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64 Wednesday, October 29,1969 The Ottawa Journal DUW The Hill SECURITY; Recently In thli column we told the story of a father who was unable to get backstage at. the National Arts Cene to wish his son well before the show -opened. Guards' have orders that nobody shall pass. Latest to run Into that tight security was Johnny Cash's manager. Saul Hollff.

He fan nose to nose with guard who gave a flat "no" to his plea that he had to get backstage. So Mr. Hoiiff, who Is from London, Ont, started looking for Other ways. He was soon lost In the maze of stairs and haU-ways in the centre, and then by a stroke of pure luck met a man who asked: "Are you the man who wants to go backstage?" After sir explanation, the man took out a large key, unlocked a large door, and showed the manager to his client's; dressing romp-. "Artsenbunker is a word we hear more often these days.

CAPITAL Ault. 44 Beckwlth Road, tells the story, but' asks thatthe name of the girl concerned 'not be used because she is apparently still trying to see the humor In the situation. But it seems this gal a quick trip to her mother's Besserer and Chapel Streets apartment for a quick lunch. Her mother was away at the time. The story starts as she breaks an egg into a pan and turns the heat on high.

Then she went out of the apartment to the mailbox. Thunk. Door closed and locked. Key In coat pocket Inside Rush to janitor's apartment Not in. Rush to neighbors apartment Cleaning fcy OAVI IXOWN goes back to work.

No greet gal as she returns to about how she got apple peels woman answers door. Gal asks to use the dumb common to both apartments, to enter. Agreed. Dives 'through dumb waiter, lands flat out on kitchen table, shutting off stove as she-flies past. Egg black, apartments full of Smoke.

rTTOpens door to let out smoke and sees janitor's daughter on way to report fire. Starts after janitor's daughter to reassure her no fire. Thunk. Back through dumb waiter. Gives up and lunch.

Fellow employees office. They have questions MARMADUKE Wort Remembering and coffee grounds all over her clothes. (Apparently from dumb waiter.) She starts trying to explain. Audience increases rapidly. grows.

GaTstopjDalking. That's theway It happened. BANK AND SPARKS: Ottawa's newest FM station, which has had more false starts than world war three. Is now to go on the air next Wednesday. The station has re- ceived flowers and notes of congratulations for past starts that never really started, but latest word, is CKBY will be on this time.

Rig testimonial dinner last weekend in Smiths Falls for W. A. Chambers, of Manotick, marking his year as registrar of Orange Lodge's grand black chapter of Eastern Ontario. He was presented with a platform rocker to mark the occasion. "Ultra violate" Is the result of a spelling goof; somebody made when putting a sign on a lamp in the window of a hardware store at Westgate Two Canadians, both ex-Spitfire pilots, have teen-named to the nominating committee ofthelnternatlonal Aerospace Hall of Fame.

They are W. Arthur Bishop, son of First World War ace, Billy Bishop, and Wallace Floody. YE OLDE PROBLEMS: When they started putting together a conference on geriatrics, sponsored by the Ottawa Civic Hospital division of the University of Ottawa, it made, sense to somebody that since they were dealing with the problems of the old, the program should use a little old English. So the conference, to open Nov. 27, is explained on the program as: "A difquifltion of the vulgar ailments and common afflicting thofe whofe fluids are become hnonlous by time." Some of the discussions listed in the program Include: "Dizzinefs and Other Queer Feelings in Ye Older Head." "Blemifhs and Other Skin Diforders of "Stiffnefs Vexing Ye Aged Joints." And there be several breaks for Coffee, Difcourfe, Queftkms and Anfwers." LEGAL LIMIT: There's a movement afoot in the Kara area to set a new kind of legal limit.

It is intended to cut down the number of cats and dogs in the community. 'North Gower council has a bylaw before It now that would limit the number of dogs and cats on each lot In Kara to two of each. PARTING SHOT: Seasonal story going the rounds tells of a worker who built a chimney in a day and a half, surprising the boss who had estimated the job would take three days. The boss was inspecting the chimney, and looking down from the top asked if the worker had put in the lining. "Heck no," said, the fast worker.

