The Caney Chronicle from Caney, Kansas • 8

low TURNED THE FAUCET I 1 I 1 1 1 II 1 1 1 1 1 1 II II 1 1 II I III 1 1 1 1 II I I till T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'll The Only Good Bread in Town Home National Bank Sound, Safe, Conservative. is furnished by the HOflE BAKERY and can be bought at FISHER'S, GROCERY STORE JESS ORR, PropV. Loans its funds only when properly secured. Always progressive, and working for the upbuilding of Caney and vi-cinity is a home institution. Your business solicited.

R. H. BRADLEY, Cashier Ill I I II MMMMIIM I Your Mistake was made in buying the lumber with which to build your house if you didn't buy it of us. We sell lumber cheaper than anyone. All grades.

Lime, Cement, Paint, Oils, Etc. the best the cheapest. The Burgner-Bowman Lumber Co. O. V.

Stevens, Mgr. nmrnmnmnmmn rrm iTTrrrTrnrrmr Subscribe for a f) uearbe iu auey. vve nave grave ATWOOD CARINDER a HtMl V. FELTON Sg Tinwork and Roofing a Specialty NEW: PIANO STORE IN CANEY 4 WE are putting in a stock of new pianos of some of the best makes that can A be bought. They are from the D.

H. Baldwin factory of Cincinnati and Chicago. 4 They are one of the largest 4 and most reliable factories i in the United States. 4 These goods are bought 4 direct from the factory for spot cash and in car-load lots getting the benefit of car-load prices and car-load freight rates we are able to meet any competition any anteed to be strictly high i grade, and we will make 1 i terms to suit customer. Call and see these goods before, buying and get the benefit of Special Prices From Now Till JANUARY Store Open Evenings.

7 Come and buy your fam- 1 ily a fine new piano for Christmas, while you can buy them at a bargain. We 4 can save you from $50 to 4 $100 on any piano bought between now and January 1 First Door South of Postoffice U. D. Burkfield M. KIEFER: Manager THE fflWW com Most healthy, vigorous men and women inihe United states are raised on good, old-fashioned Arbuckles ARIOSA Coffee.

Never mind what the others drink, you want to be well. Say things to the man who tries to switch you from Arbuckles to coffee that pays him big profits at the expense of four stomach. lit Hv mm Sagacious Animal 8ivd Hareelf Long Walk to tha River. The county poor farm hai, according to the assertion of the Inmates, the cleverest cow in the state, aari the New York World correspondent at Portland, Ore. The animal la an old red Jersey that has been on the farm for years.

The matron at the farm last summer discovered that the faucet on the hydrant In the back yard was frequently turned on, but constant watching failed to disclose the-miscreant. The same trouble occurred again this summer. The matron noticed the water was turned on about the same time every afternoon. While she was watching she saw the old red Jersey come leisurely up the road. Into the back yard and walk straight up to the hydrant.

The cow pushed the faucet with her nose, but It did not seem to work. So she tried her horns, and when that method failed, opened her mouth, took held of the faucet aad turned it. Miss Bossy then drank her til of cold water and turned away toward the green fields, evidently pleased that she did not have to go a quarter of a mile to the river to satisfy her thirst. The next day the eow seemed much puzzled to find a new faucet and ap peared dejected when, after half an hour of hard work, sh could not get her drink. Then the matron had a watering place made and the cold water was allowed to run at all times.

HAVE FOUND SCOTT'S CAMP. Diary Shows Immense 8uma Have Been Taken From It. Walter Scott's camp has been dis covered by a party of prespectors about 12 miles south of Willow creek. There are two caves not far apart, reached by a precipitous ascent of 200 feet from the bottom of the canyon. The most convincing evidence of Scott's recent occupancy was his diary.

This, in Scott's own handwriting and picturesque English, re cords his going and with en tries of the fabulous findings he made there. They read like this: "April 7 Took out $117,000 in gold to-day; sent away for $500 worth of whisky and ceegars." "August 9 Got $50,000 out; whisky and ceegars ordered." Rhyollte, Cor. N. T. Herald.

