The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on March 1, 1930 · Page 11
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 11

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Saturday, March 1, 1930
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b A U ' K D A Y MARCH 1, I9'?0 THE DAILY COURIEJl, CONNELLb VILLB, PA. PAG 13 ELEVEN. A ~TE A-5 POOKJ put. ? \ ' ^ ( COULbNT A' TEA-5POOK1, t,uTTWi= 5oup \VILL IT ·' BAH'. THAT MUCH VOVJUDMT cu A NIO5QO1TOI TEASPOON THE Uiwt::^ l\Ui"t 3 OM THE BCTTTI E A TEASPOON? tit- AT AN ALL You PIHT, CAMPER' ME A i EA-S-POON. M0=^'///^ Appre elated Friend--I want to t«Jl you how nuch I enjoyed your lectur* last Kpcher--TJianki, bnt I thought you hnd a date over at your (rlrl'R house? Friend--1 did--hw parents want to befir you Cirli Will Be Girl* FHe»d (to ttrid -^room on honeymoon)--You ar« aM alone In this re- 8'irv»d carriage. Where In your brldfc? "In u smoking compartment." ATTACKED WITH A PIN -.·*·«·· Johnson--"\\ h a t v o u r wife attacked you a p i n ' That would hardly «- pi iln your bnttcrod condition, I think." Ar'nina--"It was n rolling-pin, my fr3«nd " But How Temporary! If happlnMM t j l t l s , I v* found It-A half a mine* pl« W Ith «. boy aruund H Yel a Problem lo Solva Trnrap -- Sn i pnrrt, do you t a n k airship pnsscngfr eerr'ce will evr become practliai? ^fcond Tramp -- N» ; I don't Boe how ffci'men like us will be ablp to bnng on. to Earn It "You have saved my Ilf* and I will give you K, but un'ortnnntoly I bare only a £10 note on ros" 'Never mind -- jump In the rlrer ajrain." Another Chance Keakln--Take dancing lessons! WtU, 1 think not! There arc too many wth«r way« »y whicn I can na)ce a fool of myself 1 IMs Wife--Xee, dear; but you hava Wed all of those! Only Cli«ne« TMfacr -- Prits, I am disappointed Hut yon behave well only when yo« KM betng looked At. I*it* -- Bat, Ind, you only gmok« mother la ut. -- Berlin Dor Tim Right Word "ts the medicine yoa have for yonr used ex cnially or r S)t*rna11y, 1 gneoa I've ua^d ntn« kotrlea and rt haant ,ialped me yet " Propar I vtb«l Bnbby--What In the world do you eall that--a vnse or a bowl or whatl Wlfey--1 don't knti-w, the salesman fust called It a bridge prize. The Widow'. Might Smith--Einstein, he rich pnwn- bro'ter, died and left the binlnp«e to fa 18 wife. Jones--Poor loan , WOULD -may CAUL. YOU A «|UMNS:«S MATE? tf*fln.» NG\U THE CANDY MBft UPST1CK? CTC.U*, tBA«. NOAH » Woui A ETTA Kl/i THE SI3W :R OF SONGS! Br PAUL IlOBtNSOU CH, o/cor, cxw- Cte _ I r4J\\tE.Nr OCWK EHOOQA-MOU I'M MAWKl6«OUr-A OF POFVLW5. SONGS T WAKT TO EAr AWO , kE AP6« TO TIM TYLE R COMWH6'. Siee THAT fAONDPtAMC M-MOU KHCW MOO^L )S \ AKC, ^WELCD*A'e/ ArO RWEAH OH UEWE, «c^5i HCNJ Twe t»cn'. . TUKT WOW OF ',1rx SOOH THAHKS aooo CAVBE of- YOUNG. BIG SISTEU. BK HANGED By r jes ALL MV MOWE V ' out OF BANK AT ONC£.BOT 1H15 OJON'T LAST L.OW6. I-T'5 COT -Tb FCEO THREE OF 05AM eves . dees MOf a'W I FELIX THE CA'Jt FAT -- I THOUGHT TU'AT AH .IC.E BOX, BUT _ IT'?.- rr'S TMtt ffi.MTT« At-jCE. TO A SECRET PASSAGEWAY! 1 ^ THAT ' MUSIC ! AND \T"$ COMU STTJ5BS THT fG COCXfi HAPPEUT By BBWTJFA IK COP L.KN0 1 , VOVJ BACK l*. -- VJ R 1.1_,

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