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DENNIS THE MENACE By Hank Ketcham WHEN SHE WAKES UR SHE'S GONNA BÂ£ SURPRISED. SHES MOT GONNA BELIEVE IT. STILL ASLEEP.,,,/ GOOD! I KNOW WHAT SHE'S EXPECTIN: BUT I SET SHE LIKES ^ THIS BETTER. LESSEE... BREAD, EGGS, 6ACON,CEREAL,MILK, PUTE/ORK, KNIPE,CUR ^ SPOON, SALT AND PEPPER. THATJSTHE NICEST , IGOTAS'PRISE ft FOR YOU IN , i\ THE KITCHEN: READY FOR YOU, BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING Â© King FeÂ«tureÂ» Syndiole, Inc.. 19 74. World rights reserved. / 1 N f } Musc/e Mouse spate a young man -thrashivy wtfdfy /n the middle of Jhe poo/... Without sihoug he d/Ves instantly ino Hie cold wffter swmmer pancs dnd resists Muscle Mouse's dtfewpts Onfa after they are safety out of the water does he recognize the -feS/ow... j There/san embarrassing silence. , Finally, Musc/e Mouse sdys t "6ee f lc//c/n-f- was a race -today, Mr, -vm V think I woke the doctor. He said you should take two beds and to go aspirin!" HARRIET STANLEY PARKER "I'm accustomed to putting on this rug all winter I'll have to take it to the course and spredd.it the greens as I go along." 'The grass can't be high enough yet -- I just mowed it last September!" "Beauty is only skin deep. The important thing is it smells like old fish scales." "Money is an endangered species to me."