Sargent's Blind Pupils. Mr. J. S. Sargent tells of as artist in Paris who had much difficulty in getting his pupils to make use of the extremely "impressionistic ideas" of art.

One evening, at a large dinner par ty, he asked an elderly gentleman next to him, who was very shortsight ed, how the gentleman at the foot of the table appeared to him. "Well," replied the nearsighted one, "I see a very white spot, which I take to he his shirt front, and a flesh-colored spot, which I know to be his face." exclaimed the artist, enthusiastically, "how I wish my pupils could see things as you do!" Searchlight. Bore Had But of It John Philip Sousa was talking about musical bores. "I must confess," he said, "that a musical bore once got the better of me. It was at a Wagner opera, and the bore sat on my left.

He had a book of the acere open on his knee, and he hummed every passage every single passage. My patience was at last exhausted. I turned to the man and said: "I beg your pardon, but I didn't pay, you know, to hear you sing." said be, 'you have all that into the bargain, Looking Forward. Shakespeare was reading "Macbeth" to a friend and had just finished the lines: "Lay on, Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! "But why do you work In that pro fanity?" asks the friend. "Why," Shakespeare explains, with a patient consideration of the other's lack of prophetic Insight, "the day is coming when the only way to get a laugh from the audience will be to have one of the characters swear, and surely I want this play to have a few comedy touches in It" Life.

The First Baptist Church Sunday school held its annual picnic the oth.es. day at Brookslde Park, saye the York Gazette. A baseball game was broken up by a number of bumblebees, which attacked the players so fiercely ta to leave fond remembrances. A nest located in the vicinity of shortstop was not discovered until late In the game, and then one of the play ers molested the bees, with the result that three of the players were stung. Profitable.

Hykers Do you mean, to say you found a gold mine in your back yardf Bykers Yes, sir; it was a vegetable garden at first, but we worked It so as to turn It Into a small sold mine. Detroit Free Press. A Stand-Patter. "If you please, Mr. Thompson, you have spelled 'business' here with an and a "Howr "You have spelled It b-l-t-n-e-a." "Well, lot it go, The oil way it good enough tor us." Full line of Globes, Mantels, Burners, Pendants, etc.

All work guaranteed. Prices right. Shop next door north of J. W. Metz Co's.

lumber 1111111 1 iniiniiiiitii 1 1 1 4 iwirimwhi I Country Coustne Caney Center School opened Monday aftera week's vacation. Miss Ethel Biggs returned Saturday from Independence. Jas. Bratfg and J. M.

Bowersock were in the neighborhood last Friday trying to get trees from the Cbyenne woods to make telephone poles. Rural phone is all the talk in that neigh- Dornooa ana we tnmK snoum ue iu this. Elvis Eakes and family have moved to his fathers old farm. Elvis left here for the nation when but a young man but he decided to return to Kansas. That's right.

John Freidline and family have moved to their new home. It will be remember that he purchased a portion of Mr. Shettield's place a yearorsoago. Miss Aura Tlieiss is on the sick list. Some of our farmers began the new year by plowing for oats.

Lewis Theiss started to haul off his wheat but the rain prevented his tak ing but one load. He is delivering it to Mr. Orr at Havana. Cascade Items Mrs. Matlis and son of Winfield spent last week with S.

Termain and family. rs. Mattis is Mrs. Termain brother's wife. Mrs.

Mattis was very much taken up with Caney. She purchased a lot and contemplates on building immediately. Mrs. Myrtle Trobridire attended meeting east of Caney last Sunday at the Black Jack school house. Mrs.

Baker and daughter spent the day Thursday with Mrs. Sheppard and ramily. R. Crumrine of Pawhuska visited with Mr. Pasley last Sunday.

