The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on February 8, 1930 · Page 11
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 11

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Saturday, February 8, 1930
Page 11
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\ ( .-v ', FJBBRUAitY 8, .1930. PACK KLIWEN. . A WHIH THERE "What experience have you had in Writing 'business getter' lettersT' caked the boss of the yotmg man applying for a Job. ."Well," He replitid, "my father is R Scotchman and while in college 1 wot* him letters persuasive enough to pry fotm loose from money every ttaoo I wanted Jt." "ICpu'll do, name; your own salary," ·all* the boss. AUo a Cauh DUcount The burglar hnci knocked the merchant unconscious. By the time the victim opened his eyes all the most expensive goods had- been take out- Side and the burglar was standing beside him, "Xou'.VQ got everything," jjroiined the merchant; "what tire you waiting lor?" "What about trading stamps?"-Boston Transcript Helped SwitU the Total Knntt-T-Looh. there's about me In the paper. It says thsi In June there were lf),?ft8/26 passengers Carried on the street cars* Mrs. Knntt--Well, what of U? I ·Son't see where you* come-In.. . , , "1 was one of those passengers."--- L0nd.m Answers. Chaneett Bright "JsfmJ So you wish to marry my 'daughter. May I ask, how are your future prospects? Can you provide f o r her?" . . . ' . . . , . . "5Tea, absolutely, 1 have a very i5ch : uncle, sixty-five years old, who has lately taken np aviation.TM The Right Place Bin--Do you hodw 'liaf lady over Bierel What a friendly expression she wears on her face Hal--Yes, bnt jrhere else could sli« possibly have It? · SHOULDN'T CREAK Old Soak--"My, my, but my Joints are stiff--they fairly creak." Friend-- "Tnat shouldn't be--you're always pretty well oiled., P«ychotnalyii» R« was well psychoanalyzed. A shorter path they cut, And presently -we were apprise* That b« wan Just a "nut,". Prepared for Emergency makes yoa keep giving me flr.h .fo* .dinner day after day," he Inquired. "Are you particularly fond of It?" "No," she replied, "I was w.uoWy un- selflsh. I read n lovely recipe about how to remove a flsh Iwne when It sticks In your throa.t and I wanted to tr.y it" DEAR NOAH'-lS '{ :SU1TS Ps GOOD ··«!**.··· TO CLEAN DP 8sri!iae, You " RUTH DEAR! NOAH Does A CLOCK mcc »-TS f=ACB 0 E W I W D ITS HANDS, WM0N ITS K?UN Dov/iM A N D WANTS T~o i BUY A -PUMP TC ODMP OUT PUMPfON PIBS^ PAVE S).e*» THVT wiHSTeo 'Titt "3 A. . 'We FlMD H'n Tl/lT' KM6U VOO'O- H'LO BE. cov-O Yo\J'o cor-\e Ho^^e^. -so i 3or-\6. HOT UOHCH ^=01 TOC'TS THE DAILY COURIER, CtNNEL-L 3VTLLBJ. PA. By JIMMT MUBPHY { CEOTA1NLV Vv/OULD TO irtrr A UOOki CAME. OW HOME'. BUT WHAT ON EARTH ARE UP 1 . I'M OVER ANP CAL\_ HE ANH ET E NEVER HIM', i-r-5 UNCANNY: AL 1MO«ST ^1VE5 ME TH TH · POPlOH, BUT TH5 1-3 IF THAT TO PUT UNtP«- BIRCH NOW! I'U. SB THAT Ht=. UEFT A OF BILLS. ' VI L, POP 1 OUT ANO HIM !M THE. HE'LL A-rAltvJ n-rtrHi 4tes Ja^a ETTA KETT VOU CAH'T BEAT 'EM! By PAUL BOBINS01S COME ON OVBf?- FIX. TWAr=RAD!O ^. }\ VIE CAM PUT ON IT AKO A U5AD OP FUM- CM AMD THE RADIOS ' OVA, ,lSTEH-DAD OWL AM 1 MOO TU 1 60r ^MV.ER I S F/X\U)RE \ UHCLB, MOU CAWT OH THAT'' L 1*0 "xocost THE" i s**!£*.' u\tv«.VF V CDW\PAHM tWO\ OUST TOOK OR 5 WTW A SET OP PLAH5, SOMETWMCi WANTED eUPPOSEO TO prop COULD (aET I-l VIAST6OLATE: TO. HOP OFF AFTER AMD W\^A ACK , 6'UT- PWU-SAK5 n* COULDH'T E3E TTTM YQUO. BItf SISTEB. AJT OUNCE OF PBJSVISHTION By tES FOB«BAtE. ARG.VUM 3OW' TO JUET BEAT HERE':5 TOUR BUpDtE.' IMOU) we'uu cserr 9E FAIR. "TO HAVE HEUP/ rve SOT CAKE AJLL. .MV5ELF/ , ON THE. T5SdfT?~Cei«Cn!l Pteai Ansotlatlon, Inc. COT OF HBRE.. AW', MtN«O VOO NKD THAT'LL 6HA.Ke TW r cofO'-r iAjAtvrr THI CAKE To f ALL, / , FELIX THE CA'r. ·CAP? STUBBS 5Sa«H» PJ * 1» K KS P««Sr-HT«a? ALL X Got TO DO TTHA.T 01= OF ,! DlT?ECTIONS WELL--MAYBE IT CAN BE ABB.ANOEJ)- By EDWESJt VOU C fs IX-' VOU VOU ·· Of* i-\o M -- HP M JDO»s»»T

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