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TRY THIS NEW PIPE 3o FD Â°A R vs! ..For cigar smokers and cigarette smokers alike a "Carey Pipe" can save hundreds of dollars a year. .. If you are a pipe smoker, a "Carey Pipe" can end forever your constant search for the most enjoyable ** smoke of your life. So different that it's patented by UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT patent number 3267941 /HA6/C M II you don't agree that it's the best smoke you've ever had, it won't cost you * dime. This top grade Mediterranean briar incorporates a sensational invention that contradicts every idea you've ever had about pipe smoking. It completely eliminates breaking-in. Tars, sludge, bite, and bitterness never reach your mouth. You get cleaner, cooler, tastier, moisture-free thoroughly enjoyable smok- m 8 . It's the first pipe in the world that's guaranteed to give unadulterated pleas- sure to smokers. Gh-e H 30 days- No cigarette', no cigar, nor any other pipe can give you the full rich flavor, aroma, deep down satisfaction, enjoyment, and peace of mind that you get from a Carey .Pipe. You may be a pipe smoker with a rack full of pipes and still searching for the ideal smoke, or perhaps you would like to switch to a pipe to cut down on cigarettes or expensive cigars. Â· The Carey Pipe may look like any ordinary pipe, but it's a lot different! In fact, there's nothing like it in the whole world. The Carey Pipe is made of the finest aged Mediterranean boyir -- but, its big secret lies in the exclusive patented "MAGIC INCH," cleverly concealed in a bite proof nylon stem. It's Not a Filter The "Magic inch" is not a filter that gets soggy and loaded with foul smelling goo. A soggy, foul smelling filter transmits its stale foul odorjnto each successive puff of smoke, creating more problems than it solves. It's Not a Trap The "Magic Inch" is not a trap collecting moisture that gurgles with every draw. It is not a trap that must be cleaned after every smoke. It's Almost Magic Not my magic but NATURE'S OWN MAGIC. Warm winds pick up moisture by evaporation from the oceans, lakes, rivers, and streams, lift it high into the atmosphere where the cooler upper air squeezes it into drops of water that fall back to earth in its most perfect state of purity. Just as the colder upper air of the atmosphere causes rain, the cool air entering the "Magic Inch" chamber through the special louvers of the patented Carey stem, causes immediate condensation of the moisture in the smoke where it drops to the bottom of the chamber, is absorbed by the natural fiber sleeve of the "Magic Inch," and in turn, is evaporated into the outside air. No accumulation ever remains to form sludge or slugs of bitter tasting goo. The "Magic Inch" also mixes purifying oxygen with the smoke from the tobacco, in perfectly controlled proportions, cooling the smoke, eliminating all tongue bite, and creating MELLOWNESS, MILDNESS, and SWEETNESS that was never before enjoyed in pipe smoking. Today, over one hundred and fifty thousand pipe smokers smoke Carey Pipes almost exclusively. They all got started by accepting my most unusual offer to test a Carey Pipe for 30 days, without any risk on their part whatsoever. . They were all granted the same option which is yours also. After 30 days, if you agree that the Carey Pipe is the best smoke of your life, you may keep it; if you don't agree, whack it with a hammer and return the broken pieces to me. The trial has cost you nothing! How many businesses are that sure of their product? j" E. A. Carey, Dept 279 K , 3932 N. I I | Name I Make Your Own 30 Day Test Clip out the coupon below. Fill in your name and address and send it to me TODAY. I'll send you a full color brochure, absolutely free, so you can select your favorite style and shape for your 30 day trial. KHpatrick Ave., Chicago, lit 60641 Okay Mr. Carey. Send me your full color brochure so I can select a pipe to smoke for 3Â» days on a free trial basis. _ Address. HIUESSrECUL BECAUSE OF VOLUME Of MAIL RECEIVED. PARADE REGRETS IT CANNOT ANSWER QUERIES ABOUT THIS COLUMN. by LLOYD SHEARER WA1B1K Â£i2------------- ------ -'J Water experts suggest that you allow tap water to run for a minute Â·before using it for drinking or cooking purposes. Water, they explain, may pick up lead or cadmium or other undesirable elements by remaining in the pipes overnight. According "to Richard Weickart, technical director of the Water Quality Research Council, hot water is more likely than cold water to pick up trace elements from pipes. "We.are therefore advising the public," he says, "never to use hot water for drinking or cooking., When you want hot water for these purposes, run fresh cold water and then heat it." One of the major problems in Soviet Union is the declining birthrate. In an effort to explain it, a Soviet magazine, Â·- "Hash Sovremennik " ("Our Contemporary"), recently conducted, a survey and reported, that a sexual revolution is sweeping the Soviet Union. .Premarital sex, adultery, illegitimacy, divorces,, and sexual promiscuity are all on the increase. The magazine pointed to a poll of Leningrad students which revealed that 53 per cent of the men "had engaged in their first sexual experience lief ore the age of 18. Almost 65 per cent of the females had engaged in premarital sex relations "before they were 21. Other surveys revealed that university and science students, the cream of the most educated echelon of Soviet society, overwhelmingly approved of -premarital sex. A majority of married women interviewed in Leningrad admitted frankly that they no longer loved their husbands and were on the lookout for extramarital affairs. Almost 10 per cent of the babies born annually in the Soviet Union, .about 400,000, are illegitimate. In Perm, a village in the Urals, every third child is illegitimate. According to the magazine, millions of Soviet citizens are living to- Â· gether without benefit of marriage. "The conclusion of a legal marriage," says the magazine, "has ceased to be the condition of sexual life." Starting Sept. 1, Chairman Mao-Tse-tung's name will be spelled "Mao Â· Zedong." And Peking, will be spelled "Beijing." It's all part of China's attempt to unify the Ro- manized spelling of names and places so that the Ro- manized spelling represents the .Chinese ideographs as they should be pronounced. The Romanized system will be used in writing the names of people and places in foreign documents and passport's. Apparently for centuries, we Westerners have been mispronouncing the Chinese ideographs. H Dr. Charles Adler, a Denver psychiatrist, has advice for . migraine sufferers. Get under the hair-dryer, he urges. Adler recommends that treatment to his patients and reports that two-thirds of them obtain relief as a result of the warmth, hum, and sense of relaxation provided by the hooded dryer.