The Daily Journal du lieu suivant : Flat River, Missouri • 12

The DAILY JOURNAL, Flat River, Mo. Tuesday, July 11, 1972 Page 13 CLASSIFIED SELL Business Services 17 Automotive 21 BASEMENT. WORK Excavating dirt and rock, concrete foundations, floors, porches, sidewalks, curbs and gutters, septic tank, and sewers. Call us for an estimate. L.

J. Gammon, 431- 3838. 17-57-5t bb 3-28 Service when you need it AIR CONDITIONING, heating, refrigerating, industrial, residential, commercial. Twenty-one years experience. Left city -1 help me stay in God's country.

Call Al, 358-2764. 17-135-5t BB-18 HANDYMAN SHOP Repairs, installation, service on locks, keys, lamps and lights. 317 N. State, Desloge, 431-5920. 17-49-tf bb tf Farms and Land 19 FOR SALE 10 to 500 acres of good land by owner.

On 67 Hwy. 6 miles south of Farmington, Mo. 29 per cent down; 7 per cent interest on balance. Raines Kennels; Farmington, Mo. 756-5463.

19- 131 6t 11 FOR SALE Two lots Iron Mountain Lake. $200.00. Farm wagon with dump boards $50.00. Smith and Wesson 38 Special pistol. Cost $125.00 will sell for $90.00.

431-3012. 19-135- 3p CHOICE 3 acres near Viburnum, $1500. 314 869- 3935. 19-124-tf BB-tf Mobile Homes 20 FOR RENT OR SALE 8 35 Westwood Mobile Home. Ideal for 1 person or couple.

Located in Bonne Terre. 358- 3095 or 431-5582 after 3 p.m. 20- 134-3t Automotive 21 FOR SALE 1970 Buick LaSaber, air power, AM FM radio, low mileage, new premium tires. $2695. 431- 5144.

21-135-3t FOR SALE 1960 GMC, V-6, short bed truck, runs good, good condition. $275.00. 431-2771. 21-135-3t bb7-18 FOR SALE '68 VW Type III Squareback, $875. '61 GMC one tone 12 ft.

stock rack bed, BUICK, 1964 Wildcat. Power, air. Real nice, $400. Electric welder, $75. M.

D. Imboden, 1516 N. Cedar, Bismarck. 21-135-3t FOR SALE 1968 Dodge Van. 4 new tires, good condition.

See after 5:30 at 705 Sixth Esther. 21-133-tf FOR SALE Ford Galaxie sedan, 351 V-8, $120. Also 1951 Chevy 2- 6 3349. 21-134-3t FOR SALE 1963 Rambler Classic std. transmission, seat makes bed, clean, $225.

358-5152 or 358-2373. 21-134-3t BB-11 '64 CHRYSLER Convertible, $300., '61 Ford Econoline, $250., '64 Mercury for parts has good motor, $100., '50 Cadillac convertible, $400. 358-5101. 21-134-3t BB-11 HUMOR IN LAW VANCOUVER (AP) Gouging humor out of the law is like digging for gold tough but rewarding, says David Huberman, professor of law at the University of British Columbia. He's devoted years to sifting out what little humor there is in the mills of justice and plans to write a book about it.

At one time he was chairman of admissions to the UBC law faculty and he recalled a couple of answers to admission questions, turned in by law students and student Question: Define union check-off dues. Answer: "A famous European author." Question: "Define a quo- Answers: "A place for crushrock." place where the Romans used to sacrifice the Christians." "For a quorum, the directors have to be odd." you really want to laugh," he said, "you'd better remember that some of these people might be your lawyers, your accountants." Huberman also has a file devoted to letters addressed to lawyers. One says: "Thank you for offering to represent me in court, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the The Federal Deposit Insur- ance Corporation, founded to insure deposits in banks, may borrow billions from the U.S. Treasury but has made no such borrowings since it was organized in 1933.

Helen and Sue Bottel The Generation Rap Cool Dude's Slang Outdated DEAR RAP: I'd like advice about my jackass boyfriend. This dude, instead of asking me to go to a show says, "Let's cop a flick." He "digs" me. (Ugh!) He calls TV "the tube," and is hooked on it. Instead of "Yes, dear," he whoops, "Right ON, pussycat!" I'd laugh except I'm too embarrassed. He's a Chillicothe country boy who came to the big city and is trying to be with it, but the words are weird, like about 10 years out of date.

