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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 6

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EAGXLSEX. THE DAILY COURIER, CONNEULSVIIJLE, PA. MONDAY, JULY 22, 1918. -PUN FOB TWISTING TELEPHONE CABLES - Caaadlan Ingenuity has deriaed a clever scheme for twltttnf telephone - cables op the front. The autotruck fnmlahea.the motive power for turning,the r wheel device In tec center which, in tnWaeta;tbe.two spools suspended team - each large wheel to moMn«. These spool* are so arranged that their reVoK* - HOBS twl»t!n| the atazje strand* Into « twa-pjy able, which, passing through - an opeotec In the poet. Is then tolled op on the reel track to either side. . AVERAGE DRIVER IS NOT CAREFUL ifirakes ShouU Be Used IrrteU- H gently sind (My When ft to §, Absolutely Necessary. .': mm is BAD PWCTKE ^CuaMng to Better** U«el MoadThwi r D«altlii| a« rail tpaasl ' Light Pft«- - Mm Win Check Car an* Up-Keep, · i: Tie TOOT; brake* Intemtentlr sad ·;eoly when absolutely neceasary ts an ;;oceUeot motto to have printed on the board of every "cnr. v The operator, even; the, average driver, uees hJ» br»kea_too ~n»eh. TU« wears the brakta, .rack* ~tb* nwchaaJam of the car and Injures .the Urea-- three good rea»»m why inch H treatment should he (voided. , ~ Lean to atop your, car by coaatlag "to the poi»t where TOO wish to stop. ^ThU may be leaned with a little prac- r.ttc* and stKmM ahray* be done oa · ~tave) road. If yo« Und-yon are going ua little toe far a light preseore oa the ^jMdal -win stop you. ' \ · ' · ' ' · : · . . . 3 - »et»»V Than Jaajnalnj aVafcae.- vj TM» l» ftn? batter than dashlac on to-a^plate -and than Jamming om' both -krake* t» make a apeetaealar- stop. B««ide«-we»rin«tjb9. brake lining and attachments. It Taetia the tires severely, soetetines makloc the; wheels lock and LIST; YOU.FORGET. Watch your ear If yen wlab to · get real service out of it Dont neglect the little inspections and' j 1. .Storage battery Inspected , . awajr. t h e ;If.thJs:l. done fre- ejaeottr the treacf. win be ruined and tho fabric eipoied-'-irBre worn; away In this manaaT^eUBOt be, retarnsd for adjustment, as itrlMH been ruined by ' ' - W- :-f- . K; fe' , rrnea coasting dowa a-UU .n*e;tbe braf ea altemately: By changing from service brake to the emergeiKy brake the Uratrte aBoved to eoot proksxii* Ita Ufe. The longer It lasts the lesa It coat* for repair*, and so the total coat of-vpkeep ta reduced. · . · Bat cbaoglag froen one" brake to the other/Co** not cool the dnnna on the wheels, aa one hrake operates OB the oofttdeaad the other OB thm Inside of each dram. »* tt is advaaaMe to rdlrre Off braze* a* much a* poaidMai^- :: , Thts-avaxKODHllaaed,br aatof tt» aada* aa a brake. Oa a fuotle aloe* Mar to high gear,- wtth 'encuw throttled dnm. and do wttboert brakai. On ·' ahieasr grade "as* tbeatnod gear. »r the fliat tt tbe car Is a heavy on*. Whaa the energeocy brake ta «»ed . 2. Grease cnps turned In every 100 miles. ; , · , S; Springs ofled every week. 4. OH and gasoline connections iBspected every :,week. ' . .$.. Crank case dralwd and washed out -with k»rosene ever.r 6Wmlle«. : «. .Unlverral Jetati packed wlft mate every UWO'mllea. : ; 7. Differential and . transralti- alon packed with grease or otl every 1.000 miles, a Spark pings deaned every 1,000 mile*. 9. ' Carbon removed from cyt- Indefi twice a. year. · 19. Valves groand each . . . ' - 11. .-New piston rtngi ereiy 18 months, ··" . . 12. See thtt the wneela are (n line once * month. . . . 13. See.tbat the w«ter is dr- cnlstlng every time the car la .started.'. · 11 Inspect bearings In wheels once * month. . ' ' 15. Gasctine. pipe ani : carburetor thoroughly cleaned every month. ' . : . . . ; · . 16: Self-starter tnsptwted every .'month. . . · ' . ' . · ; ·;. 