Mr. Moore and son of Caney was in our vicinity last bunday. Mrs. Wyatt and daughter called on Mrs. Pasley Sunday alternoon.

Mr. Baker called on Mr. Wyatt Sun day morning. Elzie Rebel was in our vicinity Sunday. S.

Termain and family spent the evening Sunday with Mr. Wyatt and family. Mrs. Allen spent the holidays with her mother and brother of Williams burg, Franklin County, Kansas. They had not met for seventeen years.

Mr. Henry Atherton of Cowley county, visited with his brothers Cy and Charley during the holidays Mrs. Jim Atherton of Missouri return ed home with him. Miss Sadie Turk is spending the holidavs with Miss Mollie Pennell oi Jones! urg. How to Cure Chilblains "To enjoy freedom from writes John Kemp, East Otistleld, Me.

"I apply Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Have also used it for salt rheum with excellent result." Guaranteed to cure fever sores, indolent ulcers, piles, burns, wounds, frost bites and skin diseases. 25c at all drug stores. Want that nice stand in the Griff Hait Furniture Co's window? You get a chance for every dollar you spend there, and if you get the stand and don't want it he will guarantee you $50 for it. tf The "Son of Heaven." The countenance of the emperor of China, the son of heaven, is not often gazed upon by Europeans.

One of the favored few says ke has a melan choly, frightened look. His face is pale, and though it is distinguished by refinement and quiet dignity, it has none of the force of his martial ances tors, nothing commanding or impe rial, but is altogether mild, delicate and kind. Essentially Manchu in fea tures, his skin is strangely pallid, His face is oval shaped, with a long, narrow chin and a sensitive mouth, with thin, nervous lips. His nose is well shaped and straight, his eyebrows regular and arched, while his eyes are unusually large and sorrow ful in expression. The forehead is broad; the head large beyond the average.

Altogether, the face of a decadent The emperor is childless, and there is no designated successor or heir presumptive. The future of China is in the hands of the gods and the dowager empress. Faking It. "And this the family Bible, I sup- pose?" said Mr. Newcome.

who was waiting in the parlor for If iss Passay, "No," said Miss Passay's little broth er, "dat's de new one sister bought last week so she could write in it all about when she was bom." Dr. McKONE OSTEOPATH Graduate of the American school of Osteopathy of Kirksyille, Mo. At present In the Palace Hotel. 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I 1 1 1 1 II 1 1 1 1 1 the Chronicle Furniture IT a unaertaKi See our goods andget our prices. We have the only vaults In stock, IIHIIIM 1 1 II III yard.

mm 1 1 1 iiniiiiin; 1 DR. E. D. ROGERS, DENTIST Office ovsr Post office All Work guutnte DR. E.

G. THOMPSON DENTIST Over City Meat Market Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty orrici hours phohh 8:30 to 18:00 a. m. Office-) 1:30 to 5p m. Residence 138 After office hours call 138 GEO.

I. SMITH D. V. S. VETINARIAN At Ohio Barn Every ad and 4th SATURDAYS CANEY.

KANSAS CAUTION Do not trifle with your eyesleht. If your eyes itch or burn, or feel as if they nad sand in them, or if the print blurs or runs toeethvr after reading or sewiuK a short time, it is a sure sign that your eyes need immediate attention. Eyes tested and examined free at Dr. W. P.

Broker's office every Saturday. All work guaranteed. DR. R. C.

HORNER. J. A. RADER, M. D.

Teitbf eyas tad Citing glami ipedalty. CHAS. T. CRANDELL Physician and Surgeon Office over Caney Pharmacy. Phone 367.

Residence phone 66. Office hnnra fi a. in 19 lint 7 to8 p. m. TEETH ox 1 pereonal points Roll Park wa oter from Tyro Tuesday.

Mrs. Depaw is riilting friends in CherrjTale. J. W. Wilktr of Ssdan was in town Wednesday on business.

Rev. Frank B. Brown is spending the week at Ms borne in Fort Scott. Miss Laura Plowman of Nevada, is visiting ber brother, p. H.