Should I tell this jivin' cowpoke to buzz off or try to educate him? I like him sort of, otherwise. DEAR 1 DEAR Look who's calling the kettle Sounds like the Chillicothe black! The poor guy, hearing Kid hasn't got off his buckin' all your slang, may to bronco long enough to see impress you with "goodies" where he's at. Since he em- he probably learned from "the barrasses you THAT much, tube." Can he help it if he you may not be the one to picks outdated stuff from old educate him. re-runs? He'll probably shake down Or maybe he enjoys the in time, but if you're going to way he talks. laugh at him, think YOU Seems to me if you really should buzz off and let him like this fellow, you'd see the find someone who won't PERSON underneath and not SUE be put off by a few un-choice phrases.

HELEN HELEN AND SUE: Is slang on the way out? For kids, I mean. I hear more adults using it than we do. Last year about every other teen word was "cool," "freaky," "psyched out," "groovy," "weirdo," "right on," "where it's at," etc. Now I hardly What's ever use any of these, and I haven't heard any new words lately. happening? MARION MARION: What's happening (I think) is that teens are putting off the old overused words and making up their own original stuff.

Like, "Oh fudge and bananas!" (instead of dull old "damn" etc.) or "She's strung-out peanut," meaning kinda freaky. It's fun, inventing a new expression. Who wants to be a follower? SUE DEAR RAP: I like to go barefoot in the house to let me. Says it's too dirty On rug covered floors? What's once in a while? BAREFOOTED DEAR B.N.: By us no harm at all. We think travel at least around home, If you can get away with it.

(DEAR B.N.'S MOTHER: Let important "No-No's'4 HELEN PSC's Staff Asks Rate Increase Cut The staff of the Missouri Public Service Commission contended today in final arguments of the Southwestern Bell Telephone rate case that the company's request for a $63.5 million increase in gross annual revenues should be cut in half. The statements were made before the Commission at a session in which all parties the case were given an opportunity to present oral summations of their positions. Jeremiah D. Finnegan, PSC General Counsel, said the staff recommended an increase for the company of $28.6 million to $33.3 million, depending on the rate of return the Commission allows the company. He pointed out that staff witnesses testified that a return of 8.18 per cent to 8.46 per cent would be adequate for the company.

Finnegan also told the Commission that the company's financial condition had improved in the last quarter of 1971 the first quarter of 1972, and was expected to continue to become better in the future. William C. Sullivan, general attorney for Southwestern Bell, told the Commission a return of 9.37 per cent was necessary in order for the company to maintain good service and to continue its constructions program. Sullivan said the company is not earning at levels permitted by the Commission in its 1969 rate case, and that earnings have declined since then. OBITUARIES MYRTLE HENDERLITE Myrtle Violet Henderlite of Farmington was born May 1, 1911 at Otomwa, Iowa and died July 11 at Farmington Community Hospital at the age of 61.

On April 1, 1959 she was married to Harry Henderlite. Surviving are: husband Harry Henderlite of Farmington; one son Charles Leasenby of Wisconsin; one grandchild Carrie Leasenby; one great granddaughter;" three, sisters, Mrs. Addie. Roe of Pleasant Hill, Mable (Mrs. Sylvester Hahn) of Herculaneum and Marie Corless of Eastern Star memorial service will be 8 p.m.

Wednesday at the chapel. Chapel service will be Thursday 2 p.m. with the Rev. Maxell Teeter officiating. Interment will be in the Parkview Cemetery.

The body will be in state after 2 p.m. Wednesday at the Cozean Chapel in Farmington. RENA WHITE Rena Bertha White of 414 Sixth Street, Esther was born August 12, 1900 in DesArc a daughter of the late John Semands and Corsa Simpson Semands and died July 10 at Farmington Community Hospital at the age of 71. Surviving are: her husband Harry V. White of Esther; one son Eugene H.

White of Flat River; one daughter Gladys White of Flat River; two sisters Bessie (Mrs. Carl Seals) of Arnold and Lena Stevenson of Piedmont; one niece; and three nephews. Chapel service will be 2 p.m. Wednesday with the Rev. Fred Hartman officiating, assisted by the Rev.

