramid collects the frequency of vibrations coming up from the earth ana the four sides of the pyramid. collect frequencies zipping in from outer Max Toth flowers and' food and even sharpen blades. Every time? A.

My pyramid wbfk ninety percent of the time if it is sel up properly, For example, if you pii( a rose in a pyramid you will eventually have a perfectly dehydrated flower. But if you try a daffodil, in a few days you will discover a shriveled mess, Unlike other pyramid companies. I don't make fantastic claims. Although I don't guarantee results. I do return the -purchase price lo dissatisfied customers.

Q. What's the best way lo arrange a pyramid experiment? A. First you mustn't disturb it; second, keep it a good distance from any radio or TV set; third, avoid" temperature "variances. Polarization is --also an important factor. You have to line up pyramid on a North South axis in order to catch' the earth's magnetic 1 Q.

How long does it'take your pyramid to sharpen a razor blade? A. A brand-new Gillette blue blade requires seven days and seven nights- just to be conditioned. Then you can shave with it for thirty or forty days as long as you replace it in the pyramid after each use. You won't get thirty great shaves in a row, but you'll gel- shaves of varying sharpness. Some blades work steadily up to three or four months.

Tor reasons unknown, the blue blades scem's So be the only ones thai are susceptible to pyramid power. Q. If promise ninety shaves fi dm a single blade, how come you're no( rich? The American economy is' "based the. principle of disposability. We like to throw things away.

Q. the pyramid business, doih'g Czechoslovakia the craze began? A. After the Russian invasion in Cheops Pyramid Razor-Blade Sharpener went out of production. Q. The Russians don't believe in pyramid power? A.

It's not that so much as economics. the government can make more money turning out razor blades than it can be selling pyramids to sharpen (If you would like to suggest personalities as candidates for Philip Nobile's interview or react'to the opinions of those interviewed," please write to Philip Nobile, care of The. Gastonia Gazette. Because of the volume Nobile's mail, personal replies are not possible.) ANY BUYERS? Mox Toth holds a pyramid which he would like to sell to you for $3.50. He will include on how to sharpen razor blades' and mummify pieces of meat with it.

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