Plowman. Miss May Cunningham is visiting friends and relatives at Coffeyville this week. W. O. is spending a few days with bis wife and daughter at Comfort, Texas.

Mrs. L. A. LaughJln of Cushing, is visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs.

J. T. Shultz. Mrs. Jesse Orr and children returned Tuesday from a vltlt with Mr.

Orr's parents near Deering. Mr. and Mrs. H. B.

Bowman of Pawnee Rock, Kansas, are visiting her father, Rev. M. E. Spahr. Everett Barber visited his father, 6.

6. Barber this week. He is a student in the State University. Mr. and Mrs.

H. L. Marrs went over to Cedar Vaie Wednesday to visit old friends and acquaintances. Mrs. M.

P. Crume of Kansas City is spending the holidays with her brother and family, V. C. Waller. Our old friend M.

Armstrong of Wayside neighborhood came down Tuesday to visit his Caney relatives and friends. G. Requa and wife left Monday morning for Corpus Chrlsta, Texas, for a couple months, in quest of game and health. Mrs. D.

A. Bargess and Mrs. F. Scrub of Cedar Vale spent last Sun day with their old friends, Mr. and Mrs.

E. O. Clifton. Ed and Mrs. Hanlon are down from Kansas City.

Ed is feeling first rate since undergoing an operation for appendicitis recently. T. C. Hart and wife are back from their visit in Warrensburg, and Tom is flattering himself that Missouri squirrels are resting easier. -Dr.

0. E. Wyatt and wife of Independence visited her father, T. W. and other friends and relatives the first of the week.

Mr. and Mrs. James Hopp and little daughter Ruby, who have been visiting with Mr. Hopp's sister Mrs. C.

E. Agnew has returned to their home at Arkansas City County Attorney Wagstaff.was down Monday to conduct the prelimi nary- hearings of Bert Brown and Cbas. Kill ion. He was assisted by his successor, J. R.

Charlton. J. T. McKee and daughter, Miss Gertrude, whohaye been sojourning in California during the past two years returned home last Friday. J.T.

says he feels twenty years younger. Cbas. Phillis who recently return ed from Los Angeles has gone to spend a few weeks at Fort Smith and Little Rock, after returning he intends going to California where will accept a position. The Right Name Mr. August Sharpe, the popular overseer of the poor, at Maaison, says "Dr.

Kings New Life Pills are rightly named; they act more agree ably, do more good and make one feel better than any other laxative." Guaranteed to cure biliousness and constipation. 25c at all drug stores. A big line of pipes at Kuhn's. tf All kind of fresh nut at Kuhns. tf PERFECTION WICK fume OIL STOVE 21 COMVtMOrr ECONOMICAL writ to ma STANDARD Oa.

COMPANY I 5 PROFESSIONAL CARDS MRS. N. A. DeVERE Notary Public, Qeneral Stenographer Phone 150. Postoffice building, Caney, Kan.

Reporting Depositions Copying Conveyancing DR. T. C. HANSEN 1 DENTIST OFFICE OVER CANEY PHARMACY T. A.

STEVENS, 11. D. Caney, Kansas. Office over Caney Pharmacy. Phone 147.

Res denoe one block north of office. Phone Houis to to 3 p. m. W. F.

BLEWETT, M. D. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. OSoe In Skinner Building. Phone SSS.

H. L. Alskich, m. Hittii B. Alobicb, Physician St Surgeon Physician.

Diseases of women and Chronio Oiseaaea children. DOCTORS ALDRICIi. CANEY IANSAS. DR. W.

F. BOOKER. r.Ka Office North Stats Street, next to Cfcrstilcl tec. Q. J.

BIOELOW, H. D. Physician and Surgeon, Caney, Kansas. OfBooTrCaaejl Valley National Bank- OSes aoartNtUa.Bj.iiltolilOM4TtoS P-.