The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on February 28, 1930 · Page 15
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February 28, 1930

The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 15

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Friday, February 28, 1930
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K-RIJJAY. 28 1930. TILE DAILY COURIER, CO VNBK .SVTLLE, PA. PAGE FIFTEHXN. TOOTS COME A G A I N SOON The vacation siaann bring over, the sfpHtiKT was coming to tak« rer urn- Ing vacationists from Christmas GOT*. A swept girl anc a nice young man x i t t h a suitcase were sitting on tha plpr. Ho was gong, but she was go- Ing to stay a little while. As the gangplank was thrown out they rose and she reached up and kissed him, "Oh," she exclc ime3, "I'm so sorry to have yon go t" "Yes," he repHsd, "I'm so glad to h a v e met you I" Nof So Wondorful "It must be w ondPrful to hf the W i f e of n man wr o has such benutifnl t h o u g h t s " said tt e caller 10 the wife of the pott "It might be 'or a woman who never rnit'd to eit an\ was content to wear licr si Uer-in-law's cast-off Uothes," she snapped. Gonna Gel His "What rlo you t h i n k of mnrr.vltiK your divorced wife?" asked (tie old frlfnd, "Tlrklecl to death." replied the grass w.dower "I alwaja did hate that fellow BHhkins." INHERITED DAD'S WORDS married he rapher's daughter.' ·'Yes; find ho says she Inherited air Me words her fat! er put Into his dictionary." They Say They Knead It A l t h o u g h Die m » d « r n maldn. Can n e i t h e r c o s k nor new, Thny'rrt n n t s o I t r n o r a n f ' B o u t ^ to do w i t h "dough." Voijetablr Salvo conk (to new helper) -- R\er fti on a ship bcf »·«? Helper--Sure. 1 was a gunner In ic navy rook---Will start right In and shell IB peas As Big; ar Canada'* Old I adj ( m e e t i n g sailor on conn- t-y road) Sir, do }e know my Son J a r k In the n a v y ' / SuUor--Which !» ilp Is he serving in ' Uld L u l y -- W h a t ' Be there two? But Today'* Nights d n y s of old i hn i k n l g h t a were bold I ' o l K a n o s ^ hnhl I!i rolgn. i ii of t h a t t r i t e v ould not describe f n o l r lady n a 'jan»." An Apt Pupil old Mr Fpwlox-- Don't you think In t i m e you nilKht leain to love me? Voting J!I-s Uold.lox--WeJl, if I had n nice j o n n ^ tutor 1 might Jearn the tl eory of it. NuMSKUUt t »i » *l x*°' (AW BUT fc*L ^ COTTcJN^ PEAR. hOOAH" 'iF THTE STRUCK, ELM TREES BARK ? *S1 IJWiZ PB LABT YEAST MAKES DOUC;H THE SUN KAYS THE MOON BEAM? PA DffAJB. NOAH- IF= YOUR Covs HAf A SoN^ V/COUD HK»e cow oOg^ .* ^·^ Srn-P^^' hJOAM {)EAR. - OO£:S AKJD SMO,K.e I32AR NOAM DB- DOS GOT. COL.ONEL. HOOF* o__ HAD A CCU Vv ^K| HE CA.ME. ME.R.E. YOU A NECk-TIE. FDC. ANP YOU HAVEM'T 'THANWED HIM FOR r YET! NVHHN ABOUT THAT' THANK HIM 1 . I M NOT U N G R A T E F U L . BU T «YOLJ C A ' 4 ' f E X P E C T ME TO STAND UP A N D CHEERC, EVhR^ T IMF '5OMb oUY TO^sSC'-3 A HANDFUL OF f jERM'v ANVTIME I WEED A N»CE, MISERABI T_. VOUNCa COLD, t V E GOT THE SPtrBD At-tO EHDUWAh CE TO r ATC.M ONP N \vbTLF- - ir- ur- H/X=, A.NY USED MONEY, LET t ilM fjJVE |T TO M E . - A M D ILL. HIM UK1TH- Ht= CjKrS AM f= A O 4 E - B L T " IF ME I f X P E l c r FOR C a l V / I N f - j ME A coi_D wt= =, MAKIMCI A MISTAKE CJLI-V V^MO 1 n (K TOAD - ETTA KET? I ' L K f I « I TO I ' H K l-'UTUKl, J3v P V U L A VIHOLE- vor -"sou UICE HIM UEBTUE- 'SEE' HIS PAOAN\A5-- SLEEP ?/D MUCH SEATING, NO-V'U LCAME UW 1 ^KJE ^-EE MOU MeKLET LUCE -I SHET MAW M Ct20V(D- THEM Al4-Ml5r/Ol -^ 50WE f -100 TAKE xee- -- about lt Wlltdl- loanb/ TIM TYLlJfc TYM YOUKCl. TVJO STAW OUT TWERE \W\TW ABIE TO \6WP' W MUST HAVE WONC" \ OHE AMD THATS RXSUT, tooths UVCE A. 6Va ORJ7ER." OR OO\HS ^ T ^ ^ A AH 1 Nfi=:. B JT 'RE GOING OUR. f\^Mtr SECV.UOZD 5?CK 25 NVVV.' S fwr. BECMJSE SMAHT TO SEC WHO OF A \T-STo SHOUV.-D TO VJHAT OUR cwHce U«E AFTER BIG SIM N O 31 \'\ I'O I E T K 1 F L E U \ I T l J Br L£S I'OIIGKAVE. SAC K i uxN ! r OD MORE. I XJA-S CM MoTcXTNiMA OO (T i T6U.VUH. vbc' KCEF ' M6 OUTA ALL n-ie hT5 MY ^^'-A;iO^3 / TOC . CALL MEfHE CM FELIX THE CA »JT PAT SULLIVAN. MOLEY HOSES !! IT'S. NOT AN ICE SOX AT ALU ! _ n- l s. A 'SECRET WHAT KIMO OF A \S, THVi 7 _ TKE Y HAVE PAD-LOCK ICE BOX /wo TO CAM ov=e;r4 WITHOUT A K E Y ? A.M'WAV, TiriHE'S ACE llitiU WITH CAP Bl JDWUSA VM , T^ PPiH V, f^WE you 1 .'. VOCf K C-OOO JDOG- TO.DIV/V. ·m

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