17. Inspect steering wieel and steering knuckles once a month. .IK : Test brake* ant" equallie onc.i a month. LUBRICANT FOR; AUTO BOLTS 'Hare! Oil «ttnxtlm«» Dries In Small Hotaa and Grooyt*-- Metal la Quickly Worn Oiit Wiwre hard oil Is nn*d.as a lubrtcsnt for antomoblle ' spring bolts It aonm times dries in- the* imalK holes and tToorna that feed it to 'the bearing lurfntwi, thus preventing the parts from bfi.ig properly lubricated. This U II the. brake'!· act and the bend re-[Using Thin (HI In. Hard-Qreaae Cupa. .cannot ftv* «** tke ear i over water bara, etc. At this ttBa. -tke 'rear axle ' backward. ·wlaa; to the flattenhn of the sprtoaa, and If the hnke roda are lrairn tight i at Be are tamed tarn a day. Jf^tbey jraaigf .the lower cap aad -force kern- late tkY koto with an oil too. 3. tack.orei.tfce eaaaHam If .tfiar ar» ' aa4.adinattke.rod* to th» leofth to Insure beat.actlcav "B Brake iman whneTie^ipaplaees It, and .the next tlaw yoa eaa do Jt 'jonrself. Teat the brakes occaaknaUy by apeedln»-»P aad then applying. If the car keepa on or swerves to one aide the brake* need adJfistlS*.:: A better way. to teat them U.to-Jaek op both rear wheels aai) apply.the.enerteocy.btake a few notcbM, enough to -grip the wheel* nrmlj-. Try both Trheeto to see If they Mrn easfly. If ono tana more readUy than the other that one Bmat be tlchteaed; I* tart :tke foot brake a jack may:b» apuaUd t» hold It la pea^ BOB, hot; It win ke kettrr;te bare a helper if «oe to avallaWe. ATTErinOt TO SPWHfi SEATS .. · . . . . _, .. . . _ came* the bolts and spring eye*-. to 'wear .out quickly. 'A way Is illustrated Jwhereby this condition m»y be rem«-, dleil succeasrally by adopting oil cup* |or thin oil.. ' . ' · . . . '.'-·-· m : » bole large enongh to ftHow oO\to be poejred in through the eajp and threaded portion of the bolt u} shown ta the Illustration. Then torn the cap half-way, around, thus completely dortng .the hole.-- OdU Seynolda. In Popular Science Monthly GLASSES IN PROPER PLACES Vttratlon May Looean RJnw and Oir. Prapertlaa Are Lost-- Wlth ^ 'rf the UfhtKlIffnMng devices Mir.,· popdJar are; designed' to oporate : la-a ; - certal*; Hied . bratloaiiaay looeea,the glasses Inxthel rim* so that tt* whole lens creepa aro«Bd and 'the dUCniliig propertie* are lost. Some of these glasses have a mean* of ancborlnf them firmly In place, but others have not, and It la up to the ear owner to aee that they are -properly to, place. Screw* may b* n*ed for fast »lng them, and a lock washer aboBld be Inserted under each of them. That 8earea.'EnC . large a-creage o "corn nniJer calUVa- tton .vDoift. the crbwa annoy ;ye« great deair'. · : . · · · ' · · : ' · -^~ ;.'.'' ' ' . Tourisl-^That's peenHor, conalijsr- ing'yoB'.haVe-ao foinmn'K^ · ' well, yon aBe,.'^nijo hera,a;aopd part of t^ Urn* aiy»alt: aTOulr. Je^ -"Wedn««at ' : McGuJre,- "fefTDer Qeargatowii forand- atr.»wt,aae-, for ----· -^^·'-'·--"BaBfcbara -te tar ae !* fa* a» a UtOe aaai UIIIIIIIIIIIMiniMllll JOINS THE ARTILLERY ^ j ; AND CLEANS UP MULES !; - ... . ' - - - } i i r i , A former ball player entered ' '. the army and was 'placed In 1 the · · artillery. Several weeks later- [ \ he met a couple : of men from * ' his old team, and. told some of i ', his eiperiences. "One of the. things I had to i do was clean up a- mule," he J ) said. "Now, some of .-' those, i ! moles are rather stnbbora. The J \ one they assigned to me was a i ' . . ... "The sergeant told me I.:was · to finish .cleaning'the".animal In ) ' 22 minutes, and yon bet I spent ' 21 minutes cleaning his neck." J ', WALLACE NOW DADDY OF MAJOR LEAGUERS Turner Another Veteran Who Defies Ravages of Pop Time. Both Are Wtll Past Age «t Which Average Player la Passed Into Distant--Two Exceptionally Vah Mble Ball Toeaers. Bobby Wallace and Terry Turner are still defying old Pop Time, Both are hardened veterans, welt past the age at which the average player .is passed Into the discard, but they are basking in the warm son. shine as usoal this spring.' They ore banging on. .Wallace, at the age of forty-three, with 24 year* of professional base- b.U behind him. Is still considered valuable enough to draw a salary from, the St. Louis Cardinals.