The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on March 10, 1930 · Page 11
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 11

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Monday, March 10, 1930
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MONDAY, MARCH 10, 1930. THE DAILY COURIER, CONN DLLSVILLE, PA. PAGE ELEVEN. Br JIMMY MURPHY THEN "YOU'RE. JUST Rirvrr AARE, "TOOTS = E HEOi APE YOU i|Q1 ON A DIET? WHAT WOUL.D YOU LIKE TO OH! I C-TUE-55 118 POUNDS. ABOUT Rl^HT «! .-: FOR ME., ! WON'T OBt)ECT I'M MOT OPPOSETO THAT V/JLL HELP TO CUT i ia POUNDS'. FOOD BILLS' HE WOULDN'T SAY (9 i»30, Klnu rnaiiTn FjrmitaM*, It t, Ormt Britain A woman mwurked to a w«n-knowa Mshop on onr» occasion, "Oht Bishop, t want to toll yon something very remarkable. An aunt of mine had arranged to make a voyage In a certain uteainer, bat at the last moment she find to five up tbe trip; and that steamer was wrecked; wasn't tt a mercy she dlCn't go 7" "Well, but --".replied the Bishop, "1 don't know jrour aunt" CaTliay a Sp«cU · Spad* "Who givfith thl« woman to this man?" asked the parson. "I'm supposed to be here for tfcat purpose," growled the bride's hart- boiled dad, "but what I'm really do- Ing Is getting a son-in-law to support Instead of gl?:'2S her away to b« ·up- ported." Hou* Clcaaar Cam* Fint "I should have thought," he sa!d jrrnraplly, "that, as this Is my birthday, you would consider my wlsbea and have lemon pudding." 'Tia sorry, dear," replied Ms wife, "but your birthday falls on tbe dny we have the house cleaner, and she prefers tapioca." Need* a Rabbit'* Foot "Are you one oi' Lady Luck's favorites?" "No, I'm the kind of guy who. If h« Is looking for a good Iliitener, get* cornered by a good talker." A GOOD SUBSTITUTE suppose yon want money, my man? Ho jo--Well, boss, If yer gotta cow- pie o* sandwiches and a cop nt not coffee on yer, dat'U fill de bUL Il'« a Fact W* kMar 'MR uaor, "The woman p«.y«," But It ···QW kinds funny, TlMT n»v«r go oa ajid ·zptata If* don« HI* Happy D»r» Mrs. N. (rtitumlng from three months' racatlon)--Alma, do yon think my husband has b««a longing tot me whfle I w»a awayt Alma--1 hadn't nobMd anything until yeatewlay, wben h* gloomy. Reav Scat E»p«it»ne« "Have you «v«r drlren a car?" tb« lady applicant for a license wae acked, "One hundred aad twenty thousand mnea," put In her bmband, who was standing near by, "and B*rer had a hand OB the wheel."--Capper's Weekly. That'* Different ·Ton used to say he was terribly one-sided In his views." "M-m--yes, bet that's oofore he was on my aide." Call* for T Blinks---You look sad as a cake that has fallen. Jinks--So would yon If yoo, had lost as mncb dough as I have. THE HAPPY MEDIUM "Why are yon going to marry that Jolly spiritualist you met?" "He's the happy medium, my dear." To Motri* Star Twinkle, twinkle, little »tar, How I wonder what you ar*. While I rno.11^ do net know, Maybe tt Is better MO. Proof F*irst Street Musician -- Do yoi! flMnk they can hear as all right? Second Ditto -- Sure. Somebody's Jost shut a window. Fa*t Moving , "Do yon really move In the be«t slrcles?" "Ob. yes, and the better the circle* th* often*): they ittov*," YOUR NAME Is it on our subscription list? We will guarantee you full value FOR YOUR MONEY ETTA JKETT SEWS TO DAD! By PAUL BOBDTSOH -Flaming -turned on ·thcc. bet OVdT It partwsand Pun/ Vte - Ptnd CrrA a teu wnKS vihuc thz- 0 PP ASLEEP ?VNWN ITS dOOCK .IN THE WHAT TIME OSO SHE COME TIJ£ T V L K h TYtt TOUJTG. BIG SiSi Eli, IT XETB1 BAIH8 BUT H! 1WII.I.S BY LES FOBUBATE. "B6TH tUAS VERY NEARLY use OF HER «sJAMe AWO PICTURE. -rt BE. O5eo no FLOUR.. ^Me. POONJO IT HARD TO 3-/O YOU 5AV MDO'Lt. C5(VE ^E OW HONORED DOL.LAR5 JE- Tb 05E My NJAM£ AW' PICTURE? TME. IDEA \ ( EXACTLY, (F ) V YOO 3«SNTV-US / / V ^ *f^r$ UJIUL f 5«3W THIS I ORL A HOrJC«RED DOLLAR *? WCJ r dHcxuo TIP -roe. TO CACKLE, r UNLL;A »'M'G$OUT»T TLL oot' THE i?ectpe i=o«. THE cA^e. we. u. Tt-uaT TOO* /AND HERE'S TH POR OM£ HUMORED t^e RBCtPe WAV I HAVE_ ttTDO? .Copyright. tttO. br Ceetml P*»» A»i«j«tton. tct . I PORSCmeO ADD -THAT -rue Reape is COORTH- FIGTY DOLLAR'S MORfe. Tt US HEC2£'5 Trie eXTRA CHGC« 1 ELIi 1U1; I AC OP= "THE. MYSHRIOUS "MAP OP I '*» TO OM Ci E. · HIDDEN FORTUNE VT Twtr'ROOM OF DOOPS, STEADY YOURSELF. THEM O£*GLN Tt*S OGO^ W1TM THI£ SQUARE. «NO0 ANO A x^^v?ra;;^Ji^5 ^^'^i'-/* 1 '.'*^ d *» fr-^ff -' , » ' ; . " * , ' ' ' '·' /* : »^ii^^i't»t»,»r^,^^*^'*^%^. ?*/.; ? / / / IT'» A, WMOOPES. VJ£.U-, \T TOOK. TO

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