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DENNIS THE MENACE By Hank Kefcham Â£T Â£URE \THESE WOODS 90UNPSJ ARE FULL OF EMPTY AROUND HERE. X\LLlY WlLD THIN6G CAN Z MAKE A3 LITTLE NOISE A9 CRICKETS MR. WILSON lOVErTHERE.' , WAV OVER py THE tAKE/ KINDOFANI6HTBIRQ iHEV SOUND LONESOME EITHER A DC-9, OR A 707' MICKEY FINN By Lank Leonard PHIL --WHAT DID DO WRONG? LOUIE, I'VE GOT NO JDEA WHAT YOU'RE,, TALKIN' ABOUT/ / HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON Â¥ WELL, I SURE HOPE LATELY--WITH HIS HAIR *S YOU PIDN'T GET DOIVN OVER HIS SHOULDERS] ) INTO A HASSLE FROM THE BACK, I THINK S WITH HIM I'VE GOT A DAUGHTER/ PHIL--DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR MY HAIR TO GROW THAT LONG? YOU DONT HAVE TO WAIT/ GET YOUK5ELF A W|5/ * O ^V ^Hl Â· ^ f^ 9 4Â«*tfe _,.,_Â« HWX 7//Â£ PUT ON? I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY/ IT'S NO PUT ON, SON.' NO--I'M NOT THAT STUPID/ BUT IT'S VERY DEPRESSING --WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TALK ABOUT/ I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER] I'M VERY SERIOUS/ UNTIL MY HAIR GROWS LONG, I'M WEARING THIS "PIECE/ SO YOU AND I CAN START HAVING A COMMON GROUND/ P YOU SHOULD BECOME LIKE YOUR SON/ LET YOUR HAIR GROW--JUST LIKE HIS/ NEXT DAY DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE/ MY SON GOT A CREW CUT/ WHERE'S YOUR WIG* "The one marked 'scene of the accident' is the wedding chapel where we were married." "I don't suppose you've paid any notice if they Save fewer cavities since we started using flouridated water?" 'Never mind what he'd like . . . Bring him the chef's specialty." "The two fruitcakes are identical, but the one with the plain wrapper is $1.98 and the one with the 5 s - 'Merry Christmas' wrapper is 39 cents." Â·** A l don't know about a second car, but I think it would make a wonderful second PLANTER."