"You told me you were going to start saving the "Inside Jobs for older employees." RADIO HIGHLIGHTS See Classified Section THE FAMILY CIRCUS ByBQKeane HI AND LOIS "Do I hervw to hdva dinMf tonight? hod cupcakes, cookies, candy, popcorn and somthSln' purple to drink ot our party." TRIXE I I 1 I HAD THE 1 tTRJRE KEEPS )r I VXI UTTLH OWERDOOROOSaJ JT MOPPIaTO I dickens how1 W) thb satb up. wampswons I SJ)j I DtDVClUSGT frjy ITHOOSHTOP 1 STB AHEAD MARK TRAIL j- VTC-TAKE CARE-) -3 1 ii ikv i wry l'ivi -ri i ij-i' ''ai i i i JUDGE PARKER SBwawawammwawaaaMBBSssawawBf'j mprjirrsjrf MAYBE WE CAH WAVE HER TP i IT A6A1WST ITFGoLATlOtrS TO THAT HE 66E SEE HIM TH UE9TB(AMr APPR6- KCAH KDi AXKAH6E fOC ME US. NAVE A WOMAil VISIT A PRSONEKlHEISECBEANTi OFfKE PCX A FEW sMNOTESiCIATE TO HAVE THE SPEUCEK FARMSyARANGEP! fx car vwiih6 vismMS hows lets see whethet the A ttocic hqct nesoAVt lAA InnrhRreal, 7 7. Channel CBOT, Ottawa 4 CHOV. Paatbreke I WHEN.

Syracaaa IS WPTZ. Plattsaargh IP CBMT, Mearreal WWNT, Watertewn 1 Television WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29. 1969 CO DENOTES COLOR l.H-4 (I) Sklppy (e) IS Tl SiiiinMM. (SP) Big VaDey (SS) Mavie. "Snaw White." (7) Gomer Pyia (e) (2) Walt Disney (cj (It) Uiil (II) Crainnri Jim 11 PerryrMason SM-4 (t, Jl) The Beverly HlllbllUea (e): (7) Early Shew Plen Barton (c) I Ta Roma With Lave (c) J) News Warld (SP) Repsrt (I) Gkast and Mrs.

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To Rome With Love. "Goodbye Aunt Harriet." John Forsyth appears as a conven tional mid western widower of three children who moves to Rome to teach at an American schoql. Kay Medford appear as Aunt Harriet 7JI -i 4 (s, 11). The Nature of Things. "Danger: Man at Work." The final program in this series pTOents statements and observation of experts on the extent of pollution, what the future may be, and what can be done to stop pollution of the environment 7Jf (5P).

The Virginian. "A Love to A Boston newspaper reporter stays at Shiloh Ranch white searching for the slayer of her husband and child. 7.31 (II). Great Movies. "Quo! da neuf Pussycat" A Msatfraal Saw th 1 A MEDAL FOR LORNE Mr.

and Mrs. Lorne Greene are pictured last night after the Ottawa -born star of TVs "Bonanra" received Canada's Medal of Service' at an investiture in Government House. i BETWEEN THE LINES At Ease With Lome By Sandy There Is no one as humble as Lome except for Par Cartwright In town to accept the Medal of Service at an investiture last night at Government House, the Ottawa-born star of TVs "Bonanza" found himself reminiscing about his home town. "I remember taking a street car on Somerset Street and it seemed no time before you were out in the country. We used to have a.

cottage at Britannia and, that was considered far away." The biggest change for Lorne who. has passed through the capital only once in recent years was "the "There's been great changes in the east and the west especially the west. I took my wife round the city, showing her my old school, the Driveway and the place where I was born Queen Street West only it wasn't there, any is shown in some 89 countries around the world, making Lorne a household name in many languages. In all his globe-trotting to promote the show had he seen a city to compare with Ottawa for cleanliness? "Only one, Leningrad. It was just so spic and span, it was almost unbelievable." To' what does he attribute the phenomenal success of the series.