* He mar not get Into many games as a regular play ; er,. but" be Is a valuable, man to have on a.ball clnb, and.no one appi-edatee this better than Branch Bicker, who was the means of bringing him back to . the National league after an ab- aence of IS yeai«. Turner, now going on thirty-seven years of 'age, celebrated hi* tv7»eatietlj year in professional baseball with th« opening of the present season, ated hil name is still on the roster of the deve land club--the only major league dab with which he has ever been listed at »regular. ' ' Here are two exceptional ban play en. Two players -whose names 3iav« been emblazoned on the roster of bade ball fame many times. A- pecallai coincidence lies. In the fact that botli are veteran third basemen, thougl) both have played at second and short and Turner was. once a first baseman, .while Wallace broke Into the game aij a. pitcher.. . . ' - · .For years Bobby Wallace ranked a.1 the best third baseman In the business^ even better than Jimmy CoUIns, of-the old Bostons.- Tomer, because of bis consistency and versatility, has always been classed as one of the most valuable players. In'either big league, ami his; name In Spaldings' baseball haDJ of fame has grown dusty there. Many seasoned. major leaguers will never see 20 years of experience In professional ranks, and dozens of jraacgsuc* juK breaking In look at such players as Wallace and Turner with profound respect and admiration,' You've gotta hand.lt to this veteran duo. They've set marks for all comer* j to "shoot at left these parts in some time. Aboard the craft will be Capt D. S. Kent, Mate F. B. Lawry, Mrs. La wry and j eight seamen. . The ides, of the voyage of tie Adella T. Carleton; which Is being backed by several New Yorkers who form the American .Tropical Trading company, is to, descend on the Liberian coast, . barter -with, the natives; exchanging the attractive" glass diamond cargo for the ivory, teak, and ebonr, and return to this country with the hold of : the little scbooner groaning under the weight of riches. Incidentally the cannibals along the Ivory coast, it there are any noW, will get a cbance to see their first movie show. Skipper Kent saya that the round trip , voyago will take about four months. He eipects to reach Liberia in 2B days with fair weather and free .winds. BUILD JAW OF SILVER WIRE Philadelphia Surgeon Suggeett Operation That Will Replace Loss of Bon*. . Surgeons and medical students attending Jefferson Medical College and Hospital discussed with great interest a remarkt ble operation suggested by a leading surgeon at a clinic on Wednesday In which an artificial jaw, made at sliver wire, shall take the place of one., whose entire removal'is made necessary because of infection or death to tho bone. Removal.' of the Jaw sometimes 10 necessary If the life of a patient Is to be saved. It always results In great disfigurement, as Tell as serious Interference with swallowing ami speech. A surgeon attached to the hospital aald the suggestion of using silver wire for building up tn artiflclal Jaw was: an Idea worth tae most serious ·attention. He added: ' : "Under certain clrumstancefl wo can remove the jaw, but leave the peri- osteum, and muscle attachments. This new Idea 1» then to take silver wire, twfst it Into the proper shape, and cover It with the periosteum. TJnder good conditions I have no doubt .that there soon will begin a process of bone Krowth from the periosteum, which wfn form over the silver wire model, which will act as a icattold for tW, new bone growth.. After a time we-'\eaa begin to remove small sections of tie silver wire a« the new jaw grows stronger. Toe- regeneration taking: place from the periosteum should, according to f.ll surgeons can surmise, form quite a good new 3aw." --Philadelphia Public Ledger. . · NEW INDUSTRY FOR AMERICA Plant That Will Manufacture Gum Camphor Is to Bt Installed In Philadelphia. There Are Real Bargains at the 7 MMERMAN WILD COMPANY FUBINITURE " RUGS V STOVES "The Big Store Near The Bridge." 