The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on February 6, 1930 · Page 13
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 13

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Thursday, February 6, 1930
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THtTRSDY, FM3RTTARY 6, THE DAILY COURIE1R, CONKE3LLE PAOB MPTE3EJK, VTLLJSL FA. ,UT JIMMT MUBPHY TMT HEWS A^AIH*. ~.-- · · · · / ! . HE RBACHEC* l4 THROO4 M THE OPEM WINDOW ANC LEFT .._ MONSfV Y/1'WPE I'D BE. SURE TO F\NC» rri ANOTHER. ENVELOPE, U ' MORE MONET IM IT, )l RECKlVEt? «5O 5=AP THEPOOnl MOTS. REAtJS'. -- SVW. CASPER'. .«2 MOPE A° "A FRIEND A . OF MONETf UNDEKl C^«?reRt IT'g, \-THH MOST HE CAN'T CALL ' "TOUR PAL* ANt SLIP NIK. A M») \W ft/NT ^T? ; ABOUT 50 I'LL. MIT TH EVEN HEAR or', WELL, I'LL. V !! ANP FOR^RT IT J=OR "THE TO TO'J. I HAVE ATT LEA-3T! MT ·5HOWERU MONET OK CAMPER.? TPO DEEP Rov2. "jb SOLVE. n t fuatcrw Symilentt, loc, Gr«! Brttata Obligation Admitted "Aro you willing to ntlmlt thnl you ar* tlepomUMit on j,our wife in your public oarocr?" "I'orftetly w l l t l r u , ' inssvorcd Sen a tor Sorghum. "1 have 10 ear for inn»lc anil 1 nm comjiellvrt to depend on Mnrlnti to nudge nie so thnt 1 will be «inofiR the first to stiuvj up when tha band plays "J'lie St«ir-Spnnt;leJ Banner.' "--Washington Star. Monotog Defined "Pop, whnt'a a nxmologl" "A uionolog Is a conversation between husband nnd wife." "I thought Mint uns a dialog," "No, n dlnlogtis where fvo persons nro speaking.," Ouddy'i Tour \Villlo--My nio»hi«r goes to Eurcip every sumioor. Mary--Whore (lots your daddy go'. Wllllo--'Jo the post ollie« and On bank I Not Separated From Money Allsii--1 suppose you know Allt'i nmrrled money. Ada--O ye-4. 1 They're separated now, aren't they? "No; Just she and her husband an separated." WHAT SHE LOOKED FOR Williams--"She htwsts that she nrt the kind of woman who's niwn.\ looking for the latest wrinkle h clothes." Thompson--"True enough aho spomlK nil her tlm^ looking f tlio latest wrlnlsla In her fuce." Greatna** Tr 10 KreutnoHsi bldii the nraallor fry ]l« aatlMflcd to win , A -lorner wharo t h n y can "stand by" And Inmibly "listen In." Not Undnmtood .She--I wouldn't thlnli of marryln su li an Intelligent monstrosity itn physical mlnflt as you are--you num- fikislll Do you get me? 1 lo--V/olli from tho general trend « your convc-rsalion, I should judge no Reception Day "Mr. President, 1 am honored meeting you." "Thiink you, sir." "F h i u e no ltd vice to offer you." "x "Won't jou stuy for lunch?" Front an! Back ·'Does y o u r wife drive frbra t % bail? seat?" "Not Invariably," answered .V Chugging. "She also begins to d i l from tho front tent at the brcnkfsi table,"--Washington Star. Stur.Jy "I rctotnmond a vegetable diet f- a f' i w weeks." "But, doc, I IIU« meat. Nothli ·trorifj about vegetables." "Try earllc." ' MOAM = IF ARTICHOKES ,AND KIONKY rbLJ-WOLJl.D YOU DEAR NOAH= IF THE TREE" A-s ^te QAR-DE FOR Divorce 7* ilTS OOWN TO (5EST DOES -IttS-'rHAifa (5ocei5? Si NO ID hjvMWNE B1?M ruev ETTA 'KBTT HE'LL CtET AHEAD Hf LITE By PAUL BOBINSOIf GOT A CAB-I UOGV* A D ^ ETTA IP i TIM TYLEB »y TYM YOUXG. NO.MOO'RE MOT*. MOU'RE 6OHMA, TWE cJDB X .oer 6EP3FCE. WE CAM t«AVE BIG SISTfiB. PAIR CO ttPETITION By LES FOItOBAVE. OF BHTH I /\ ',5 IN THE CAKE THREW MR^dHA INTO A CONTEST -£ BE MADE RlOlCULOOd 3VALLOOJIN CHILDREN To coMPeteTA-s r ONLV PraDFEtatOWAUS ARE BARRED^MR5.5HARP. THERE'S NO QertfeR ulTTLE E (NTH16 ,THAN . J ^ BETH NMDOCX , WELL., I HAVE A REPOTATIOlO A CAKE ai\tER AN)D IT'S Tt3 HAVEL TO COMPETE CHILDREN).' HOsA/EVE UP. JU5T THE 5AM£ I PROTECT (F lTW/V5WTtHAT t NEEP THAT PR(2ie OF TWQSJTY DOLLAR'S I'D REFUSE TO BUT I'M 6U(?E TO WIN IT, AFFORD TO iWA.LLO'vV ^_, M V PRIDEr.' BET ^TM" MET1RED FELIX THE CAT fey PAT SULLIYAJT. I'VE SEEK FREIE! owl soyl TO GET GOT OP KHRJE IM YE GADS! SCOUNDR.E.L! HE. AND TO OUT OP . ! WELL . H I M » G-ET TH£ BE^T OP SO TL ALU LOCKED BARRED! i'« fe 'i^Hili'Pllipflf wtl^Cl'iiT 1 1 ^ jp« '''jHiii'lirlii^fe,.!! iriivib?f ;i,y.p,',!^,!iiii'^y^n''!i.iiiiii'i' ! IN ; ·· ",,', . Ja6,s» l 1 i t 1 ' f n T ^ ^'jtrnwiui CAP" STirBKR CAP 8 EHBOII! By EDWlftA AM' THeN O ~ TW .SCV^OOU V } (N \ TELL VOU^ »TS TOO ^sv^-y _ _ M^v \'¥^£ 4 ~.. - youR you I ~ V P WIGHT."- »T'S ^' GOOO He OF ^T-- rv.L to GE.T~ fissiftpy FOFV vou r

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