The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania on February 4, 1930 · Page 11
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The Daily Courier from Connellsville, Pennsylvania · Page 11

Connellsville, Pennsylvania
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Tuesday, February 4, 1930
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1 I I t I TUESDAY, PSJBRUAKY 4, 1030. COtffljm, CONN.hU. L.SVIL.LE, PA. PAGE ELEVEN. Just a A WHOPPER f i The yonng fanner i w?»e boasting about the B!M of the vegetable* tlic.i hud grown. ITlually, one of them turnad to Uncle Seth. "What wna the biggest tbing yuii raised this y^a^ 1 Uncte Sethr "A squash." "Welt, how big was It?" "We never measured It," drawled Undo Seth, "but we used the seed* for snowaboes,"--Boston Transcript Clovwr Stralagam "That was a great scheme old K«wte yorbetl." "Didn't henv of It" "Cave it out that the firtit of Ms eleven daughters to be married sooulil have hla entire fortune." "What was the roan!I*" "Eleven elopements in one eight They can't decide which girl got m»r rled first, so Kewte gota rid of hit- daughters and keeps bin fortune," A 'fr«inliff Sttmt The Oulde--That statue represent^ tho disk thrower. Disk throwing WHI- quite an Important event In the Olyni pic games. Mrs. Hiram Offwn--I wonder It that's what my kitchen matd Is \vrn- tiring when she should be the dlsbea? An Estimate Sedan-- I hear you got a new ear What horsepower Is your eaglne? Henrlcar -- It seems to bo a scam one-horsepower, but it has a four donkeypower horu. M*da Hi* Era* Buttfa, All Right Bulldog (looking Into the tiger's- cage) -- Great whlskprs! how In the world could 1 ever chase a cat !!ki- that ip a CAUSE FOR WRINKLES She--Ion go to college, don't ymi? He--Wo. This suit looks this wnv becauia I slept In It last night Agitation The BCT'tator brlnga us rout And cue torn IB reversed W?» *hoald b» Hoping tor the Best-- H» tntikea as tsar the iror«t. A Puxzlar Here war non again asking for an ether check 1 Every month ho spent at college was. coating father more. "I had BI) Msa," father anld stern ly, BO he reached for hla checkbook "than an education eosf so much." "Oh, It's terribly high, father." was ttie reply. "And you know I'm one of those that atr.dlos tho Iea«t!" I -- I F MAvars THE PBNC-IU X VtfHAT MAKE?S TWG INK »NBL.t. ? AUDUty DEAR N OAH ISA BOOK |HAig»AM wauwe OLCtA BBDCNTAIKKCJ! OHi«j»t.OTTI!t M i C DEAR. NOAMw /FA MARINES IS UOST, DO THSY POT A SUB^ARlNS JN HIS P.UACIS? BOVP 1 »K / . TOOT8 ODD! "THE. tOJOREbl-L PAM,AM XWWEM 'lN S,li,'HT. BUT POUMb "Pit* EfMV6V.O«=E UMDER. '-i HH P00« ', IT-5 ADDRTESSEb 1 ' MR CASPER , PERSONAV'l ime, ]«5 A £1NE: TIIME. CPF Nt^HT POR ANVON TO BE UP TO StJCH A (KAVc.-tT=v;;iOUS . n A. ,\ 1910, Kmij FwtutM Rjmd Dear Mr. Caspar :- Tke anoloaed $,,OOQ.OQ la for you. Kaop it. Pleneo pardon the stTwags irny in wiioh, X »ead it ta you, out. for roasaas hset known t» ngr«elf I do nat afcooao t« reveal ay Identity at fck« prevawt tin*. aiaoeraly yours. JIMMY MUBPST *MOU ME Fiv BtULe "TOOT'S? =OMEONE_ \=s PLATN r A c)0*e OW ITS "THE. -STRAW ^S=SfT I EVETP. HEARD OF, UN CAN ·-". WHAT DO MAVlE OP IT ? THSE B*LU= Look. "TO MM, BUT I'LL. BET THEY'RE, PHONY/ THEM DOV/M TO THH BAN VI IN "THE- ETTA JCET'l THJJ WOMA5 Oi 1 J'l T1K - VtBU-Tl-WVS KO cs neree OB THE- TV?5 OUDGfc VJH1 MOO ODKT UP IN cooer MIGHT TO SNE'LL HAVE N TU\S I'LL HAVE TD PUT OH , AHO I'D UK£ 10 MAN/F MOU LAD6 dwr ( O ^ WE A VOUH MAH, "WKC WOTC PVEKW, UHCXE YAOOOV, WO UPSTA'F U\6 CROWDS' UV6 PMOT'f = SEEH PUTTTIHS CM A^R v AHO k STRUT "\H(3 -- OKli/ BECOME lUOT, -ft TIME "« ABOUT OTWER-S *. .c, I w , Grnl tftU.IK/Jfchi. YOTOJG. By J OOK HERE, BUOD^ tHe MILLER FLOUR. -TtV E5T ?. INJ A * 3 BUT I DUNN O I'D HAVE M JCH CHASJCE '/ (MST BE oo. OJWY r you eAC^c(^3' ME THE LCAST r JDO(3Ty. I'LL ER AMD 5(£W UP YOU'RE 60rJ' FOG. COURTH Copynght, 1D80, by Central I'rc s AsjoctaJ oo tne. . .. J . J ^ .-1 --L- -J 1, ., 1 1 . ....... THE CA'l' TO UtAe A.I.O THIS TO T£UL ME. Ol-D'uMCUE. OiEC AMD UEP=T ME M * S « Mi. Um MUST BE WAVING A. CAT M A P ! - . TO tse. r,er TWH. MUST tN?=c^M YOO THAT yours. V_^T £ WJ-4C.US. ·C - t-(BL I - ANO It4 UJA'S t 4 TMS. My WEADQUAKJTERS 7KAT DETECTIVE ! STUBHS REPBTETE! VOO X CMi ON -HT A S-»T- VM ^ TH --

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