154-158 West Crawford AvenueJSuecessors .Leonard Furniture Co. $12.50 Rockers $6.95 These are genuine Mahogany pieces ot dainty design, covered in prettily figured cretonae--chairs to match the rocker*. Ideal for bedroom. $22.50 and $25,00 Floor Lamp*. $14.95 Choioce ot three styles in Choice of. tiree styles In pretty lamps that ar«t splendid values. Stock is limited. July Bargains In Odd Tapestry Rockers and Chairs . About twenty-five pieces of Tapestry Furniture now priced at about half for quick clearance to make room for new shipments. Come in- and look over the selection--each piece is a bargain in the fullest sense of the word. $35.00 Rockers $25.00 Rockers $13.75 Handsome all upholstered Tapestry Rockers and. Chairs of roomy design and substantial cOTstrociioTi, Just a few at this price, so dcm't delay. $90.00 Three Piece Tapestry Upholstered Urinjr Boom Suite, $45.00 A period suite of beautiful pattern--consists of ..rocker, chair and settee, in mahogany and tapesiry. $18.50 Massively designed Rockers and Chairs In beautifully figured tapestry--tLe same hind you would expect to pay $35 for . Newest Style Tea Wagons $9.95 . Choice of Mahogany, Fumed or Golden Oak' in these Tea wagons--heavy rubber tire wheels and equipped with, removable tray. Refrigerators, Porch Furniture and Shades, Carriages and Strollers Priced Low at the Zimmerman-Wild Store. MME. PADEREWSKA AND HER POLISH NURSES AT THE GOLF. CLUB PHONE Line of Talk Handtd put-Would Bring BlHSh to the Cheek of Old Ananias. ,"Thi» you, dearie?" : "How's eTerythint? Kiddles all right?" "That's Bood. Whatr . j "No, I'm still at the golf clnb; Just finished 18 holes, .Dearie-- " ' .'That's why I called you up? Some ot the boys-- -. 'Wow, dearie, listen.. Tboy want Ttie -- .' " ' . . · "Just a minute, dearie. I Know I promised Td come hoirie for dinner and spend the afternoon with you, but three of the, men here want me to stay orer and play a foursome this afternoon with them. It will probably be, the last chance I'll hare to play .with ; *a'e!a this year.". ''·" "Bat that won't matter. We can go there any Sunday: afternoon during the winter. 'You know we didn't promise definitely to cajl on them today." · . ' . ' . ' , · ' . ' , ' · · "Now, oearle-- ? . "I know I did, and If yon Insist » The American Camphor corpo';ration, Incorporated for the manufacture ot sum camphor, has taken the building? on the . southeast, corner of I*eh2ga arcane and Edgemont- street, which is j being fitted as the pioneer plant in the manufacture of this prodact In the United States, .remarks the Philadelphia Ledger.,- ' ."' ;. While its product will bo availtblo for pharmaceutical purposes, the corporation · purposes', catering to manufacturers of. ceHu.ldi.d, who take about eighty per 'cent of the gum camphor Imported Into this country. Equipment for giving the factory an ·output of 25,000 pounds a day. Trill be Installed, in a few weeks, and by midwinter the plant is to be in complete operation, consuming dally 3,200 t pounds of turpentine,' the base' of tyntheUc. camphor. As n by-prodnct, the company-will have a doily production of about flTQ tons of glauber} salts, which enters into the maaufac-1 lure of dye's. · . ' · This country.'s consumption of camphor is' estimated at 12,500 pounds a day, of which the Philadelphia factory, when running full, can, It is said, supply about twenty per cent. '"Of course I don't want to spoil any arrangements you .hare made for the afternoon and ersrJng, but so !ong : aa you have nothing ipeclal that. must be done; I thought; you. wouldn't" mind iust this once If I ! stayed-- " i "Tes, Indeed " i will. I'll g«t theater tickets for tomorrow night Oh, yes, 111 be home early, dear, I know that. I'm sorry. I wonldnlt stay If ttrweren't for the other. fellows; lt-| vin break up their game, if I don't Remember, tomorrow night we go to theUieater." " . . - ; ' .