"Simply, the fact that Mike (Michael Landon), Dan (Blocker) and I get along so weft together. It wouldn't have lasted as long if we "Bonanza" is probably one of the more expensive TV series in production. According to Lome each episode costs more than 5200,000 and commercials on the show sell at $55,000 a minute. "Actually we. don't make any money from the current series.

The profit is made in repeats and sales to foreign countries." v- Whatever the outlay "Bonanza" has made Lome into a super-star and brought with it many of the fringe benefits of success. He 'has two music publish- ing companies, one named after son Chuck and daughter Linda, and i bigger bankroll than Ben Cartwright Artd-ncw-r. he is setting up his own pro duction company. "I have a plot for a TV i Television Highlights TT JewnaaJ far eableriooan Urhlifhai comedy with Peters Sellers and Peter OTooIe. 8.N -fci (5.

II). Acres, r.the Road." Movie star Lyle Talbot plays a movie star who becomes a senator and gets embroiled in' Hooterville's highway hassles, S.M I (2). La soiree du hockey. Boston at Toronto. 8.N IS (12).

Hockey Night in Canada. "Boston at Toronto. The Boston Bruins meet the To ronto Maple Leafs in the Gardens in Toronto. Play by play commentary with Bill Hewitt, assisted by Ward Cornell) 8.M 4 (5, 8, 11). Louis Riel.

The widely acclaimed music dramaVof Canadian composer Harry Sorners, brought to the TV In color with most of its oriamal cast from the stage production of the Cana dian Opera Company. Starring gft.y fjf GrenMt a Gardiner series I want to make and also a couple of movies based on ideas I picked up while' visiting Expo '67." Due to his busy schedule on the Ponderosa, Lome finds it difficult to accept film roles. start work on In May and run right through to February. That leaves me only three months-to do other work." This year Lome took time out to make "Destiny Of A Spy," a tailored-for-TV movie shown earlier this week in both Canada and the VS. He has accepted two other movie rotes, one based on a-John Steinbeck novelabout a rancher in California.

"The script hasn't been finished yet and I'm not sure about the "Other film." (Lome is pleasantly surprised that Canadians particularly former CBC types are invading the movie capital en masse. "Canadians are more in demand than ever before. A ajority of the major TV shows in Hollywood are either produced, written or directed by Canadians." Lome praised the CBC as "an excellent training ground" but admitted it was on a "limited scale." "I left before I became frustrated and Spent two years in Toronto before moving to Hoi-' lywood," i It was in Toronto that Lome opened his school for announcers 'iii a building be 'bought for 520,000 and sold two years later. more annoyed by the fact that he 'didn't get the nameplate as a memento when it was resold recently, than by the fact that the price paid for the property was 5250,000. Despite the fact that Lome Greene has been leading a double life for 11 years, it's easy to tell the actor and Ben Cartwright apart.

Ben is the fatherly: figure who rules the Ponderosa with an iron hand and a gentle heart. Lome is a mild-man-, nered man whose personality overshadows his TV counterpart. Witluthe honor last night goes the right to put the ini- tials S.M. after his name. "I don't-know- that I deserve this," Lome said yesterday, But if anyone has helped put Ottawa on the map, other than Queen Victoria, it must be Lome Greene.

mm nnniiim I. baritone Bernard Tureeon as Louis Riel. Louis Riel is the successful Canadian opera ever produced, focussing on the life and death of one of Canada's most controversial (historical figures the Metis leader deemed a patriot by some. and a traitor by many. I (SP)j The Brass Are Comln'.

A mulkS! special star' ring Herb Alpert and the Ti- juana Brass with guest star Petula ClarkT Cameo appearances by Johnny Carson and Gene Kelly. 114013. Randall and Hop. kirk. A highly unusual one hour series wit(i a pair of private eyes as-its principal characters.

Marty Hopkirk, however is a ghost and insists on keeping up his partnership with his old friend. Starring Mike Pratt, Kenneth Cope and Annette ft kf ela I swfl naC wTl tClawi (s.