Sunday Gazette-Mail from Charleston, West Virginia on July 11, 1976 · Page 23
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Sunday Gazette-Mail from Charleston, West Virginia · Page 23

Charleston, West Virginia
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Sunday, July 11, 1976
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-July 11, 1976 Sunday Ga*ette-Mail Chtrlttftn, Wtit Vlrjlnla -Otherwise- Speed Limit Should Be 50 ByTomFetfcrmu There's a drive in the country that's going to fast for my blood. Some misdirected people want the highway speed limit raised from 55 to 65 : m.p.h. They claim the 55 J limit is for slow learners. I, agree that the 55 m.p.h. limit is wrong. Actually it should be 50. I've gone thousands of miles in dozens of states, trying speeds ranging from»20 to 85, and find there's something wrong with all speeds except 50. Fesperman *,* * IT'S HARD to analyze, but speeds below 50 are too jerky. Americans simply can't hold steady at 45. Their minds wander. They start thinking about old sweethearts, or the days of Kennedy's Camelot. They get dreamy, and let up, until they're moping at 35. Coming to, they press down to regain lost time. Their cars start jerking and quivering, and before they know it they're running up on heavily laden pickup trucks. Above 55, something odd happens to the mind. It becomes belligerent and jealous. Paranoia sets in. Anybody who tries to pass looks like a hit man. We can't control ourselves at 65. We, forget the teachings of our fathers. We become defiant of authority. We take on the mood of the anarchist. There is a tightness in the forehead. * * * WE FUNCTION BEST at 50. The blood pressure remains constant, the body chemistry undisturbed. We retain empathy for our neighbors and remember the teachings of our fathers. The forehead stays loose. Each vehicle should be equipped with a gizmo that holds the speed exactly at 50, no more, no less. In this way no one will ever pass'anyone else. Jealousies will disappear. A certain philosophical mood will float over the countryside, the rocks and rills and drive- ins. We will save billions on hyperactive engines, obsolete wide tracks and swollen carburetors. But there's more than that. Everyone will be able to compute precisely how long it will take to get where he's going. If your committee is convening 12.5 miles away, it will take exactly 15 minutes. For the first time in our history, no one will be late to any meeting. There's no telling what all we can accomplish finally, with everybody there on time. RECORD SHOP 713 LEE ST.-CH ARLESTON STORE WIDE LP'S TAPES BEGINNING HON., JULY 12 Classic Louis XV dining room collection by Kindel authentically accented in beautiful Wild Cherry Occasional setting of Kindel Furniture featuring Chippendale game table and four 18th century pull-up chairs Example of 18th century traditional upholstery available from Kindel of Grand Rapids Kindel offers a varied selection of comfortable upholstered sofas and chairs Beautiful French bedroom is available in wood or paint finishes Kindel of Grand Rapids Enjoy the classic stylings, the lasting quality of distinguished traditional furniture by Kindel. Save 10-20%! Kindel of Grand Rapids, truly a distinguished name in American furniture making, offers an outstanding collection of traditional American and European designs in wood and upholstered furniture. Now during our annual Summer Sale, Boll Furniture has arranged with the assistance of Kindel to offer you this exceptional furniture collection at 10-20% savings. Savings are available on both stock and special orders. Save 10% on all wood furniture and 209? on upholstered sofas and chairs. Come in today and see our displays of living room, dining room and bedroom furniture from Kindel. If you like, one of our designers will help you with style and color selection. For furniture that represents a lasting value, furniture you and your fam ily can be proud offer years and years, shc^ itoll Furniture. BOLL FURNITURE 900 Virginia St. East Shop Monday 'til 9. Tuesday-Saturday 'til 5' Phone 345-1130 THt HOME OFDOUUE A GRADE-TRIPLE A TRIM MEATS tracts BWECTIVETIIIOtfCN fKSMY JMY13,1971! FIRST OF WEEK STAR VALUES! U.S.D.A. CHOKE BEEF! Armour Star Bologna Style IB. Bt* Sfced MC STAR'S CURED BUCKET STEAKS LR. 5|19 SPAM LUNCHEON MEAT 12-01 CAN 89 I .-i West Virginia SAUSAGE KB. PKG. 1" 2-LR. PKG. LUCKS PINTO BEANS 3 17-OZ. $ | CANS ·· KRAFT'S MACARONI DINNERS 7H*. J BOIES | 1, .Quantity Rights Reserved! FRESH CABBAGE . jL_!OL_ DELI-DEPT. STAR VALUES! NEW! LARGER SIZE... ... 32-Oz. Bottle PEPSI COLA With Purchase of a 9-Piece CHICKEN BOX $ 2.89 CHICKEN! 2-32 Oz. Bottles PEPSI COLA With Purchase of 18-Piece CHICKEN BOX $ 5.69 A 32-Oz. Bottle of PEPSI COLA With Purchase of Any Size Pizza 9" '1.49 ir '1.99 '139 14" '2.79 14" ............ '3.29 Hot Baked BEANS ·KANAWNA CITY · NITRO ACROSS LANES ONLY! 2-Piece Chicken ·BreastS Wings $|29 3-Piece Chicken t DINNER***- ' · Roll Family Style ROLLS ............ Pkg. of 12 Rolls 83' Pan ROLLS ............. Pkg.of6P.om49' Frejh COLESLAW L b 59 Macaroni SALAD Ib 69 Potato SALAD Lb 79 Bean SALAD L.89 u.69

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