- - . '-Aal behind -him all the i tlm8 : is a lhi» of; anywhere .from five to fourteen folten waiting- to r spring', the .same Un«r of soft talk on their wives/ The ^telephone- girl who looks after, a golf clab's, ssrrlce* on .Sunday noons hears iiftne Ibie of domestic bunk.-- Detroit ·J*ee Preaa. '. · ' ' · ' ' , ·_:·· A.Patriotic Ship Owner. We, can now ship hosts of troops with the greatest eaee from all parts of the empire to the scene of warfare, yet in December, 3854; when Napoleon in offered, to send reinforcements of 20,000 mea.to the Crimea; if we.would convey-them, the.government was on the point of_ declining, on the. ground that no. transports were available for such work. It was eventually decided to ask some- of-the great steamship companies far assistance, and at tiie next cabinet Sir James Graham an- aoun'ced that this had been-done.. "Mr. Canard;" he added, "can provide immediate-transports for 8,000 men, leaving tlie question of payment to be settled subsequently by arbitration." "What .'Is'. Mr.' Cunard's Christian name?", asked Palmenrton. "Samuel," replied' Graham.- "Sir Samuel," said Palmerston,. with emphasis on the "Sir-"'' .-And at the close of the war the. shipowner was created a baronet. --London'Chronicle. ·': . ' Group of Polish nurses, members of the Polish. WMte Cross,'who were recruited through the efforts of the presi- · dent of .tiie ; Polish White Cross, lime. Helena Paderewstai. These 37 women form the first unit ot Polish nurses to go overseas. Done by the Types. ' . . Newspaper compositors and men who edit copy, no matter how eagle- eyed they may, be, sometimes allow errors to get by that are either laughable or ;humiliating^ Tho Chicago Tribune, in reporting a political meeting, said that the vast audience rent the aid with' their snouts. Another Chicago paper reported that the propeller Alaska was leaving port with a cargo of . 40,000 bushels of cats. A Buffalo paper, in describing the scene when Roosevelt took tie oath of office as president, said it was a spectacle never to be forgotten when Roosevelt,. before the chief justice .of Supreme court and a few witnesses, took Ills simple bath.--Philadelphia F.ublic Ledger,. : COMPELLED TO WORRY. iGLASS DIAMONDS FOR AFRICA Trading Schooner, Sailing -From New v ' , Vork, Is Going to Show N». ' - . · tlvei "Movie," Too. . W h e n the stiff hor'easter whlcK whipped .the ba?. into', foamy whitecaps a*«tes sufflclently «, trim little ·choooer, Adeli» T. Carletou. will «Hp heT/inioorlnitf a*.- pier iii, · North' .'river;' an* »et her head for the coemt of , . .. f Cupid Versus Cash.: .While making his midnight' collection 8 Wayne avenue · letter; carrier was. greatly, mystified recently" when he '.discovered a new .ten-dollar, bill IJlng loose among, the mail matter in the boi. As even Saita Claus would hardly remember him in such ianj.in- formal fashion, the carrier turned in : Ihe money:at the Chelten avenue post office the same night ' - ., ... .. . Earijr next morning a^ greatly ''agitated young lady:appeared-at the office and explained that she hud started out to. mat! .a .letter,and pay; the druggist's monthly account the ere- ning prevloba. .On.the corner she had met; an acquaintance (here .she blushed) and while, engaged In con-: Versatlon had abaent-mlndedly' tnafled ;the banknote liutead ot her';letter.-Philadelphia Record. " ' ; ; A Sleepy Humorltt. ' Mrs. Timmld--John, wake tip I There's a mnn downstairs; I'm sure I heard a noise .that sounded like a yawn. . ' · - . · ' . · - ' ' , : 'Husbnnd-fOh, go to, sleep. What you heard was probably the rubber plnnt str'etchlrig 'itself.".' '. ~ ' l - ; \ ", tad .'bBtiiTnia,'. ':, . .', ·'· ,' Mrs. Hlekso-t--ebrae' men (ire so pe- ' ' ' . '-'- Mr.'