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Jfl BEFORE I GET VOU 1RECKLESS WITH I HELPA THIS BOLT By CHESTER GOULD PPEEl I 60T HEY, MISTER, I WANT SOME I OUT WITHOUT AW I NEWMAGAHNLS ANAN HEY OfE MSIN' UP! THERE'S A WALLABY LET I ME AT HIM! I SPEAK AMD HE HAS TWO WIRES BACK OP HOW MANY YEARS HIS EARS ONE FOR HIS GLASSES WERE YOU AT FOUR jr BUT AS LONG AS WE HOLD THE SECRET yflw iW CROKE AND rSWf GUD6E WILL FROM WHAT I KNOW OF THOSE TWO THE TIME MAY COME WHEN DEATH WOULD RE IMBLCAMVr STEVE! UOOKT. mr water: 1 r. TV, By WOO Repair Work Takes Months In England By Doris Blake Kate Smith contends that when civilians here complain of war time difficulties such as inability to buy clocks or radios, inferior and lengthy dry cleaning service, food shortages and rationing, they just don't know what war time problems are. A soldier overseas recently sent Kate a copy of the London Daily Express containing an article on repairs in' war time England. In dividual items there may take as long as four months for repair.

And watches, shoes, water pipes, suits, radfos, and corsets would total one year and seven weeks in repair time. Itemized, the facts are: A watch will take three months to repair if a new part is needed. Shoes require anything up to a month for repairs. A water pipe will take the plumber at least three weeks to fix. A suit will take about a month to be dry cleaned and have missing buttons replaced.

The radio will require around a month before it is working again. Spectacles will take three months if lens have to be re placed. So, says Kate, we should conr plain. Or, better, the next time we are tempted to complain, we should think first. Apropos the difficulties facing.

women every day in other coun tries, we heard a story the other day about the Duchess of York bearing down upon a women's labor training group in London begging for instructions on how to fix a fuse and electric wire now that her husband wasn't around to do the little jobs. Lawn Party Is Held A at Dillsburg Home Dillsburg, Aug. 9. Marlene Strayer entertained at a lawn party at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs.

William S. Strayer, Dillsburg, R. D. Refreshments were served to: Mrs. William S.

Strayer, Mrs. Elmer Strayer, Mrs. M. L. Paxton, Mrs.

J. F. Yake, Joan Dick, Nadine Dick, Joy Hart man, Joyce Hartman, Verna Nester, Evelyn Hartman, Vilma Nester, Gale Ann Strayer, Bettie Chronister, Louise Speck, Patsy Paxton, Lynn Paxton, Robert Chronister, Frank Yake, Elmer Yake and Marlene Strayer. Promoted to Major Pittsburgh, Aug. 9, UP) Capt: Lawrence A.

Floro, 45, a resident of Smithpn, has been promoted to a major, it was announced yesterday. Major Floro! is president of the Army Air Forces Examining Board in Pittsburgh and head of Air Combat Crew recruiting here. HOME FROM SOUTH PACIFIC Radioman 3c Charles J. Bidaman, son of Mrs. Marie Feehey, Mechanicsfourg R.

D. 4, was home on a 21 day furlough recently, after 19 months in the South Pacific. As one of the crew aboard a cargo ship, he participated in the battles at Tarawa and Guadalcanal, for which he wears the ribbons of the South Pacific Theatre and two bronze' stars formajor battles. He claims his ship was very lucky and cites the air raids as their worst scare. Radioman Bidaman entered the Navy in November, 1943y having been in the Naval Reserve for four years.

In December, 1943, he was sent overseas. He is a graduate of John Harris High School and was formerly employed at the New Cumberland Supply Depot Governor Lauds Dewey Knowledge Governor Martin said yesterday that Presidential Candidate Thomas E. Dewey "has a more profound knowledge of our plan of government than any man I have ever met." "I am amazed by his knowledge of the problems that will face this country at the close of the Martin told his press conference. "We are truly fortunate in hav ing a presidential candidate of his ability, courage, energy and understanding at this critical period in the life of this country." Martin said the St. Louis con ference of Republican governors was "a marvelous success, and that they met with Mr, Dewey for 36 hours "and considered national problems, not for political effect but for the interests of the United No decisions have been reached on how much Dewey will tour the Nation in his campaign, said the Governor, but "if he goes out he will be in Pennsylvania." The earth has 57,510,000 square miles of land surface.

CROSS TOWN by Roland Coe TT "I tell you this isn't a war picture, unless it's about some married couple!" CHARLES H. GOREN: SIMPLIFIED BRIDGE QJ108654 9 83 1043 mowinAA92 8 3 5 7 5 4 2 4 Q962 5 4 KQ875 CSOIMiA96 A3 A J10 6 A 10 7 5 Both sides vulnerable, South deals. South West North East 1H IS 2D 2S 3D 3S 4D Do. 4S Do. Opening lead: jack of Diamonds.

The two suiter in contract bridge is at times an interesting phenomenon. In the hands of a skillful jockey it can bring home many stakes against superior horses, but, mismanaged it can lead to countless misfortunes. I have many times observed that offensively a hand, containing two five card suits, should be valued at more than its actual count, because of its great playing strength where partner is able to show a preference, But in the same breath, a warning must be issued to the holders of these hands in cases where partner is unable to take a preference. The two suiter seems to induce a cer tain stubbornness in its possessor tnat he would do well to curb. I firmly 'believe that the partner of the two suiter should go out of his way to indicate a preference where one exists.

