Sunday Gazette-Mail from Charleston, West Virginia on June 2, 1974 · Page 169
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June 2, 1974

Sunday Gazette-Mail from Charleston, West Virginia · Page 169

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Charleston, West Virginia
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Sunday, June 2, 1974
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by JACK MOORE GONNA BE A ROCK STAR! AH EVEN GOT MAH OWN GROUP! FOUR GIRL DOBERMANS TO"DO-WAH" AN' "SHA-LA" QKAY..DOBER- PERSONSf IN CASE TH' AUDIENCE GETS UNRULY LUCKY FOR MH AH'M MULTITALENTED DUKETTES AH NOT ONLY SING AN' SNAP MAH FINGERS IN TIME TO TH' MUSIC... BUT AH WRITE MAU OWN LOVE SONGS L\KE 'FEBRUARY HEARTACHE ASTER\SK WHATS THE ASTERISK FOR? THAT IT'S SUNG TO TH' TUNE OF::; AU BEEN \NORK\H' OM TH' RA\LROAD CRIMESTOPPERS TEXTBOOK THIEVES ALSO. KEEP DOORS LOCKED AND DON'T PERMIT STRANGERS / TO USE FACILITIES. f)i*kf!'-* I 'THESE NITRO PILLS FOUND IN DOC WATERS 1 POCKET VERIFY THE PATHOLOGIST^ REPORT OF A HEART CONDITIC BUT THE REPORT ALSO SAYS CAUSE OP DEATH WAS THE BLOW FROAA THE GUITAR. AND LOOK! BREAK IN YOUR NEW CRYSTAL BALL BY HAVING IT FORETELL OUR FUTURE. WE INTERRUPT TMI PROGRAM WITH A BULLETIN PROM POLICE. "BIG BRASS AND HIS PSYCHIC PAL ARE FUGITIVES ON CHARGES. INCLUDING FRAUD AND MURDER!" i DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE BE CHEERFUL ABOUT. YOU MEAN ABOUT OLD DOC ALLEGED MURDER CHARGE , SOUND TELECAST TAKEN DIRECTLY FRO/A TV, SCREEN v BV POllCE. FORGET IT ! THAT SMASH ON THE NOGGIN ONLY STUNNED HIM. TURN ON THE TV! HA! NEEDS A CRYSTAL BALL? - OLV OTTA pur ir mort walker eJ/L ;#Uo?

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