Harold Brown. Interment will be in the DesArc Cemetery, The body will be in state after 6:30 tonight at the Caldwell Chapel, East Main, Flat River. Your friend the Uselcome hostess! Phone 756-5107 431-4125 Desloge Council Takes Firm Stand The company's earnings would be adversely affected, he said, if the Commission does not take into consideration a wage raise that goes into effect this month. The PSC staff contended that if the wage adjustment were allowed, the facts in the case would be distorted. Attorneys for five inintervenors opposed to the rate increase argued that the company had not proved its case and should be ordered to operate on its present rates.

They represented the cities of St. Louis and Kansas City, St. Louis County, the Legal Aid Society of St. Louis City and County and the Missouri Hotel and Motel Association. E.

Douglas Means, attorney for the Federal executive agencies, agreed with the recommendation of a $28-33 million increase for the company. The attorney for the City of St. Louis, David Hemenway, said the company should be allowed a rate of return of 7.88 per cent and that any increase be limited to the amount necessary for the company to attract capital. George Rozier, representing the Retail Merchants Association, joined other intervenors in questioning the manner in which the proposed increase would be apportioned among ratepayers. The rate schedules are completely unfair, he said, and should not be approved.

Sullivan, in rebuttal, explained that the proposed raises were based on rates now in effect and that the company's testimony sufficiently explained the relationship between different rates. The proposed increase is presently under suspension. The Commission is expected to render a decision on the case prior to August 29, the date the suspension expires. Farmington Gloria Doss 736-241N Sunday guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs.

C. C. Stocker were their three sons and their families, Mr. and Mrs. Dale Stocker and son Chet of Cedar Hill, Mr.

and Mrs. Joe Stocker of Bonne Terre Route One, and Don Stocker and his three children, Chuck, Steve, and Michelle, who have been visiting relatives in the area and returned on Thursday to their home in Euless, Texas. 01 Airport will be called Benito Juarez Airport on July 18 to commemorate the death of Juarez 100 years ago. He was Mexico's great liberator. HONOR JUAREZ MEXICO CITY (AP) This is known as the "year of Juarez" in Mexico.

Mexico City's International (Continued from page 1), happened last year," Wunning commented in regard to the bids not being based on identical specifications. "We lost a month in trying to get them resolved," he added, "and finally did not get the program carried Much of the discussion involved the possibility of sending a copy of the specifications used by Lead Belt Materials and more in line with the Desloge needs to Valdo, with out the amount of Farmington R-1 Effie Mayberry 736-3672 Miller Family Visits Relatives Mr. and Mrs. Benny Miller of Arnold were weekend guests of her sister and brother-in-law, Mr. and Mrs.

Joe S. Thomure. They were Sunday afternoon guests of Mr. and Mrs. A.

D. Counts and granddaughter, Miss Amy of Route Three, Farmington, Mrs. Audie Branon, John Bloom, Bill Bloom of Route One, Farmington, Mr. and Mrs. Miller and children, Mr.

and Mrs. Louie Bloom of Farmington. Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Johnson of Texas, accompanied by her mother, Mrs.

John Cleve of Route Three, Farmington visited Mrs. C. C. Hoehn. Mr.

and Mrs. Arnold Montgomery visited Sunday in Arnold with Mr. and Mrs. Charles Montgomery and children. Mr.

and Mrs. Raymond Berry and children Nancy Gary visited with Mr. and Mrs. Luther DeGrant in Festus. Mr.

and Mrs. Michael Moore and sons were in Springfield, Illinois on a business and pleasure trip. Mrs. Helen Meredith and son Norman of St. Ann were Saturday guests of Mr.

and Mrs. Charles L. Smith in Festus. Mr. and Mrs.

Holthouse and family visited with Father F. Holthouse 1 in Illinois. They also visited in Carlyle, Ill. with Mr. Holthouse' mother, Mrs.

Josephine Mune. Mr. and Mrs. James LaPlant and daughters Lena and Margarette visited in Madison, Ill. with friends.

Mrs. W. L. Shoemake with Mrs. Lena Deien visited in St.

Louis with Mrs. Mary Lee Bequette and children. They were accompanied home by Eddie Bequette who visited for a week with Mrs. Shoemake and other relatives. the bid.

Rather than get into what might be questioned as an improper approach, Hoffman moved for the low bid to be accepted. Full support was given by fellow aldermen. Mayor Thurman called of for a decision on the question new firehouse, reminding that "if we do not do something soon, we will face the same situation of a truck sitting outside this winter." The matter was discussed from several sides and finally it was agreed to use the site just across the railroad tracks from the business district. A cost estimate will be secured and details of a bond issue worked out submission to the Desloge voters. Because of costs and the need to get the project underway, the proposal of a two story firehouse to shelter fire trucks and other city equipment was dropped.