But I am also quite persuaded that, where the misfit Is apparent, the player with the higl cards should retire gracefully in favor of the one with the long suit Because the hand containing honor strength will be a good dummy, but the long suit will be an entirely worthless affair when spread upon the table. South could have saved himself considerable trouble had he entertained that view. When North was unable to show a preference for Hearts or try no trump, South should have abandoned any real hopes for game. That being the case, a quick checkout is in order and a pass of two Spades, while it might not leave the partnership in the perfect part score position, nevertheless insures against any real disaster. Actually the two Spade contract could have been fulfilled.

But when South persisted to three Diamonds, which cannot be condemned, and North still carried on, South should have dropped it like something ablaze. The four Diamond bid was a clear invitation to the enemy to come right in with a devastating double. South had a good dummy for his partner. He couldn't expect North's hand to be very useful to himself, playing with a red suit as trump. Tomorrow's Problem Dummy A KQ4 4 KQ5 J7542 Declarer 4k A 10 9 3 8 3 A83 You are declared at a contract of four Spades.

The bpening lead is the jack of Hearts. Third hand, who has bid the suit, wins with the ace and returns a Heart, Plan the play. HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH, Wednesday, August 9. 1944 Face Powder Weight Often A Vital Factor By Antoinette Donnelly When you buy face what influences most your purchase? Its color, its scent, or its weight. We suspect 'more women would say yes to the first two named in fluences, but the weight you choose is important, too.

It should be carefully selected according to line skin texture, whether dry, normal, moderately oily, or very oily. Dry skin secretes very little moisture, therefore, it requires a powder of light covering power. Normal and moderately oily skins, being more shiny due to secretion of oil and moisture, require a powder of rather more covering power, Very oily skin having a high shine requires powder of heavy covering power. Also, women whose skins are abnormal in spots should use dif ferent weights of powdejr, as in cases where the skin generally is dry in which an oily nose or an oily chin may be a problem. A number of women are heard to say that they cannot get pow' der that will stay on.

It isn't that; the powder flies off. The fact is that the powder will become dark shortly after it is applied over oil eland openings. It's noticed, espe cially around the nose area where the oil glands are most active. The darkening first takes place just over the pores and shows the pores by contrast with the still sur rounding powder film, presenting a blotchy appearance. The powder, in other words, is rendered invisible by the oil which it has absorbed.

We know of nothing better to meet this emergency than to start from scratch again with a face cleansing, use of an astringent, and fresh powdering until such time as the oily condition is cleared up. Lock Haven Alumni Association Elects Lock Haven, Aug. 9. Raymond E. Kniss, Lock Haven, has been elected president of the Lock Haven High School Alumni Other officers elected are: Vice president, Mrs.

Charles Gren inger, secretary, Miss Jane Mervice; treasurer, Miss Claire Wentz: board of control, Miss Elizabeth F. Robb, one year; Mrs Mack C. Ricker and' Max Fromm, two years. Mrs. John J.

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New York 3.00 WKBO Cocktail Tunes Harrisburgesque In which I become Outdoorish By Nobe Frank Dear Nobe: Your reference to the Semi Monthly News Letter, sponsored by the Old Rifle and Pistol Club of Campbelltown in your column recently in the ffrr 1 natrisuurgi Telegraph was, to me, interest ing as wen as appreciated. To you I offer my sincere thanks. Now to get to i. the real reason for this letter. During all the time I have been hearing of Nobe Frank Nobe Frank from my brother in law, Herman G.

Enterline, formerly of Deodate and Elizabethtown, and lately hearing of you from our mutual friend, "Sev" Laskowski, I was always under the impression that you were probably one of the most widely versed men in the city of Harrisburg but your inference about the local rifle club has made me believe that you like all of us, can be enlightened on one subject or other. Did you know that rifle clubs, connected with the National Rifle Association, contribute sport competitors in numbers second only to the National Bowling Congress? Participants in the sport of target rifle shooting have probably done more for the present war effort than those of any other sport by conducting schools of small bore basic rifle instruction to men of draft age as well as to numbers of various home defense and war industry groups. The Central Pennsylvania Rifle Club which has Harrisburg for its home is one of the finest clubs in the country, but I have noticed the publicity given them or any other of the eight clubs in this section by your paper, has been very little. To the best of my memory, scores of matches fired by teams in the Central Pennsylvania Rifle League, which operates during the entire year, have only been mentioned once in any Harrisburg paper. All this rambling, containing possibly a small dose of "sour grapes," is not meant to belittle your fine column but rather to enlighten you to the fact that a dainty morsel of news lies in the activities of those connected' with rifle clubs right at your back door.

For first hand information, concerning rifle clubs, I refer you to Charles Senseman, South Third street, or George Thompson, Regina street. M. DISSINGER, Editor Semi Monthly News Letter Thanks for the letter, and inasmuch as I don't want the Camp bellstown postmaster tb think that I don't appreciate the information, I shall take pains to see what can be done about it. When we had our full staff around here, Mike Seaman used tb take care of that, but he is in England, so we'll have to dig up another Mike perhaps, with some help, I can do it. Newport Lions To Collect Paper Newport, Aug.

9. The Lions Club will make a thorough can vass of Newport and vicinity this evening to collect vitally needed waste paper. The collection will be made from 6 to 7 o'clock. Residents are asked to put their paper in bundles on the curb. The Lions Club wilLalso sponsor a movie matinee in the Newoort Theatre for children in the near future.

The admission fee will be twenty five pounds of The annual Bucks United Brethren picnic and homecoming will be held Saturday, August 19. in Deckard's woods The Perrv Vallev Luthpran Sun. day School will hold a picnic and festival at Centerville, August 19. 19 Fight Together Headquarters, 82nd Airborne Division, Normandy, Aug. 9, () Nineteen Pennsylvanians, members of the Engineers Battalion, have been fighting shoulder to shoulder with infantrymen in the spearhead attack in France.

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