The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on March 11, 1930 · Page 11
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 11

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Tuesday, March 11, 1930
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TUESDAY, MAHCH TT, TWTO. DATE? "UCJUttltaft, IPS!. mCGFEf~J!UJf!J V ttrr. A LITERAL CHAP "Who's thatr asked Smtth M b« walked along the strwt by th« Bide of Bis friend Jones who had Just nodded to some one on the other side. "That's Wheeler," was the reply. "Oh, Wheeler, Is It? Tve heart H«'B a crank for punctuality." "1 should say he la," answered Smith. "Why, he even carries hid watch in hia hip pocket to prevent nlrn ever being behind time." Immovable He tens one of those young men who n p \ f r seem to know when to go. She had yawned several times, when a i-tor-k In DIP h u l l struck midnight. "N that an eight day clock?" asked | the vouns n m n "Well." s»nd the girl, stifling another yawn, "wliv don't yon stay a little longer and find out'" the Not for Emergencies Elder!} Gentleman--Is tins cheapest umbrella yon keep? Assistant--Tes. sir. the very cheapen t Elderly Ontleman--Hi take It. I T / V want II for leai ng behind to the tra'n. Modern Identification Queet (to head waiter)--That roast la certainly a long time coming. Walter -- Can you recognise the waiter who'-i serving you? Onest--No--but here's his fingerprint on thp soup dish! A BRIDGE SPECIALIST Mother--B« aor« to Inrlte the civfl engineer to onr card party, dear. Daughter--Why invite him? Mother--He'i a bridge specialist, you know. N« Brain* I ttilnfc to »how more brains My fumaca fire »ur« might, lf» dumb, for going: out. To pick the coldest nlfe-ht! Cot Eyeful Thar* never b«en at sea, so couldn't write a good sea story." . "Nor 1 "No, but l'v« often been to the beaches and could write a whale at a see story-" Mary--It'* a shame that big fat man had to take the seat directly To front of you. You're miming tb* whote show. "No, not all o". it He's reading all the title* aloud," CheapI Very Bloh Host--That Gainsborough cost roe seventy thousand. Equally Rich Gueat -- Wonderful ·what bargains yon can pick up nowadays t--Ebuaorlat, Hard to Cur* Doctor--Have you any difficult In your practice) CoHsssr-9--I mat 1na* going to one-- h* hae owed me him bill tor * year.-Der Laettge Sachm (Lctpilg). HIDDEN RICHES Modern Mother--Tell m«, Oene- Tlevc, are you keeping something from mother? Genevievn--Tea, my millionaire boy friend. Unman*feattfo Minority Juiit ·when KOTOS wi»« and careful chap Ha» moHt thlnes groins right, In »oma far oorn»r of th« map Th» p*opl« itwt a Fraalm*** "How U It you ask me for a loan tvht-n ( don't know you?" "It would b« Hopeless If you d!J."-Nagels LufiUg* Welt (B«rUa). YOUR NAME Is it on our subscription list? We will guarantee you full value FOR i"OUR MONEY TOOTS JWD CASPE.K By JOOTT MTJRPHY MVi YOU FIX TONIGHT, TOOTS J T"OU HAVBM'T BEE* INTHE-W1TCHHM MOPE THAN THREE. MINUTED THHOE'% NOTHr*ir 6L4K IN CAN PUT THE CHAIRS UP TO THE. TABUS. THE )DEA ( Mfe A HAU' OF A IB. TOA6TT? VM HUNGRY 1 \ WANT i A B}4 STHAW. OR A X5UPU£ CHOP'S' WELL, I'M NOT ON BOIN^r ME. ETTA K K T 1 HE COULDN'T SEE THAT By PAUL BQBUfSOW ^nows on tm» SAI4ARA-B06S Will win ETTA, bub no one can Stop peer TIKTYLEH AH -S4XH6 Xfcft WT ZBC OOtO OLOOO H* ISOlfc AHO PP1ENDS -THIOC fUEAS ON-X6C SuTTHGi ISNOfiOOO--:/ SAP ASTWC » *W£ BLAST HXSHACE 00S5-NOU HNOW I O^STAl- £es piece, AHDX »e«ST TWEPE APEHFt \NSVC e OF TUE FAW\\\i 1VR YOU1H9. 8ISTE O. TI (E NOTEAU BICHE By U5S FOEO BAVE. tOELLTME F. MECO t'M SO(rOTO OVER. AK)'TKL.U OAO IT 50 HE UX3N).*t AWV MORE 'GOUT 1_£T 'EM L«e MV NAME. I OBCLARJE, «' UJJT.M ALL QETX? L rr'5 iioRptw' vo HOUJ vbo i.boit AT tr. r WWOA Rc56e^.\T UAAy, JF _ _. vtx)'RePoo«. IF U/HAT XDUVe 5CfT 6££M5 UWE A LOT CRS. RKH. FELIX THE CAV ow«. YOU'RE Nvy UNCLE ( T DIDN'T AL.L. ! *vtu TO A v»S«T HA'. WAl HA 1 . A.L-U 30KC? PINO MI^ HIOOSN IT 8 BEYOND BELIEF! A, TOWftis--^ A. TOWe,U fME'V A HB. A NICE ^ Tovoeu -- WOT VXJIM.O I'S TO 'dhA ?»fve. - CU1CK--

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