The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on February 7, 1930 · Page 19
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 19

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Friday, February 7, 1930
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I \ . . H U 1 U A Y , I' tiiBUUAK* Y, UtUii JJA1L.X UOURllSIi, CONWJilJLd BViLiLiiiJ, UndmrrrorSd Battle 'T shall call the police!" exclaimed the bnrglar. "That's what 1 meant co do," said tho woman who*o jewels Trere In Jeopardy. "What hope bava you. If the police arrive7" "I shall aeetwM you of attacking me and trying to tike possession of my hrd-won Joot from previons Jobs of tha evening." From tba Back Seal "I wish you would qtslt driving from the back sent," exclaimed Mr. Chng- "All right," signed the patient wife"Bat after that remark, don't expect me to stnllfl ssveetly nnd give sympathy when « traffic cop gets yon." -Washington Star. For the Rainy Day Nlekleplnfh--· If yon ppend so much time at golf you won'! have anything laid aside for i rainy tiny. Stymo---Won't, eh? My desk la crowded with v/ork that Vve put aside for a rainy da?. ARGUMENTS OF FORCE N "Did hla arguments strike you with mnch force?" "Bure did--he's got bartl fists." Word Magic Too oratbr It often aent To show rnrRtertoua tricks, And whtit appears n» sentiment Proves only politico. ' Idealitm "1 always s-y my wife and 1 have now reached the Ideal married state." "What do you nenn by the Id^al married slate'" "Well, tny w i f e no longer worries nbont the shnpe of my nose, and I no longer worry whether she does or not r The Harmful Tiling The doctor told Mr. Meek not to stay out Inte at night. "You think the night air Is bad for nio, doctor?" "No," snld iho doctor, "It isn't that. It's tta excitement after getting borne that hurts yon."--Tit-Bits. Grew* That Way "Why Is It that a red-headed worn, an always marries a very meek man?" "She doesn't. He just gets that way." Made Her Face Long; Mrs. Blubfaee--That new hat makes your face loo^j short. Mrs. Styles--That's strange It made my husband's face look long. Evidence "You'd never think this street used to be a cow path, woaid yois?" "Oh, I don't know; took at all the calves on it." AJOAH NUMSKUU. DHAR. NOArt--M^ TV/O HAD THKHfe, THBY KNOCK. ABOUND PEARL CUD N O A W = v CARRX THE HANSS MEAVY ONl HANDS? JOHN PAI_MC«; IT TOOTS f Yl s/TpOT'S'. \VHEW \ ~TUPNCE Ml ~TME COVSRS ON MY LA-ST MltiHT« LO, ANt BHHOLl!!i i I A STACK. OF CAM bo PUT "THE- BANWi,ANt DON'T uee ANY OR far ya*. Ton will r««eiT« aor« N AROUNt* THIS TIME. l«*t tain b« »trl«t- JT UNTIL. YOU FlKiD HAt KJEACWE T H R O U H ly ·9Kflde«t",a* You will umdnrataad everythins vhs nail aad r«ri«a ay id«ittiiy te yea. Siaiitraly OUT WHAT , UP'. I OPEN \WINDOW A.r4fc» PUT THH ''W^TJTEtfff 1 ^ jfjNli 1 - ' !r i^;r'^;4p Jl^Jk.?TM^..!,)"'.! ,lf! |H ".I- ,11'JJ YOU OUST HAVE T6 WAIT THERE! I VJ»"»H » WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT 1 , -50MEONE A OOUE. OKI ME. WOUUtHrr REAL. W i t 1 1 ! ' ' ' !'"»LW .. . ,.««! -W-,«.r«H.!! ^-:Pisi^fP !i *«^ l f 1 · l^ffSBP - l-;Ktur«» Synd1c»l Bv JOIMJf HUBFHT HOPE THE. MYSTERIOUS "A FRIEND" WILL. eooM PUT IN Y/ERE TO eEE WHO H 1^ AND TO LSARM THE REASOM ACTIONS: ETTA KKT ' '8 T ilCKY THAT WAI By PAUL BOBINSOJS COWIM6 IN WE /\LL,TH6 TIJITYL: YOUSG. MOU LET ROM GET \H AFT? R bAE TeLUHQ Mou I W/vHTED "TO SEE MIM AT OHCE? MOO WAD OP CO STOP W^ -- ttS. ff MOO CAH»T OVERTAKE «DM KEET AHO WAVH H\hA RETURH -CD TVS. FWvna vituo. BIG SISTEIt K VII TO HIM WHO- Hy JbISS FOBUJBAYK, I'l BEtVI WOOD f4 v pt.i.K)O TO UJITW u5 )_ , * =:::L TRE MADOER: K 3ET.' LTMTM,^, -- JrTrrrmfSfffSff / s y u*wo coe6 sue tm ww- -sue sne'u. STAWO MO MY Tl-AT'6 ,, IT'S RAOV TO PUT iKi THE ovew I'VE NieVER. BEENJ ^t OP5GT 8Y AMVTHIW6 tM fr^V LlP QEFORE AS ev THAT CHILD eur I'LL. r TAKE (T OOT OF THE M6RC(FUL .' I FOR6CT PCX-ODER.! D«AT BETH VUOOO.' rC'5 AL.L. QT TC 5TARTAL-t- imiilmimnimnnmi irm n H i M i i r n r FELIX TH K CA'l' 8»y FAT SUIJJLVAH. MOW A|vA X GONMAv GET OUT OP UE«E DOOR-5. . . AtX. uoateo AND AMD RUGHT NOUO, THAT DETECTIVE" ! x V^AVE: IT! wsu.. Tws^e rr A SHACK! ·mw. puwre. 1 ^ i i"cfef i ; .Aj-lL'iJsy «CAl' WKAN'JttA'S ON TO HIM By \ MOW VOU LE.FT ^ ^^ :: ^ rio Ji_AN'j-- 'Ly/NCfsTIOM". HOW K \ M " / . t (POT TO LOOK. vou fvw hApsRe. vo u TO 1 , 1 .-- voo 6-0 CriT TO

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