The matter will be taken to a vote of the people since there are not sufficient funds available to take care of such a project. In response to a question from the aldermen, Fire Chief Kenny Hawkins said that wiring had been patched in the present fire station to the point that it is really dangerous. "I have already notified Flat River and Leadwood to -be ready to answer a call to our own fire station," he told alderman. A '90 by 40 foot metal building is under consideration. A number of items involved were briefly talked about in the meeting.

A copy of the "model ordinance" to establish zoning in Desloge was presented to each alderman. It was prepared by the Department of Community Affairs' planning division. It will be turned over lAP News Digest NEWS DIGEST By The Associated Press MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) Sen. George McGovern, staging a dramatic demonstration of political power, swept to the brink of the Democratic presidential nomination today in a marathon opening session of his party's national convention that ended just before dawn.

McGovern's display of organizational muscle came when he recaptured 151 disputed California delegates at the peak of a tumultuous session. With those votes restored, he stands within about 25 votes of being able to capture the nomination on the first ballot Wednesday. Later, the McGovern camp failed in an effort to engineer a compromise to seat both Chicago Mayor Richard J. Daley and a heavily proMcGovern group of Illinois challengers. The convention then voted to oust the powerful Chicago mayor and reached a series of quick compromises on other challenges before adjourning shortly before 5 a.m.

EDT SAIGON (AP) U.S. helicopters landed hundreds of South Vietnamese marines north of Quang Tri City today, putting Saigon forces on three sides of the enemy-held provincial capital. Field reports said the American helicopters ran into heavy anti-aircraft fire, and at least two of them were. shot down. But their crews were reported rescued.

For the fifth successive day, entrenched North Vietnamese forces managed to stall the South Vietnamese in battles at four different points on the northeastern and southeastern outskirts of the city. Shop At Your GOOD A Friendly PLE STORES FOOD STORES SAVE VALUABLE COUPON SAVE 1 PT. 6 FL. OZ. GIANT SIZE IVORY ONLY LIQUID 390 LIQUID I GOOD PLEE-ZING and WITH THIS COUPON ONLY GOOD NA-BOR STORES OFFER EXPIRES JULY 24TH COUPON AT PRICE WITHOUT 69 SAVE LIMIT 1 COUPON PER PURCHASE SAVE VALUABLE COUPON SAVE 3 lb.

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He indicated he is opposed to stop signs unless they are really needed to prevent accidents. -A misunderstanding about the paying of Park Board bills was cleared up as Chairman Ron Edgar and fellow member Lawrence Tesreau appeared. Edgar was agreeable to keeping his own set of books to compare with those of the city clerk and also that envelopes and stamps used to pay the board's bills would be paid for by the board. There was an apparent misunderstanding as Mrs. Williford said she would be glad to mail the checks if stamped envelopes are provided.

Edgar agreed the board should pay the cost of these, but said he was not aware this was the matter 1 in contention. BELFAST, Northern Ireland (AP) Militant Protestants threatened early today to take the offensive in Northern Ireland as gun battles and bomb explosions rocked the province. The Protestant Ulster Defense Association said if the British do not crush the Roman Catholic guerrillas of the Irish Republican Army, the association will take the offensive against the IRA. The British government rushed 1,800 more troops into the province as 232 shooting incidents were reported in Belfast between 8 a.m. Monday and 4:40 a.m.

today. WASHINGTON (AP) The Committee for the Re-election of the President is worried that a hearing on a suit involving the break-in and bugging attempt at Democratic headquarters here could cause "incalculable" damage to President Nixon's campaign. For this reason, the committee asked U.S. District Court Monday to postpone the hearing on a $1 million damage suit against the committee until after the Nov. 7 election.

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63628 If it has anything We to do with insurance: do it better. INSURANCE DEAR MARION: The drug culture and the hippie movement introduced most of 1960's slang. Now, with both diminishing and no new wave in sight, young people aren't as apt to use those overdone words and phrases, or seek out new ones. I truly hope you kids haven't given up slang. It's a vital and exciting part of our language.

Get busy, start inventing and send us some samples, please! HELEN and outside. My mother refuses outdoors, and inside I'll get splinters. the harm in going without shoes NOT barefoot is the only way to and sometimes elsewhere too up, and concentrate on more AND SUE.