. Hnauu. nun lot'-' ' -..,-,.,-- . - , -. «o"i«r''.-'«nnTei'.'w«h"' : trraleta, Jnetadtaa; braceleta'rof braaa and glaa* iltaTBOauis as big as' the Ke*rt«w,.:..-tte;:;:-jksjrdy.;r5l^"..;thTei. m«^ wfll proeeed .,,. . ··-···-··^vy^-.:'^;.' B ^ Bbl ^.^ ll -., *a«: . . Balm of Life ' (For Lrrt.real nod ExtemaJ UM) . · hai,been- Jinown for gchendona to be M tie- castrv in -the 'home 31 the cpok^jcove/itstif...' 'Take internally at oricc according to direi-" ;eiom for , , · ' · ' . . , - ,- · '·' . ···? Cranipsi Colic ';.'·'.' " i ' Also inraliabifi is a'lmun'cnt for rh '' .·orttj ipcamt, tofeneu, '.The one jt . · IMi* 1 ; tbit' ihoold be on 1 JuiW,.for redden: neeliJ .';FuIl direcrions with crcry'.lbottlc.".' ,'- -·'; ; E T o r ' g i x d " d « : » i e a l ' ' - ' ;c«eJtH'ft. ; "No, Bir.. Only been fitirrlns my tea. "More trouble.". ' "Why, I thought you were a member of a 'don't worry' club" "Tes, bur they fisefi it so that I can't avoid worry. They made me secretary and treasurer.". , That Unregulated Product Man' h»il a. little bale "With cotton white .an snowj And everywhere it wanted to . Th*. price .TVSB sura to KO. - TEMPERATURE AND TEMPER. . Here is a good old story that somebody" has taken .the- trouble to dress np In khaki^-or hospital blue: Sister-: Anne was going the round of the ward In the big hospital for wounded soldiers', eiamlning the medical charts over each bed and taking temperatures.'- - , - ' , . : Reaching the .side of one hero, in .whose ' mouth she uad left the thermometer ,a : minute.' ago, she. was.horri- fledto fttid^ffidrawJng It, Oiat it.reg; istereil 120, ;nlthongh only an bonr-ago. the patient: was '.norraaL Swiftly she siimmbned tie house doctor; but'hei on. arriving, WTIS . seriously perturbed, B» there, was nothing iii the patient's condition 1 to accp v nnt for the sudden .rise; '· ·:'·'.. . - . . ' " · .- · . " "Look here." be said to the soldier, "have yon dropped tnls thermometer or been fooling witt It?" ~ Water Power Running to Waste. Eve and half tons of coal art burned each. year for each undeveloped horsepower available from our rivers and streams. At the low rate of two dollars per ton this shows a waste of $11 a year for each undeveloped horsepower. The extent ot the total yearly waste from' this source alone. is said to be' M-orth the price of 30,000,000 tons of coal. The waste is helping a lot to increase the price of coal, the demand for which is continually increasing, due to increasing factory, shop and home demands. There is hardly a waterpower of any size in this country that cannot bs harnessed to electric generators and its power transmitted to nearby cities and villages for manufacturing purposes. Transmission .lines of 200 and 300 miles are not unusual. He Saves Freezing Horse. Mrs. William Bonner, a. nurse, ,of Copake, Duchess county, New York, was sitting up last night with a patient -when she looked from the window and saw a horse, unharnesned, standing in toe .snow at. the railroad station. An hour later the horse was still there, and, fearing he would freeze, kindly Mrs. Bonne'r telephoned to Constable' Reynolds. He left his warm bed, walked three miles through the snow and threw a blanket over the animal, saying: "Whoa, boy; I'll take care of you." When Reynolds started to lead the animal away he discovered it was a wooden horse consigned by freight to a local harness malter. Curtains.-New York Herald. Painful Truth. .Mrs. Portly (weight 225)--The cat! I'll pay her lor that speech if it takes 'all winter! Miss Portly--Why, ma: what did '.she' say ? ;Mrs. Portly--She told .me she'd .heard I passed, my vacation largely In the mountains.-:--Puck! HI« Real Worth! "Did yon see the widow of our lata friend?".. , ' . , "Yee. but when I told her I had coiled to .extend my condolences, she asked iny congratulations Instead. Sh» had joet received his insurance money."

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